Museum :: boy howdy

boy howdy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#127	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#588	A. W. O. L. commendation	7
#182	ASCII shirt	12
#72	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#314	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	33
#1258	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#100	Bash-Ōs cereal	8
#931	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#39	Bjorn's Hammer	10
#269	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#667	Boss Bat britches	22
#58	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	26
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1422	CRIMBCO wine	3
#288	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#2140	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#324	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	8
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#876	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#622	Crimbo candied pecan	15
#505	Crimbo fudge	21
#690	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#584	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1328	Crimboween memo	7
#232	Crown of the Goblin King	94
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#925	Dolphin King's crown	4
#637	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#459	Drowsy Sword	41
#269	Elmley shades	3
#1051	Ent cider	2
#233	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	50
#971	Feynman gate	8
#315	Gaia beads	7
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#214	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#652	Green Clover of Justice	3
#309	Hippy Army MPE	13
#676	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#732	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#252	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#1516	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	14
#98	M-242	115
#1562	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#245	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	12
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#235	Miniborg beeper	2
#249	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#971	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#686	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	6
#75	Now and Earlier	86
#1267	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#291	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#222	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#458	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#613	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#62	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	55
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#94	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	54
#250	Tiki lighter	2
#319	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	9
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#160	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#372	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#653	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#501	accidental cider	1
#281	adder bladder	31
#291	ancient Magi-Wipes	17
#524	ancient protein powder	3
#533	ancient spice	1
#749	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
#453	ancient vinyl coin purse	4
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#53	aspirin	11
#895	astral mushroom	4
#149	astronaut ice-cream	3
#1620	astronaut pants	2
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#453	awful poetry journal	212
#217	bätzle	4
#563	baconstone	14
#1042	badass belt	52
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#2043	ball	1
#282	balloon monkey	6
#968	banana	2
#564	banana peel	2
#437	banana-frosted king cake	6
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#661	battered Crimbo Crate	13
#319	beach glass bead	11
#452	beer bomb	30
#462	beer bong	2
#618	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#40	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	13
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1501	bit of clingfilm	1
#477	bit-o-cactus	3
#725	black candy heart	3
#508	black paisley oyster egg	10
#800	black plastic oyster egg	5
#601	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#104	black snowcone	36
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#893	blackberry	1
#167	blackberry combat boots	2
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#721	blood flower	8
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1772	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#101	blue plastic oyster egg	46
#104	blue polka-dot oyster egg	26
#395	blue striped oyster egg	11
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#339	booty chest charrrm	17
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#637	bottle of goofballs	40
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#44	bottle of sake	44
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#860	brick	38
#290	brine	66
#174	bronze breastplate	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#496	bullet-proof corduroys	2
#204	can of Binarrrca	53
#1498	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#151	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#52	can of fake snow	5
#421	can of spinach	5
#239	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	34
#273	candied yams	32
#48	candy brain	148
#655	candy cane	55
#1092	candy stake	6
#393	canopic jar	8
#459	capacitor relay	24
#360	carbon nanotube frame	33
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#84	cheap plastic bottle opener	56
#697	cheap toaster	3
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#325	chintzy noodle ring	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#491	chopsticks	5
#1103	chunk of depleted Grimacite	7
#392	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#55	clockwork key	22
#3271	club necklace	1
#303	cocktail napkin	11
#77	colored-light "necklace"	4
#749	commemorative war stein	2
#326	communications windchimes	18
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#1212	corpse on the beach	3
#1816	corpsedriver	1
#1219	corpsetini	3
#539	creamsicle	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#488	cursed black pearl onion	1
#319	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#354	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#384	cursed sea biscuit	2
#179	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#904	defective skull	15
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#610	dill	66
#1325	disassembled clover	4
#343	dishrag	1
#598	displaced fish	2
#442	disturbing fanfic	267
#771	doll house	5
#1606	dollhive	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#634	dry noodles	46
#1369	drywall axe	4
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#284	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#929	easter egg balloon	27
#389	energy drink IV	4
#726	evil googly eye	5
#1902	evil teddy bear	3
#86	facsimile dictionary	94
#513	fake plastic grass	3
#848	fancy bath salts	1
#762	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
#82	fancy chocolate	23
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#134	felt	57
#348	ferret bait	18
#170	fez of etymology	2
#209	filthy hippy poncho	2
#1343	fire	2
#361	fire poi	4
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#151	floral print shirt	2
#246	flowing hippy skirt	3
#427	frilly shirt	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#60	fruit basket	6
#110	fruit bowl	3
#423	fruitcake	52
#649	funky dried mushroom	3
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#548	gas balloon	3
#736	ghost cucumber	59
#239	ghost pickle on a stick	4
#217	giant discarded plastic fork	40
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#101	gilded ancient cursed chest	3
#476	gingerbread bugbear	50
#324	gingerbread horror	16
#1000	gloomy black mushroom	3
#693	golden ring	40
#287	googly eye	50
#330	goth kid t-shirt	14
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#516	green balloon	3
#766	green glowstick	2
#461	grue egg	56
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#764	guy made of bee pollen	2
#1226	gyroscope	1
#108	half-rotten brain	9
#1447	hamethyst	4
#5198	handful of confetti	1
#407	handful of nuts and berries	1
#459	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#264	harem girl t-shirt	4
#3380	heart necklace	1
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#492	herbal stuffing	16
#454	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	6
#375	hippy medical kit	5
#406	hippy protest button	4
#492	honey-dipped locust	2
#685	hot date	1
#782	hyperbolic plasma focuser	2
#1464	iGoogly	2
#356	ion grid	36
#835	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#478	iron pasta spoon	11
#476	jar of swamp gas	90
#490	jazz soap	61
#70	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
#91	juniper berries	10
#342	kick-ass kicks	4
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#1626	killing feather	29
#2061	kite	1
#374	kiwi	1
#813	kneecapping stick	11
#304	kumquat	1
#562	laser-broiled pear	14
#373	lavender paisley oyster egg	9
#306	lavender plastic oyster egg	12
#711	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#346	lavender striped oyster egg	7
#577	leathery cat skin	6
#617	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#156	length of string	75
#439	linoleum staff	1
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#324	logic synthesizer	36
#479	long pork	1
#653	long skinny balloon	5
#198	longhaired hippy wig	3
#366	lucky rabbit's foot	18
#425	lupine sword	1
#661	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#623	mafia aria	31
#487	magical ice cube with a fly in it	61
#575	marionette collective	1
#575	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#930	mauve plastic oyster egg	4
#729	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	4
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#428	megatofu	9
#587	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#645	mother's little helper	1
#611	mummy wrapping	9
#213	munchies pill	2
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#1677	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#1041	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#1965	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#353	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	13
#1038	nanofiber cloth	2
#359	natty blue ascot	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#1518	obsidian dagger	9
#319	off-white paisley oyster egg	7
#51	off-white plastic oyster egg	55
#720	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	4
#424	off-white striped oyster egg	7
#471	oily golden mushroom	1
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#90	ornate ancient cursed key	3
#106	outrageous sombrero	2
#1090	oversized fish scaler	5
#394	oversized pipe	7
#299	ovoid leather thing	5
#563	pack of KWE trading card	6
#1489	pail	2
#206	palm frond	45
#188	palm-frond capris	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#935	pants of the Slug Lord	3
#301	panty raider camouflage	3
#378	patchouli oil bomb	1
#87	peach	15
#161	pear	5
#71	penguin-smacking club	1
#398	perforated battle paddle	5
#919	pet rock	8
#275	petrified time	2
#745	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#689	pink glowstick	3
#293	pirate shirt	6
#25	pirate tract	25
#355	plastic passion fruit	4
#126	plum	10
#450	pointed stick	1
#861	polyalloy shield	5
#1185	pool cue	1
#599	pork elf goodies sack	10
#1783	porquoise	2
#1434	portable corkscrew	1
#1197	possessed top	4
#949	prehistoric spear	3
#215	puce paisley oyster egg	11
#410	puce plastic oyster egg	9
#488	puce polka-dot oyster egg	8
#407	puce striped oyster egg	6
#576	purple glowstick	2
#486	pygmy blowgun	1
#821	quantum polarity inducer	2
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#33	questionable taco	16
#1537	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
#1402	really dense meat stack	2
#1006	recursive spline reticulator	1
#41	red balloon	19
#1082	red paisley oyster egg	3
#99	red plastic oyster egg	31
#431	red polka-dot oyster egg	8
#141	red striped oyster egg	17
#137	red-headed corpse	2
#483	reinforced beaded headband	2
#1109	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#289	rhesus monkey	2
#564	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
#826	roasted marshmallow	19
#1104	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#747	[2108]rock	5
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#1776	rogue swarmer	33
#998	roll of toilet paper	46
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#3634	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2790	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#1122	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#2728	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
#139	rusty bonesaw	5
#100	sake bomb	309
#1636	sawblade fragment	34
#441	scorpion whip	1
#617	scrumptious reagent	44
#109	shimmering rainbow sand	5
#64	shiny butcherknife	20
#986	shiny ring	22
#481	silver shrimp fork	3
#330	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#846	sleeping snowy owl	2
#296	small leather glove	3
#397	snarling wolf shield	1
#588	sock monkey	4
#85	soggy wofl t-shirt	4
#2327	solid gold bowling ball	2
#293	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
#670	spark plug earring	1
#117	sparkler	100
#3297	spectre scepter	2
#456	spooky bicycle chain	5
#451	spooky cosmetics bag	5
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1011	spooky eyeliner	2
#1095	spooky felt	7
#599	spooky length of string	17
#1157	spooky stuffing	3
#761	spooky toy wheel	6
#952	spooky wooden block	6
#168	spork	11
#212	squashed frog	92
#506	stainless steel solitaire	6
#190	star staff	2
#945	stick of "gum"	1
#1092	stick-on-a-string	2
#323	stone baseball cap	1
#1216	string of blue beads	9
#1745	string of green beads	4
#1837	string of red beads	3
#633	stringy sinew	14
#5197	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
#3983	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	10
#1830	stuffed alien blob	3
#2897	stuffed angry cow	16
#5335	stuffed astral badger	6
#5761	stuffed baby gravy fairy	5
#6163	stuffed cocoabo	4
#5308	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	6
#6338	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	4
#5743	stuffed hand turkey	5
#4572	stuffed mind flayer	8
#5337	stuffed scary death orb	6
#3950	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#8951	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#7669	stuffed snowy owl	2
#4941	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	7
#2336	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	21
#2802	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	17
#2121	stuffing	2
#649	sub-molecular interocitor	3
#348	supportive bra	4
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#773	tattered scrap of paper	1
#918	teddy bear	6
#1963	teddy borg	1
#368	teeny-tiny magic scroll	2
#343	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#1434	theoretical string	1
#3980	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3925	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3111	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3172	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#2046	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8176	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4308	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4229	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#835	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#3951	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3870	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3877	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3956	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3865	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#3056	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3919	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4533	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#4016	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8194	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#2808	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3972	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2799	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#8239	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8107	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3959	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4471	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8158	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8079	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8207	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4490	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3869	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#425	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8143	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8175	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8077	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3898	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#8047	tiny plastic grue	1
#2787	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2703	tiny plastic hermit	2
#8113	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8054	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3889	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8188	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8086	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8097	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4340	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8089	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4458	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4445	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#8211	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3925	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8147	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8122	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4038	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#4474	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#488	tip jar	1
#659	tofurkey gravy	13
#1235	tofurkey leg	6
#598	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1792	toothsome rock	3
#539	towel	17
#1557	toy crazy train	3
#1446	toy hoverpad	2
#2210	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2128	toy mercenary	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2263	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#106	toy wheel	76
#51	tree skirt	5
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#142	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#617	tropical orchid	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#498	true grit	1
#515	tube of dread wax	2
#259	tube sock	2
#158	tuning fork	1
#293	unidentified jerky	35
#1942	unstable laser battery	27
#1847	valuable trinket	9
#668	vampire collar	1
#1914	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#1492	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#79	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#1489	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#617	vinegar	63
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
#12	vorpal blade	3,045
#853	water pipe bomb	3
#934	wheel	3
#630	white balloon	2
#71	white collar	31
#154	white hat hacker T-shirt	9
#345	wicker shield	5
#101	witty rapier	77
#56	wooden block	57
#180	wool hat	11
#552	worn tophat	1
#62	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#694	wrench bracelet	3
#1185	yellow candy heart	2
#440	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#1121	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#457	yellow snowcone	75
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#1584	yo	3
#1415	yo-yo	9
#172	yohohoyo	18
#150	zombie pineal gland	26

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