Museum :: EggNogIceCream

EggNogIceCream

Rank	Item	Quantity
#582	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#114	"meat" stick	1
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1115	1-ball	2
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#646	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#847	2-ball	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1076	3-ball	2
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1083	33398 scroll	2
#692	334 scroll	3
#885	4-ball	3
#140	4-d camera	1
#443	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1072	5-ball	2
#140	5-hour acrimony	1
#1068	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#227	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	14
#796	7-ball	4
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#621	9-ball	1
#106	ASCII fu manchu	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#222	Alewife™ Ale	3
#271	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#864	Amulet of Yendor	14
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#608	Angry Farmer candy	104
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#9	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	18
#38	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#14	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	17
#20	Artist's Spatula of Despair	11
#15	Artist's Whisk of Misery	12
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#67	Aura Libre	1
#55	Aye Aye	1
#52	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#63	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#733	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#53	BOOterfinger	5
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#25	BRICKO elephant	2
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#22	BRICKO python	2
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#100	BRICKO stud	2
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#107	Battlie Light Saver	7
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#409	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#55	Black Hole	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
#440	Blackfly Chardonnay	5
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#160	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#926	Boris's ring	1
#614	Boss Bat bling	5
#21	Boss Drops	117
#69	Bowl of Scorpions	7
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#129	C.H.U.M. chum	13
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#37	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2422	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2423	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#173	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#137	CSA bravery badge	7
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#89	Chinese curse words	1
#581	Chroner	1
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#169	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#821	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#489	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#212	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#1072	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#169	Coinspiracy	1
#526	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#54	Cold Hots candy	1,002
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#91	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#670	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#587	Corpse Island iced tea	9
#617	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	8
#169	Crimbo Credit	71
#1233	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1050	Crimbo fudge	5
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#1026	Crimbo peppermint bark	5
#199	Crimbo pie	14
#176	Crimbojito	1
#88	Crimbonium fuel rod	31
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#110	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#386	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	3
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#132	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#118	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	4
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#167	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#419	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#121	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	4
#376	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#252	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#283	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	8
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#318	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#313	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#2023	Crimboween memo	2
#2250	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#60	Daffy Taffy	1,004
#319	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#223	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	13
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#843	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#160	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	30
#116	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#97	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#1533	Drowsy Sword	6
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1795	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#617	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#520	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#277	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	8
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#37	Effermint™ tablets	206
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#99	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#63	Fitspiration™ poster	30
#112	Flaskfull of Hollow	3
#30	Fog Murderer	11
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#227	Freddy Kruegerand	3
#49	Friendly Turkey	1
#531	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#178	GOTO	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#253	Game Grid ticket	3
#263	Game Grid token	1
#147	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#154	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#27	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#206	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#50	Hand in Glove	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#384	Hell ramen	5
#128	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#37	Highest Bitter	1
#389	Hodgman's blanket	3
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#174	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#347	Hollandaise helmet	5
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#125	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	28
#530	Imp Ale	251
#1670	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1197	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#620	Jocko Homo's head	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#319	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	29
#42	Jungle Juice	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#128	Knob Goblin Mutagen	8
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#236	Knob Goblin harem pants	19
#288	Knob Goblin harem veil	13
#97	Knob Goblin learning pill	9
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#264	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#466	Knob Goblin pants	16
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#528	Knob Goblin scimitar	12
#109	Knob Goblin seltzer	255
#126	Knob Goblin steroids	116
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#667	Knob Goblin visor	3
#647	Knob mushroom	3
#115	Knob nuts	7
#17	Knob pasty	75
#349	Knob sausage	10
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#647	Knoll mushroom	8
#214	Knoll shroomkabob	7
#1062	Let Me Be!	1
#144	Lobster qua Grill	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2315	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#352	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	23
#375	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	115
#66	Lucky Surprise Egg	146
#1041	M-242	2
#87	MSG	11
#831	Mad Train wine	53
#249	Mae West	2
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#148	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#131	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#122	Mark of the Ghost	1
#132	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#127	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#94	Mark of the Zombie	2
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#516	Meleegra™ pills	14
#81	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#106	Mer-kin fastjuice	4
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#174	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#15	Milk Studs	1,002
#74	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#244	Misty Cape	5
#378	Misty Robe	1
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#73	Mohawk wig	207
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#267	Monstar energy beverage	21
#78	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#724	Mountain Stream soda	7
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#86	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,003
#91	Mylar balloon	3
#374	NG	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#350	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#380	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	17
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#365	Orcish baseball cap	8
#322	Orcish cargo shorts	9
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#164	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#274	PADL Phone	26
#182	PEEZ dispenser	38
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#1594	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#322	Penultimate Fantasy chest	63
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#540	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#589	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#808	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#772	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#563	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#893	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#863	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#885	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#106	Polka Pop	9
#141	Polysniff Perfume	2
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#130	Psychotic Train wine	2
#43	Punchplanter	1
#64	Putrid Pendant	1
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#810	Ram's Face Lager	3
#585	Red Rover BB gun	3
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#99	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#53	Rock Pops	1,001
#114	Russian Ice	1
#78	Sangria de Menthe	1
#598	Senior Mints	7
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#55	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#147	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#128	Shivering Chèvre	22
#536	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#61	Sizzling Sinner	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#80	Skullery Maid's Knee	18
#63	Slimebite	1
#56	Slimosa	1
#49	Slippery Knob	1
#60	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#87	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#390	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#89	Space Tourist Phaser	8
#210	Space Tours Tripple	2
#593	Spam Witch sammich	28
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#642	Steal This Candy	1
#112	Stone Golem pebbles	7
#62	Suffering Sinner	1
#100	Sugar Cog	33
#626	Summer Nights	2
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#625	Supernova Champagne	2
#52	Suppurating Sinner	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#50	Swizzler	393
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	179
#22	Tears of the Quiet Healer	307
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#99	Tequiz Navidad	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#51	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#218	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#73	Thriller Ice	1
#260	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#128	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#418	Travels with Jerry	3
#723	Trollhouse cookies	19
#461	Tuesday's ruby	3
#486	Typical Tavern swill	5
#148	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#102	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	2
#257	Valentine	122
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#439	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#25	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	418
#130	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#160	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	3
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#104	White Hyborian	1
#94	Whoompa Fur Pants	5
#142	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	7
#93	Ye Olde Meade	12
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#1049	Yummy Tummy bean	152
#122	Ze™ goggles	30
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#91	Zoodriver	1
#276	a butt tuba	2
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#135	abominable blubber	7
#247	abominable snowcone	72
#220	accidental cider	7
#53	accidental mutton	1
#127	accord ion	1
#69	accordion file	1
#85	accordionoid rocca	2
#374	acid-squirting flower	9
#583	acoustic guitarrr	4
#232	actual reality goggles	1
#175	adder	2
#612	adder bladder	4
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#249	agua de vida	5
#64	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#619	alphabet gum	1
#125	amber aviator shades	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#105	amulet of extreme plot significance	170
#601	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#44	ancient calendar	1
#146	ancient calendar fragment	1
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#235	ancient poisoned dart	2
#672	ancient protein powder	1
#458	ancient spice	2
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#230	ancient stone head	1
#51	ancient turtle shell	1
#57	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2225	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#267	ancient vinyl coin purse	14
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#314	anniversary balloon	3
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#486	annoying pitchfork	5
#313	ant agonist	8
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#268	ant hoe	1
#165	ant pick	2
#165	ant pitchfork	2
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#370	anti-anti-antidote	4
#877	anticheese	2
#90	antique accordion	2
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#885	antique greaves	1
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#894	antique helmet	1
#115	antique machete	6
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#58	antique spyglass	1
#16	aquamariner's necklace	1
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#18	arm buzzer	1
#65	armgun	99
#213	arrowgram	2
#427	arrrgyle socks	5
#94	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	18
#96	artisanal limoncello	10
#195	asbestos apron	6
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#108	asbestos crossbow string	2
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#71	asbestos meat stack	1
#1102	asbestos ore	1
#262	asbestos staff	2
#163	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#92	asbestos sword hilt	3
#626	asparagus knife	6
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#343	asshat	4
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#85	attorney's badge	14
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#120	autocalliope	1
#1768	awful poetry journal	2
#1841	baby killer bee	1
#108	babycakes	2
#72	backwoods screwdriver	33
#2445	baconstone	1
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#216	baconstone pendant	2
#3571	badass belt	11
#110	badge of authority	2
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#211	bag of GORF	1
#220	bag of GORP	1
#184	bag of QWOP	3
#33	bag of W&Ws	503
#818	bag of airline peanuts	32
#501	bag of bones	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#132	bag of many confections	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1217	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#1592	ball	2
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#140	balloon helmet	3
#57	balloon shield	2
#310	balloon sword	1
#73	ballpark hot daub	1
#1146	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#563	banana peel	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#250	banana supersucker	1
#966	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#522	bar skin	15
#122	bar whip	1
#162	barbed-wire fence	47
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#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#50	warbear jackhammer drill press	4
#124	warbear laser beacon	2
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#13	warbear liquid overcoat	112
#8	warbear long johns	1
#151	warbear metalworking primer	8
#45	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥇	warbear officer greaves	1
#217	warbear officer requisition box	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#6	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#73	warbear procedural hilarity drone	14
#382	warbear requisition box	1
#127	warbear robo-camouflage unit	10
#283	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#217	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#45	warbear thermoregulator bread	12
#321	warbear trouser fragment	2
#186	warbear wardance potion	6
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#81	warbear whosit	2,882
#108	wasabi-infused sake	1
#895	water pipe bomb	2
#219	water purification pills	1
#330	water wings	2
#76	watered-down Red Minotaur	42
#48	weighted paperclip chain	2
#175	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#120	whalebone corset	9
#75	whimpering willow bark	6
#157	whip kit	2
#161	whiskey and cola	14
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#218	whiskey in a broken glass	3
#631	whiskey sour	1
#790	white Canadian	1
#221	white Xanadian	1
#269	white balloon	23
#1017	white candy heart	2
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#392	white chocolate chip cookies	7
#847	white chocolate chips	2
#479	white class ring	12
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#870	white lightning	3
#805	white picket fence	1
#971	white pixel	2
#639	white satin pants	2
#121	white snakeskin duster	1
#623	white sword	3
#87	white whip	1
#40	whole turkey leg	59
#444	whoopie cushion	73
#444	wicker shield	2
#588	wind-up chattering teeth	54
#166	wind-up ensign	1
#117	wind-up navigation droid	2
#578	windchimes	5
#216	wine spritzer	4
#1066	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	2
#86	witch wart	1
#377	witty rapier	5
#931	wolf mask	4
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#363	wooden axe	1
#473	wooden stakes	4
#460	wool hat	2
#123	world's smallest violin	6
#408	worn tophat	2
#893	worthless gewgaw	1
#861	worthless knick-knack	2
#778	worthless trinket	1
#588	wreath of laurels	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#1048	wussiness potion	1
#776	x-ray specs	18
#355	yak skin	1
#119	yak whip	1
#108	yakskin pants	1
#335	yellow brick road	1
#1185	yellow candy heart	2
#660	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#463	yellow plastic oyster egg	13
#1327	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#966	yellow snowcone	28
#1635	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#813	yeti fur	56
#344	yohohoyo	5
#202	yummy death watch beetle	1
#147	zmobie	1
#99	zombie hollandaise	13

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