Museum :: Fearium

Fearium

Rank	Item	Quantity
#489	"DRINK ME" potion	7
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#347	1-ball	15
#341	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	23
#287	2-ball	17
#124	25-meat staff	1
#253	3-ball	22
#438	30669 scroll	16
#603	33398 scroll	15
#286	334 scroll	21
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#380	4-ball	12
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#279	5-ball	18
#342	6-ball	14
#61	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	92
#270	7-ball	22
#50	7-inch discus	1
#347	8-ball	79
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1272	Amulet of Yendor	3
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#663	Angry Farmer candy	95
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#120	Atomic Pop	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#100	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	8
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#13	BGE tiny plastic toy	41
#55	BOOterfinger	5
#75	BRAINS shorts	18
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#97	BURT	305
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#68	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	38
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#121	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#127	Ben-Gal™ Balm	13
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#66	Big Punk	4
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#43	Black Body™ spray	15
#193	Black No. 2	46
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#233	Blood Light	18
#51	Blue Diamond of Honesty	10
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#11	Bonestabber	9
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#93	Boris's key lime	8
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#103	Boris's ring	13
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#100	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#28	CRIMBCO lanyard	32
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#102	CSA all-purpose soap	17
#164	CSA bravery badge	2
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#166	CSA obedience grenade	5
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#165	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	22
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#98	Cold Hots candy	196
#115	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#409	Crimbo Credit	6
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#210	Crimbot battery	3
#16	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	643
#50	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	9
#23	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	28
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#22	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	23
#22	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	28
#36	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	14
#25	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	22
#24	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	22
#55	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	9
#13	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	70
#21	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	44
#29	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	19
#13	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,198
#31	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	19
#31	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	21
#12	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,030
#28	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	82
#179	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#29	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	23
#14	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	812
#26	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	20
#14	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	52
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#19	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	134
#21	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	325
#12	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	245
#13	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	814
#12	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	47
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#30	Crimboween memo	196
#1003	Crown of the Goblin King	24
#102	D roll	134
#142	Daffy Taffy	251
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#143	Divine	6
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#268	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	2
#596	Drowsy Sword	30
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#793	Dyspepsi-Cola	66
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#574	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#50	Ecto-Cooler	19
#175	Effermint™ tablets	10
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#211	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	15
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#128	Elmley shades	9
#478	Ent cider	13
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#481	FDKOL commendation	293
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#639	Feynman gate	14
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#10	Flaming Knob	19
#87	Frat Army FGF	95
#182	Friendliness Beverage	27
#105	Frogade	5
#24	Frown Exerciser	2
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#53	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	7
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#112	GOTO	6
#149	Gaia beads	29
#256	Game Grid ticket	3
#110	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	17
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#254	Genalen™ Bottle	8
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#20	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	10
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#390	Gnollish pie tin	7
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#220	Gnollish toolbox	24
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#846	Go-Wassail	7
#11	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	139
#48	Gordon Bennett	21
#136	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#127	Green Manalishi	6
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#15	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	316
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#190	Hippy Army MPE	45
#97	Holiday Fun!	2
#175	Hollandaise helmet	47
#159	Iiti Kitty phone charm	22
#402	Imp Ale	446
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#873	Instant Karma	3
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#93	Jarlsberg's key lime	7
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#112	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	6
#204	Knob Goblin elite helm	29
#252	Knob Goblin elite pants	24
#262	Knob Goblin elite polearm	20
#250	Knob Goblin elite shirt	33
#148	Knob Goblin eyedrops	3
#165	Knob Goblin firecracker	149
#161	Knob Goblin harem pants	35
#162	Knob Goblin harem veil	33
#458	Knob Goblin love potion	19
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#250	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#230	Knob Goblin pants	67
#170	Knob Goblin perfume	21
#71	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	37
#223	Knob Goblin scimitar	67
#311	Knob Goblin seltzer	48
#397	Knob Goblin spatula	12
#443	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#303	Knob Goblin superseltzer	20
#252	Knob Goblin tongs	71
#128	Knob Goblin visor	74
#71	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	4
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#11	Knob lo mein	145
#191	Knob nuts	2
#100	Knob pasty	6
#569	Knob sausage	2
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#74	Knoll lo mein	3
#394	Knoll mushroom	24
#7	Lazybones™ recliner	3
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#140	Lockenstock™ sandals	34
#883	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	30
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#67	MSG	19
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1014	Mad Train wine	27
#155	Mae West	8
#44	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	178
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#28	Mark of the Zombie	9
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#375	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
#21	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	5
#202	Meat detector	3
#92	Meat maid	2
#429	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	9
#253	Meleegra™ pills	43
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#107	Mer-kin takebag	4
#247	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	6
#164	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	24
#609	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	34
#755	Microplushie: Bropane	5
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#124	Milk Studs	77
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#1206	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
#306	Mohawk wig	35
#182	Mon Tiki	8
#73	Monstar energy beverage	187
#22	Moonds	28
#10	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	79
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#339	Mountain Stream soda	65
#249	Mr. Mediocrebar	219
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#169	Nardz energy beverage	4
#76	Necbro wafers	10
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#192	Neuromancer	3
#245	New Zealand iced tea	23
#356	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#212	Nuclear Blastball	2
#31	O'RLY manual	102
#110	Oil of Parrrlay	32
#107	Okee-Dokee soda	2
#184	Orcish baseball cap	24
#146	Orcish cargo shorts	26
#148	Orcish frat-paddle	27
#81	Orcish meat locker	7
#129	PADL Phone	129
#18	PB&BP	18
#134	PEEZ dispenser	79
#91	Pain Dip	4
#214	Penultimate Fantasy chest	136
#107	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	15
#127	Pine-Fresh air freshener	30
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#259	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	6
#193	Polka Pop	1
#142	Polysniff Perfume	2
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#39	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	4
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#97	Rad Lib	1
#465	Ram's Face Lager	34
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#140	Red Army camouflage kit	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#635	Rock Pops	83
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#217	SPF 451 lip balm	11
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#92	Saturday Night Special	3
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#119	Senior Mints	133
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#369	Silver Bullet beer	5
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#12	Skullhead's Screw	239
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#138	Smart Bone Dust	1
#176	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
#78	Sneaky Pete's key lime	10
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#169	Space Tours Tripple	4
#449	Spam Witch sammich	63
#579	Spooky Surprise Egg	12
#122	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	9
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#403	Steal This Candy	4
#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#48	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	3
#45	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	4
#43	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	6
#62	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	2
#54	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	2
#87	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#6	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	31
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#139	Swabbie™ swab	34
#228	Swizzler	20
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#152	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#341	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	40
#391	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	32
#7	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	35
#354	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	39
#609	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	69
#246	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	14
#390	The Cooler Out of Space	4
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#35	The Joy of Wassailing	44
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#198	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	2
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1221	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#1951	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#158	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	36
#215	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	6
#214	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	6
#168	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	16
#209	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	7
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#510	Trollhouse cookies	52
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#401	Typical Tavern swill	9
#143	UV monocular	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#365	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	34
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#237	WA	1
#232	Wand of Nagamar	25
#607	Warm Subject gift certificate	34
#134	Wax Flask	2
#143	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	24
#115	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	3
#248	White Citadel burger	9
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#155	Wint-O-Fresh mint	122
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#233	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#134	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
#245	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#762	Yummy Tummy bean	242
#22	Z-Bone steak	118
#260	Ze™ goggles	2
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#172	a butt tuba	7
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#136	abominable blubber	7
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#260	accidental cider	5
#432	acid-squirting flower	7
#150	acoustic guitarrr	29
#148	adder	5
#434	adder bladder	11
#183	agua de vida	11
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#107	alien force field disruptor bean	6
#181	all-purpose cleaner	53
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#17	ammonite fossil	342
#109	amok putter	1
#412	amulet of extreme plot significance	31
#248	ancient Magi-Wipes	26
#23	ancient calendar	2
#33	ancient calendar fragment	8
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#56	ancient poisoned dart	98
#127	ancient protein powder	64
#235	ancient spice	10
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#372	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
#112	anemone nematocyst	2
#40	ankleweights	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#851	anniversary gift box	5
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#140	ant agonist	25
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#98	anti-anti-antidote	95
#602	anticheese	5
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#474	antique greaves	9
#458	antique hand mirror	4
#389	antique helmet	14
#212	antique machete	1
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#609	antique record album	3
#448	antique shield	10
#440	antique spear	11
#110	armgun	41
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#77	asbestos apron	16
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#142	asbestos ore	67
#387	asbestos staff	1
#150	asbestos sword	5
#378	asparagus knife	16
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#469	asshat	2
#21	astronaut pants	282
#106	attorney's badge	9
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#756	awful poetry journal	64
#238	bätzle	3
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#111	backwoods screwdriver	13
#2045	baconstone	2
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#67	baconstone pendant	5
#122	baconstone ring	2
#3275	badass belt	13
#110	badge of authority	2
#375	bag of Cheat-Os	21
#212	bag of GORF	1
#222	bag of GORP	1
#157	bag of W&Ws	69
#215	bag of bones	7
#504	bag of lard	2
#140	bag of pygmy blood	2
#140	baggie of powdered sugar	216
#430	balaclava	1
#320	balaclava baklava	8
#45	ball	151
#305	balloon helmet	1
#118	balloon sword	4
#120	ballroom blintz	68
#652	banana	5
#73	banana cream pie	10
#389	banana smoothie	1
#116	bananagate	55
#79	banjo kazoo mount	2
#346	bar skin	31
#122	bar whip	1
#426	barbed-wire fence	10
#240	bargain flash powder	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#620	barrrnacle	23
#73	barskin buckler	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#186	barskin tent	1
#74	bartender-in-the-box	5
#234	baseball	27
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#262	bat guano	56
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#180	bat wing	101
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#96	bat wing stir-fry	3
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#166	batblade	26
#245	batgut	131
#382	bath ball gift set	13
#342	battered Crimbo Crate	34
#227	battered hubcap	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#525	beach glass bead	3
#59	beastly paste	3
#63	beaten-up Chucks	8
#131	beer bomb	368
#88	beer bong	63
#131	beer cartilage	2
#89	beer helmet	109
#377	beer lens	5
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#101	beer-scented teddy bear	9
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#602	bejeweled cufflinks	5
#80	bejeweled pledge pin	127
#5	belemnite fossil	909
#242	bellhop bell	1
#70	bent scrap metal	11
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#255	yohohoyo	10
#142	zombie hollandaise	4

Wow, that's 139,516 items total!

what items are this player missing?