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Rank	Item	Quantity
#1117	1-ball	2
#379	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	19
#662	2-ball	5
#123	25-meat staff	1
#883	3-ball	3
#291	30669 scroll	33
#513	33398 scroll	23
#590	334 scroll	5
#887	4-ball	3
#1076	5-ball	2
#784	6-ball	4
#45	64067 scroll	14
#394	668 scroll	1
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#798	7-ball	4
#1424	8-ball	6
#400	9-ball	2
#265	A. W. O. L. commendation	23
#400	ASCII shirt	4
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#442	Angry Farmer candy	205
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#143	Black No. 2	77
#192	Blackfly Chardonnay	24
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#113	Claybender glasses	3
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#128	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1201	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#3211	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#695	Daffy Taffy	40
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#548	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#566	Dyspepsi-Cola	107
#1000	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#1788	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#206	Elmley shades	5
#79	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#105	Frat Army FGF	72
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#179	GOTO	1
#167	Gaia beads	24
#166	Game Grid ticket	30
#145	Genalen™ Bottle	24
#306	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#351	Gnollish flyswatter	8
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#593	Gnollish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#252	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#480	Hippy Army MPE	3
#410	Hollandaise helmet	2
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1194	Imp Ale	33
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#691	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#247	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#122	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	5
#57	Knob Goblin elite helm	111
#49	Knob Goblin elite pants	135
#54	Knob Goblin elite polearm	113
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#49	Knob Goblin firecracker	613
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#390	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#653	Knob Goblin love potion	8
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#6	Knob Goblin pants	7,381
#241	Knob Goblin perfume	14
#53	Knob Goblin scimitar	333
#413	Knob Goblin seltzer	23
#185	Knob Goblin spatula	96
#581	Knob Goblin steroids	8
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#71	Knob Goblin tongs	299
#114	Knob Goblin visor	92
#224	Knob mushroom	48
#343	Knob pasty	1
#154	Knob sausage	64
#468	Knoll mushroom	17
#122	Lockenstock™ sandals	40
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#485	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	12
#640	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	18
#954	M-242	3
#779	Mad Train wine	66
#197	Marquis de Poivre soda	42
#364	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#256	Meleegra™ pills	42
#300	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	3
#691	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#285	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	215
#603	Mohawk wig	7
#180	Monstar energy beverage	55
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#690	Mountain Stream soda	9
#787	Mr. Mediocrebar	65
#374	NG	1
#389	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#298	Nightstalker perfume	5
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#256	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#520	Orcish baseball cap	4
#535	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#206	PADL Phone	50
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#475	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#135	PlexiPips	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#256	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#782	Ram's Face Lager	4
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#903	Rock Pops	54
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#280	Spam Witch sammich	144
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#208	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#283	Supernova Champagne	16
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#670	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	58
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#151	The Necbronomicon	2
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#366	Trollhouse cookies	101
#361	Tuesday's ruby	5
#514	Typical Tavern swill	3
#523	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#2408	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#499	Warm Subject gift certificate	74
#478	White Citadel burger	1
#153	White Citadel fries	10
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#82	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	29
#196	Ye Olde Meade	1
#67	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	49
#350	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#759	Yummy Tummy bean	244
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#103	accord ion	2
#70	accordion file	1
#662	acid-squirting flower	3
#787	acoustic guitarrr	2
#151	adder bladder	99
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#198	alien drugs	9
#91	alien force field disruptor bean	8
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#623	alphabet gum	1
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#459	ancient spice	2
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#246	ant agonist	12
#271	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pitchfork	2
#482	anti-anti-antidote	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#582	antique hand mirror	2
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#907	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#294	armgun	6
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#235	artisanal limoncello	1
#240	asbestos apron	4
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#297	asparagus knife	25
#261	asshat	7
#393	astral mushroom	23
#1618	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#493	awful poetry journal	173
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#1481	baconstone	4
#7429	badass belt	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#753	bag of lard	1
#294	balaclava	2
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#169	ballroom blintz	37
#1147	banana	1
#183	bar skin	76
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#120	baritone accordion	1
#1800	barrrnacle	2
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#826	bat guano	2
#513	bat wing	16
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#730	batgut	12
#526	beach glass bead	3
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#271	beer bomb	111
#143	beer bong	29
#198	beer helmet	34
#333	beer lens	6
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#787	beertini	1
#204	bejeweled pledge pin	35
#242	bellhop bell	1
#92	bent scrap metal	7
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#577	big red clown nose	7
#413	bilge wine	24
#377	bit-o-cactus	7
#347	bite-me-red lipstick	38
#183	black & tan	16
#203	black cherry soda	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#182	black forest cake	26
#150	black forest ham	22
#66	black greaves	61
#50	black helmet	82
#389	black kettle drum	1
#340	black pension check	9
#99	black pepper	53
#461	black picnic basket	1
#57	black pixel	1,072
#165	black pudding	20
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#57	black shield	71
#185	black snake skin	49
#2666	black striped oyster egg	1
#61	black sword	77
#633	black-and-blue light	24
#162	blackberry	135
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#568	bloody clown pants	6
#621	bloody mary	1
#607	blue glowstick	2
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#138	blue pixel	794
#673	blue plasma ball	17
#2376	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#519	blue snowcone	10
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#95	bone bandoneon	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#613	booty chest charrrm	3
#598	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	3
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#814	bottle of gin	9
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#862	bottle of rum	20
#392	bottle of tequila	57
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#795	bottle of vodka	8
#805	bottle of whiskey	18
#113	bottle opener belt buckle	45
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#64	bowl of cottage cheese	569
#554	box	13
#6722	box of sunshine	2
#710	boxed wine	14
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#202	brass gear	2
#318	brass stinger	1
#1059	brick	27
#372	brick of sand	2
#583	briefcase	3
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1269	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#308	bronze breastplate	4
#267	bronzed locust	8
#163	brown felt tophat	2
#115	brown pixel	5
#229	brown sugar cane	22
#496	bubblewrap ore	2
#308	bubblin' crude	20
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#558	bugbear beanie	8
#594	bugbear bungguard	6
#141	bullet-proof corduroys	52
#379	bum cheek	43
#416	bunch of square grapes	5
#193	cactus fruit	12
#573	can of Red Minotaur	5
#470	can of Swiller	2
#148	can of black paint	2
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#162	can-can-in-a-can	2
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#178	candied kobold	18
#2875	candied yams	1
#4790	candy cane	1
#704	candy kneecapping stick	4
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#2399	candy stake	3
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#168	carbonated soy milk	40
#258	carbonated water lily	20
#272	cardboard ore	7
#625	carob chunks	2
#518	casino pass	4
#1031	cast	1
#588	cat appendix	2
#565	catgut	6
#274	centipede eggs	11
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#450	chaos butterfly	361
#293	cheap cigar butt	5
#609	cheap studded belt	19
#50	chef's hat	254
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#505	cherry	3
#549	chewing gum on a string	8
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#77	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	31
#235	chloroform rag	16
#452	chocolate filthy lucre	6
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#590	chopsticks	3
#272	chorizo taco	15
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#2109	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#224	chunk of rock salt	14
#72	clockwork claws	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#870	cloudy potion	2
#1795	clown hammer	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#238	clownskin belt	1
#670	cocoa eggshell fragment	35
#805	coconut shell	12
#596	coffin lid	1
#642	cog	24
#365	cold ninja mask	8
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#699	commemorative war stein	3
#160	communications windchimes	88
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#653	cool whip	2
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#316	corn holder	3
#570	cornuthaum	4
#1215	corpse on the beach	3
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1028	corpsetini	4
#952	cranberries	5
#778	crazy little Turkish delight	3
#135	creamsicle	42
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#306	cruelty-free wine	7
#186	cup of primitive beer	13
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#130	cursed scrunchie	10
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1246	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#86	dance card	38
#963	dark potion	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#692	decorative fountain	2
#1478	defective skull	1
#124	dehydrated caviar	82
#1795	delicious salad	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#438	dented harmonica	1
#591	deodorant	1
#323	depantsing bomb	10
#137	desiccated apricot	94
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#138	didgeridooka	54
#146	dingy planks	2
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#340	dirty hobo gloves	69
#830	disassembled clover	27
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1259	disco ball	7
#1000	disco mask	11
#643	disease	9
#819	disembodied brain	1
#786	disintegrating quill pen	1
#327	displaced fish	11
#385	distilled fortified wine	6
#125	distressed denim pants	56
#543	disturbing fanfic	163
#549	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#219	double-barreled sling	2
#522	drab sonata	5
#338	draggin' ball hat	20
#134	dress pants	1
#145	dried face	32
#278	drum machine	19
#127	drum of pomade	11
#681	dry noodles	34
#1676	drywall axe	2
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#115	dusty animal cranium	3
#146	dusty animal jawbone	2
#109	dusty animal pelvis	4
#47	dusty bottle of Marsala	424
#111	dusty bottle of Merlot	200
#122	dusty bottle of Muscat	191
#88	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	250
#362	dusty bottle of Port	50
#64	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	314
#105	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	4
#39	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	9
#210	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#52	dusty first cervical vertebra	8
#95	dusty first lumbar vertebra	4
#29	dusty first thoracic vertebra	11
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#99	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	4
#104	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	4
#201	dusty left clavicle	2
#99	dusty left eighth rib	4
#115	dusty left femur	4
#107	dusty left fibula	4
#68	dusty left fifth rib	6
#23	dusty left first front claw	14
#71	dusty left first rear claw	6
#194	dusty left first rib	2
#76	dusty left fourth front claw	5
#102	dusty left fourth rear claw	4
#55	dusty left fourth rib	7
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#46	dusty left kneecap	9
#110	dusty left ninth rib	4
#47	dusty left radius	7
#191	dusty left scapula	2
#108	dusty left second front claw	4
#193	dusty left second rear claw	2
#90	dusty left second rib	5
#191	dusty left seventh rib	2
#42	dusty left sixth rib	8
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#109	dusty left third rear claw	4
#144	dusty left third rib	3
#71	dusty left thumb	6
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#207	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#131	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	3
#72	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	5
#110	dusty right clavicle	4
#76	dusty right eighth rib	6
#105	dusty right eleventh rib	4
#301	dusty right femur	1
#105	dusty right fibula	4
#46	dusty right fifth rib	8
#191	dusty right first front claw	2
#141	dusty right first rear claw	3
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#75	dusty right fourth rear claw	5
#152	dusty right fourth rib	3
#119	dusty right humerus	4
#89	dusty right kneecap	5
#89	dusty right ninth rib	5
#69	dusty right radius	6
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#62	dusty right second rear claw	6
#144	dusty right second rib	3
#79	dusty right seventh rib	5
#81	dusty right sixth rib	5
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#84	dusty right third rear claw	5
#134	dusty right third rib	3
#85	dusty right thumb	5
#196	dusty right tibia	2
#80	dusty right twelfth rib	5
#73	dusty right ulna	6
#147	dusty sacral vertebrae	3
#66	dusty second caudal vertebra	6
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#77	dusty second lumbar vertebra	5
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#80	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	5
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#196	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#65	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	6
#183	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#142	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	3
#188	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#93	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
#88	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	5
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#53	dusty third lumbar vertebra	7
#192	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
#136	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	3
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#472	eXtreme mittens	6
#504	eXtreme scarf	4
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#790	effervescent potion	3
#1116	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#480	empty blowgun	3
#248	empty meat tank	13
#302	enchanted barbell	5
#416	enchanted bean	4
#1180	encoder ring	1
#124	energy drink IV	43
#789	ennui-flavored potato chips	12
#598	enormous belt buckle	2
#239	escargotsicle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1642	explosion-flavored chewing gum	2
#200	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#141	extra-see-thru nightie	4
#375	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#275	extremely skinny jeans	2
#1017	eye of newt	1
#675	eyepatch	5
#367	f3d0r4	18
#1943	facsimile dictionary	1
#532	fairy gravy boat	1
#371	fake blood	3
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#1633	fake hand	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#779	fancy bath salts	2
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#491	fancy seashell necklace	2
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#2007	felt	2
#343	fermenting powder	3
#48	ferret bait	621
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#651	filthy corduroys	4
#692	filthy knitted dread sack	3
#1646	filthy lucre	5
#388	filthy pestle	4
#216	filthy poultice	31
#298	finger cymbals	1
#693	[2426]fire flower	1
#124	fire poi	38
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#857	fizzy potion	2
#625	flaming crutch	5
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#248	flaming talons	36
#827	flaregun	2
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#578	flavored foot massage oil	25
#858	floaty sand	3
#151	floral print shirt	2
#207	flowing hippy skirt	4
#163	flute of flat champagne	94
#626	foam dart	15
#109	foam noodle	11
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#67	foon of foulness	1
#382	fortune cookie	2
#252	frat brats	2
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#465	frigid ninja stars	58
#427	frilly shirt	1
#491	frilly skirt	5
#577	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#730	frozen nunchaku	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1945	fruitcake	5
#149	full meat tank	1
#259	funhouse mirror	2
#267	funky dried mushroom	34
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#1447	yeti fur	5
#476	yohohoyo	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 34,806 items total!

what items are this player missing?