Museum :: FMguru

FMguru

Rank	Item	Quantity
#107	"DRINK ME" potion	428
#42	4:20 bomb	10
#15	5-Alarm Saucepan	27
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#346	ASCII shirt	5
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#868	BGE shotglass	7
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#317	BURT	84
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#41	Belt of Howling Anger	11
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#696	Bonerdagon necklace	16
#20	Boots of Twilight Whispers	20
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#261	Boss Bat bling	13
#603	Boss Bat britches	25
#19	Bright Water	12
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#60	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	10
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#72	CRIMBCO mug	232
#1462	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#33	CRIMBCO wine	140
#1704	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#20	Cloak of Dire Shadows	18
#609	Codpiece of the Goblin King	13
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#127	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	9
#344	Corpse Island iced tea	15
#207	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	25
#490	Crimbo candied pecan	22
#388	Crimbo fudge	29
#403	Crimbo peppermint bark	27
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#3218	Crimbuck	1
#323	Crown of the Goblin King	73
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#11	Disco Banjo	38
#58	Divine	20
#25	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	438
#13	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	246
#80	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#185	Drowsy Sword	101
#659	Dyspepsi-Cola	88
#60	Eau de Guaneau	10
#124	Effermint™ tablets	26
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#343	Ent cider	23
#759	FDKOL commendation	13
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#194	Frat Army FGF	24
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#37	Gaia beads	152
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#48	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	194
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#62	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	8
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#111	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#40	Greaves of the Murk Lord	12
#894	Green Clover of Justice	2
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
#315	Hell ramen	10
#15	Helm of the Scream Emperor	25
#45	Hippy Army MPE	333
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#1289	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#354	Jack-in-the-box	17
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#305	Jocko Homo's head	6
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#90	Knob nuts	12
#162	Knob pasty	3
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#527	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#41	Lockenstock™ sandals	166
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#233	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	103
#65	Lumineux Limnio	2
#25	Mace of the Tortoise	19
#308	Mae West	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#314	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	8
#202	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	41
#344	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	11
#97	Milk Studs	122
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#166	Misty Cape	11
#184	Misty Cloak	8
#141	Misty Robe	16
#80	Mon Tiki	27
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#67	Morto Moreto	3
#49	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	18
#196	Mountain Stream soda	174
#40	Muschat	6
#123	Nardz energy beverage	7
#76	Necrotelicomnicon	10
#80	Neuromancer	15
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#121	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	56
#290	Orcish baseball cap	11
#180	Orcish cargo shorts	20
#238	Orcish frat-paddle	13
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#80	P.B.L.T.	58
#126	PADL Phone	130
#238	PEEZ dispenser	18
#610	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#224	Ram's Face Lager	178
#216	Red Rover BB gun	18
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#34	Rock and Roll Legend	54
#183	SPF 451 lip balm	13
#393	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#843	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#521	Schrödinger's thermos	20
#23	Shield of Icy Fate	16
#185	Sinful Desires	3
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#80	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	9
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#166	Supernova Champagne	42
#132	Swizzler	102
#23	Sword of Dark Omens	18
#321	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	44
#239	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	63
#249	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	60
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#67	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	78
#36	The Bomb	8
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#434	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#231	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	13
#189	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	10
#373	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	11
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#459	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#168	Tiger-lily's milk	10
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#40	Ur-Donut	9
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#136	Wand of Nagamar	42
#148	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	21
#453	Wint-O-Fresh mint	26
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#39	X-37 gun	5
#393	Yakisoba's hat	4
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#19	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
#74	Ze™ goggles	86
#34	Zim Merman's guitar	19
#9	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	41
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#868	adorable seal larva	3
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#34	agua de vida	385
#44	ancient Magi-Wipes	549
#24	ancient calendar	2
#40	ancient stone fist	54
#41	ancient stone head	27
#29	ancient turtle shell	2
#26	ancient turtle shell helmet	2
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#1883	anniversary gift box	2
#60	anti-anti-antidote	169
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#931	antique record album	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#4	bacon bath ball	97
#2045	baconstone	2
#431	badass belt	103
#116	bag of W&Ws	115
#241	bag of lard	5
#78	ballpark hot daub	1
#83	banana peel	68
#187	bargain flash powder	4
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#500	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#137	beer bomb	339
#283	beer bong	8
#85	beer helmet	117
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#101	beer-scented teddy bear	9
#398	beertini	4
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#225	bejeweled cufflinks	19
#92	bejeweled pledge pin	115
#44	bewitching boots	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#227	bit of clingfilm	18
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#147	black & tan	25
#11	black cherry soda	1,290
#237	black eyedrops	3
#145	black forest cake	39
#118	black forest ham	37
#81	black pixel	665
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#349	black spot	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#139	blackberry	182
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#43	blammer	2
#137	blank diary	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#96	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	168
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#689	blue class ring	2
#195	blue pixel	435
#47	blue pixel potion	45
#1033	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#17	blue potion	77
#124	blue shell	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#56	blunt icepick	1
#44	bobcat grenade	3
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#36	bone and arrows	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#76	booze-soaked cherry	9
#31	boozebomb	5
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#96	borrowed time	6
#473	bottle of Blank-Out	16
#66	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	63
#94	bottle of Definit	35
#228	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	8
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#51	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	72
#44	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	145
#170	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	50
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#128	bottle of Pete's Sake	5
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#378	bottle of fire	2
#1174	bottle of goofballs	21
#61	bottle of pirate juice	11
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#23	bottle of wine	107
#216	bottle opener belt buckle	16
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#105	box of Dweebs	120
#25	box of Familiar Jacks	49
#74	box of hammers	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#230	box turtle	1
#132	boxed champagne	17
#296	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#312	briefcase	17
#67	broken clock	1
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#74	bronzed locust	56
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#96	bubblin' crude	280
#94	bubbly potion	206
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#251	bucket of honey	4
#56	bucket of wine	25
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#34	bullet-proof corduroys	293
#939	bunch of bananas	1
#257	bunch of square grapes	15
#279	bunny liver	28
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#256	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	can of Binarrrca	17
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#416	can of Red Minotaur	9
#340	can of Swiller	6
#238	can of spinach	9
#521	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	17
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#433	candied bolts	4
#177	candied nuts	6
#397	candied yams	23
#770	candy cane	47
#471	candy kneecapping stick	5
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#503	candy stake	12
#48	carbonated soy milk	191
#98	carbonated water lily	129
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#111	carton of rotten eggs	46
#21	cartoon heart	179
#301	cast	79
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#232	cheap cigar butt	9
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#6	chocolate bath ball	79
#38	chocolate filthy lucre	303
#41	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	4
#30	chocolate seal-clubbing club	73
#1149	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#56	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#114	cloudy potion	189
#379	club necklace	17
#27	coal paperweight	1
#68	cocktail onion	48
#141	coconut shell	620
#137	cold seal sweat	26
#56	cold-filtered water	13
#326	collection of tiny spooky objects	3
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#51	comfy pillow	15
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#60	communications windchimes	336
🥉	control crystal	1
#11	cool cat elixir	36
#152	corned-beef Reuben	18
#429	corpse on the beach	12
#423	corpsedriver	12
#386	corpsetini	13
#474	corrupted data	16
#91	cranberries	508
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#141	crappy brain	32
#117	crayon shavings	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#86	crowbar	4
#327	cruelty-free wine	6
#27	crumbling rat skull	39
#30	crystal skull	23
#260	crystallized memory	1
#144	cube of billiard chalk	2
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#103	cupcake-in-a-cup	4
#24	cyber-mattock	8
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#88	dark potion	221
#123	das boot	1
#133	dead guy's watch	73
#143	death blossom	2
#149	decent brain	41
#61	delicious comfit?	2
#256	delicious noodles	8
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#472	depantsing bomb	3
#517	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#534	designer handbag	5
#61	dethklok	1
#272	diamond necklace	20
#49	didgeridooka	229
#220	digital key lime	1
#209	digital key lime pie	4
#149	disassembled clover	809
#74	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	19
#124	disco horoscope (Aries)	10
#148	disco horoscope (Cancer)	8
#101	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	14
#91	disco horoscope (Gemini)	15
#89	disco horoscope (Leo)	16
#92	disco horoscope (Libra)	15
#180	disco horoscope (Pisces)	5
#110	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	12
#106	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	12
#146	disco horoscope (Taurus)	7
#145	disco horoscope (Virgo)	8
#133	discocktail	49
#298	distilled fortified wine	9
#74	distressed denim pants	118
#96	dollar-sign bag	62
#128	donkey flipbook	6
#19	double-ice box	6
#39	double-ice britches	4
#4	double-ice cap	84
#151	dragon snaps	12
#126	drone self-destruct chip	1
#287	drop of water-37	17
#764	drum machine	1
#117	dry noodles	1,591
#336	drywall axe	39
#1111	duct tape	17
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#45	dueling banjo	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#29	dungeoneering kit	39
#3268	easter egg balloon	4
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#105	effervescent potion	195
#290	eggnog	60
#63	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#210	elephant stinger	1
#1478	elven cellocello	13
#1122	elven suicide capsule	17
#64	empty agua de vida bottle	2,128
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#138	energy drink IV	38
#275	ennui-flavored potato chips	181
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#95	expensive cigar	2
#61	exploding hacky-sack	58
#29	extra-strength red potion	52
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#44	facehugging alien	26
#388	facsimile dictionary	28
#91	fake blood	12
#21	fake plastic grass	61
#26	fancy blue potion	59
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#285	fancy opera glasses	15
#213	fat loot token	14
#217	fat wallet	1
#70	ferret bait	362
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#10	festive sausage	122
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#204	fettucini Inconnu	3
#336	fiery wing	3
#148	figurine of a charred seal	20
#175	figurine of a cold seal	36
#210	figurine of a shadowy seal	6
#143	figurine of a sleek seal	15
#273	figurine of a slippery seal	6
#273	figurine of a stinking seal	8
#197	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	6
#128	filthy corduroys	100
#115	filthy knitted dread sack	98
#66	filthy poultice	213
#39	fire axe	1
#92	[2426]fire flower	11
#38	fire poi	145
#19	fireball	126
#81	fireman's helmet	1
#278	fistful of ashes	8
#103	fizzy potion	202
#22	flaming sword	57
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#446	floaty sand	29
#36	flowing hippy skirt	32
#144	foetid seal tear	44
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#68	forbidden danish	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#59	foreign box	3
#491	fossilized limb	12
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#661	fossilized spike	2
#467	fossilized spine	2
#696	fossilized wing	1
#66	fountain 'soda'	6
#251	frat brats	2
#181	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	2
#509	friendly cheez blob	5
#34	frosty halo	9
#47	frozen danish	2
#621	fruitcake	35
#60	funky dried mushroom	210
#159	furniture dolly	19
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#63	furry halo	2
#155	fuzzy busby	22
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#184	fuzzy earmuffs	17
#239	fuzzy montera	11
#346	garish pinky ring	13
#68	gas balloon	213
#64	gauze garter	540
#183	gauze shorts	1
#131	giant designer sunglasses	31
#142	giant discarded bottlecap	35
#436	giant discarded plastic fork	23
#146	giant discarded torn-up glove	29
#270	giant foam finger	9
#62	giant marshmallow	8
#195	giant pinky ring	77
#216	gimlet	2
#63	gin-soaked blotter paper	15
#949	gingerbread bugbear	23
#525	gingerbread horror	11
#608	gingerbread house	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#36	glacial clock	3
#57	glass of baboon milk	64
#158	glass of goat's milk	93
#225	glob of green slime	3
#108	globe of Deep Sauce	1
#78	goblin autoblowgun	6
#83	goblin hunting spear	6
#41	gold crown	47
#32	gold star	139
#272	gold wedding ring	28
#2538	golden ring	5
#75	good brain	819
#49	gr8ps	209
#60	grandfather watch	1
#402	grapefruit	12
#288	grapes	28
#47	graveyard snowglobe	3
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#54	green clay bead	241
#5	green cloth cap	32
#169	green pixel	452
#65	green pixel potion	21
#62	green smoke bomb	46
#178	grinning turtle	1
#216	grue egg	101
#181	guard turtle collar	4
#125	guard turtle shell	22
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#31	hamburger	127
#1934	hamethyst	2
#47	hammerus	1
#77	hand grenegg	3
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#365	handful of confetti	103
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#811	wolfman mask	5
#325	worthless gewgaw	15
#361	worthless knick-knack	17
#314	worthless trinket	12
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#109	wrench bracelet	33
#405	wumpus hair	2
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#181	yam candy	1
#279	yellow brick road	2
#95	yellow matter custard	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#2204	yo	1

Wow, that's 53,556 items total!

what items are this player missing?