| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1095 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 31 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #4 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6,874 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #77 | Swizzler | 217 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #6 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 25 |
| #6 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 25 |
| #21 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #28 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #19 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
| #28 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #25 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #297 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 11 |
| #40 | anniversary balloon | 55 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #353 | begpwnia | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #16 | bottle of vodka | 12,888 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #518 | box of sunshine | 645 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1334 | chaos butterfly | 10 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #121 | cob of corn | 5 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #154 | corn holder | 10 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #40 | cursed piece of thirteen | 24 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #24 | displaced fish | 1,384 |
| #841 | dry noodles | 10 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #70 | exotic orchid | 3 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #21 | frozen mushroom | 528 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #22 | gloomy black mushroom | 472 |
| #221 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 2 |
| #656 | gr8ps | 2 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #210 | green snowcone | 100 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #319 | half-orchid | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #655 | herbs | 9 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #345 | lesser grodulated violet | 3 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| 🥇 | old coin purse | 47,277 |
| #721 | olive | 2 |
| #18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #27 | onyx king | 1 |
| #28 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #17 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #28 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #19 | onyx rook | 2 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #278 | piece of wedding cake | 26 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #190 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 2 |
| #295 | pretty bouquet | 7 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #150 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #295 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #151 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 100 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #171 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 10 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #378 | tin magnolia | 2 |
| #310 | tires | 24 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #7 | vodka and cranberry | 1,039 |
| #839 | wad of dough | 10 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #781 | white lightning | 5 |
| #353 | white picket fence | 10 |
| #760 | white pixel | 10 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #691 | white sword | 2 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |