Museum :: Baron von Chickenpants

Baron von Chickenpants

Rank	Item	Quantity
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#222	Better Than Cuddling Cake	10
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#190	Crimboween memo	46
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#259	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#310	Meleegra™ pills	31
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#118	Mr. Mediocrebar	660
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#1190	Valentine	10
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#106	Yummy Tummy bean	2,238
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#21	ancient turtle shell	3
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#155	anniversary balloon	10
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#489	around the world	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#28	asbestos helmet turtle	10
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#71	baby killer bee	132
#7429	badass belt	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#281	balloon monkey	6
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#498	banana-frosted king cake	5
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#307	bargain flash powder	1
#215	barrrnacle	71
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#941	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#476	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#378	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#411	black plastic oyster egg	12
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#465	black spot	1
#727	black sword	1
#268	black velvet box	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1655	blood flower	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#95	blue glowstick	15
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#1231	blue pixel	1
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#594	blue plastic oyster egg	8
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#45	blue shell	9
#87	blue striped oyster egg	38
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#2386	bottle of goofballs	8
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#50	bottlecap turtle	10
#266	bouquet of circular saw blades	5
#93	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#170	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#62	box turtle	10
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#2709	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#135	brown plastic baby	5
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#408	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#801	cheap studded belt	1
#355	cheap toaster	6
#83	chef skull	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#665	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#146	chintzy turtle brooch	7
#117	chisel	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#815	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#19	chrome helmet turtle	70
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#203	chunk of depleted Grimacite	50
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#17	clockwork detective skull	3
#747	clockwork key	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#3277	club necklace	1
#205	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1226	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#360	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#612	commemorative war stein	6
#651	communications windchimes	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#169	cranberry cordial	1
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#156	cream pie	10
#570	cream stout	1
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#1026	white pixel	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#816	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#1129	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#615	witch hat	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#785	worthless trinket	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#49	yellow glowstick	20
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#124	yellow striped oyster egg	17
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 11,538 items total!

what items are this player missing?