Museum :: Betty Page

Betty Page

Rank	Item	Quantity
#440	"DRINK ME" potion	11
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#111	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	111
#387	2-ball	11
#124	25-meat staff	1
#409	3-ball	11
#99	30669 scroll	111
#193	33398 scroll	111
#419	334 scroll	11
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#174	4-dimensional guitar	11
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#401	5-ball	11
#400	6-ball	11
#262	64067 scroll	1
#118	668 scroll	11
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#414	7-ball	11
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1053	8-ball	11
#626	9-ball	1
#75	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	11
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#16	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	8
#23	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	5
#196	ASCII shirt	11
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#204	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#584	Angry Farmer candy	111
#118	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	11
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#438	BGE merchandise order form	9
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#54	Ben-Gal™ Balm	111
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#377	Black No. 2	11
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#127	Boris's ring	11
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#479	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	11
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
#111	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#140	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#47	CRIMBCO lanyard	11
#138	CRIMBCO mug	111
#19	CRIMBCO scrip	11,111
#50	CRIMBCO wine	111
#54	CRIMBCOIDS mints	31
#64	CRIMBCOLOAF	26
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#78	Coily™	1
#436	Cold Hots candy	11
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#9	Crimbough	5
#682	Crimboween memo	16
#754	Crimbuck	1,111
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#343	Crown of the Goblin King	69
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#40	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	11
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#502	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	12
#121	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#125	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	111
#82	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	11
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#545	Dyspepsi-Cola	111
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	11
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#80	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	11
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#260	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#517	Ent cider	11
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#484	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	11
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#756	Feynman gate	11
#257	Frat Army FGF	11
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#369	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#255	Gaia beads	11
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#33	Gnollish autoplunger	11
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#186	Gnollish pie server	11
#298	Gnollish pie tin	11
#249	Gnollish plunger	11
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#326	Hippy Army MPE	11
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#249	Iiti Kitty phone charm	11
#793	Imp Ale	111
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#202	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#405	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#394	Knob Goblin elite polearm	11
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#710	Knob Goblin firecracker	11
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#331	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#144	Knob Goblin love potion	111
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#219	Knob Goblin melon baller	11
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#566	Knob Goblin pants	11
#275	Knob Goblin perfume	11
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#43	Knob Goblin seltzer	1,111
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#505	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#86	Knob Goblin superseltzer	111
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#411	Knob Goblin visor	11
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#330	Knob sausage	11
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#549	Knoll mushroom	11
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#236	Lockenstock™ sandals	11
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#506	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	11
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#496	M-242	11
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#85	Manetwich	11
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#256	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	11
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#93	Meleegra™ pills	111
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#344	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	11
#101	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,111
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#498	Mohawk wig	11
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#114	Monstar energy beverage	111
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#636	Mountain Stream soda	11
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#125	NG	11
#91	Nardz energy beverage	11
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#306	Now and Earlier	11
#209	Oil of Parrrlay	11
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#267	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	5
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#290	Orcish baseball cap	11
#261	Orcish cargo shorts	11
#258	Orcish frat-paddle	11
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#382	PADL Phone	11
#29	PVC staff	1
#52	Pain Dip	11
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#136	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	11
#114	Piddles	12
#284	Pine-Fresh air freshener	11
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#90	Polka Pop	11
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#113	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	11
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#634	Ram's Face Lager	11
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#126	Regular Cloaca Cola	11
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#481	Rock Pops	111
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#217	SPF 451 lip balm	11
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#323	Schrödinger's thermos	66
#436	Senior Mints	11
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#118	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	11
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#245	Snow Queen Crown	11
#325	Spam Witch sammich	111
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#160	Spooky Surprise Egg	111
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#26	Sugar Cog	111
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#335	Supernova Champagne	11
#250	Swabbie™ swab	11
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1256	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	11
#34	The Art of Slapfighting	27
#108	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#298	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	11
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#271	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#838	Trollhouse cookies	11
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#219	Tuesday's ruby	11
#364	Typical Tavern swill	11
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#94	Uncle Romulus	11
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#441	Wand of Nagamar	11
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#418	Warm Subject gift certificate	111
#165	Wax Flask	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#802	Wint-O-Fresh mint	11
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#142	Wolfman Nardz	11
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2453	Yummy Tummy bean	11
#76	Zim Merman's guitar	11
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#503	accidental cider	1
#311	acid-squirting flower	11
#330	acoustic guitarrr	11
#132	adder bladder	111
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#356	all-purpose cleaner	11
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#157	alphabet gum	11
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#20	amphibious tophat	1
#148	amulet of extreme plot significance	111
#353	ancient Magi-Wipes	11
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#92	ancient protein powder	111
#213	ancient spice	11
#123	ancient stone fist	11
#97	ancient stone head	11
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#507	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
#297	ancient vinyl coin purse	11
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#264	ant agonist	11
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#77	anti-anti-antidote	111
#417	anticheese	11
#130	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	11
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#62	antique bottle opener	11
#100	antique greaves	111
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#424	antique helmet	11
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#59	antique pair of blue jeans	11
#242	antique record album	11
#103	antique shield	111
#57	antique souvenir drawing	11
#105	antique spear	111
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#230	armgun	11
#486	around the world	1
#246	arrowgram	1
#238	arrrgyle socks	11
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#117	asbestos apron	11
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#501	asbestos ore	11
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#455	asparagus knife	11
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#451	aspirin	2
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#658	astronaut pants	11
#318	atomic vector plotter	11
#115	attention spanner	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#597	awful poetry journal	111
#358	bätzle	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#766	baby killer bee	11
#183	babycakes	1
#170	bacon bath ball	6
#709	baconstone	11
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#105	badass pie	1
#133	badger badge	1
#492	bag of Cheat-Os	11
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#66	bag of bones	11
#753	bag of lard	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#1215	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#549	ball	11
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#281	ballroom blintz	11
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#44	banana peel	111
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#968	bananagate	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#592	bar skin	11
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#955	barrrnacle	11
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#369	baseball	11
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#533	bat guano	11
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#578	bat wing	11
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#110	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	11
#269	batblade	11
#276	batgut	111
#14	bath ball gift set	111
#691	battered Crimbo Crate	12
#62	battered hubcap	11
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#198	bazookafish bubble gum	11
#49	beach ball marble	1
#320	beach glass bead	11
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#34	beaten-up Chucks	11
#116	beautiful soup	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#21	beer bomb	2,111
#227	beer bong	11
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#308	beer helmet	11
#725	beer lens	1
#23	beer-a-pult	11
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#330	bejeweled pledge pin	11
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#285	bi-lateral logic compressor	11
#80	big bad voodoo mask	11
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#457	big red clown nose	11
#146	big rock	11
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#59	big stick	11
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#524	bilge wine	11
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#159	bird rib	11
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#74	bishop cookie	1
#376	bit of clingfilm	11
#288	bit-o-cactus	11
#60	bitter pill	1
#215	black & tan	11
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#89	black belt	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#272	black forest cake	11
#207	black forest ham	11
#222	black greaves	11
#227	black helmet	11
#390	black kettle drum	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#305	black pension check	11
#214	black pepper	11
#461	black picnic basket	1
#701	black pixel	11
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#452	black polka-dot oyster egg	11
#235	black pudding	11
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#227	black shield	11
#385	black snake skin	11
#813	black snowcone	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#241	black sword	11
#68	black velvet box	11
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#49	blackberry	1,111
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#115	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	42
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#621	bloody mary	1
#575	blue class ring	3
#303	blue paisley oyster egg	11
#465	blue pixel	111
#126	blue pixel potion	11
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#433	blue plastic oyster egg	11
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#123	blue shell	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#36	bone and arrows	1
#41	bone aperitif	11
#19	bone chips	2,111
#213	bone collar	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#429	bone flute	1
#40	bone meal	11
#197	bone rattle	11
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#395	booty chest charrrm	11
#19	booty chest charrrm bracelet	11
#122	borg sock monkey	17
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#10	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#74	bottle of Mystic Shell	11
#127	bottle of Ooze-O	11
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#146	bottle of Pinot Renoir	11
#95	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	11
#269	bottle of alcohol	11
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#22	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
#733	bottle of gin	11
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#85	bottle of pirate juice	9
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#1017	bottle of rum	11
#344	bottle of sake	1
#388	bottle of sewage schnapps	11
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#683	bottle of vodka	11
#908	bottle of whiskey	11
#246	bottle opener belt buckle	11
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#320	boulder	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#684	bowl of cottage cheese	11
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#73	bowl of lucky charms	11
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#605	box	11
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#230	box turtle	1
#17	box-in-the-box	11
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#254	boxed wine	111
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#55	brainy skull	11
#92	brand new key	1
#29	brass crank handle	1
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#230	breath mint	1
#2708	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#364	briefcase	11
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#70	broken BRICKO brick	1
#26	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#709	broken skull	11
#273	broken sword	11
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#213	bronzed locust	11
#247	brown crock marble	1
#161	brown pixel	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#38	bubbly potion	457
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#171	bucket of honey	11
#249	buckler buckle	1
#293	buckyball	17
#108	buffalo blade	1
#52	bug paste	1
#448	bugbear beanie	11
#433	bugbear bungguard	11
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#300	bullet-proof corduroys	11
#590	bum cheek	11
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#72	bunch of square grapes	111
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#94	buoybottoms	11
#408	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#227	bus pass	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#28	cactus monocle	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#152	calle de miel	11
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#88	can of CRIMBCOLA	20
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#354	can of Red Minotaur	11
#258	can of Swiller	11
#210	can of black paint	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#100	can of maces	11
#178	can of spinach	11
#164	can of starch	1
#152	can of sterno	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#279	candied kobold	11
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#857	candy brain	1
#332	candy cane	111
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#36	candy kneecapping stick	35
#47	candy knuckles	31
#93	candy skeleton	11
#447	candy stake	13
#389	cannonball charrrm	11
#18	cannonball charrrm bracelet	11
#338	canopic jar	11
#196	canteen of wine	114
#808	capacitor relay	11
#813	carbon nanotube frame	11
#292	carbonated soy milk	11
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#236	cardboard wakizashi	11
#147	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#217	carob chunk cookies	11
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#357	carob chunks	11
#281	casino pass	11
#636	cast	11
#24	cast-iron legacy paddle	11
#309	cat appendix	11
#443	catgut	11
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#49	catsup	11
#6	cement sandals	140
#273	centipede eggs	11
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#56	chamoisole	1
#689	chaos butterfly	111
#122	chaos popcorn	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#235	charming flute	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#31	charrrm bracelet	11
#197	cheap cigar butt	11
#37	cheap elven gloves	56
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#15	cheap plastic kazoo	1
#801	cheap studded belt	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#83	chef skull	1
#525	chef's hat	11
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#158	chewing gum on a string	111
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#55	chiptune guitar	1
#116	chisel	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#277	chloroform rag	11
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#85	chocolate bath ball	10
#109	chocolate box	1
#290	chocolate cigar	6
#100	chocolate disco ball	11
#324	chocolate filthy lucre	11
#230	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#218	chocolate saucepan	1
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#84	chocolate stolen accordion	11
#208	chocolate turtle totem	1
#106	chocolate-covered caviar	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#189	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	11
#809	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#342	chopsticks	11
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#65	chorizo taco	111
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#164	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#425	chrome ore	11
#429	chrome staff	1
#169	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#7	chunk of rock salt	10,111
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#303	clay peace-sign bead	11
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#29	clockwork chef head	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#149	clockwork key	11
#19	clockwork maid	11
#27	clockwork maid head	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#28	cloudy potion	897
#1795	clown hammer	1
#268	clown shoes	11
#430	clown skin	11
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#53	clownskin belt	11
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#562	club necklace	12
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#204	cob of corn	1
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#36	cocktail onion	111
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#436	cocoa eggshell fragment	111
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#835	coconut shell	11
#56	coffee pixie stick	1
#147	coffin lid	11
#269	cog	111
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#298	cold ninja mask	11
#359	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#374	cold wad	1
#55	collapsible baton	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#481	colorful plastic ball	11
#716	comfy coffin	1
#539	commemorative war stein	11
#384	communications windchimes	11
#300	computronic processing unit	11
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#69	concoction of clumsiness	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#231	cool mushroom	11
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#29	cool mushroom wine	11
#315	cool whip	11
#378	copper ha'penny charrrm	11
#17	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	11
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#218	corpsebite	1
#449	corpsedriver	11
#1811	corpsetini	1
#174	correction fluid	1
#120	cosmic lemonade	1
#77	costume sword	11
#246	cottage	1
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#31	cotton candy cordial	1
#165	cotton candy pillow	1
#106	cotton candy pinch	1
#142	cotton candy plug	1
#120	cotton candy skoshe	1
#121	cotton candy smidgen	1
#138	cracker	1
#743	cranberries	11
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#264	cream stout	11
#250	creamsicle	11
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#71	croquet hedgehog	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#161	crowbar	1
#215	crowbarrr	11
#198	crown-shaped beanie	1
#228	cruelty-free wine	11
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#112	crusty hula hoop	4
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#33	crystallized memory	6
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#134	cup of infinite pencils	11
#20	cup of primitive beer	1,111
#181	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#131	curmudgel	11
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#126	cyborg doll	14
#45	cyborg stompin' boot	17
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#664	cymbal syrup	1
#1025	daisy	1
#195	dance card	11
#27	dark potion	974
#123	das boot	1
#52	day-old beer	11
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
🥈	deactivated RoboGoose	1
#471	dead guy's watch	11
#111	dead lights pie	1
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#357	decaying goldfish liver	11
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#19	decaying wooden paddle	1
#23	decaying wooden pole	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#396	decorative fountain	11
#1477	defective skull	1
#327	dehydrated caviar	11
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#61	delicious comfit?	2
#468	delicious noodles	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#245	delicious shimmering moth	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#167	delicious stinkbug	1
#385	deluxe fax machine	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#516	demon skin	11
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#465	dense meat stack	111
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#251	deodorant	11
#303	depantsing bomb	11
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#386	desiccated apricot	11
#1151	designer handbag	1
#154	detective skull	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#75	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#427	diamond-studded cane	11
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#294	didgeridooka	11
#75	digital key lime	11
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#59	digital underground potion	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#663	dirty hobo gloves	11
#1060	disassembled clover	11
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#499	disco ball	64
#406	disco mask	85
#561	disease	11
#308	disembodied brain	11
#292	disembodied smile	1
#344	dishrag	1
#413	disintegrating quill pen	11
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#327	displaced fish	11
#247	distilled fortified wine	11
#271	distressed denim pants	11
#634	disturbing fanfic	111
#360	divine blowout	11
#202	divine can of silly string	111
#150	divine champagne flute	111
#286	divine champagne popper	11
#299	divine cracker	11
#197	divine noisemaker	111
#113	diving muff	1
#441	doll house	11
#288	dollhive	35
#132	dolphin whistle	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#108	double-barreled sling	11
#112	double-ice gum	1
#343	drab sonata	11
#451	draggin' ball hat	11
#158	dragon snaps	11
#114	dragonfish caviar	1
#16	dreadlock whip	1,111
#293	dried face	11
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#353	drum machine	11
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#185	drywall axe	73
#133	dubious peppermint	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#151	duct tape wallet	11
#45	dueling banjo	1
#126	dueling turtle	1
#281	dull fish scale	11
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#595	dusty Crimbo crate	18
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#639	dusty bottle of Marsala	11
#647	dusty bottle of Merlot	11
#632	dusty bottle of Muscat	11
#635	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	11
#647	dusty bottle of Port	11
#611	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	11
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#323	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#307	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#41	dusty left eleventh rib	10
#83	dusty left femur	5
#84	dusty left fibula	5
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#62	dusty left first front claw	6
#71	dusty left first rear claw	6
#135	dusty left first rib	3
#41	dusty left fourth front claw	9
#139	dusty left fourth rear claw	3
#138	dusty left fourth rib	3
#115	dusty left humerus	4
#190	dusty left kneecap	2
#47	dusty left ninth rib	8
#297	dusty left radius	1
#63	dusty left scapula	6
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#61	dusty left second rear claw	6
#90	dusty left second rib	5
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#81	dusty left sixth rib	5
#54	dusty left tenth rib	7
#125	dusty left third front claw	3
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#38	dusty left third rib	10
#46	dusty left thumb	8
#81	dusty left tibia	5
#207	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#64	dusty left ulna	6
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#43	dusty right eighth rib	9
#54	dusty right eleventh rib	7
#81	dusty right femur	5
#44	dusty right fibula	9
#77	dusty right fifth rib	5
#107	dusty right first front claw	4
#79	dusty right first rear claw	5
#58	dusty right first rib	6
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#123	dusty right fourth rib	4
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#70	dusty right kneecap	6
#89	dusty right ninth rib	5
#42	dusty right radius	8
#71	dusty right scapula	6
#78	dusty right second front claw	5
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#104	dusty right second rib	4
#63	dusty right seventh rib	6
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#43	dusty right tenth rib	9
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#84	dusty right third rear claw	5
#58	dusty right third rib	6
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#107	dusty right tibia	4
#98	dusty right twelfth rib	4
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#292	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
#288	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#343	dwarf bread	12
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#329	eXtreme mittens	11
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#287	eXtreme scarf	11
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#71	ectoplasmic paste	1
#101	eel battery	1
#87	eel sauce	1
#112	eel skin	1
#38	eelskin hat	1
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#23	effervescent potion	911
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#133	eggman noodles	1
#160	eggnog	111
#210	elephant stinger	1
#74	elven limbos gingerbread	111
#21	elven cellocello	257
#159	elven moonshine	69
#18	elven socks	111
#24	elven suicide capsule	280
#17	elven whittling knife	5
#643	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	11
#1071	empty agua de vida bottle	11
#871	empty blowgun	1
#281	empty meat tank	11
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#243	enchanted bean	11
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#2229	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#124	enchanted toothpick	11
#124	enchantlers	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#55	energy drink IV	111
#806	ennui-flavored potato chips	11
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#119	enormous hoop earring	11
#315	epic wad	1
#239	escargotsicle	1
#255	especially salty dog	1
#83	essential cameraderie	1
#83	essential soy	1
#99	essential tofu	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#377	evil googly eye	11
#933	evil teddy bear	11
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#50	exotic parrot egg	1
#156	expensive cigar	1
#90	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#177	exploding hacky-sack	11
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#744	extra-greasy slider	1
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#163	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#22	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
#531	eye of newt	11
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#473	eyepatch	11
#450	f3d0r4	11
#261	facehugging alien	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#530	fancy bath salts	11
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#313	fancy but probably evil chocolate	16
#377	fancy canapés	1
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#34	fancy chocolate car	60
#885	fancy dress ball	11
#924	fancy opera glasses	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#389	fat stacks of cash	22
#217	fat wallet	1
#699	felt	13
#235	fermenting powder	11
#152	ferret bait	111
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#67	festive holiday hat	43
#686	festive sausage	2
#448	fetid feather	11
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#147	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#208	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	11
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#107	filthy corduroys	111
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#407	filthy knitted dread sack	11
#1351	filthy lucre	11
#228	filthy pestle	11
#295	filthy poultice	11
#37	fin-bit wax	1
#400	fine wine	11
#64	finger cuffs	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#482	fire	11
#92	[2426]fire flower	11
#224	fire poi	11
#82	fish bazooka	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#80	fish stick	1
#405	fish-liver oil	11
#141	fishy fish	1
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#87	fishy wand	1
#57	fixed-gear bicycle	1
#24	fizzy potion	941
#498	flamin' bindle	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#426	flaming crutch	11
#508	flaming feather	11
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#456	flaming talons	11
#39	flamingo mallet	1
#259	flange	11
#563	flaregun	11
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#81	flask of baconstone juice	1
#77	flask of hamethyst juice	1
#67	flask of porquoise juice	1
#251	flat dough	11
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#419	flirtatious feather	11
#151	floaty gravel	1
#24	floaty inverse geode	6
#103	floaty pebbles	4
#90	floaty rock	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#190	floaty sand	112
#96	floorboard cruft	11
#269	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#99	flowing hippy skirt	11
#444	flute of flat champagne	11
#63	flypaper staff	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#163	flytrap pellet	1
#815	foam dart	1
#109	foam noodle	11
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#431	foie gras	1
#274	foolscap fool's cap	11
#271	foon	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#368	forest tears	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#62	fossilized baboon skull	11
#62	fossilized bat skull	11
#54	fossilized demon skull	11
#109	fossilized limb	111
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
#76	fossilized serpent skull	11
#49	fossilized spider skull	11
#38	fossilized spike	111
#177	fossilized spine	11
#376	fossilized torso	11
#305	fossilized wing	11
#68	fossilized wyrm skull	11
#323	frat brats	1
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#463	frightful feather	11
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#51	frigid mote	11
#342	frigid ninja stars	111
#428	frilly shirt	1
#322	frilly skirt	11
#199	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#481	frozen feather	11
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#276	frozen nunchaku	11
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#195	fruitcake	111
#210	fruitfilm	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#187	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#954	fudgecule	111
#179	fudgecycle	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#63	fumble formula	1
#158	funky brass fez	1
#428	funky dried mushroom	11
#228	furniture dolly	11
#495	furry fur	111
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#242	ga-ga radio	11
#83	ganger bandana	1
#197	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#376	gas balloon	11
#383	gator skin	11
#188	gatorskin umbrella	1
#390	gauze garter	11
#121	gauze hammock	1
#183	gauze shorts	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#175	ghuol ears	111
#706	ghuol egg	11
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#489	ghuol guolash	11
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#94	giant cactus quill	11
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#984	giant designer sunglasses	1
#448	giant discarded bottlecap	11
#790	giant discarded plastic fork	11
#407	giant discarded torn-up glove	11
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#28	giant fishhook	1
#239	giant foam finger	11
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#355	giant needle	111
#1044	giant pinky ring	11
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#132	gibson	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#45	gill rings	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#232	gingerbread bugbear	111
#524	gingerbread horror	11
#110	gingerbread house	5
#63	gingerbread mutant bugbear	37
#210	gingham blouse	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#89	glass gnoll eye	1
#246	glass of baboon milk	1
#485	glass of goat's milk	11
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#44	glimmering phoenix feather	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#236	glistening fish meat	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#273	glittery mascara	1
#21	glob of Blank-Out	1
#289	glob of green slime	1
#108	globe of Deep Sauce	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#20	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
#86	glowing esca	1
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#179	glowing red eye	111
#117	glowing syringe	1
#35	gnashing teeth	1
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#98	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#357	gnatwing	11
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#393	gnauga hide	11
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#321	gnoll lips	11
#340	gnoll teeth	11
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#394	goat	1
#393	goat beard	11
#571	goat cheese	11
#464	goat cheese pizza	11
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#563	gob of wet hair	11
#162	goblin autoblowgun	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#83	gold lamé pants	11
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#66	golden ring	243
#167	golden twig	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1013	googly eye	11
#11	googly-star hat	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#339	gr8ps	11
#70	grape troll doll	1
#415	grapefruit	11
#439	grapes	11
#223	grass blade	1
#231	grass clippings	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#76	grass whistle	1
#116	grassy cutlass	11
#169	grave robbing shovel	11
#176	gray bow tie	35
#122	grease gun	1
#68	green BRICKO brick	1
#882	green balloon	1
#834	green beer	11
#1158	green candy heart	1
#863	green clay bead	3
#278	green peawee marble	1
#415	green pixel	111
#348	green pixel potion	1
#81	green pixie spog	1
#201	green smoke bomb	11
#841	green snowcone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#195	gremlin juice	11
#199	gremlin mutagen	1
#178	grinning turtle	1
#548	grog	1
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#524	grouchy restless spirit	11
#55	grouper fangirl	1
#91	groupie bra	1
#124	groupie lipstick	1
#99	groupie spangles	1
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#265	grumpy old man charrrm	11
#22	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	11
#104	grungy bandana	11
#143	grungy flannel shirt	5
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#88	guard turtle collar	11
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#280	guitar pick	11
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#533	guy made of bee pollen	4
#257	gyroscope	11
#150	haiku katana	1
#150	hair of the calf	1
#98	hair of the fish	1
#151	hair spray	111
#88	hairy staff	1
#26	half-height unicycle	1
#400	half-orchid	1
#90	half-rotten brain	11
#324	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#96	halibut	1
#716	hamethyst	11
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#139	hand grenegg	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#54	handful of bees	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#822	handful of hand chalk	11
#390	handful of honey	1
#89	handful of moss	111
#90	handful of nuts and berries	111
#33	handful of pine needles	1,111
#899	handful of sand	1
#341	handful of sawdust	11
#221	handful of walnuts	11
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#194	handsomeness potion	11
#219	happiness	11
#133	hardened slime belt	1
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#639	heart necklace	11
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#450	heavy D	111
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#129	heavy necklace chain	1
#225	hedgeturtle	1
#429	hellion cube	11
#485	hellseal claw	11
#518	hellseal whisker	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#470	helmet turtle	90
#180	hemp net	1
#490	hemp string	11
#164	henna face paint	11
#236	henna tattoo	3
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#265	herbs	111
#262	hermit permit	11
#22	herringcello	281
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#103	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#229	hill of beans	111
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#123	hippy bongo	11
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#268	hippy medical kit	11
#268	hippy protest button	11
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#1287	hobo nickel	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#160	holiday log	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#39	honey mead	1
#181	honey stick	1
#236	honey-dew	1
#144	honey-dipped locust	27
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#41	honeypot	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#155	hors d'oeuvre tray	11
#74	hot and sour sauce	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#358	hot date	11
#266	hot hi mein	1
#580	hot katana blade	11
#383	hot nuggets	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#343	hot plate	1
#333	hot powder	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#460	hot wad	1
#448	hot wing	111
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#190	huge spoon	11
#17	humming El Vibrato drone	1
#301	hyperbolic plasma focuser	11
#137	hypodermic needle	11
#721	iGoogly	20
#19	ice skate decoy	1
#61	ice skate doll	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1290	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	11
#1082	ice-cold Willer	11
#783	ice-cold fotie	11
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#101	icicle katana	1
#301	icy katana hilt	11
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#82	igloo pie	1
#180	imitation crab crate	1
#309	imitation crab meat	1
#63	imitation crab zoea	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#35	imitation whetstone	1
#42	immense cyborg hand	34
#446	imp unity ring	1
#105	incense bath ball	10
#269	incredibly creepy marionette	11
#356	infernal fife	1
#273	infernal insoles	11
#74	infernal toilet brush	1
#13	inflatable baseball bat	1
#153	inflatable duck	11
#110	ink bladder	1
#323	inkwell	11
#63	insane tophat	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#180	interesting-looking twig	11
#691	invisible bag	1
#707	ion grid	15
#304	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	11
#213	irate sombrero	11
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#100	ironic battle spoon	1
#88	ironic jogging shorts	1
#49	ironic knit cap	1
#78	ironic moustache	1
#75	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
#218	irradiated candy cane	16
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#80	jabañero pepper	11
#512	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	11
#312	jack flapper	1
#32	jalapeño slices	1
#148	jamfish jam	1
#99	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#697	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#1295	jar of swamp gas	1
#50	jawbruiser	33
#1828	jazz soap	1
#121	jellyfish gel	1
#1066	jerky coins	1
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1715	joybuzzer	2
#71	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
#82	jug of baconstone juice	1
#66	jug of hamethyst juice	1
#79	jug of porquoise juice	1
#199	jug-o-magicalness	11
#208	jumbo olive	11
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#184	juniper berries	1
#203	kamicorpse-ee	1
#241	keg shield	11
#55	ketchup	11
#360	ketchup hound	11
#223	kick-ass kicks	11
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#244	killer rag doll	11
#59	killing feather	232
#145	king cookie	1
#655	kite	11
#376	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#80	knight cookie	1
#368	knob bugle	1
#349	knob ka-bobs	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#68	knobby kneepads	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#473	knuckle sandwich	49
#897	kumquartz	1
#306	kumquat	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#351	large box	11
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#96	laser-broiled pear	73
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#235	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#137	lawn dart	3
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#575	lead necklace	11
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#124	leaf	1
#202	leaf of grass	1
#456	leaflet	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#258	leather chaps	11
#364	leather mask	11
#413	leathery bat skin	11
#446	leathery cat skin	11
#269	leathery rat skin	11
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#21	leftover Crimbo rations	8
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#845	lemon	11
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#104	lemon popsicle	1
#174	lemonade marble	1
#916	length of string	11
#202	leotarrrd	11
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#178	less-than-three-shaped box	1
#108	lesser grodulated violet	111
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#345	lewd playing card	7
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#270	library card	1
#65	licorice garrote	22
#340	licorice root	12
#60	lifeless meat doll	1
#597	lihc eye	11
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#897	lime	1
#542	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	11
#97	line	1,111
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#134	linoleum crossbow string	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#54	linoleum meat stack	1
#387	linoleum ore	11
#437	linoleum staff	1
#120	linoleum stick	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#127	linoleum sword hilt	1
#143	lint	1
#137	lion oil	11
#881	little paper umbrella	11
#49	little parachute guy	1
#210	little round pebble	1
#291	live lobster	1
#101	live nautical mine	1
#12	live wire	46
#137	liver and let pie	1
#115	liver popsicle	1
#405	llama lama gong	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#464	logic synthesizer	22
#400	lollipop stick	111
#192	long pork	11
#142	long pork casserole	1
#141	long pork chop sandwiches	1
#105	long pork lasagna	1
#468	long skinny balloon	11
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#54	longhaired hippy wig	11
#424	loose teeth	111
#377	los chinos	1
#233	lotion of coldness	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#341	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#325	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#164	lowercase N	111
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#54	lucky lighter	1
#599	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#230	lumbering jack	1
#193	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#567	lump of diamond	1
#104	lupine sword	11
#80	lychee chuhai	1
#125	machetito	1
#276	mad scientist's sock monkey	11
#2077	mafia aria	1
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#91	magic lamp	11
#188	magic whistle	11
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#796	magical ice cubes	11
#427	magical mystery juice	11
#318	magicalness-in-a-can	11
#54	magilaser blastercannon	111
#387	magnifying glass	1
#60	maid head	1
#237	maiden wig	11
#247	makeshift cape	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#71	manly bloomers	1
#154	many-eyed glasses	11
#382	maple leaf	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#34	mariachi G-string	111
#444	mariachi hat	1
#279	mariachi pants	75
#91	mariachi toothpaste	1
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#1086	marionette	1
#51	marionette collective	11
#242	marshmallow	101
#666	martini	1
#635	marzipan skull	11
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#198	meat engine	11
#55	meat face	1
#199	meat from yesterday	11
#75	meat golem	1
#171	meat paste	1,111
#34	meat shield	1
#142	meat st‰¿bing club	1
#110	meat stack	1,111
#344	meat vortex	111
#335	meatcar model	1
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#132	meatspout staff	1
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#80	medium slimy cyst	1
#392	megatofu	11
#73	melon-infused sake	1
#219	melted Jell-o shot	11
#311	memory of a C	1
#77	memory of a CA base pair	1
#91	memory of a CG base pair	1
#84	memory of a CT base pair	1
#321	memory of a G	1
#92	memory of a GT base pair	1
#312	memory of a T	1
#306	memory of an A	1
#89	memory of an AG base pair	1
#99	memory of an AT base pair	1
#327	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
#199	menorette	1
#168	menudo	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#74	mermaid's purse	1
#243	mesh cap	11
#99	metal mandible	1
#347	metallic A	111
#33	metallic foil bow	1
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#42	metallic foil radar dish	1
#35	metrognome	1
#37	microwave stogie	1
#50	midget clownfish	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#23	milky potion	923
#119	mimosette	1
#504	mind flayer corpse	11
#274	miner's helmet	11
#259	miner's pants	11
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#11	miniature Jacob's ladder	6
#145	miniature antlers	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#31	miniature castagnets	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#78	miniature espresso maker	2
#24	miniature pruning shears	1
#22	miniature tophat	1
#51	mint-condition magic wand	1
#25	misfit dolly	4
#29	misfit hobby horse	3
#52	misfit teddy bear	2
#144	missing wine	1
#107	mixed wildflower greens	11
#133	moist sailor's cap	1
#141	mojo filter	11
#109	mole molé	1
#77	mole skin notebook	1
#301	molotov cocktail cocktail	11
#162	monkey wrench	11
#141	monomolecular yo-yo	471
#152	monster bait	1
#729	mood ring	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#292	mother's little helper	11
#136	mother's secret recipe	1
#17	motivational poster	111
#40	moveable feast	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#625	moxie weed	11
#152	muculent machete	1
#690	mugcake	1
#158	mulled cider	11
#161	mullet wig	11
#15	mummy costume	461
#218	mummy mask	1
#562	mummy wrapping	11
#291	munchies pill	1
#23	murky potion	1,011
#745	mushroom fermenting solution	11
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#219	mylar scout drone	22
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#397	nanite-infested candy cane	37
#243	nanite-infested eggnog	18
#220	nanite-infested fruitcake	19
#376	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	12
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#83	natty blue ascot	4
#262	natural fennel soda	11
#568	necklace chain	1
#198	neurostim pill	1
#14	night-vision goggles	39
#314	ninja hot pants	11
#216	ninja mop	11
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
#225	not-a-pipe	1
#262	nothing-in-the-box	1
#56	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#125	nurse's hat	1
#176	nutty organic salad	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#471	ocarina of space	1
#529	ocean motion	1
#146	octopus's spade	1
#91	odor extractor	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#281	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#120	office-supply crossbow	1
#218	oil of expertise	1
#234	oil of oiliness	1
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#218	oil of stability	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#378	old coin purse	11
#676	old leather wallet	1
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#103	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
#153	old school flying disc	3
#2222	old sweatpants	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#496	olive	11
#156	olive lo mein	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#81	one-winged stab bat	1
#81	onion shurikens	11
#140	oozenog	18
#440	opera mask	1
#563	orange	11
#358	orange and black Crimboween candy	11
#1071	orange candy heart	2
#435	orange peel hat	1
#101	orange popsicle	1
#861	orange snowcone	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#439	original G	111
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#191	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
#179	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#190	out-of-tune biwa	1
#42	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
#32	overclocked avian microprocessor	3
#49	overpriced "imported" beer	11
#52	oversized fish scaler	41
#333	oversized pipe	11
#428	oversized pizza cutter	11
🥈	ovoid leather thing	71,111
#1890	oyster basket	1
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#257	pack of chewing gum	1
#926	pack of pogs	1
#242	packet of beer nuts	1
#161	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#129	padded tortoise	1
#100	pail	111
#186	painful penne pasta	1
#25	painted shield	2
#161	painted turtle	1
#19	pair of bolt cutters	69
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#394	palm frond	11
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#238	palm-frond cloak	1
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#122	palm-frond net	1
#45	palm-frond toupee	11
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#84	panicked kernel	1
#70	pants kit	11
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#157	panty raider camouflage	11
#628	papaya	11
#153	papaya sling	11
#168	papaya slung	11
#538	papaya taco	1
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#170	papotion of papower	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#239	party hat	11
#13	passable elf mask	115
#391	pasta spoon	65
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#236	patchouli incense stick	111
#180	patchouli oil bomb	11
#264	patent antipsychotics	1
#212	patent leather shoes	31
#51	pawn cookie	11
#248	peace-sign necklace	1
#103	peach	11
#123	peach lozenge	1
#225	peach pie	1
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
#89	pear	11
#129	pear lozenge	1
#191	pear tart	1
#892	pearidot	1
#181	pebblebräu	1
#21	penguin focaccia bread	256
#150	penguin shorts	1
#877	penguin skin	11
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#324	penguin thesaurus	22
#192	penguin whip	1
#70	penguin-smacking club	1
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#300	perforated battle paddle	11
#148	perfume of prejudice	1
#174	perpendicular hula	11
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#737	personal massager	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#104	pestoblade	1
#30	pet anemone	1
#678	pet rock	11
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#106	petrified noodles	1
#18	petrified wood	642
#408	phat turquoise bead	11
#302	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#332	phish stick	3
#899	phonics down	11
#46	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1,111
#225	physiostim pill	1
#546	pickle-flavored chewing gum	11
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#321	pie crust	1
#207	piece of after eight	1
#437	piece of wedding cake	11
#537	piercing post	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#532	pile of candy	11
#376	pile of dusty animal bones	11
#511	pile of gold coins	1
#41	pile of jumping beans	111
#10	pile of loose snow	8
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#332	pine tar	1
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#886	pink clay bead	3
#35	pink pinkslip slip	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#594	pink pony	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#102	pipe wrench	1
#72	piping organ pie	1
#43	pirate brochure	11
#46	pirate pamphlet	11
#264	pirate pelvis	11
#293	pirate shirt	6
#63	pirate skull	2
#132	pirate tract	1
#17	pirate zombie head	1
#14	pirate zombie robot head	1
#266	pitchfork	11
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#226	pixel cross	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#226	pixel holy water	1
#71	pixel orb	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#49	pixel stopwatch	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#61	pixel whip	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#245	pixellated moneybag	1
#323	plain brown wrapper	1
#52	plain old beer	11
#226	plain pizza	11
#16	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#66	plastic Crimbo reindeer	9
#36	plastic bib	1
#199	plastic cup of beer	11
#64	plastic cup of flat beer	1
#466	plastic guitar	1
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#18	plastic spider ring	1
#193	plot hole	1,111
#111	plum	11
#123	plum lozenge	1
#214	plum wine	1
#262	plump juicy grub	1
#269	pocket theremin	1
#25	pocketwatch on a chain	55
#132	pointed stick	11
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#224	pointy red hat	1
#17	poison pen	59
#197	poisonous caviar	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#38	polyalloy shield	35
#23	pompadour'd puppy	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#455	pool cue	11
#180	pool of liquid metal	1
#319	popsicle stick	1
#664	porquoise	11
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#39	portable motorcycle	1
#1023	portable photocopier	1
#243	possessed tomato	1
#498	possessed top	11
#143	potato pistol	1
#178	potato sprout	11
#118	potent potion of potency	1
#236	potion of potency	1
#389	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
#43	pottery club	1
#52	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#70	poultrygeist	11
#695	poutine	1
#74	poutine pole	1
#162	powdered donut	12
#225	powdered organs	11
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#198	powdered wig	1
#209	pr0n cocktail	1
#241	pr0n legs	111
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#145	pr0n stir-fry	1
#202	pr0n taco	1
#118	precious piercing post	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#82	pressurized potion of perception	1
#70	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
#59	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
#68	pressurized potion of puissance	1
#71	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#2037	pretty flower	1
#40	pretty pink bow	1
#437	prismatic wad	1
#127	pristine fish scale	1
#374	probability potion	111
#392	procrastination potion	111
#77	projectile icemaker	1
#47	propeller beanie	1
#135	prosthetic forehead	11
#139	protein paste	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#246	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#26	psychedelic bubble wand	1
#92	psycho sweater	4
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#91	puff of smoke	11
#157	pufferfish spine	1
#66	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#203	pumpkin	1
#266	pumpkin beer	1
#63	pumpkin bomb	1
#130	pumpkin juice	1
#131	pumpkin pie	1
#14	pumpkinhead mask	486
#532	purple clay bead	3
#218	purple corpsel	1
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#890	purple snowcone	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#176	pygmy blowgun	11
#120	pygmy nose-bone	11
#171	pygmy pygment	11
#279	pygmy spear	1
#48	quadroculars	1
#303	quantum polarity inducer	11
#218	quantum taco	111
#283	queen cookie	1
#342	questionable taco	1
#120	rabbit punch	1
#598	radio button candy	1
#13	radioactive chew toy	11
#860	radium-flavored potato chips	11
#1303	rag doll	1
#73	rainbow bomb	1
#96	rainbow crossbow	1
#103	rainbow tie	1
#271	raisin	1
#557	ram horns	1
#250	ram stick	11
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#150	raspberry	11
#100	raspberry beret	1
#452	rat appendix	11
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#148	rat appendix stir-fry	1
#90	rat head balloon	1
#140	rat scrapple	1
#36	rat tooth polish	1
#127	ratarang	1
#250	ratgut	11
#327	ratini	1
#87	ratskin belt	1
#75	rattail whip	1
#29	rattlesnake enrager	1
#489	rave whistle	1
#223	ravioli della hippy	1
#415	ravioli hat	58
#594	razor-sharp can lid	11
#683	razor-tipped yo-yo	11
#288	really dense meat stack	22
#56	really really sticky spider web	11
#35	really sticky spider web	12
#171	really thick bandage	1
#123	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#126	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#139	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
#121	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#108	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#118	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
#144	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#282	recursive spline reticulator	11
#217	red China marble	1
#229	red balloon	1
#756	red class ring	6
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#150	red pixel	111
#313	red pixel potion	11
#326	red plastic baby	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#845	red snowcone	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#81	red wagon	6
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#173	redrum	11
#253	reflection of a map	1
#25	refrigerated biohazard container	1
#303	reinforced beaded headband	11
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#430	reodorant	11
#15	repaired El Vibrato drone	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#135	respected companion biscuit	1
#312	reverse-oscillating klystron	11
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#128	ribbon candy	11
#184	rice bowl	11
#66	rickety old unicycle	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#924	ridiculous cocktail	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#856	ridiculous sandwich	1
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#591	ridiculously huge sword	11
#199	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	11
#553	right half of a heart necklace	1
#229	rigid carapace	15
#368	ring of adornment	1
#481	ring of aggravate monster	11
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#279	ring of half-assed regeneration	11
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#100	ring of teleportation	1
#173	ring setting	1
#968	roasted marshmallow	11
#111	roboduck-on-a-string	11
#106	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
#104	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
#106	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
#100	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#130	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
#114	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
#151	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
#103	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
#107	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
#76	robotronic egg	284
#533	[2108]rock	8
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#497	rocky raccoon	11
#108	rocky road ice cream	1
#144	rogue swarmer	168
#494	roll in the hay	1
#218	roll of Hob-Os	1
#101	roll of drink tickets	1
#1615	roll of toilet paper	11
#17	roller skate decoy	1
#52	roller skate doll	1
#143	rolling pin	1
#76	rook cookie	1
#192	rough fish scale	1
#101	round green sunglasses	11
#341	round purple sunglasses	11
#482	royal jelly	11
#70	royal jelly taco	11
#323	rubber WWBD? bracelet	19
#404	rubber WWJD? bracelet	17
#366	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	18
#545	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	13
#558	rubber axe	1
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#575	ruby W	11
#197	rum and cola	11
#148	rum barrel charrrm	11
#78	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#75	rusty bonesaw	11
#65	rusty broken diving helmet	1
#112	rusty compass	1
#39	rusty diving helmet	1
#315	rusty grave robbing shovel	11
#33	rusty metal greaves	1
#142	rusty metal key	1
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#324	rusty metal shaft	1
#37	rusty old lantern	1
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
#55	rusty porthole	1
#114	rusty rivet	1
#120	rusty speargun	1
#30	rusty valve wheel	1
#11	sabre teeth	11,111
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#260	sack lunch	1
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#192	safarrri hat	11
#156	safety vest	1
#18	sake bomb	2,111
#72	salacious lychee chuhai	1
#77	salacious screwdiver	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#981	salamander spleen	1
#190	salinated mint julep	1
#855	salty dog	1
#623	salty slug	1
#95	samurai turtle	1
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#446	sand dollar	1
#92	sandcastle	1
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#336	sangria	1
#97	sauce of the ages	1
#254	saucepan	233
#246	sausage bomb	5
#408	sausage pizza	1
#115	sausage wonton	1
#39	savory crossbow	1
#41	savory staff	1
#57	savory sword	1
#261	savoy truffle	11
#65	sawblade fragment	248
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#111	scary death orb	1
#681	scented massage oil	1
#55	scissor duck	2
#121	scorpion whip	11
#377	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
#422	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
#447	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
#404	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
#410	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
#397	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#77	screwdiver	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#954	scroll of drastic healing	11
#723	scroll of pasta summoning	11
#191	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
#161	scrumptious ice ant	1
#802	scrumptious reagent	11
#136	sea avocado	1
#228	sea blueberry	1
#222	sea broccoli	1
#151	sea carrot	1
#210	sea cauliflower	1
#140	sea cucumber	1
#79	sea grease	1
#126	sea honeydew	1
#125	sea lychee	1
#215	sea persimmon	1
#132	sea radish	1
#126	sea salt crystal	1
#117	sea salt scrubs	1
#121	sea tangelo	1
#284	seal tooth	56
#476	seal-blubber candle	1
#234	seal-brain elixir	1
#416	seal-clubbing club	81
#332	seal-skull helmet	37
#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#159	seaode	1
#155	seaweed	1
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#156	secret blend of herbs and spices	11
#124	secret from the future	1
#37	security blankie	1
#280	sensitive poetry journal	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#89	serpentine sword	11
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#333	servomechanical torsion facilitator	11
#77	set of jacks	2
#422	severed rocking horse head	1
#221	sewer nuggets	111
#179	sewer turtle	1
#351	sewer wad	1
#82	shadowy seal eye	1
#173	sham champagne	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#130	shark cartilage	1
#122	shark jumper	1
#135	shark tooth	1
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#313	shaving cream	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#35	shin gourds	1
#397	shingle	11
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#115	shiny hood ornament	11
#369	shiny ring	69
#29	shiny tribal beads	111
#168	shirt kit	1
#412	shock collar	1
#70	shoo-fish pie	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#175	shot of peach schnapps	1
#168	shot of pear schnapps	1
#358	shot of rotgut	1
#292	shot of tomato schnapps	11
#310	shrinking powder	1
#90	shuddersword	1
#114	silver cheese-slicer	1
#71	silver keg	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#383	silver tongue charrrm	11
#82	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#172	simple ancient cursed key	1
#97	sinewy crossbow string	1
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#387	six pack of Mountain Stream	11
#160	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	11
#49	six-armed sweater	1
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#152	sk8board	11
#95	skate blade	1
#54	skate board	1
#86	skate skates	1
#160	skate skin	1
#950	skeleton bone	11
#414	skeleton key	11
#438	skeleton key ring	1
#201	skeletortoise	1
#95	skewer	111
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#182	skewered cat appendix	1
#183	skirt / kilt kit	1
#334	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#190	slab of sponge	1
#546	slap and tickle	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#337	sleaze nuggets	1
#319	sleaze powder	1
#356	sleaze wad	1
#78	sleazy and sour sauce	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#232	sleazy hi mein	1
#107	sleep mask	1
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#806	sleeping stocking	1
#422	sleeping wereturtle	1
#236	slick fish meat	1
#92	slightly peevedbow	1
#176	slime convention coupons	1
#183	slime convention flyers	1
#146	slime convention pin	1
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#189	slime convention t-shirt	1
#67	slime stack	1
#42	slime-covered club	1
#23	slime-covered compass	1
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
#12	slime-covered helmet	1
#18	slime-covered lantern	1
#33	slime-covered shovel	1
#35	slime-covered speargun	1
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#196	slimy alveolus	1
#82	slimy chest	1
#148	slimy fermented bile bladder	111
#144	slimy sweetbreads	111
#116	slingshot	11
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#304	slow jam collection	14
#232	slug of rum	1
#225	slug of shochu	1
#201	slug of vodka	1
#325	small box	11
#548	small leather glove	1
#61	small slimy cyst	1
#596	smart skull	11
#149	smile-sharpening stone	1
#41	smiley-face sticker	1
#216	smiling rat	1
#96	smoked potsherd	11
#26	smoky potion	980
#57	smoldering staff	1
#56	smudged alchemical recipe	11
#148	snailmail bits	1
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#34	snailmail coif	1
#43	snailmail hauberk	1
#453	snake	11
#86	snake shield	11
#208	snapdragon pistil	1
#94	snarling wolf shield	11
#500	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	11
#475	snorkel	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#34	snow halo	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#93	snowball	11
#303	snowboarder pants	11
#94	sock garters	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#522	soda water	1
#632	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	111
#65	software glitch	1
#238	soggy seed packet	1
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#33	solid asbestos box	1
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#79	solid baconstone necklace	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#23	solid chrome box	1
#609	solid gold bowling ball	28
#218	solid gold pegleg	22
#31	solid linoleum box	1
#462	sonar-in-a-biscuit	11
#121	soup turtle	1
#36	soup-chucks	1
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#144	soyburger juice	1
#72	soylent staff	1
#270	space jam	1
#70	space jam toast	1
#787	spade necklace	9
#338	spaghetti cult mask	1
#328	spaghetti cult rosary	1
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#70	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#97	spangly unitard	1
#19	sparking El Vibrato drone	1
#461	sparkler	11
#138	special sauce glove	1
#74	spectral jelly	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#94	spiced rum	11
#700	spices	11
#80	spicy bean burrito	11
#157	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#135	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#161	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#395	spider web	111
#299	spiked femur	11
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#60	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#45	sponge helmet	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#78	spooky and sour sauce	1
#14	spooky bark	1,034
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#554	spooky bindle	1
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#468	spooky eggnog	11
#207	spooky eyeliner	11
#633	spooky felt	14
#247	spooky hi mein	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#418	spooky length of string	26
#217	spooky lipstick	11
#168	spooky lo mein	1
#1173	spooky mushroom	11
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#392	spooky nuggets	1
#362	spooky pirate skeleton	11
#364	spooky powder	1
#16	spooky sap	614
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#229	spooky shroomkabob	1
#526	spooky shrunken head	11
#278	spooky staff	1
#555	spooky stick	11
#181	spooky stir-fry	1
#488	spooky stuffing	11
#250	spooky toy wheel	20
#399	spooky wad	1
#312	spooky wooden block	24
#84	spoon!	1
#682	spork	1
#243	spray paint	11
#231	spring	111
#256	sprocket	111
#104	sprocket assembly	1
#63	squamous polyp	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#57	square sponge pants	1
#593	squashed frog	11
#69	squeaky staff	1
#65	squirmy violent party snack	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#545	stale baguette	1
#459	stalk of asparagus	11
#105	stapler bear	1
#86	star	1,111
#150	star boomerang	1
#310	star buckler	1
#169	star chart	111
#460	star crossbow	1
#158	star hat	11
#63	star key lime	11
#338	star key lime pie	1
#33	star pants	11
#288	star shirt	1
#133	star spatula	1
#309	star staff	1
#280	star starfish	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#193	star throwing star	1
#67	starchy crossbow	1
#57	starchy staff	1
#69	starchy sword	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#61	steely marble	1
#71	stench and sour sauce	1
#374	stench nuggets	1
#327	stench powder	1
#446	stench wad	1
#202	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
#226	stick	11
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#577	stick of dynamite	1
#799	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1
#34	stick-on mini solar panels	1
#365	stick-on-a-string	11
#87	sticky meat kilt	1
#111	sticky meat pants	1
#62	sticky meat skirt	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#231	stinky hi mein	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#911	stolen accordion	19
#236	stolen office supplies	11
#79	stomach turnover	1
#273	stone banjo	1
#14	stone baseball cap	1,111
🥈	stone frisbee	21,111
#656	stone of eXtreme power	11
#81	stone turtle	1
#252	strange cube	6
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#153	straw hat	1
#579	strawberry	11
#272	strawberry daiquiri	11
#320	strawberry pie	1
#95	strawberry popsicle	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#183	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#1333	stray chihuahua	1
#92	string of Crimbo lights	6
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#53	string of dingle balls	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#763	stringy sinew	11
#382	strongness elixir	11
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#3139	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#699	stuffed Cheshire bitten	64
#765	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	60
#3116	stuffed Meat	1
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#571	stuffed alien blob	11
#805	stuffed angry cow	58
#744	stuffed astral badger	64
#826	stuffed baby gravy fairy	60
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#846	stuffed cocoabo	55
#1529	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#906	stuffed doppelshifter	11
#868	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	57
#818	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	59
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#282	stuffed gray blob	165
#771	stuffed hand turkey	62
#2683	stuffed key	1
#1967	stuffed martini	1
#823	stuffed mind flayer	59
#3073	stuffed mink	1
#3113	stuffed monocle	1
#395	stuffed ninja snowman	11
#117	stuffed pocketwatch	2
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#831	stuffed scary death orb	60
#1661	stuffed shoulder parrot	11
#700	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	67
#633	stuffed snowy owl	70
#866	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	57
#475	stuffed spooky mushroom	17
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#1098	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	45
#3136	stuffed teddy butler	1
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2706	stuffed treasure chest	1
#762	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	63
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#447	stuffing	20
#245	stunt nuts	11
#388	sturdy Crimbo crate	43
#121	sturdy sword hilt	1
#41	styrofoam crossbow	1
#565	styrofoam ore	1
#45	styrofoam staff	1
#90	styrofoam sword	1
#288	sub-molecular interocitor	11
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#148	sucky decal	11
#175	suede shortsword	1
#216	sugar banana	1
#206	sugar cherry	1
#211	sugar lime	1
#282	sugar shard	1
#340	sugar sheet	1
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#141	sun-dried tofu	1
#680	sunken chest	11
#353	suntan lotion of moxiousness	11
#130	super ka-bob	1
#198	super salad	1
#113	super-spiky hair gel	1,111
#207	superamplified boom box	1
#37	superduperball	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#593	supportive bra	1
#35	sushi-rolling mat	1
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#363	swashbuckling pants	11
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#177	sweet rims	1
#26	swirly potion	898
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#178	sword hilt	1
#172	sword of static	1
#168	syncopated turtle	1
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#402	t8r tots	11
#145	taco shell	111
#98	tail o' nine cats	1
#85	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	111
#351	tambourine	1
#359	tambourine bells	11
#225	tangarita	1
#223	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#307	tangerine	1
#153	tangle of rat tails	1
#505	tap shoes	1
#29	tapped black lotus	1
#384	targeting chip	1
#22	tarnished metal ring	1
#27	tarnished metal rod	1
#227	tarrrnish charrrm	11
#73	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
#322	tasket	1
#617	tassel	1
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#149	tasty louse	1
#724	tasty tart	1
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#359	tattered scrap of paper	11
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#185	teddy borg	57
#74	teddy borg sewing kit	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#79	teeny-tiny ninja stars	11
#148	teflon ore	1
#29	teflon shield	1
#46	teflon spatula	1
#38	teflon swim fins	1
#111	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
#49	tempura avocado	1
#57	tempura broccoli	1
#42	tempura carrot	1
#54	tempura cauliflower	1
#49	tempura cucumber	1
#53	tempura radish	1
#1189	ten-leaf clover	1
#155	tenderizing hammer	11
#96	teqiwila	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#319	tequila grenade	11
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#126	tequila sunset	1
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#472	theoretical string	29
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#240	thin black candle	1,111
#220	third-hand nunchaku	1
#246	thistle wine	11
#148	thought balloon	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#82	throbbing organ pie	1
#60	throbbing rage gland	5
#25	throwing wrench	83
#142	tighty whiteys	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#220	tin cup of mulligan stew	5
#106	tin magnolia	111
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#29	tiny ballet slippers	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#51	tiny bindle	1
#999	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#102	tiny bust of Pallas	1
#33	tiny cell phone	1
#186	tiny fly glasses	1
#79	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#777	tiny house	111
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#49	tiny maracas	11
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#43	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	11
#2176	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#1191	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	4
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1654	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	11
#35	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	11
#891	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	11
#817	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	12
#250	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	11
#31	tiny plastic Crimbomination	11
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#41	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	11
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#2171	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
#1739	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
#1458	tiny plastic Hellion	5
#1264	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	6
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#2195	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#745	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	10
#1073	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	7
#927	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	8
#68	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	11
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1447	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
#2782	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#2758	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
#2135	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#1470	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
#264	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	11
#1427	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	5
#1794	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#83	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	11
#948	tiny plastic angry bugbear	8
#2038	tiny plastic angry goat	9
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#1754	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
#1069	tiny plastic astronomer	7
#1645	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	11
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#1268	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	14
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#50	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#1119	tiny plastic cocoabo	16
#1194	tiny plastic coffee pixie	15
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#1487	tiny plastic cubist bull	5
#1477	tiny plastic demoninja	5
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#60	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	11
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#2151	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#1406	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#1526	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	12
#1216	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	15
#808	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	9
#317	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	5
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#1134	tiny plastic grue	16
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2522	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	7
#1276	tiny plastic killer bee	14
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#1509	tiny plastic leprechaun	12
#1397	tiny plastic levitating potato	13
#2728	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#1632	tiny plastic mosquito	11
#66	tiny plastic mutant elf	11
#1765	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#1345	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#1503	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	12
#599	tiny plastic sauceror	8
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#841	tiny plastic seal clubber	6
#1217	tiny plastic senile lihc	6
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#3367	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#1661	tiny plastic stab bat	11
#967	tiny plastic star starfish	18
#35	tiny plastic stocking mimic	11
#53	tiny plastic strand of DNA	11
#849	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	11
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#1485	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#940	tiny plastic warwelf	8
#1435	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#2788	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#13	tiny prop sword	1
#190	tiny shaker of salt	11
#267	tiny slimy cyst	1
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#148	tip jar	11
#468	tires	11
#265	tisket	1
#512	titanium assault umbrella	11
#1944	toast	112
#123	toast with jam	1
#266	toe jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#144	tofu casserole	11
#107	tofu stir-fry	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#135	tofu wonton	1
#2808	tofurkey gravy	1
#2814	tofurkey leg	1
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#787	tomato	11
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#110	tomb ratchet	11
#433	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#239	tonic water	1
#1404	tooth	1
#149	toothbrush	11
#758	toothsome rock	12
#2068	top	1
#111	torquoise	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#34	tortoboggan shield	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#909	tourmalime	1
#715	towel	11
#730	toy crazy train	11
#90	toy deathbot	11
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#642	toy jet pack	11
#96	toy maglev monorail	11
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#728	toy ray gun	11
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#676	toy space helmet	11
#1384	toy train	1
#772	toy wheel	11
#269	traffic jam	1
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#193	tree skirt	2
#1200	tree-eating kite	17
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#125	tropical swill	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#138	trout fang	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#230	true grit	11
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#59	tube of dread wax	111
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#58	tube sock	8
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#290	turtle pheromones	11
#402	turtle totem	99
#198	turtle wax	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#173	turtlemail bits	11
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#233	twinkly wad	1,111
#388	twitching claw	11
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#69	uncooked chorizo	111
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#262	unearthed potsherd	11
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#450	unidentified jerky	11
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#330	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	11
#107	unrolling pin	1
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#241	unstable DNA	211
#40	unstable laser battery	267
#328	unstable quark	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#101	upsy daisy	111
#37	urchin roe	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1906	useless powder	1
#639	valuable trinket	111
#668	vampire collar	1
#872	vampire duck-on-a-string	10
#266	vampire pearl	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#155	velcro ore	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#46	vibrating cyborg knife	43
#557	viking helmet	11
#1642	vinegar	1
#427	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	11
#27	vinyl boots	1
#152	vinyl ore	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#89	vitachoconutriment capsule	42
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#330	volcanic ash	11
#141	volleyball	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#403	vorpal blade	11
#900	wad of cotton	1
#369	wad of dough	111
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
#348	wad of tofu	11
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#100	walrus-tusk earring	11
#205	wang	11
#213	war tongs	11
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#86	water pipe bomb	1,111
#110	water wings	11
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#24	wax lips	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#126	wet stew	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
#317	wheel	11
#220	whip kit	1
#198	whiskey and cola	11
#109	whiskey and soda	11
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#214	whiskey sour	11
#262	white Canadian	11
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#1014	white candy heart	2
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#296	white chocolate chip cookies	11
#517	white chocolate chips	11
#630	white class ring	8
#157	white collar	11
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#554	white lightning	11
#318	white picket fence	11
#728	white pixel	11
#175	white rice	11
#301	white satin pants	11
#192	white satin shield	11
#567	white snake skin	11
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#338	white sword	11
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#249	wicker shield	11
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
#120	windchimes	111
#107	wine spritzer	11
#807	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	11
#615	witch hat	1
#273	witty rapier	11
#106	wok lobster	1
#378	wolf mask	55
#13	wolfman mask	431
#132	wonderwall shield	11
#365	wooden axe	1
#265	wooden block	11
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#261	wooden stakes	11
#180	wool hat	11
#61	woolen cravat	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#46	wreath of laurels	11
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#15	wrench handle	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#176	wumpus hair	11
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#599	wussiness potion	11
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1183	yellow candy heart	2
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1778	yellow snowcone	3
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1228	yeti fur	11
#710	yo	12
#1260	yo-yo	11
#235	yohohoyo	11
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 195,103 items total!

what items are this player missing?