Museum :: Foggy

Foggy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#66	"DRINK ME" potion	877
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#21	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	4
#74	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	5
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#176	1-ball	42
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#379	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	19
#116	2-ball	68
#124	25-meat staff	1
#161	3-ball	47
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#107	37x37x37 puzzle cube	35
#130	4-ball	66
#141	4-d camera	1
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#246	4-dimensional guitar	6
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#133	5-ball	57
#148	6-ball	54
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#174	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	21
#150	7-ball	55
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#163	9-ball	8
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#32	A Light that Never Goes Out	5
#26	ASCII shirt	123
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#34	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	4
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#64	Ancient Saucehelm	19
#150	Angelhair Culottes	7
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#162	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#111	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#9	BOOtonniere	7
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#144	BRICKO brick	2,074
#37	BRICKO bulwark	5
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#86	BRICKO eye brick	1,020
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#24	BRICKO hat	3
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#44	BRICKO reactor	15
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#630	BURT	1
#184	Baja sopapilla	5
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#150	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	7
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#850	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	14
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#31	Barulio's bottle	22
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#96	Bash-Ōs cereal	9
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#246	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
#93	BitterSweetTarts	28
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#101	Black Body™ spray	5
#45	Black Hole	2
#64	Black No. 2	234
#88	Blackfly Chardonnay	106
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#85	Bling of the New Wave	10
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#93	Blood 'n' Plenty	5
#122	Blood Light	34
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
#25	Bohemian rhapsody	76
#98	Bone's Farm "wine"	17
#764	Bonerdagon necklace	14
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#187	Boris's key lime pie	6
#194	Boris's ring	9
#170	Boss Bat bling	19
#1646	Boss Bat britches	5
#20	Bram's choker	11
#763	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#94	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#82	C.H.U.M. knife	10
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#751	CRIMBCO mug	13
#547	CRIMBCO wine	14
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#20	Cement Mixer	9
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#44	Chakra Libre	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#80	Cherry Cloaca Cola	31
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#18	Chester's bag of candy	4
#18	Chester's cutoffs	4
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#11	Chester's sunglasses	3
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#162	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
#19	Claybender glasses	41
#24	Climate Colada	2
#147	Cloaca grenade	114
#460	Cloaca-Cola	76
#815	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#70	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	32
#65	Cloaca-Cola helmet	41
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#61	Cloaca-Cola shield	41
#96	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	8
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#309	Codpiece of the Goblin King	23
#8	Coily™	8
#120	Colander of Em-er'il	12
#179	Cold Hots candy	64
#105	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	7
#37	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	58
#13	Comet Drop	53
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#117	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	22
#38	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	47
#9	Covers-Your-Head	2
#50	Crazymaker	3
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#220	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	24
#351	Crimbo candied pecan	34
#89	Crimbo fudge	390
#94	Crimbo peppermint bark	348
#437	Crimbo pie	4
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#475	Crimboween memo	21
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#2021	Crimbuck	37
#56	Crown of the Goblin King	268
#96	DNOTC Box	4
#102	Daffy Taffy	412
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#120	Disco 'Fro Pick	14
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#123	Dolphin King's crown	35
#201	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	53
#161	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	22
#28	Drac & Tan	8
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#200	Drowsy Sword	95
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#5	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	2
#14	Duskwalker fangs	49
#148	Dyspepsi grenade	92
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola	85
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#43	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	43
#55	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	35
#406	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	6
#51	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	34
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#98	Ecto-Cooler	11
#74	El Sombrero De Lopez	21
#13	El Vibrato Megadrone	2
#6	El Vibrato drone	23
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	21
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	50
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#139	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#188	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	18
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#13	Ellsbury's skull	5
#105	Elmley shades	11
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#77	Elvish delight	6
#188	Ent cider	73
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#32	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#513	FDKOL commendation	203
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#173	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	82
#51	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	30
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#27	Firewater	4
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#17	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	3
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#7	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#22	Frigid Northern Beans	12
#119	Frogade	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#22	Frosty's carrot	4
#67	Frosty's frosty mug	28
#15	Frosty's nailbat	5
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#42	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
#85	GOTO	12
#138	Gaia beads	34
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#49	Game Grid token	368
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#28	Genalen™ Bottle	286
#41	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	44
#306	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	8
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#37	Gnollish casserole dish	30
#102	Gnollish flyswatter	32
#48	Gnollish pie server	41
#115	Gnollish pie tin	65
#88	Gnollish plunger	32
#64	Gnollish slotted spoon	30
#333	Gnollish toolbox	11
#24	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	16
#492	Go-Wassail	34
#66	Golden Mean	1
#296	Goodfella contract	132
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#25	Grateful Undead T-shirt	17
#62	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	13
#15	Great Wolf's headband	2
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#54	Green Giant	2
#59	Green Velvet	1
#35	Groll doll	110
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#112	Gummy Brains	3
#34	Hairpiece On Fire	8
#9	Half a Purse	18
#18	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#177	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	28
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#89	Heimandatz's heart	13
#154	Hell broth	1
#370	Hell ramen	6
#21	Hellfire Spicy Beans	11
#35	Herring Daiquiri	2
#52	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#242	Hippy Army MPE	27
#12	Hodgman's almanac	3
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#16	Hodgman's bow tie	5
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#16	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	4
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#22	Hodgman's porkpie hat	4
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#69	Hollandaise helmet	267
#38	Humanitini	4
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#150	Imp Ale	1,656
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#86	Iron Beta of Industry	113
#293	Jack-in-the-box	21
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#33	Jackhammer	3
#49	Jacob's rung	5
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#155	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
#24	Jefferson wings	73
#153	Jocko Homo's head	10
#568	Jolly Roger charrrm	4
#62	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	48
#209	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	52
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#33	Kentucky-fried meat sword	5
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#37	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	27
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#36	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	39
#97	Knob Goblin elite helm	65
#86	Knob Goblin elite pants	85
#86	Knob Goblin elite polearm	76
#108	Knob Goblin elite shirt	81
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#106	Knob Goblin firecracker	249
#33	Knob Goblin harem pants	244
#28	Knob Goblin harem veil	214
#52	Knob Goblin learning pill	19
#100	Knob Goblin love potion	181
#136	Knob Goblin lunchbox	12
#99	Knob Goblin melon baller	36
#92	Knob Goblin nasal spray	11
#35	Knob Goblin pants	514
#199	Knob Goblin perfume	18
#67	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	40
#33	Knob Goblin scimitar	506
#444	Knob Goblin seltzer	18
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#212	Knob Goblin spatula	70
#89	Knob Goblin steroids	192
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#39	Knob Goblin tongs	589
#147	Knob Goblin visor	53
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#283	Knob mushroom	29
#118	Knob nuts	7
#343	Knob pasty	1
#300	Knob sausage	14
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#231	Knob stuffed shells	4
#74	Knoll lo mein	3
#118	Knoll mushroom	120
#75	Knoll shroomkabob	23
#28	Knoll stir-fry	13
#47	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	47
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
#140	Krakrox's Loincloth	7
#32	Kudzu salad	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#60	LCD game: Burger Belt	22
#63	LCD game: Food Eater	18
#55	LCD game: Garbage River	26
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#55	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	18
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#8	Lead Zeta of Chastity	12
#57	Lederhosen of the Night	18
#7	Lens of Hatred	2
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#60	Li'l Businessman Kit	5
#108	Lobos Mints	4
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#119	Lockenstock™ sandals	43
#25	Locust	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#91	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	3
#147	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	145
#153	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	70
#95	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	638
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#219	Mad Train wine	501
#308	Mae West	1
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#181	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	51
#49	Manetwich	19
#45	Mariner's Friend cough drops	25
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#305	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
#8	Mayor Ghost's toupee	2
#42	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	303
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#561	Meleegra™ pills	12
#30	Mer-kin begsign	5
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#27	Mer-kin bunwig	5
#56	Mer-kin digpick	3
#34	Mer-kin dragbelt	3
#40	Mer-kin eyeglasses	3
#51	Mer-kin fastjuice	17
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#6	Mer-kin gladiator mask	2
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#39	Mer-kin gutgirdle	2
#123	Mer-kin hookspear	3
#104	Mer-kin killscroll	5
#34	Mer-kin prayerbeads	22
#76	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
#24	Mer-kin roundshield	15
#7	Mer-kin scholar mask	2
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#27	Mer-kin sneakmask	15
#32	Mer-kin stopwatch	4
#89	Mer-kin takebag	6
#73	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	31
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#244	Microplushie: Bropane	53
#168	Microplushie: Dorkonide	26
#230	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	25
#186	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	15
#219	Microplushie: Gothochondria	48
#244	Microplushie: Hippylase	59
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#211	Microplushie: Hobomosome	33
#236	Microplushie: Otakulone	66
#305	Microplushie: Raverdrine	25
#246	Microplushie: Sororitrate	48
#40	Misty Cape	60
#50	Misty Cloak	42
#57	Misty Robe	47
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#128	Mohawk wig	100
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#40	Moon Pie	6
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#30	Mr. Accessaturday	1
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#50	Mr. Haggis	96
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#29	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#35	ND	15
#198	NG	6
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#287	Neuromancer	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#64	Newman's Own Trousers	13
#204	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	33
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#571	Now and Earlier	3
#313	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#177	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	8
#11	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	6
#67	Orange Star of Sacrifice	25
#70	Orcish baseball cap	97
#46	Orcish cargo shorts	111
#67	Orcish frat-paddle	99
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#304	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#56	Othello's handkerchief	3
#48	Othello's military jacket	4
#12	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	5
#612	PADL Phone	1
#237	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
#185	wind-up chattering teeth	154
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#211	witch hat	4
#35	witch wart	6
#133	witty rapier	52
#106	wok lobster	1
#251	wolf mask	133
#145	wolfman mask	58
#12	wolfskull mask	6
#64	wonderwall shield	31
#36	wooden axe	44
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#141	wooden stakes	23
#162	wool hat	13
#28	wool sock	3
#26	world's smallest violin	79
#43	worn tophat	121
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#46	wreath of laurels	11
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#695	wrench bracelet	3
#462	wumpus hair	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#6	wumpus-hair wig	2
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#173	x-ray specs	127
#117	yak anorak	2
#355	yak skin	1
#51	yak toupee	2
#69	yak whip	2
#61	yakskin buckler	2
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#55	yakskin pants	2
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#158	yellow snowcone	180
#124	yellow striped oyster egg	17
#1736	yeti fur	1
#371	yo	26
#541	yo-yo	53
#606	yohohoyo	1
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
🥈	zombie mariachi hat	4
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 156,652 items total!

what items are this player missing?