Museum :: Fearium

Fearium

Rank	Item	Quantity
#490	"DRINK ME" potion	7
#298	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#344	1-ball	15
#341	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	23
#284	2-ball	17
#124	25-meat staff	1
#249	3-ball	22
#438	30669 scroll	16
#602	33398 scroll	15
#285	334 scroll	21
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#377	4-ball	12
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#276	5-ball	18
#338	6-ball	14
#61	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	92
#267	7-ball	22
#50	7-inch discus	1
#344	8-ball	79
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#345	ASCII shirt	5
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#66	Accordion of Jordion	2
#135	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#227	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#228	Alice's Army Coward	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#221	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#259	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#263	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#252	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#411	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#141	Ambitious Turkey	1
#43	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1272	Amulet of Yendor	3
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#664	Angry Farmer candy	95
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#119	Atomic Pop	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#100	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	8
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#13	BGE tiny plastic toy	41
#53	BOOterfinger	5
#75	BRAINS shorts	18
#499	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#98	BURT	305
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#154	Barney's rake	1
#1170	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#67	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	38
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#119	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#127	Ben-Gal™ Balm	13
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#65	Big Punk	4
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#207	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#42	Black Body™ spray	15
#193	Black No. 2	46
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#423	Blatantly Canadian	4
#232	Blood Light	18
#50	Blue Diamond of Honesty	10
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#133	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#1919	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#11	Bonestabber	9
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#91	Boris's key lime	8
#305	Boris's key lime pie	2
#103	Boris's ring	13
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#1988	Boss Bat britches	3
#116	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#28	CRIMBCO lanyard	32
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#288	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#102	CSA all-purpose soap	17
#165	CSA bravery badge	2
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#166	CSA obedience grenade	5
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#63	Candy Alexander	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#164	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	22
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#97	Cold Hots candy	196
#114	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#149	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#247	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#624	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#409	Crimbo Credit	6
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#211	Crimbot battery	3
#17	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	643
#51	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	9
#24	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	28
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#22	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	23
#22	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	28
#36	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	14
#26	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	22
#24	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	22
#56	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	9
#13	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	70
#21	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	44
#30	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	19
#13	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,198
#32	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	19
#31	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	21
#12	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,030
#28	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	82
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#29	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	23
#15	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	812
#26	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	20
#15	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	52
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#20	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	134
#22	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	325
#13	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	245
#14	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	814
#13	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	47
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#30	Crimboween memo	196
#999	Crown of the Goblin King	24
#101	D roll	134
#140	Daffy Taffy	251
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#249	Disco Banjo	2
#142	Divine	6
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#265	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#597	Drowsy Sword	30
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1510	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#794	Dyspepsi-Cola	66
#772	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#573	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#85	Eau de Guaneau	7
#49	Ecto-Cooler	19
#174	Effermint™ tablets	10
#254	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#214	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#210	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	15
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#127	Elmley shades	9
#478	Ent cider	13
#157	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#51	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#482	FDKOL commendation	293
#306	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#252	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#641	Feynman gate	14
#117	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#10	Flaming Knob	19
#87	Frat Army FGF	95
#180	Friendliness Beverage	27
#105	Frogade	5
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#135	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#53	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#111	GOTO	6
#149	Gaia beads	29
#253	Game Grid ticket	3
#109	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	17
#197	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#253	Genalen™ Bottle	8
#32	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#20	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	10
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#226	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#391	Gnollish pie tin	7
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#221	Gnollish toolbox	24
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#844	Go-Wassail	7
#10	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	139
#47	Gordon Bennett	21
#135	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#341	Green Clover of Justice	6
#125	Green Manalishi	6
#288	Gummi-DNA	2
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#16	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	316
#250	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#190	Hippy Army MPE	45
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#172	Hollandaise helmet	47
#159	Iiti Kitty phone charm	22
#399	Imp Ale	446
#208	Inndya trading card	1
#862	Instant Karma	3
#1197	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#92	Jarlsberg's key lime	7
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#177	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#69	Junk-Bond	2
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#112	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	6
#203	Knob Goblin elite helm	29
#252	Knob Goblin elite pants	24
#262	Knob Goblin elite polearm	20
#249	Knob Goblin elite shirt	33
#148	Knob Goblin eyedrops	3
#164	Knob Goblin firecracker	149
#160	Knob Goblin harem pants	35
#160	Knob Goblin harem veil	33
#456	Knob Goblin love potion	19
#374	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#247	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#230	Knob Goblin pants	67
#169	Knob Goblin perfume	21
#71	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	37
#223	Knob Goblin scimitar	67
#310	Knob Goblin seltzer	48
#395	Knob Goblin spatula	12
#441	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#302	Knob Goblin superseltzer	20
#252	Knob Goblin tongs	71
#122	Knob Goblin visor	74
#71	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	4
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#11	Knob lo mein	145
#189	Knob nuts	2
#99	Knob pasty	6
#569	Knob sausage	2
#192	Knob stroganoff	1
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#73	Knoll lo mein	3
#394	Knoll mushroom	24
#7	Lazybones™ recliner	3
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#140	Lockenstock™ sandals	34
#880	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#722	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#68	MSG	19
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1013	Mad Train wine	27
#152	Mae West	8
#44	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	178
#400	Manetwich	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#124	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#132	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#28	Mark of the Zombie	9
#225	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#222	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#372	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
#21	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	5
#202	Meat detector	3
#91	Meat maid	2
#431	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
#253	Meleegra™ pills	43
#68	Mer-kin begsign	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#55	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#108	Mer-kin takebag	4
#246	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	6
#164	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	24
#608	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	34
#753	Microplushie: Bropane	5
#698	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#746	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#995	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#914	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#949	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#124	Milk Studs	77
#390	Misty Cape	1
#392	Misty Cloak	1
#1205	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
#303	Mohawk wig	35
#180	Mon Tiki	8
#73	Monstar energy beverage	187
#22	Moonds	28
#10	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	79
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#339	Mountain Stream soda	65
#249	Mr. Mediocrebar	219
#157	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#78	Necbro wafers	10
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#190	Neuromancer	3
#242	New Zealand iced tea	23
#350	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#213	Nuclear Blastball	2
#31	O'RLY manual	102
#109	Oil of Parrrlay	32
#107	Okee-Dokee soda	2
#183	Orcish baseball cap	24
#146	Orcish cargo shorts	26
#148	Orcish frat-paddle	27
#82	Orcish meat locker	7
#128	PADL Phone	129
#18	PB&BP	18
#135	PEEZ dispenser	79
#90	Pain Dip	4
#214	Penultimate Fantasy chest	136
#105	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	15
#125	Pine-Fresh air freshener	30
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#259	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	6
#194	Polka Pop	1
#141	Polysniff Perfume	2
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#39	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	4
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#96	Rad Lib	1
#463	Ram's Face Lager	34
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#138	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#370	Red Pill	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#633	Rock Pops	83
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#216	SPF 451 lip balm	11
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#91	Saturday Night Special	3
#981	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#117	Senior Mints	133
#91	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#367	Silver Bullet beer	5
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#12	Skullhead's Screw	239
#390	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#137	Smart Bone Dust	1
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#78	Sneaky Pete's key lime	10
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#149	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#166	Space Tours Tripple	4
#449	Spam Witch sammich	63
#579	Spooky Surprise Egg	12
#122	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	9
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#63	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#402	Steal This Candy	4
#80	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#72	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#46	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	3
#43	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	4
#40	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	6
#60	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	2
#53	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	2
#86	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#666	Sugar Cog	1
#7	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	31
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#139	Swabbie™ swab	34
#228	Swizzler	20
#211	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#151	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#341	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	40
#391	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	32
#7	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	35
#354	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	39
#608	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	69
#246	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	14
#389	The Cooler Out of Space	4
#214	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#35	The Joy of Wassailing	44
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#199	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#1570	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1203	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#1930	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1151	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#158	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	36
#214	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	6
#213	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	6
#168	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	16
#208	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	7
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#510	Trollhouse cookies	52
#461	Tuesday's ruby	3
#400	Typical Tavern swill	9
#143	UV monocular	1
#52	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#851	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#367	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	34
#269	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#80	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#236	WA	1
#232	Wand of Nagamar	25
#606	Warm Subject gift certificate	34
#132	Wax Flask	2
#141	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	24
#114	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	3
#247	White Citadel burger	9
#125	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#154	Wint-O-Fresh mint	122
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#232	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#133	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#243	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#762	Yummy Tummy bean	242
#23	Z-Bone steak	118
#259	Ze™ goggles	2
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#320	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#170	a butt tuba	7
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#333	abandoned candy	1
#135	abominable blubber	7
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#258	accidental cider	5
#430	acid-squirting flower	7
#150	acoustic guitarrr	29
#147	adder	5
#434	adder bladder	11
#183	agua de vida	11
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#107	alien force field disruptor bean	6
#182	all-purpose cleaner	53
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#125	amber aviator shades	1
#17	ammonite fossil	342
#108	amok putter	1
#411	amulet of extreme plot significance	31
#247	ancient Magi-Wipes	26
#22	ancient calendar	2
#33	ancient calendar fragment	8
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#55	ancient poisoned dart	98
#126	ancient protein powder	64
#235	ancient spice	10
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#371	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
#109	anemone nematocyst	2
#40	ankleweights	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#681	annoying pitchfork	3
#140	ant agonist	25
#252	ant pick	1
#250	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#98	anti-anti-antidote	95
#603	anticheese	5
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#473	antique greaves	9
#458	antique hand mirror	4
#387	antique helmet	14
#212	antique machete	1
#294	antique packet of ketchup	4
#608	antique record album	3
#448	antique shield	10
#438	antique spear	11
#110	armgun	41
#553	arrrgyle socks	3
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#76	asbestos apron	16
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#71	asbestos meat stack	1
#142	asbestos ore	67
#387	asbestos staff	1
#150	asbestos sword	5
#377	asparagus knife	16
#99	asparagus lo mein	2
#468	asshat	2
#21	astronaut pants	282
#106	attorney's badge	9
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#757	awful poetry journal	64
#237	bätzle	3
#1841	baby killer bee	1
#110	backwoods screwdriver	13
#2041	baconstone	2
#239	baconstone bracelet	2
#186	baconstone earring	1
#67	baconstone pendant	5
#122	baconstone ring	2
#3279	badass belt	13
#110	badge of authority	2
#375	bag of Cheat-Os	21
#211	bag of GORF	1
#220	bag of GORP	1
#158	bag of W&Ws	69
#213	bag of bones	7
#504	bag of lard	2
#140	bag of pygmy blood	2
#139	baggie of powdered sugar	216
#429	balaclava	1
#319	balaclava baklava	8
#45	ball	151
#305	balloon helmet	1
#116	balloon sword	4
#120	ballroom blintz	68
#651	banana	5
#73	banana cream pie	10
#389	banana smoothie	1
#116	bananagate	55
#78	banjo kazoo mount	2
#347	bar skin	31
#122	bar whip	1
#424	barbed-wire fence	10
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#619	barrrnacle	23
#73	barskin buckler	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#185	barskin tent	1
#73	bartender-in-the-box	5
#233	baseball	27
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#261	bat guano	56
#230	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#179	bat wing	101
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#95	bat wing stir-fry	3
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#165	batblade	26
#245	batgut	131
#381	bath ball gift set	13
#341	battered Crimbo Crate	34
#225	battered hubcap	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#523	beach glass bead	3
#58	beastly paste	3
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#129	beer bomb	368
#88	beer bong	63
#131	beer cartilage	2
#88	beer helmet	109
#375	beer lens	5
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#102	beer-scented teddy bear	9
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#602	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#80	bejeweled pledge pin	127
#5	belemnite fossil	909
#242	bellhop bell	1
#69	bent scrap metal	11
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#255	yohohoyo	10
#142	zombie hollandaise	4

what items are this player missing?