Museum :: Salsa Picante

Salsa Picante

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#349	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	22
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1076	3-ball	2
#191	30669 scroll	62
#196	33398 scroll	108
#129	334 scroll	56
#157	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	23
#1972	8-ball	2
#307	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1666	Angry Farmer candy	6
#53	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	34
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#541	BGE merchandise order form	6
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#154	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#49	Better Than Cuddling Cake	71
#406	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#540	Black No. 2	5
#116	Blatantly Canadian	45
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1988	Boss Bat britches	3
#131	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	91
#110	Bulky Buddy Box	26
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#172	Cherry Cloaca Cola	10
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#383	Cloaca grenade	44
#271	Cloaca-Cola	147
#495	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#262	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#229	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
#210	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	14
#266	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1035	Cold Hots candy	2
#391	Corpse Island iced tea	13
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#683	Crimboween memo	16
#721	Crimbuck	1,222
#1958	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#157	Daffy Taffy	220
#313	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#184	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	30
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#250	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	40
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#287	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#925	Dolphin King's crown	4
#111	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	105
#556	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#1819	Drowsy Sword	4
#658	Dyspepsi grenade	17
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola	104
#355	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	9
#368	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	7
#302	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#204	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	15
#244	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#28	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#28	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	17
#45	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	7
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	9
#170	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#62	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	16
#29	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	21
#78	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	9
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#429	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#127	Elmley shades	9
#815	Ent cider	4
#75	Everlasting Deckswabber	10
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#153	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	93
#917	Feynman gate	9
#58	Frat Army FGF	157
#178	GOTO	1
#89	Gaia beads	58
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#32	Gnollish casserole dish	40
#226	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#130	Gnollish pie tin	47
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#260	Gnollish toolbox	18
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#73	Hatorade	5
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#135	Hippy Army MPE	86
#198	Iiti Kitty phone charm	16
#703	Imp Ale	144
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#146	Jolly Roger charrrm	32
#123	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	99
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#441	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#378	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
#378	Knob Goblin elite polearm	12
#313	Knob Goblin elite shirt	23
#114	Knob Goblin eyedrops	8
#795	Knob Goblin firecracker	9
#281	Knob Goblin harem pants	15
#269	Knob Goblin harem veil	15
#267	Knob Goblin love potion	51
#461	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#192	Knob Goblin melon baller	14
#54	Knob Goblin nasal spray	46
#195	Knob Goblin pants	82
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#207	Knob Goblin scimitar	74
#187	Knob Goblin seltzer	108
#130	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#218	Knob Goblin steroids	56
#258	Knob Goblin superseltzer	28
#237	Knob Goblin tongs	78
#434	Knob Goblin visor	10
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#242	Knoll mushroom	53
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
#95	LED block	14
#98	Lockenstock™ sandals	61
#2761	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#108	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	102
#96	M-242	116
#70	MSG	18
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#755	Mad Train wine	71
#1562	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#72	Marquis de Poivre soda	416
#190	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	21
#85	Meat detector	7
#70	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	142
#269	Meleegra™ pills	38
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#516	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	57
#814	Mob Penguin cellular phone	18
#163	Mohawk wig	80
#151	Monstar energy beverage	73
#394	Mountain Stream soda	46
#351	Mr. Mediocrebar	158
#285	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#206	Orcish baseball cap	19
#171	Orcish cargo shorts	21
#227	Orcish frat-paddle	14
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#102	PADL Phone	164
#90	PB&BP	1
#246	Penultimate Fantasy chest	103
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#138	Pine-Fresh air freshener	26
#2348	Rock Pops	4
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#340	Senior Mints	17
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#390	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#55	Snow Queen Crown	216
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#275	Spam Witch sammich	147
#563	Spooky Surprise Egg	13
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#373	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	14
#157	Steal This Candy	15
#123	Sugar Cog	25
#340	Swabbie™ swab	5
#1643	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	4
#512	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#211	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	21
#271	Trollhouse cookies	165
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#231	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	15
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#293	Valentine	108
#102	Valentine's Day cake	5
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#183	White Citadel burger	13
#62	White Citadel fries	39
#1000	Wint-O-Fresh mint	8
#336	Wolfman Nardz	3
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2739	Yummy Tummy bean	4
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#67	abandoned candy	46
#206	abominable blubber	1
#486	abominable snowcone	20
#220	accidental cider	7
#468	acid-squirting flower	6
#180	acoustic guitarrr	24
#577	adder bladder	5
#272	all-purpose cleaner	22
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#67	alphabet gum	28
#851	amulet of extreme plot significance	7
#163	ancient Magi-Wipes	57
#228	ancient frozen dinner	10
#342	ancient spice	5
#2225	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#205	ancient vinyl coin purse	30
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#459	ant agonist	3
#1063	anticheese	1
#343	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#223	antique bottle opener	4
#885	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#251	antique packet of ketchup	6
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#207	antique pair of blue jeans	4
#419	antique record album	6
#904	antique shield	1
#217	antique souvenir drawing	4
#947	antique spear	1
#243	around the world	8
#97	arrow'd heart balloon	6
#176	arrrgyle socks	16
#116	asbestos apron	11
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#152	asbestos staff	4
#224	asbestos sword	3
#192	asparagus knife	53
#769	aspirin	1
#387	asshat	3
#800	astral mushroom	5
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#1620	astronaut pants	2
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1054	awful poetry journal	25
#764	baby killer bee	11
#1712	baconstone	3
#3123	badass belt	14
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#213	bag of bones	7
#753	bag of lard	1
#72	balaclava	15
#83	balaclava baklava	68
#1313	ball	3
#57	balloon shield	2
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#1146	banana	1
#677	banana-frosted king cake	3
#322	bar skin	36
#673	barbed-wire fence	4
#55	bargain flash powder	19
#399	barrrnacle	40
#36	barskin buckler	2
#189	barskin hat	3
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#901	baseball	1
#79	basic meat crossbow	2
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#34	basic meat skirt	5
#152	basic meat spork	1
#445	bat guano	17
#341	bat wing	39
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#297	batblade	10
#383	batgut	67
#1661	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#16	battered hubcap	50
#359	beach glass bead	9
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#224	beer bomb	164
#76	beer bong	72
#96	beer helmet	99
#73	beer-a-pult	2
#352	beertini	5
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#107	bejeweled pledge pin	97
#520	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#242	bellhop bell	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#248	big bad voodoo mask	2
#438	big red clown nose	12
#40	big stirring stick	2
#109	bilge wine	346
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#299	black forest cake	10
#458	black greaves	3
#469	black helmet	3
#1817	black paisley oyster egg	2
#154	black pepper	19
#461	black picnic basket	1
#145	black polka-dot oyster egg	32
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#397	black shield	4
#855	black snake skin	1
#1475	black striped oyster egg	3
#359	black sword	6
#28	black velvet box	81
#599	blackberry	6
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#531	blood flower	12
#49	blood of the Wereseal	50
#740	bloody beer	4
#344	bloody clown pants	15
#391	blue glowstick	4
#1328	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#337	blue pixel	198
#378	blue pixel potion	1
#79	blue polka-dot oyster egg	32
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#240	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#89	booty chest charrrm	129
#123	borg sock monkey	17
#138	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	68
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#279	bottle of cooking sherry	5
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#254	bottle of popskull	9
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#266	bottle of rum	248
#84	bottle of sake	19
#522	bottle of tequila	34
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#389	bottle of vodka	44
#439	bottle of whiskey	72
#85	bottle opener belt buckle	69
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#316	bottled inspiration	1
#195	bouquet of circular saw blades	9
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#314	bowl of cottage cheese	76
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#525	box	15
#156	box turtle	2
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#159	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	18
#2703	brick	1
#359	briefcase	12
#1133	brine	5
#52	broken carburetor	4
#435	broken cellular phone	5
#343	broken skull	54
#625	broken sword	1
#353	bronze breastplate	3
#212	brown plastic baby	3
#356	brown sugar cane	10
#432	bubblewrap ore	3
#159	buckyball	37
#223	bugbear beanie	33
#244	bugbear bungguard	25
#79	bullet-proof corduroys	115
#380	bum cheek	41
#470	bunch of bananas	8
#163	bunch of square grapes	34
#465	bungle in the jungle	1
#234	buoybottoms	3
#540	cactus fruit	1
#533	calle de miel	1
#129	can of Binarrrca	85
#244	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#317	can of Red Minotaur	13
#304	can of Swiller	8
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#225	can-can-in-a-can	1
#1297	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#130	candied kobold	25
#940	candied yams	9
#150	candy brain	35
#948	candy cane	37
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1468	candy knuckles	2
#918	candy stake	7
#87	cannonball charrrm	128
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#255	canopic jar	22
#459	canteen of wine	59
#889	capacitor relay	10
#1179	carbon nanotube frame	6
#120	carbonated soy milk	79
#503	carbonated water lily	3
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#221	cardboard katana	2
#368	cardboard ore	4
#166	cardboard wakizashi	19
#335	carob chunk cookies	6
#179	carob chunk noodles	11
#94	carob chunks	105
#584	casino pass	3
#343	cast	59
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#270	cat appendix	14
#410	catgut	13
#131	catsup	2
#688	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#415	chaos butterfly	439
#23	charrrm bracelet	18
#1345	cheap elven gloves	1
#198	cheap plastic bottle opener	29
#20	cheap wind-up clock	160
#219	chef's hat	56
#662	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#380	chewing gum on a string	22
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#124	chintzy saucepan earring	9
#211	chloroform rag	19
#81	chocolate spurs	8
#231	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	9
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#328	chocolate-frosted king cake	6
#366	chopsticks	10
#336	chorizo brownies	5
#221	chorizo taco	22
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#775	chrome ore	3
#283	chrome staff	2
#522	chrome sword	1
#731	chunk of depleted Grimacite	12
#444	chunk of rock salt	1
#304	clay peace-sign bead	11
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#397	clown shoes	6
#557	clown skin	6
#115	clown whip	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#1633	club necklace	4
#48	club of the five seasons	2
#72	club sandwich	7
#255	cocktail napkin	17
#829	cocoa egg	5
#375	cocoa eggshell fragment	164
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#641	coconut shell	27
#350	coffin lid	3
#215	cog	144
#287	cold ninja mask	12
#357	cold nuggets	1
#39	cold wad	289
#717	comfy coffin	1
#656	commemorative war stein	4
#128	communications windchimes	128
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#298	concentrated magicalness pill	6
🥉	control crystal	1
#396	cool whip	7
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#316	corn holder	3
#104	corned-beef Reuben	37
#310	cornuthaum	18
#289	corpse on the beach	17
#216	corpsebite	1
#247	corpsedriver	20
#634	corpsetini	8
#362	costume sword	1
#316	cranberries	87
#89	crappy brain	103
#602	crazy little Turkish delight	9
#432	cream pie	1
#261	cream stout	11
#215	creamsicle	19
#105	crossbow string	4
#140	crowbarrr	17
#192	cruelty-free wine	15
#261	crystallized memory	1
#319	cup of primitive beer	4
#53	curdflinger	2
#231	curmudgel	4
#227	cursed black pearl onion	7
#319	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#406	cursed bottle of rum	2
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#354	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#260	cursed sea biscuit	5
#349	cursed voodoo skull	2
#96	cyborg doll	17
#287	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#404	daisy	5
#354	dance card	4
#309	dead guy's watch	22
#122	decent brain	72
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#114	decorative fountain	110
#414	dehydrated caviar	7
#159	delicious salad	286
#93	demon buckler	1
#591	demon skin	8
#97	demon whip	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#374	denim axe	1
#703	dense meat stack	18
#590	deodorant	1
#205	depantsing bomb	23
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#431	desiccated apricot	9
#153	detective skull	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#386	diamond-studded cane	13
#100	didgeridooka	83
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#1057	dill	18
#209	dingy planks	1
#204	dire fudgesicle	9
#407	dirty hobo gloves	47
#59	disbelief suspenders	32
#956	disco ball	15
#1080	disco mask	9
#438	disease	20
#244	disembodied brain	16
#387	disintegrating quill pen	13
#226	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#498	displaced fish	4
#579	distilled fortified wine	3
#88	distressed denim pants	96
#1212	disturbing fanfic	16
#453	divine blowout	4
#506	divine can of silly string	2
#369	divine champagne popper	4
#502	divine noisemaker	2
#704	doll house	6
#424	dollhive	20
#148	dope gangsta bling-bling	7
#279	dope wheels	2
#80	double daisy	5
#325	drab sonata	12
#209	draggin' ball hat	46
#201	dreadlock whip	8
#282	dried face	12
#763	drum machine	1
#101	dry noodles	1,957
#756	drywall axe	14
#516	ducha de oro	1
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#509	duct tape	67
#81	duct tape buckler	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#228	dull fish scale	20
#561	dusty bottle of Marsala	16
#354	dusty bottle of Merlot	49
#516	dusty bottle of Muscat	19
#330	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	53
#347	dusty bottle of Port	56
#497	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	20
#484	dwarf bread	8
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#384	eXtreme mittens	9
#415	eXtreme scarf	6
#1641	easter egg balloon	14
#173	eggbeater	3
#691	eggnog	25
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#522	elven cellocello	30
#1587	elven moonshine	1
#528	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	16
#870	empty blowgun	1
#516	empty meat tank	3
#240	enchanted barbell	8
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#224	enchanted toothpick	6
#1182	encoder ring	1
#82	energy drink IV	73
#244	enormous belt buckle	13
#366	enormous hoop earring	2
#236	escargotsicle	1
#77	evil golden arches	23
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#1902	evil teddy bear	3
#70	exploding hacky-sack	51
#1776	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#102	extra-fancy ring setting	2
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#648	eye of newt	7
#69	eye-pod	8
#253	eyepatch	32
#249	f3d0r4	40
#868	facsimile dictionary	9
#166	fairy gravy boat	7
#217	fancy bath salts	82
#1290	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#1133	fancy dress ball	8
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#1983	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	9
#4308	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1548	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#2053	tiny plastic Felonia	2
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#2802	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2785	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1243	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#2162	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#3070	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2194	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#1766	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#2137	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#1445	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
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#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2118	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#3056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#2147	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#2756	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#1731	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4016	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#4832	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#3933	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#2788	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3973	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3352	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#2863	tiny plastic barrrnacle	6
#3959	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1506	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	12
#2791	tiny plastic blooper	2
#3946	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#2144	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#4864	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#2463	tiny plastic coffee pixie	7
#3166	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2765	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#4490	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2797	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#2756	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2201	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#2793	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#2147	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#2840	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
#3954	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#1540	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	12
#2133	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1736	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2161	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#3301	tiny plastic grue	5
#2109	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#2703	tiny plastic hermit	2
#3965	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	4
#3262	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#2821	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#2874	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#3308	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#3831	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#6150	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#2798	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#1341	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#2491	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#4459	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2167	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#2810	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#3828	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#2030	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	9
#1774	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#2842	tiny plastic stab bat	6
#3341	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2142	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#1425	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
#3836	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#2758	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#3843	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#2786	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#862	tiny shaker of salt	2
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#207	titanium assault umbrella	59
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#49	tofu wonton	9
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#1101	tofurkey leg	7
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#386	tomato daiquiri	3
#598	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
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#286	true grit	8
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#184	uncooked chorizo	34
#175	unidentified jerky	133
#111	union scalemail pants	1
#46	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	673
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#455	upsy daisy	1
#365	urinal cake	5
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#307	vanilla-frosted king cake	5
#1492	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#267	vibrating cyborg knife	14
#226	viking helmet	70
#937	vinegar	26
#82	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	398
#674	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
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#306	vorpal blade	19
#363	wad of dough	115
#112	wad of tofu	89
#684	walrus-tusk earring	1
#585	wang	1
#81	war tongs	55
#354	warm mushroom	4
#258	water pipe bomb	231
#132	water wings	10
#175	weremoose spit	1
#525	wheel	7
#105	whip kit	5
#355	whiskey and cola	5
#255	whiskey and soda	3
#300	whiskey sour	7
#511	white Canadian	4
#432	white balloon	6
#685	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#417	white chocolate chip cookies	6
#156	white chocolate chips	97
#260	white collar	5
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#1009	white lightning	2
#805	white picket fence	1
#670	white pixel	15
#211	white satin pants	20
#345	white satin shield	4
#312	white snake skin	35
#179	white sword	35
#87	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1936	whoopie cushion	1
#76	wicker shield	91
#115	windchimes	114
#259	wine spritzer	3
#210	witch hat	4
#63	witty rapier	153
#99	wolf mask	558
#241	wolfman mask	31
#430	wonderwall shield	1
#73	wooden axe	17
#113	wooden block	26
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#246	wooden stakes	12
#342	wool hat	4
#439	worthless gewgaw	9
#225	worthless knick-knack	42
#508	worthless trinket	4
#588	wreath of laurels	1
#507	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#845	wrench bracelet	2
#415	wussiness potion	29
#119	yak whip	1
#110	yakskin buckler	1
#108	yakskin pants	1
#365	yellow glowstick	4
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#1327	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2119	yellow snowcone	1
#343	yeti fur	500
#577	yo	16
#536	yo-yo	54
#63	yohohoyo	56
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

what items are this player missing?