Museum :: EggNogIceCream

EggNogIceCream

Rank	Item	Quantity
#582	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#115	"meat" stick	1
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1118	1-ball	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#850	2-ball	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1081	33398 scroll	2
#692	334 scroll	3
#888	4-ball	3
#140	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1076	5-ball	2
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#228	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	14
#799	7-ball	4
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#108	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#226	Alewife™ Ale	3
#275	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#865	Amulet of Yendor	14
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#609	Angry Farmer candy	104
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#10	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	18
#39	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#14	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	17
#19	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#15	Artist's Whisk of Misery	12
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#69	Aura Libre	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#55	BOOterfinger	5
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#21	BRICKO python	2
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#99	BRICKO stud	2
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#108	Battlie Light Saver	7
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#58	Black Hole	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#226	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#924	Boris's ring	1
#613	Boss Bat bling	5
#22	Boss Drops	117
#71	Bowl of Scorpions	7
#732	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#128	C.H.U.M. chum	13
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2427	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#136	CSA bravery badge	7
#195	CSA obedience grenade	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#571	Chroner	1
#129	Claybender glasses	2
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#1072	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#54	Cold Hots candy	1,002
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#590	Corpse Island iced tea	9
#621	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#170	Crimbo Credit	71
#1240	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1051	Crimbo fudge	5
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#1029	Crimbo peppermint bark	5
#200	Crimbo pie	14
#177	Crimbojito	1
#88	Crimbonium fuel rod	31
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#387	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	3
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#134	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#119	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	4
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#120	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	4
#376	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#254	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#285	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#312	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#61	Daffy Taffy	1,004
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#223	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	13
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#162	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	30
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#99	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#1536	Drowsy Sword	6
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#150	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1795	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#278	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	8
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#37	Effermint™ tablets	206
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#102	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#127	Enchanted Plunger	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#63	Fitspiration™ poster	30
#114	Flaskfull of Hollow	3
#31	Fog Murderer	11
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#229	Freddy Kruegerand	3
#51	Friendly Turkey	1
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#227	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#180	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#255	Game Grid ticket	3
#264	Game Grid token	1
#149	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#152	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#29	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#383	Hell ramen	5
#128	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#352	Hollandaise helmet	5
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#125	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	28
#533	Imp Ale	251
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1197	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#318	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	29
#43	Jungle Juice	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#129	Knob Goblin Mutagen	8
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#236	Knob Goblin harem pants	19
#289	Knob Goblin harem veil	13
#97	Knob Goblin learning pill	9
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#267	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#468	Knob Goblin pants	16
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#528	Knob Goblin scimitar	12
#109	Knob Goblin seltzer	255
#127	Knob Goblin steroids	116
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#119	Knob nuts	7
#17	Knob pasty	75
#349	Knob sausage	10
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#647	Knoll mushroom	8
#214	Knoll shroomkabob	7
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2324	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#352	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	23
#376	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	115
#66	Lucky Surprise Egg	146
#1043	M-242	2
#88	MSG	11
#833	Mad Train wine	53
#253	Mae West	2
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#96	Mark of the Zombie	2
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#205	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#516	Meleegra™ pills	14
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#108	Mer-kin fastjuice	4
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#16	Milk Studs	1,002
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#247	Misty Cape	5
#380	Misty Robe	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#73	Mohawk wig	207
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#267	Monstar energy beverage	21
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#722	Mountain Stream soda	7
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#88	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,003
#91	Mylar balloon	3
#374	NG	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#357	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#383	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	17
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#366	Orcish baseball cap	8
#322	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#164	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#275	PADL Phone	26
#184	PEEZ dispenser	38
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#322	Penultimate Fantasy chest	63
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#104	Polka Pop	9
#143	Polysniff Perfume	2
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#44	Punchplanter	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#145	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#812	Ram's Face Lager	3
#582	Red Rover BB gun	3
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#55	Rock Pops	1,001
#115	Russian Ice	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#599	Senior Mints	7
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#57	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#148	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#128	Shivering Chèvre	22
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#80	Skullery Maid's Knee	18
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#139	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#90	Space Tourist Phaser	8
#213	Space Tours Tripple	2
#594	Spam Witch sammich	28
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#113	Stone Golem pebbles	7
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#101	Sugar Cog	33
#627	Summer Nights	2
#129	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#50	Swizzler	393
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#829	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#320	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	179
#23	Tears of the Quiet Healer	307
#99	Temps Tempranillo	1
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#527	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#53	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#219	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#262	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#420	Travels with Jerry	3
#723	Trollhouse cookies	19
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#489	Typical Tavern swill	5
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#102	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	2
#258	Valentine	122
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#25	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	418
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#161	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	3
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#97	Whoompa Fur Pants	5
#143	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	7
#96	Ye Olde Meade	12
#167	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#1049	Yummy Tummy bean	152
#123	Ze™ goggles	30
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#92	Zoodriver	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#336	abandoned candy	1
#137	abominable blubber	7
#247	abominable snowcone	72
#222	accidental cider	7
#53	accidental mutton	1
#132	accord ion	1
#71	accordion file	1
#89	accordionoid rocca	2
#376	acid-squirting flower	9
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#235	actual reality goggles	1
#176	adder	2
#612	adder bladder	4
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#251	agua de vida	5
#68	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#105	amulet of extreme plot significance	170
#600	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#44	ancient calendar	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#236	ancient poisoned dart	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#458	ancient spice	2
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2225	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#314	anniversary balloon	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#488	annoying pitchfork	5
#315	ant agonist	8
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#372	anti-anti-antidote	4
#877	anticheese	2
#91	antique accordion	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#899	antique helmet	1
#116	antique machete	6
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#18	aquamariner's necklace	1
#21	aquamariner's ring	1
#19	arm buzzer	1
#65	armgun	99
#214	arrowgram	2
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#97	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	18
#97	artisanal limoncello	10
#196	asbestos apron	6
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#112	asbestos crossbow string	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#262	asbestos staff	2
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#96	asbestos sword hilt	3
#628	asparagus knife	6
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#344	asshat	4
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#86	attorney's badge	14
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#1766	awful poetry journal	2
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#108	babycakes	2
#73	backwoods screwdriver	33
#2451	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#3567	badass belt	11
#111	badge of authority	2
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#213	bag of GORF	1
#223	bag of GORP	1
#184	bag of QWOP	3
#34	bag of W&Ws	503
#816	bag of airline peanuts	32
#502	bag of bones	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#133	bag of many confections	1
#162	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#1593	ball	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#57	balloon shield	2
#312	balloon sword	1
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#88	banana milkshake	1
#565	banana peel	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#521	bar skin	15
#122	bar whip	1
#163	barbed-wire fence	47
#241	bargain flash powder	2
#79	baritone accordion	3
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#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#50	warbear jackhammer drill press	4
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#13	warbear liquid overcoat	112
#9	warbear long johns	1
#150	warbear metalworking primer	8
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#73	warbear procedural hilarity drone	14
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#126	warbear robo-camouflage unit	10
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#217	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#45	warbear thermoregulator bread	12
#320	warbear trouser fragment	2
#187	warbear wardance potion	6
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#81	warbear whosit	2,882
#110	wasabi-infused sake	1
#896	water pipe bomb	2
#219	water purification pills	1
#331	water wings	2
#77	watered-down Red Minotaur	42
#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
#174	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#122	whalebone corset	9
#75	whimpering willow bark	6
#157	whip kit	2
#163	whiskey and cola	14
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#220	whiskey in a broken glass	3
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#269	white balloon	23
#1013	white candy heart	2
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#392	white chocolate chip cookies	7
#847	white chocolate chips	2
#486	white class ring	12
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#873	white lightning	3
#802	white picket fence	1
#974	white pixel	2
#641	white satin pants	2
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#622	white sword	3
#88	white whip	1
#40	whole turkey leg	59
#443	whoopie cushion	73
#446	wicker shield	2
#591	wind-up chattering teeth	54
#169	wind-up ensign	1
#121	wind-up navigation droid	2
#579	windchimes	5
#217	wine spritzer	4
#1065	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#87	witch wart	1
#376	witty rapier	5
#930	wolf mask	4
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#473	wooden stakes	4
#461	wool hat	2
#124	world's smallest violin	6
#411	worn tophat	2
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#862	worthless knick-knack	2
#785	worthless trinket	1
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#774	x-ray specs	18
#355	yak skin	1
#118	yak whip	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#463	yellow plastic oyster egg	13
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#964	yellow snowcone	28
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#814	yeti fur	56
#344	yohohoyo	5
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#100	zombie hollandaise	13

Wow, that's 181,071 items total!

what items are this player missing?