| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #1743 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1095 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 31 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| 🥉 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6,874 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 2 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #78 | Swizzler | 217 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #7 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 25 |
| #6 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 25 |
| #22 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #17 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #25 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #297 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 11 |
| #40 | anniversary balloon | 55 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1327 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #354 | begpwnia | 2 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of vodka | 12,888 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #520 | box of sunshine | 645 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1336 | chaos butterfly | 10 |
| #322 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #122 | cob of corn | 5 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #155 | corn holder | 10 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #40 | cursed piece of thirteen | 24 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #25 | displaced fish | 1,384 |
| #849 | dry noodles | 10 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #70 | exotic orchid | 3 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #732 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #21 | frozen mushroom | 528 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #22 | gloomy black mushroom | 472 |
| #221 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 2 |
| #658 | gr8ps | 2 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #208 | green snowcone | 100 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #320 | half-orchid | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #656 | herbs | 9 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #346 | lesser grodulated violet | 3 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #290 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| 🥇 | old coin purse | 47,277 |
| #724 | olive | 2 |
| #19 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #30 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #16 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #26 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #18 | onyx rook | 2 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #187 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #278 | piece of wedding cake | 26 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1169 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #191 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 2 |
| #297 | pretty bouquet | 7 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #100 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #151 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #107 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #297 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #151 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 100 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #171 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 10 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #379 | tin magnolia | 2 |
| #310 | tires | 24 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #7 | vodka and cranberry | 1,039 |
| #837 | wad of dough | 10 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #781 | white lightning | 5 |
| #351 | white picket fence | 10 |
| #764 | white pixel | 10 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #690 | white sword | 2 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |