Museum :: Damic

Damic

Rank	Item	Quantity
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#1119	1-ball	2
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#1427	2-ball	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#576	30669 scroll	9
#800	33398 scroll	7
#454	334 scroll	10
#1474	4-ball	1
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#900	6-ball	3
#190	64067 scroll	2
#118	668 scroll	11
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#904	7-ball	3
#1225	8-ball	8
#296	9-ball	3
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#1964	Angry Farmer candy	2
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#158	Atomic Pop	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#280	Black No. 2	21
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#396	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#575	Cloaca grenade	25
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#82	Cloaca-Cola shield	28
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#759	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#654	Crimbo fudge	14
#691	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#129	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	40
#357	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	20
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#93	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	20
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1257	Drowsy Sword	9
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#505	Dyspepsi grenade	26
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#71	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	24
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#211	Effermint™ tablets	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#270	Elmley shades	3
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#378	FDKOL hotcakes	6
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#309	Frat Army FGF	8
🥇	French slippers	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#364	Gaia beads	5
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#555	Go-Wassail	27
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#360	Hollandaise helmet	4
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#1212	Imp Ale	31
#597	Instant Karma	8
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#537	Knob Goblin elite helm	7
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#496	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#121	Knob Goblin eyedrops	7
#430	Knob Goblin firecracker	37
#425	Knob Goblin harem pants	8
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#407	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#341	Knob Goblin pants	31
#109	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	18
#411	Knob Goblin scimitar	21
#643	Knob Goblin seltzer	5
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#401	Knob Goblin steroids	19
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#589	Knob Goblin superseltzer	3
#503	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#491	Knob Goblin visor	8
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#377	Knob mushroom	15
#169	Knob nuts	3
#217	Knob pasty	2
#521	Knob sausage	3
#468	Knoll mushroom	17
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#370	Lockenstock™ sandals	4
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#438	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	15
#561	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	35
#261	M-242	45
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1392	Mad Train wine	7
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#215	Marquis de Poivre soda	31
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#297	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
#202	Meat detector	3
#131	Meat maid	1
#124	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	86
#478	Meleegra™ pills	16
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#465	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	76
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#681	Mohawk wig	5
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#571	Mr. Mediocrebar	95
#102	ND	2
#303	NG	2
#335	Newbiesport™ tent	5
#155	O'RLY manual	5
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#358	PADL Phone	13
#92	PB&BP	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#684	Penultimate Fantasy chest	6
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#214	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
#697	Ram's Face Lager	8
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#793	Rock Pops	63
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#204	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#870	Spam Witch sammich	6
#733	Spooky Surprise Egg	5
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#291	Swizzler	5
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#532	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	16
#561	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	13
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#77	Tiger-lily's milk	45
#243	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#180	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	13
#176	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	14
#179	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	13
#172	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	14
#659	Trollhouse cookies	25
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#236	Typical Tavern swill	26
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#473	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#608	Valentine	35
#125	WA	4
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#166	Ye Olde Meade	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1203	Yummy Tummy bean	122
#216	Ze™ goggles	6
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#300	adder bladder	26
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#178	agua de vida	12
#91	albatross necklace	1
#296	all-purpose cleaner	18
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#609	amulet of extreme plot significance	14
#455	ancient Magi-Wipes	7
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#457	ancient frozen dinner	3
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#213	ancient spice	11
#215	ancient stone fist	2
#232	ancient stone head	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#112	anemone nematocyst	2
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1884	anniversary gift box	2
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#188	ant agonist	18
#185	ant hoe	2
#255	ant pick	1
#140	ant rake	3
#260	ant sickle	1
#324	anti-anti-antidote	7
#602	anticheese	5
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#306	antique greaves	23
#144	antique hand mirror	49
#298	antique helmet	25
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#228	antique shield	41
#355	antique spear	18
#411	armgun	2
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#37	asbestos helmet turtle	6
#234	asbestos ore	30
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#874	awful poetry journal	45
#208	baby killer bee	45
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#4406	badass belt	7
#416	bag of Cheat-Os	16
#252	bag of W&Ws	12
#1151	bag of airline peanuts	14
#502	bag of bones	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#1016	baggie of powdered sugar	4
#1591	ball	2
#172	ballast turtle	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#501	banana peel	3
#251	banana supersucker	1
#406	banana-frosted king cake	7
#548	bananagate	9
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#502	bar skin	16
#57	bar whip	2
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#288	barrrnacle	55
#20	barskin buckler	6
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#487	baseball	7
#59	basic meat foon	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#718	bat guano	4
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#486	bat wing	19
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#269	batblade	11
#842	batgut	8
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#1062	battered Crimbo Crate	5
#18	battered hubcap	44
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#280	beach glass bead	15
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#199	beanbag chair	2
#69	beautiful soup	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#517	beer bomb	21
#572	beer bong	1
#112	beer cartilage	3
#182	beer goggles	2
#401	beer helmet	7
#543	beer lens	2
#78	beer-scented teddy bear	12
#489	beertini	3
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#191	bellhop bell	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#272	big bass drum	3
#136	big boom	14
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#457	big red clown nose	11
#475	big rock	1
#151	big stick	2
#568	bilge wine	9
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#282	bird rib	3
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#154	bit-o-cactus	30
#469	black & tan	2
#89	black belt	1
#604	black candy heart	7
#34	black cowboy hat	3
#351	black eyedrops	2
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#534	black greaves	2
#470	black helmet	3
#241	black kettle drum	3
#473	black pepper	2
#840	black pixel	5
#348	black plastic oyster egg	14
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#634	black pudding	1
#156	black shield	21
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#390	black sword	5
#156	black velvet box	3
#820	black-and-blue light	4
#688	blackberry	4
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#137	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#345	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	5
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#185	blood of the Wereseal	4
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#617	bloody beer	8
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#482	bloody mary	2
#325	blue class ring	9
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#606	blue pixel	62
#785	blue plasma ball	5
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#483	blue polka-dot oyster egg	9
#68	blue shell	4
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#177	blundarrrbus	3
#180	boilermaker	2
#213	boiling seal blood	7
#301	bone aperitif	1
#893	bone chips	2
#142	bone collar	2
#429	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#272	booty chest charrrm	25
#69	booze-soaked cherry	10
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#236	bottle of Ooze-O	4
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#252	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#461	bottle of bubbles	16
#280	bottle of fire	14
#342	bottle of gin	57
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#347	bottle of rum	154
#272	bottle of sake	2
#388	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#253	bottle of tequila	117
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#478	bottle of vodka	29
#401	bottle of whiskey	82
#156	bottle of wine	1
#455	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#24	bottlecap turtle	27
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#376	bowl of cottage cheese	51
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#247	bowling ball	1
#266	box	52
#245	box of Dweebs	11
#49	box turtle	12
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#305	boxed wine	92
#317	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#247	brainy skull	1
#92	brand new key	1
#95	brass stinger	6
#1474	brick	12
#252	brick of sand	6
#427	briefcase	8
#325	brine	60
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#392	broken skull	43
#353	broken sword	6
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#168	bronzed locust	15
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#229	brown sugar cane	22
#217	bubble-wrap simulator	3
#10	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	2
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#2198	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2217	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
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#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#3958	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
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#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
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#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
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#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
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#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
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#134	warbear warrior bread	1
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#630	whiskey sour	1
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#354	white collar	3
#348	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
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#939	white pixel	3
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#86	white satin shield	34
#286	white snake skin	41
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#182	white sword	34
#38	white whip	3
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#118	wholeberd	1
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
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#316	windchimes	23
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#207	witty rapier	22
#106	wok lobster	1
#528	wolf mask	23
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#853	wussiness potion	3
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#117	yak anorak	2
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#39	yakskin buckler	4
#33	yakskin kilt	3
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#583	yellow glowstick	2
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#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#1125	yeti fur	18
#710	yo	12
#1885	yo-yo	3
#114	yohohoyo	33

Wow, that's 20,104 items total!

what items are this player missing?