| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #237 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #115 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #46 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #70 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #66 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #218 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1450 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #299 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #151 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #58 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #102 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #181 | Black Bodyâ„¢ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #117 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #118 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #111 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #82 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #73 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #79 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #166 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #432 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #215 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1368 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #226 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #445 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #289 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #26 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #207 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #255 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #161 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #285 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #390 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #171 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #120 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #83 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #248 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #69 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #180 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #187 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #726 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #67 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #680 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #99 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #108 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #692 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #43 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #212 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #397 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 12 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #90 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #44 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #67 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #183 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #173 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #141 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #76 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #137 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #110 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #157 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #66 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #78 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #288 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #529 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #81 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #781 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #136 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #174 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #74 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
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| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
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| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
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| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
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| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
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| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
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| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
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| #43 | cheesy eagle sauce | 1 |
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| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
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| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #578 | chloroform rag | 1 |
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| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
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| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
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| #398 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
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| #201 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #197 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
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| #140 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
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| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #75 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #741 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #226 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
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| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #70 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
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| #116 | cotton candy bale | 1 |
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| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
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| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #270 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #140 | crappy waiter disguise | 1 |
| #98 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #952 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
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| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #89 | creepy doll head | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #101 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #137 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #693 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #105 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #316 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #22 | daddy shortlegs leg | 1 |
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| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #134 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #29 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #99 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #102 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
| #181 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #183 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #246 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #134 | delicious swamp muck | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1266 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #438 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #767 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #60 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #206 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #88 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #109 | diluted makeup | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1098 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #95 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
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| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #133 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #538 | donated booze | 1 |
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| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #219 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #57 | drink chit | 1 |
| #20 | drippy truncheon | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #126 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #102 | droopy doll eye | 2 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #764 | drum machine | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #187 | drum of tommy ammo | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #517 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #137 | dull ninja crampons | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #28 | dusty bottle of blood | 1 |
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| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
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| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #137 | eagle feather | 1 |
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| #164 | ear poison | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #125 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
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| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
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| #266 | eggwater | 1 |
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| #389 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #82 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
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| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #291 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #80 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
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| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #76 | eraser nubbin | 1 |
| #240 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #297 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #49 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #64 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #112 | extra-flat panini | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #164 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #107 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #227 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #95 | fabric hardener | 1 |
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| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
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| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
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| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #780 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
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| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
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| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #306 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #126 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #65 | finger cuffs | 1 |
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| #77 | firebomb | 1 |
| #40 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
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| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
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| #79 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
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| #32 | folder (KOLHS) | 1 |
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| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
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| #38 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
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| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
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| #108 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
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| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #60 | glowing spore pod | 1 |
| #99 | gnatloaf | 1 |
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| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
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| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
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| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #200 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #77 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
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| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
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| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #100 | groupie spangles | 1 |
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| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
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| #196 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #140 | gunky chicken | 1 |
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| #24 | haemolymphnode | 1 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
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| #52 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #251 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #106 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #100 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #112 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| #375 | halfberd | 1 |
| #67 | ham steak | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
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| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #239 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #184 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
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| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
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| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #148 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #55 | hard spore pod | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #33 | hardening cream | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #151 | haunted battery | 1 |
| #84 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #110 | head mirror | 1 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
| #48 | heat-resistant necktie | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #226 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #518 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
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| #374 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | hep waders | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #104 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #60 | high-temperature mining mask | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
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| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
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| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
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| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1289 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
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| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
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| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
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| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
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| #1288 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
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| #198 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #313 | hushed puppy | 1 |
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| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #57 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
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| #1603 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1357 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
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| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
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| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #165 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
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| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
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| #81 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #82 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #66 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
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| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
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| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
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| #91 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
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| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
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| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
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| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #291 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #215 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
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| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
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| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #420 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #74 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #177 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #530 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
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| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
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| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #154 | one pill | 1 |
| #46 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #78 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #214 | open sauce | 1 |
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| #233 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #226 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #170 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #392 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #205 | overcookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
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| #102 | paisley spore pod | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
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| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
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| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #84 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #250 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
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| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | pec oil | 1 |
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| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #169 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #146 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #103 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #149 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #473 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
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| #109 | pestopiary | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #172 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #225 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
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| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
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| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #195 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #110 | pink slime | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
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| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #593 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #22 | pixel bread | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #227 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #102 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #27 | pixel whiskey | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #39 | plaid bandage | 1 |
| #134 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #28 | plaid pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | plaid skirt | 1 |
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| #121 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #264 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #81 | plain snowcone | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #215 | plum wine | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
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| #76 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #451 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #41 | pool shark hair oil | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #187 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
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| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
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| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
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| #114 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #854 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #156 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #1515 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #302 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #148 | programmable turtle | 1 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #140 | protein paste | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
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| #130 | pumpkin juice | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #1102 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #127 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #125 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #81 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #126 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #103 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #844 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #99 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
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| #271 | raisin | 1 |
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| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #60 | raw bread | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #111 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
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| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #190 | red button | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
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| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
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| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
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| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
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| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #113 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #181 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
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| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #30 | robin flan | 1 |
| #43 | robin nog | 1 |
| #50 | robin's egg | 1 |
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| #161 | robot grease | 1 |
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| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
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| #91 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
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| #534 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
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| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
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| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #19 | rutabuga bag | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
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| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
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| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
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| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #207 | salt wages | 1 |
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| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
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| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
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| #91 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
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| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
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| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #212 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
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| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
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| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #79 | sea grease | 1 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
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| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #121 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #302 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #96 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #389 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #51 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #97 | seegar butt | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #20 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #105 | sewer snake | 1 |
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| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #173 | sham champagne | 1 |
| #65 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #54 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #79 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #121 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #45 | shells a la shellfish | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
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| #362 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #265 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #101 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #129 | short calculator | 1 |
| #144 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #247 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #199 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #763 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #109 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #43 | simple AI | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
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| #160 | skate skin | 1 |
| #1412 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #243 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #237 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
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| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #67 | slime stack | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #429 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #156 | smirking shrunken head | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #149 | snailmail bits | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #65 | snake oil | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #80 | snow crab | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #237 | snowball | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #95 | sock garters | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #43 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #205 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #146 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #39 | space chowder | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #56 | space wine | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #56 | spagecialetti | 1 |
| #339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #329 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #54 | special clip: squelchers | 1 |
| #51 | special clip: tracers | 1 |
| #53 | special clip: wailers | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #76 | specialty ammo bandolier | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3793 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1064 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #26 | spider leg | 1 |
| #1158 | spider web | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #259 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #299 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #305 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #82 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #230 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #443 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1063 | spring | 1 |
| #1056 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #220 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #54 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #1000 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #138 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #132 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #376 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #126 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #180 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #129 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #147 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #426 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #238 | stolen sushi | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #195 | stone wool | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #889 | strawberry | 1 |
| #699 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #97 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #239 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #554 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #111 | succulent marrow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #118 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #54 | suggestive strozzapreti | 1 |
| #141 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #1226 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #130 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #177 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #142 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #113 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #74 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #116 | swamp lolly | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #901 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #170 | sweet roll Alabama | 1 |
| #685 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #142 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #812 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #191 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #1211 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #226 | tangarita | 1 |
| #308 | tangerine | 1 |
| #103 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #164 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #96 | tarnished tastevin | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #120 | tea for one | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #261 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #283 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #156 | the funk | 1 |
| #71 | the most dangerous bait | 1 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #181 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #537 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #117 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #294 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #181 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #122 | throwing fork | 1 |
| #125 | throwing knife | 1 |
| #122 | throwing spoon | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #422 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #192 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #145 | tiny dancer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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