Museum :: Lord Zathrus

Lord Zathrus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#273	2-ball	18
#78	25-meat staff	2
#343	3-ball	14
#405	4-ball	11
#274	5-ball	19
#293	6-ball	18
#489	7-ball	9
#365	8-ball	74
#296	9-ball	3
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#83	Black Body™ spray	9
#509	Black No. 2	6
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#139	Bulky Buddy Box	20
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#78	Cerebral Crossbow	4
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#196	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	13
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#268	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#146	Crimboween memo	58
#177	Crown of the Goblin King	111
#94	Daffy Taffy	444
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#393	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
#240	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#142	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	15
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#33	El Vibrato power sphere	70
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	9
#113	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	6
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#48	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	7
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#89	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	45
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#309	Ent cider	27
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#50	Frogade	23
#66	Gaia beads	83
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#351	Gnollish flyswatter	8
#258	Gnollish pie server	7
#117	Gnollish pie tin	62
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#93	Gnollish toolbox	79
#209	Hippy Army MPE	37
#155	Iiti Kitty phone charm	23
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#87	Jolly Roger charrrm	59
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#386	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#325	Knob Goblin elite pants	15
#290	Knob Goblin elite polearm	18
#271	Knob Goblin elite shirt	29
#62	Knob Goblin eyedrops	25
#334	Knob Goblin firecracker	55
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#237	Knob Goblin love potion	65
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#177	Knob Goblin melon baller	16
#448	Knob Goblin pants	17
#449	Knob Goblin scimitar	17
#250	Knob Goblin seltzer	75
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#90	Knob Goblin steroids	184
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#73	Knob Goblin superseltzer	136
#383	Knob Goblin tongs	28
#279	Knob Goblin visor	22
#106	Lockenstock™ sandals	51
#686	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5
#269	M-242	41
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#619	Mad Train wine	114
#11	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	778
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#202	Meat detector	3
#52	Meleegra™ pills	239
#66	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	46
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#77	Mob Penguin cellular phone	301
#254	Mohawk wig	47
#190	Monstar energy beverage	48
#128	Mountain Stream soda	368
#103	Mr. Mediocrebar	801
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#261	Orcish cargo shorts	11
#227	Orcish frat-paddle	14
#45	Orcish meat locker	15
#99	PADL Phone	173
#249	Penultimate Fantasy chest	102
#41	Pine-Fresh air freshener	96
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#57	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	8
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#117	Rock Pops	444
#17	SPF 451 lip balm	109
#527	Senior Mints	9
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#161	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	7
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#216	Spam Witch sammich	222
#9	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	174
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#200	Swabbie™ swab	17
#83	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,176
#243	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	15
#194	Trollhouse cookies	261
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#174	WA	2
#356	White Citadel burger	3
#244	White Citadel fries	6
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#276	abominable snowcone	61
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#420	adder bladder	12
#305	all-purpose cleaner	17
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#163	ancient Magi-Wipes	57
#253	ancient frozen dinner	9
#187	ancient protein powder	33
#464	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	12
#202	ancient vinyl coin purse	33
#172	annoying pitchfork	15
#270	ant hoe	1
#167	ant pick	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#149	anticheese	90
#11	antique greaves	1,090
#11	antique helmet	1,136
#11	antique shield	1,138
#13	antique spear	1,087
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#325	asbestos ore	20
#262	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#422	asparagus knife	13
#133	aspirin	6
#643	asshat	1
#62	astral mushroom	407
#6	astronaut pants	661
#30	atomic vector plotter	125
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1125	baby killer bee	5
#862	baconstone	9
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#133	badger badge	1
#382	bag of Cheat-Os	20
#287	bag of lard	4
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#48	ball	146
#496	balloon monkey	3
#302	ballroom blintz	10
#109	banana smoothie	9
#149	banjo strings	2
#126	bar skin	114
#620	barrrnacle	23
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#241	baseball	26
#116	bat guano	168
#169	bat haggis	2
#130	bat wing	157
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#151	batgut	267
#230	bean burrito	2
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#293	bed of coals	3
#185	beefy fish meat	2
#35	beer bomb	1,403
#109	beer bong	44
#62	beer cartilage	10
#254	beer goggles	1
#97	beer helmet	99
#19	beertini	216
#212	begpwnia	14
#95	bejeweled pledge pin	111
#79	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#42	bellhop bell	20
#29	bi-lateral logic compressor	125
#852	big red clown nose	2
#17	big stirring stick	10
#123	bilge wine	285
#72	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	2
#320	bit-o-cactus	10
#58	black cherry soda	19
#510	black eyedrops	1
#73	black facepaint	9
#565	black forest cake	2
#408	black greaves	4
#305	black helmet	7
#799	black paisley oyster egg	6
#354	black pension check	8
#461	black picnic basket	1
#929	black pixel	2
#16	black plastic oyster egg	155
#8	black polka-dot oyster egg	432
#71	black sheepskin diploma	8
#289	black shield	8
#421	black snake skin	10
#27	black snowcone	83
#10	black striped oyster egg	269
#290	black sword	9
#688	blackberry	4
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#1298	blood flower	2
#129	bloody beer	330
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#24	bloody mary	187
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#654	blue pixel	51
#7	blue plastic oyster egg	1,052
#279	blue polka-dot oyster egg	14
#103	blue striped oyster egg	34
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#213	bone collar	1
#103	bone rattle	30
#113	booty chest charrrm	98
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#126	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
#73	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	15
#269	bottle of alcohol	11
#12	bottle of antifreeze	57
#85	bottle of pirate juice	9
#405	bottle of popskull	4
#117	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
#344	bottle of sake	1
#80	bottle of sewage schnapps	98
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#26	bottle of ultravitamins	29
#100	bottle opener belt buckle	56
#280	bowl of cottage cheese	97
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#76	bowl of rye sprouts	10
#176	box	92
#133	brains casserole	3
#118	brass stinger	5
#223	broken skull	107
#502	broken sword	2
#175	bronze breastplate	10
#190	bronzed locust	13
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#418	brown sugar cane	6
#304	bubblewrap ore	6
#227	bubbly potion	74
#178	buckler buckle	2
#248	buckyball	21
#529	bugbear beanie	9
#788	bugbear bungguard	3
#372	bum cheek	44
#28	bunch of square grapes	721
#288	buoybottoms	2
#227	cactus fruit	10
#327	can of Binarrrca	31
#317	can of Red Minotaur	13
#75	can of black paint	8
#81	can of fake snow	4
#592	can of maces	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#124	can-can-in-a-can	3
#1141	candied kobold	1
#98	candy cane	427
#715	candy stake	9
#112	cannonball charrrm	95
#173	canopic jar	55
#167	capacitor relay	79
#86	carbonated soy milk	111
#376	carbonated water lily	8
#330	cardboard katana	1
#293	cardboard ore	6
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#162	carob chunk cookies	18
#181	carob chunk noodles	11
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#442	cat appendix	5
#319	catgut	23
#216	catgut taco	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#317	centipede eggs	9
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#562	chewing gum on a string	7
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#187	chintzy turtle brooch	5
#235	chloroform rag	16
#72	chocolate spurs	9
#109	chopsticks	53
#129	chorizo brownies	18
#50	chorizo taco	160
#79	chrome crossbow	10
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#39	chrome staff	11
#60	chrome sword	11
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#652	clown shoes	2
#309	clown skin	21
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#86	cob of corn	10
#245	cocktail napkin	18
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#245	coffin lid	6
#11	cold ninja mask	575
#716	comfy coffin	1
#443	commemorative war stein	26
#204	communications windchimes	52
#51	computronic processing unit	86
#177	cool mushroom	15
#293	cool whip	13
#111	copper ha'penny charrrm	92
#317	corn holder	3
#225	cornuthaum	35
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#95	cranberries	490
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#287	crazy little Turkish delight	47
#433	cream pie	1
#230	creamsicle	15
#142	crossbow string	2
#100	crowbarrr	27
#220	curmudgel	5
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#244	cursed cannonball	4
#197	cursed dirty joke scroll	8
#232	cursed sea biscuit	6
#41	cyborg doll	40
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#318	dance card	5
#218	dark potion	81
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#81	decaying goldfish liver	95
#581	decorative fountain	4
#229	dehydrated caviar	24
#390	delicious noodles	2
#108	delicious salad	356
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#93	demon buckler	1
#212	demon skin	71
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#91	demonskin trousers	2
#375	denim axe	1
🥉	deodorant	677
#61	depantsing bomb	128
#261	desiccated apricot	27
#74	detective skull	2
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#125	diamond-studded fronts	2
#126	didgeridooka	61
#231	digital key lime pie	3
#36	dingy planks	14
#478	dirty hobo gloves	33
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#241	disco ball	212
#306	disco mask	138
#114	disease	180
#16	disembodied brain	377
#187	disembodied smile	2
#344	dishrag	1
#51	disintegrating quill pen	502
#540	displaced fish	3
#158	donkey flipbook	5
#275	draggin' ball hat	30
#103	dried face	50
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#107	drywall axe	112
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#67	dusty animal cranium	5
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#109	dusty animal pelvis	4
#181	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	2
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#105	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	4
#83	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	5
#86	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	5
#48	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	9
#96	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	4
#116	dusty first caudal vertebra	4
#128	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
#45	dusty first thoracic vertebra	9
#134	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	3
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#99	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	4
#104	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	4
#145	dusty left clavicle	3
#62	dusty left eighth rib	6
#115	dusty left eleventh rib	4
#150	dusty left femur	3
#84	dusty left fibula	5
#88	dusty left fifth rib	5
#62	dusty left first front claw	6
#146	dusty left first rear claw	3
#45	dusty left fourth front claw	8
#52	dusty left fourth rear claw	7
#55	dusty left fourth rib	7
#53	dusty left humerus	7
#111	dusty left kneecap	4
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#142	dusty left radius	3
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#139	dusty left second front claw	3
#61	dusty left second rear claw	6
#36	dusty left second rib	10
#83	dusty left seventh rib	5
#64	dusty left sixth rib	6
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#125	dusty left third front claw	3
#82	dusty left third rear claw	5
#78	dusty left third rib	5
#57	dusty left thumb	7
#112	dusty left tibia	4
#49	dusty left twelfth rib	7
#144	dusty left ulna	3
#181	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
#57	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	6
#146	dusty right clavicle	3
#109	dusty right eighth rib	4
#105	dusty right eleventh rib	4
#107	dusty right femur	4
#105	dusty right fibula	4
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#107	dusty right first front claw	4
#53	dusty right first rear claw	7
#45	dusty right first rib	7
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#75	dusty right fourth rear claw	5
#202	dusty right fourth rib	2
#119	dusty right humerus	4
#109	dusty right kneecap	4
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#53	dusty right radius	7
#71	dusty right scapula	6
#66	dusty right second front claw	6
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#104	dusty right second rib	4
#48	dusty right seventh rib	8
#55	dusty right sixth rib	7
#46	dusty right tenth rib	8
#203	dusty right third front claw	2
#109	dusty right third rear claw	4
#134	dusty right third rib	3
#63	dusty right thumb	7
#107	dusty right tibia	4
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#73	dusty right ulna	6
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#136	dusty second caudal vertebra	3
#57	dusty second cervical vertebra	7
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#138	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	3
#149	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	3
#62	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	6
#196	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	2
#78	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	5
#62	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	6
#197	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
#69	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	6
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#57	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	7
#128	dusty third caudal vertebra	3
#50	dusty third cervical vertebra	7
#199	dusty third lumbar vertebra	2
#145	dusty third thoracic vertebra	3
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#56	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
#41	eXtreme meat staff	3
#52	eXtreme meat sword	3
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#417	eXtreme scarf	6
#228	eggbeater	2
#281	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	46
#93	enchanted barbell	28
#111	enchanted bean	48
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#72	enchanted toothpick	21
#124	enchantlers	1
#119	energy drink IV	46
#137	enormous belt buckle	37
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#465	evil golden arch	13
#10	evil teddy bear	1,012
#132	evil teddy bear sewing kit	2
#97	exploding hacky-sack	31
#43	eye-pod	10
#453	eyepatch	12
#143	f3d0r4	89
#109	fairy gravy boat	10
#507	fake blood	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#145	false eyelashes	4
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#430	fancy bath salts	20
#234	fancy dress ball	65
#389	fancy seashell necklace	6
#2393	felt	1
#212	ferret bait	63
#409	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#775	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#198	filthy poultice	37
#880	fine wine	1
#31	fire	231
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#139	fire poi	32
#82	fish bazooka	1
#107	fish-liver oil	283
#233	fizzy potion	71
#548	flaming crutch	7
#18	flaming feather	869
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#120	flaming mushroom	23
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#319	flaming talons	22
#117	flaregun	154
#44	flat dough	475
#67	floorboard cruft	21
#87	floral print shirt	4
#132	flowing hippy skirt	8
#307	flute of flat champagne	23
#136	foam noodle	10
#480	foolscap fool's cap	4
#97	foon	4
#62	football helmet	2
#82	forest tears	12
#133	fortune cookie	46
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#247	fricasseed brains	4
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#14	frigid ninja stars	6,052
#274	frilly shirt	2
#142	frilly skirt	38
#15	frozen feather	845
#151	frozen mushroom	18
#87	frozen nunchaku	46
#26	fruit basket	19
#55	fruitcake	498
#292	funky dried mushroom	28
#141	furniture dolly	22
#427	furry pants	1
#280	ga-ga radio	9
#235	gas balloon	38
#91	gator skin	96
#223	gauze garter	71
#117	ghuol ears	186
#150	ghuol egg	168
#47	ghuol egg quiche	70
#242	ghuol guolash	42
#72	ghuol-ear kabob	16
#233	giant cactus quill	3
#372	giant discarded bottlecap	14
#291	giant discarded plastic fork	33
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#124	giant foam finger	39
#47	giant glass of brandy	9
#108	giant moxie weed	38
#149	giant pinky ring	98
#60	gin and tonic	10
#63	gingerbread bugbear	442
#791	gingerbread horror	8
#57	gingham blouse	5
#158	glistening fish meat	3
#268	gloomy mushroom wine	2
#218	glowing red eye	95
#148	gnatwing	52
#68	gnauga hide	95
#16	gnauga hide buckler	12
#58	gnauga hide chaps	2
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#89	gnoll lips	50
#119	gnoll teeth	42
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#248	goat beard	28
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#218	goatskin umbrella	7
#245	gob of wet hair	79
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#408	golden ring	59
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#161	googly eye	85
#719	goth kid t-shirt	3
#260	gr8ps	18
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#393	grave robbing shovel	2
#220	green beer	76
#659	green pixel	41
#175	green smoke bomb	15
#360	grouchy restless spirit	31
#377	grumpy old man charrrm	5
#219	grungy flannel shirt	3
#317	guano coffee cup	5
#150	gyroscope	20
#235	half-orchid	10
#130	halfberd	5
#197	hamethyst	37
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#183	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#291	handful of hand chalk	116
#383	handful of moss	7
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#196	handful of sand	112
#300	handful of sawdust	15
#36	handsomeness potion	74
#431	happiness	3
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#84	heavy metal sonata	9
#164	helmet recipe	2
#407	helmet turtle	112
#636	hemp string	5
#212	henna face paint	8
#348	herb brownies	72
#151	hill of beans	200
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#66	hippo whip	4
#49	hippopotamus pants	3
#251	hippopotamus skin	5
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#143	hippy medical kit	41
#197	hippy protest button	26
#236	honey-dew	1
#210	honey-dipped locust	13
#301	hors d'oeuvre tray	3
#433	hot date	7
#155	hot katana blade	131
#36	hot powder	139
#308	hot wing	237
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#76	two-handed depthsword	2
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#376	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	9
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#293	unstable laser battery	72
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#15	vampire duck-on-a-string	768
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#54	whiskey sour	61
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#68	white collar	34
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#51	yellow plastic hard hat	3
#28	yellow plastic oyster egg	113
#22	yo	328
#30	yo-yo	1,044
#59	yohohoyo	59

Wow, that's 134,769 items total!

what items are this player missing?