| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #309 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,070 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #3599 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #555 | PADL Phone | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #533 | beer bomb | 20 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #438 | chloroform rag | 3 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #456 | cruelty-free wine | 2 |
| #471 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1153 | disassembled clover | 9 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #930 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #833 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 4 |
| #949 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #904 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #348 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #142 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 9 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #1353 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #436 | furniture dolly | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #528 | gas balloon | 4 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #940 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #467 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 4 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #520 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #502 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #885 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #633 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #561 | sake bomb | 9 |
| #446 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #539 | shingle | 5 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #81 | stinky mushroom wine | 4 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #449 | tequila grenade | 5 |
| #459 | thistle wine | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #319 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #650 | water pipe bomb | 19 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #395 | wool hat | 3 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |