| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #309 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,070 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #553 | PADL Phone | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #530 | beer bomb | 20 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #438 | chloroform rag | 3 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #454 | cruelty-free wine | 2 |
| #470 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1148 | disassembled clover | 9 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #942 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #928 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #831 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 4 |
| #947 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #902 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #350 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #140 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 9 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #435 | furniture dolly | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #526 | gas balloon | 4 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #465 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 4 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #518 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #501 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #879 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #560 | sake bomb | 9 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #538 | shingle | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #80 | stinky mushroom wine | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #448 | tequila grenade | 5 |
| #459 | thistle wine | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #648 | water pipe bomb | 19 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #394 | wool hat | 3 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |