| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #159 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #630 | BURT | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #57 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #165 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #172 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #225 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #8 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #21 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #254 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #373 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #67 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #394 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 12 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #82 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
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| #70 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
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| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
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| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
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| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
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| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
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| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
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| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
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| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
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| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
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| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
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| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
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| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
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| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
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| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
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| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
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| #204 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
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| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
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| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| #79 | comb jelly | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
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| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
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| #199 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
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| #49 | coney haunch | 1 |
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| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
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| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #75 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
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| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #68 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
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| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #268 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #140 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
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| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #22 | daddy shortlegs leg | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #134 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #47 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #101 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #134 | delicious swamp muck | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #59 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #207 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #88 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #108 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #94 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #132 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #535 | donated booze | 1 |
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| #526 | donated food | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #270 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #102 | droopy doll eye | 2 |
| #56 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #28 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
| #291 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
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| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
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| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
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| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
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| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #136 | eagle feather | 1 |
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| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
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| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
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| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #387 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
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| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #289 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
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| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #75 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #61 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #106 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
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| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
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| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
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| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
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| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
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| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
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| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
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| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
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| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #64 | finger cuffs | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #39 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #78 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #297 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #67 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #165 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #72 | fleetwood mac 'n' cheese | 1 |
| #46 | fleetwood macaroni | 1 |
| #258 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #271 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #163 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #32 | folder (KOLHS) | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
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| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #111 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #30 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #323 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #299 | freightcake | 1 |
| #127 | freshwater fishbone | 1 |
| #234 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
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| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
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| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
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| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
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| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #118 | funny bone | 1 |
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| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #59 | furry pill | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #65 | fusilli marrownarrow | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
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| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #34 | ghast iron ingot | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
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| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
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| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #28 | giant fishhook | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #109 | giant grain of protein powder | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
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| #193 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
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| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
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| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
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| #122 | ginger snaps | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
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| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
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| #236 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
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| #94 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #100 | glob of enchanted icing | 1 |
| #289 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #50 | glob of melted wax | 1 |
| #166 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #59 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
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| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
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| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin water | 1 |
| #207 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
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| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #118 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
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| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
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| #199 | green and red bean | 1 |
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| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #6 | grogtini | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #99 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
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| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #139 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #24 | haemolymphnode | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #250 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #105 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #99 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #66 | ham steak | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #92 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #55 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #33 | hardening cream | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #150 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #48 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #103 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #60 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
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| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #40 | huge mint leaf | 1 |
| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #57 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #75 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #15 | illicit fish sauce | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #207 | imp air | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #184 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #89 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #71 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
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| #55 | janitor sponge | 1 |
| #141 | jar full of wind | 1 |
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| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #80 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #79 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #153 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
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| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #34 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #22 | kilopede skull | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #248 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #195 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
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| #70 | leechknife | 1 |
| #110 | left bracket | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
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| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
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| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
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| #270 | library card | 1 |
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| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #51 | linguini immondizia bianco | 1 |
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| #54 | linoleum meat stack | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
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| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
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| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
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| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
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| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
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| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
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| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
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| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
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| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
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| #27 | melty plastic grenade | 1 |
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| #16 | mesquito proboscis | 1 |
| #85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
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| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
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| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
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| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #49 | moai toai | 1 |
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| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
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| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
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| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
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| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
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| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
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| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
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| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
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| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
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| #108 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #112 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #72 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #176 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
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| #83 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
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| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #154 | one pill | 1 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #52 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #179 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #169 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #19 | oyster sauce | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
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| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
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| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #102 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #122 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #15 | pearl diver's ring | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
| #61 | pencil kunai | 1 |
| #140 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #168 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #90 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #102 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #109 | pestopiary | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #150 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #196 | pill cup | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #110 | pink slime | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #22 | pixel bread | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #101 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #26 | pixel whiskey | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #39 | plaid bandage | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #28 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | plaid skirt | 1 |
| #109 | plaid swatch | 1 |
| #121 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #263 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #81 | plain snowcone | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #41 | pool shark hair oil | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #1511 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #139 | protein paste | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #125 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #105 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #168 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #59 | raw bread | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #110 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #189 | red button | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #92 | red shoe | 1 |
| #90 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #110 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #92 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
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| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
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| #95 | seared dino steak | 1 |
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| #388 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
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| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
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| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
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| #760 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #109 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
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| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
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| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
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| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
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| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
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| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
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| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
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| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
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| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #144 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #38 | space chowder | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #55 | space wine | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #56 | spagecialetti | 1 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
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| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #53 | special clip: squelchers | 1 |
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| #51 | special clip: wailers | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #76 | specialty ammo bandolier | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
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| #144 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
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| #26 | spider leg | 1 |
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| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
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| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
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| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #82 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
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| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #444 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #53 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
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| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
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| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #132 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #125 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #179 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #129 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #145 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #238 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #195 | stone wool | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #95 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #110 | succulent marrow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #115 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #53 | suggestive strozzapreti | 1 |
| #141 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #130 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #142 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #113 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #170 | sweet roll Alabama | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #141 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #103 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #163 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #96 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
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| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #119 | tea for one | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #282 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #155 | the funk | 1 |
| #70 | the most dangerous bait | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #181 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #116 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
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| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
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| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #144 | tiny dancer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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