Museum :: boy howdy

boy howdy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#588	A. W. O. L. commendation	7
#183	ASCII shirt	12
#73	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#317	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	33
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#102	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#39	Bjorn's Hammer	10
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#670	Boss Bat britches	22
#58	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	26
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#323	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	8
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#624	Crimbo candied pecan	15
#506	Crimbo fudge	21
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1326	Crimboween memo	7
#233	Crown of the Goblin King	94
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#456	Drowsy Sword	41
#270	Elmley shades	3
#1051	Ent cider	2
#233	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	50
#969	Feynman gate	8
#316	Gaia beads	7
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#309	Hippy Army MPE	13
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#1517	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	14
#98	M-242	115
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#246	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	12
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#690	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	6
#77	Now and Earlier	86
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#62	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	55
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#95	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	54
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#317	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	9
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#503	accidental cider	1
#281	adder bladder	31
#292	ancient Magi-Wipes	17
#524	ancient protein powder	3
#533	ancient spice	1
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
#455	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1884	anniversary gift box	2
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#53	aspirin	11
#893	astral mushroom	4
#149	astronaut ice-cream	3
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#452	awful poetry journal	212
#218	bätzle	4
#568	baconstone	14
#1043	badass belt	52
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#2042	ball	1
#281	balloon monkey	6
#968	banana	2
#565	banana peel	2
#437	banana-frosted king cake	6
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#661	battered Crimbo Crate	13
#320	beach glass bead	11
#454	beer bomb	30
#465	beer bong	2
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#42	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#725	black candy heart	3
#508	black paisley oyster egg	10
#801	black plastic oyster egg	5
#602	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#104	black snowcone	36
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#892	blackberry	1
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#722	blood flower	8
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#101	blue plastic oyster egg	46
#104	blue polka-dot oyster egg	26
#395	blue striped oyster egg	11
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#339	booty chest charrrm	17
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#642	bottle of goofballs	40
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#44	bottle of sake	44
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#861	brick	38
#290	brine	66
#175	bronze breastplate	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#206	can of Binarrrca	53
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#152	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#51	can of fake snow	5
#421	can of spinach	5
#240	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	34
#274	candied yams	32
#49	candy brain	148
#656	candy cane	55
#1093	candy stake	6
#394	canopic jar	8
#458	capacitor relay	24
#360	carbon nanotube frame	33
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#84	cheap plastic bottle opener	56
#698	cheap toaster	3
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#492	chopsticks	5
#1103	chunk of depleted Grimacite	7
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#56	clockwork key	22
#3274	club necklace	1
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#76	colored-light "necklace"	4
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#327	communications windchimes	18
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1221	corpsetini	3
#541	creamsicle	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#901	defective skull	15
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#610	dill	66
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#344	dishrag	1
#596	displaced fish	2
#442	disturbing fanfic	267
#772	doll house	5
#1607	dollhive	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#645	dry noodles	46
#1370	drywall axe	4
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#928	easter egg balloon	27
#390	energy drink IV	4
#726	evil googly eye	5
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#85	facsimile dictionary	94
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#761	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#82	fancy chocolate	23
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#134	felt	57
#349	ferret bait	18
#170	fez of etymology	2
#210	filthy hippy poncho	2
#1347	fire	2
#361	fire poi	4
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#151	floral print shirt	2
#247	flowing hippy skirt	3
#428	frilly shirt	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#60	fruit basket	6
#110	fruit bowl	3
#424	fruitcake	52
#650	funky dried mushroom	3
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#550	gas balloon	3
#736	ghost cucumber	59
#239	ghost pickle on a stick	4
#219	giant discarded plastic fork	40
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#103	gilded ancient cursed chest	3
#476	gingerbread bugbear	50
#325	gingerbread horror	16
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#692	golden ring	40
#290	googly eye	50
#331	goth kid t-shirt	14
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#516	green balloon	3
#766	green glowstick	2
#468	grue egg	56
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#260	grungy flannel shirt	2
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#1225	gyroscope	1
#108	half-rotten brain	9
#1451	hamethyst	4
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#266	harem girl t-shirt	4
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#492	herbal stuffing	16
#454	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	6
#376	hippy medical kit	5
#408	hippy protest button	4
#492	honey-dipped locust	2
#684	hot date	1
#780	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#1465	iGoogly	2
#355	ion grid	36
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#478	iron pasta spoon	11
#476	jar of swamp gas	90
#491	jazz soap	61
#71	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
#91	juniper berries	10
#343	kick-ass kicks	4
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1625	killing feather	29
#2060	kite	1
#376	kiwi	1
#813	kneecapping stick	11
#306	kumquat	1
#563	laser-broiled pear	14
#373	lavender paisley oyster egg	9
#306	lavender plastic oyster egg	12
#713	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#346	lavender striped oyster egg	7
#578	leathery cat skin	6
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#156	length of string	75
#437	linoleum staff	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#324	logic synthesizer	36
#481	long pork	1
#653	long skinny balloon	5
#199	longhaired hippy wig	3
#368	lucky rabbit's foot	18
#425	lupine sword	1
#660	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#622	mafia aria	31
#489	magical ice cube with a fly in it	61
#575	marionette collective	1
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#932	mauve plastic oyster egg	4
#729	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	4
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#428	megatofu	9
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#646	mother's little helper	1
#611	mummy wrapping	9
#212	munchies pill	2
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#1676	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#1043	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#354	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	13
#1038	nanofiber cloth	2
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#1514	obsidian dagger	9
#319	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#51	off-white plastic oyster egg	55
#722	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	4
#425	off-white striped oyster egg	7
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#91	ornate ancient cursed key	3
#106	outrageous sombrero	2
#1088	oversized fish scaler	5
#395	oversized pipe	7
#299	ovoid leather thing	5
#566	pack of KWE trading card	6
#1491	pail	2
#206	palm frond	45
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#935	pants of the Slug Lord	3
#302	panty raider camouflage	3
#379	patchouli oil bomb	1
#88	peach	15
#164	pear	5
#70	penguin-smacking club	1
#400	perforated battle paddle	5
#919	pet rock	8
#273	petrified time	2
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#688	pink glowstick	3
#293	pirate shirt	6
#25	pirate tract	25
#360	plastic passion fruit	4
#126	plum	10
#450	pointed stick	1
#860	polyalloy shield	5
#1184	pool cue	1
#601	pork elf goodies sack	10
#1784	porquoise	2
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#1199	possessed top	4
#949	prehistoric spear	3
#215	puce paisley oyster egg	11
#410	puce plastic oyster egg	9
#489	puce polka-dot oyster egg	8
#408	puce striped oyster egg	6
#576	purple glowstick	2
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#820	quantum polarity inducer	2
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#33	questionable taco	16
#1536	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
#1404	really dense meat stack	2
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#41	red balloon	19
#1082	red paisley oyster egg	3
#99	red plastic oyster egg	31
#432	red polka-dot oyster egg	8
#141	red striped oyster egg	17
#140	red-headed corpse	2
#484	reinforced beaded headband	2
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#289	rhesus monkey	2
#564	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
#826	roasted marshmallow	19
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#749	[2108]rock	5
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#1775	rogue swarmer	33
#999	roll of toilet paper	46
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2797	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2735	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#139	rusty bonesaw	5
#101	sake bomb	309
#1636	sawblade fragment	34
#442	scorpion whip	1
#615	scrumptious reagent	44
#109	shimmering rainbow sand	5
#65	shiny butcherknife	20
#985	shiny ring	22
#482	silver shrimp fork	3
#334	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#849	sleeping snowy owl	2
#296	small leather glove	3
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#586	sock monkey	4
#85	soggy wofl t-shirt	4
#2328	solid gold bowling ball	2
#294	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#666	spark plug earring	1
#118	sparkler	100
#3300	spectre scepter	2
#459	spooky bicycle chain	5
#452	spooky cosmetics bag	5
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1011	spooky eyeliner	2
#1094	spooky felt	7
#598	spooky length of string	17
#1157	spooky stuffing	3
#760	spooky toy wheel	6
#952	spooky wooden block	6
#168	spork	11
#212	squashed frog	92
#507	stainless steel solitaire	6
#190	star staff	2
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#324	stone baseball cap	1
#1216	string of blue beads	9
#1746	string of green beads	4
#1838	string of red beads	3
#636	stringy sinew	14
#5208	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
#3998	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	10
#1831	stuffed alien blob	3
#2907	stuffed angry cow	16
#5353	stuffed astral badger	6
#5771	stuffed baby gravy fairy	5
#6180	stuffed cocoabo	4
#5316	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	6
#6350	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	4
#5752	stuffed hand turkey	5
#4578	stuffed mind flayer	8
#5346	stuffed scary death orb	6
#3952	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#7679	stuffed snowy owl	2
#4954	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	7
#2346	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	21
#2811	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	17
#2120	stuffing	2
#649	sub-molecular interocitor	3
#348	supportive bra	4
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#918	teddy bear	6
#1963	teddy borg	1
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#344	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#1434	theoretical string	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2803	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#488	tip jar	1
#662	tofurkey gravy	13
#1237	tofurkey leg	6
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#539	towel	17
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#1444	toy hoverpad	2
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#106	toy wheel	76
#50	tree skirt	5
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#143	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#618	tropical orchid	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#498	true grit	1
#515	tube of dread wax	2
#259	tube sock	2
#158	tuning fork	1
#294	unidentified jerky	35
#1941	unstable laser battery	27
#1849	valuable trinket	9
#668	vampire collar	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#1497	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#617	vinegar	63
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
#12	vorpal blade	3,045
#853	water pipe bomb	3
#934	wheel	3
#630	white balloon	2
#71	white collar	31
#155	white hat hacker T-shirt	9
#347	wicker shield	5
#101	witty rapier	77
#56	wooden block	57
#180	wool hat	11
#554	worn tophat	1
#62	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#456	yellow snowcone	75
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1584	yo	3
#1414	yo-yo	9
#172	yohohoyo	18
#150	zombie pineal gland	26

Wow, that's 9,455 items total!

what items are this player missing?