Museum :: Damic

Damic

Rank	Item	Quantity
#398	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#1117	1-ball	2
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#1425	2-ball	1
#1079	3-ball	2
#575	30669 scroll	9
#799	33398 scroll	7
#453	334 scroll	10
#1472	4-ball	1
#361	4-dimensional guitar	2
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1435	5-ball	1
#899	6-ball	3
#190	64067 scroll	2
#119	668 scroll	11
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#902	7-ball	3
#1225	8-ball	8
#295	9-ball	3
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#1966	Angry Farmer candy	2
#272	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#158	Atomic Pop	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#900	BGE shotglass	6
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2356	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#1255	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#280	Black No. 2	21
#530	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#396	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#574	Cloaca grenade	25
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#649	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#83	Cloaca-Cola shield	28
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#863	Cold Hots candy	3
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#534	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#760	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#654	Crimbo fudge	14
#692	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#901	Crimboween memo	12
#3220	Crimbuck	1
#2891	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1540	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#129	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	40
#357	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	20
#100	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#93	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	20
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#924	Dolphin King's crown	4
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#1258	Drowsy Sword	9
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#505	Dyspepsi grenade	26
#1929	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#428	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	24
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#211	Effermint™ tablets	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#225	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#269	Elmley shades	3
#1165	Ent cider	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#378	FDKOL hotcakes	6
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#308	Frat Army FGF	8
🥇	French slippers	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#363	Gaia beads	5
#287	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#634	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#555	Go-Wassail	27
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#289	Gummi-DNA	2
#132	Hatorade	1
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#359	Hollandaise helmet	4
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#1213	Imp Ale	31
#595	Instant Karma	8
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#247	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#538	Knob Goblin elite helm	7
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#496	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#121	Knob Goblin eyedrops	7
#429	Knob Goblin firecracker	37
#425	Knob Goblin harem pants	8
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#407	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#458	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#340	Knob Goblin pants	31
#109	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	18
#410	Knob Goblin scimitar	21
#643	Knob Goblin seltzer	5
#584	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#402	Knob Goblin steroids	19
#127	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#589	Knob Goblin superseltzer	3
#502	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#490	Knob Goblin visor	8
#109	Knob jelly donut	2
#377	Knob mushroom	15
#170	Knob nuts	3
#218	Knob pasty	2
#522	Knob sausage	3
#468	Knoll mushroom	17
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#369	Lockenstock™ sandals	4
#1913	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#438	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	15
#561	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	35
#260	M-242	45
#173	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1393	Mad Train wine	7
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#401	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#213	Marquis de Poivre soda	31
#78	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#297	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
#202	Meat detector	3
#131	Meat maid	1
#123	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	86
#478	Meleegra™ pills	16
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#121	Mer-kin healscroll	5
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#154	Mer-kin takebag	2
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#691	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#464	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	76
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#681	Mohawk wig	5
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#570	Mr. Mediocrebar	95
#102	ND	2
#303	NG	2
#336	Newbiesport™ tent	5
#154	O'RLY manual	5
#312	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#464	Orcish baseball cap	5
#435	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#357	PADL Phone	13
#90	PB&BP	1
#159	Pain Dip	1
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#685	Penultimate Fantasy chest	6
#261	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#214	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
#696	Ram's Face Lager	8
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#102	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#792	Rock Pops	63
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#205	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1085	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#254	Space Tours Tripple	1
#869	Spam Witch sammich	6
#732	Spooky Surprise Egg	5
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#291	Swizzler	5
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#532	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	16
#561	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	13
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#48	The Lost Comb	1
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#1948	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1821	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1955	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#77	Tiger-lily's milk	45
#242	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#179	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	13
#175	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	14
#178	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	13
#171	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	14
#659	Trollhouse cookies	25
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#190	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#236	Typical Tavern swill	26
#222	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#474	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#609	Valentine	35
#126	WA	4
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#167	Ye Olde Meade	2
#350	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1203	Yummy Tummy bean	122
#215	Ze™ goggles	6
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#578	acid-squirting flower	4
#524	acoustic guitarrr	5
#299	adder bladder	26
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#178	agua de vida	12
#91	albatross necklace	1
#296	all-purpose cleaner	18
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#737	ammonite fossil	4
#608	amulet of extreme plot significance	14
#455	ancient Magi-Wipes	7
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#456	ancient frozen dinner	3
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#213	ancient spice	11
#214	ancient stone fist	2
#232	ancient stone head	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#111	anemone nematocyst	2
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1884	anniversary gift box	2
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#188	ant agonist	18
#185	ant hoe	2
#254	ant pick	1
#141	ant rake	3
#260	ant sickle	1
#323	anti-anti-antidote	7
#602	anticheese	5
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#306	antique greaves	23
#145	antique hand mirror	49
#298	antique helmet	25
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#228	antique shield	41
#355	antique spear	18
#410	armgun	2
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#235	artisanal limoncello	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#37	asbestos helmet turtle	6
#234	asbestos ore	30
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#788	asparagus knife	3
#1373	astronaut pants	3
#874	awful poetry journal	45
#208	baby killer bee	45
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#239	bacon bath ball	4
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#262	baconstone ring	1
#4406	badass belt	7
#418	bag of Cheat-Os	16
#251	bag of W&Ws	12
#1151	bag of airline peanuts	14
#502	bag of bones	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#1016	baggie of powdered sugar	4
#1592	ball	2
#171	ballast turtle	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#79	ballpark hot daub	1
#500	banana peel	3
#251	banana supersucker	1
#406	banana-frosted king cake	7
#548	bananagate	9
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#503	bar skin	16
#57	bar whip	2
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#290	barrrnacle	55
#20	barskin buckler	6
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#486	baseball	7
#59	basic meat foon	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#721	bat guano	4
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#486	bat wing	19
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#1001	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#270	batblade	11
#842	batgut	8
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#1062	battered Crimbo Crate	5
#18	battered hubcap	44
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#280	beach glass bead	15
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#199	beanbag chair	2
#71	beautiful soup	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#516	beer bomb	21
#571	beer bong	1
#112	beer cartilage	3
#182	beer goggles	2
#401	beer helmet	7
#543	beer lens	2
#78	beer-scented teddy bear	12
#488	beertini	3
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#417	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#190	bellhop bell	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#271	big bass drum	3
#136	big boom	14
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#458	big red clown nose	11
#475	big rock	1
#151	big stick	2
#567	bilge wine	9
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#282	bird rib	3
#876	bit of clingfilm	4
#154	bit-o-cactus	30
#468	black & tan	2
#89	black belt	1
#602	black candy heart	7
#34	black cowboy hat	3
#351	black eyedrops	2
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#534	black greaves	2
#470	black helmet	3
#241	black kettle drum	3
#474	black pepper	2
#840	black pixel	5
#348	black plastic oyster egg	14
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#633	black pudding	1
#156	black shield	21
#852	black snake skin	1
#465	black spot	1
#390	black sword	5
#155	black velvet box	3
#820	black-and-blue light	4
#690	blackberry	4
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#138	blank diary	1
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#470	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#345	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	5
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#186	blood of the Wereseal	4
#319	blood-faced volleyball	1
#615	bloody beer	8
#615	bloody clown pants	5
#482	bloody mary	2
#325	blue class ring	9
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#606	blue pixel	62
#785	blue plasma ball	5
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#483	blue polka-dot oyster egg	9
#68	blue shell	4
#2623	blue striped oyster egg	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#177	blundarrrbus	3
#181	boilermaker	2
#213	boiling seal blood	7
#301	bone aperitif	1
#895	bone chips	2
#142	bone collar	2
#428	bone flute	1
#277	bone meal	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#272	booty chest charrrm	25
#68	booze-soaked cherry	10
#499	borg sock monkey	3
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#236	bottle of Ooze-O	4
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#252	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#461	bottle of bubbles	16
#280	bottle of fire	14
#343	bottle of gin	57
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#347	bottle of rum	154
#273	bottle of sake	2
#387	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#254	bottle of tequila	117
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#480	bottle of vodka	29
#402	bottle of whiskey	82
#156	bottle of wine	1
#454	bottle opener belt buckle	2
#24	bottlecap turtle	27
#236	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
#376	bowl of cottage cheese	51
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#246	bowling ball	1
#267	box	52
#245	box of Dweebs	11
#49	box turtle	12
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#306	boxed wine	92
#316	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#248	brainy skull	1
#92	brand new key	1
#95	brass stinger	6
#1474	brick	12
#252	brick of sand	6
#427	briefcase	8
#325	brine	60
#128	briny vinegar	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#392	broken skull	43
#352	broken sword	6
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#432	bronze breastplate	2
#167	bronzed locust	15
#448	brown plastic baby	1
#229	brown sugar cane	22
#217	bubble-wrap simulator	3
#10	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	2
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#283	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2170	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#2172	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#2767	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#2165	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
#2849	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
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#3865	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
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#1441	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#2138	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
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#1765	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
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#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
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#2812	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#2794	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
#3981	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#4865	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#4904	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#2794	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#1719	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#4841	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#2201	tiny plastic blooper	3
#2219	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#1449	tiny plastic briefcase bat	5
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4877	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#3961	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
#264	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2098	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2756	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#2771	tiny plastic demoninja	2
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#3846	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
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#3925	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#1415	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#2851	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
#3968	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#3960	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#2808	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
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#2792	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#6105	tiny plastic grue	2
#2799	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#4798	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#2186	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
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#4843	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#2173	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
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#3997	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4349	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#2861	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	6
#1328	tiny plastic sauceror	4
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#3851	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#2819	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
#2146	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#4013	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#2828	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6134	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6172	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1742	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#2769	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#313	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#2755	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#1706	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#2168	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#863	tiny shaker of salt	2
#488	tip jar	1
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#175	tisket	2
#553	titanium assault umbrella	10
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#546	tofu casserole	1
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#97	toothbrush	20
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#1156	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
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#484	trilobite fossil	8
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#376	true grit	4
#94	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	3
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#100	turtlemail bits	36
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#34	turtling rod	5
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#48	twitching claw	50
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#125	unfortunate dumplings	3
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#154	unnatural gas	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
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#1545	unstable laser battery	35
#363	untamable turtle	6
#407	urinal cake	4
#1808	useless powder	2
#656	valuable trinket	108
#489	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#513	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#95	velcro ore	4
#51	very large caltrop	1
#171	very overdue library book	2
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#420	viking helmet	21
#398	vinegar	100
#647	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#89	vinyl ore	4
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#69	volleyball	5
#261	vorpal blade	29
#991	wad of dough	3
#563	wad of tofu	3
#228	walrus-tusk earring	5
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#407	war tongs	2
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
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#435	warbear battery	2
#124	warbear bearserker mead	3
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#438	warbear beeping telegram	1
#143	warbear blizzard mead	2
#298	warbear empathy chip	1
#169	warbear feasting bread	2
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#166	warbear gyro	1
#314	warbear gyrocopter	2
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#439	warbear metalworking primer	1
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#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#420	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#654	warbear whosit	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
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#332	water wings	2
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#84	wet stew	3
#204	whalebone corset	2
#934	wheel	3
#158	whip kit	2
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#256	whiskey and soda	3
#632	whiskey sour	1
#631	white balloon	2
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#339	white class ring	23
#354	white collar	3
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#466	white lightning	17
#387	white picket fence	9
#939	white pixel	3
#167	white rice	12
#162	white satin pants	31
#87	white satin shield	34
#287	white snake skin	41
#123	white snakeskin duster	1
#183	white sword	34
#38	white whip	3
#109	whole turkey leg	1
#119	wholeberd	1
#1664	whoopie cushion	3
#124	wicker shield	46
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#26	willowy bonnet	2
#1201	wind-up chattering teeth	15
#469	wind-up meatcar	19
#317	windchimes	23
#260	wine spritzer	3
#415	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	89
#291	witch hat	3
#207	witty rapier	22
#106	wok lobster	1
#528	wolf mask	23
#637	wolfman mask	9
#149	wonderwall shield	10
#365	wooden axe	1
#93	wooden figurine	8
#101	wooden salad bowl	1
#533	wooden stakes	3
#342	wool hat	4
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#663	worthless gewgaw	3
#571	worthless knick-knack	7
#514	worthless trinket	4
#462	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#852	wussiness potion	3
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#117	yak anorak	2
#355	yak skin	1
#37	yak toupee	3
#69	yak whip	2
#39	yakskin buckler	4
#33	yakskin kilt	3
#41	yakskin pants	3
#50	yam candy	5
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#494	yellow gummi ingot	46
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#1125	yeti fur	18
#710	yo	12
#1886	yo-yo	3
#113	yohohoyo	33

Wow, that's 20,104 items total!

what items are this player missing?