Museum :: Jasonbot

Jasonbot

Rank	Item	Quantity
#803	1-ball	4
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#850	2-ball	3
#1080	3-ball	2
#888	4-ball	3
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#581	5-ball	6
#785	6-ball	4
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#518	Angry Farmer candy	141
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#431	BRICKO brick	6
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#211	Bit O' Ectoplasm	11
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#180	Blatantly Canadian	19
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#1579	Cloaca grenade	2
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#1201	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#1153	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1172	Crimbo fudge	3
#1172	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#2290	Crimbuck	16
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1098	Daffy Taffy	20
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#377	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1410	Dyspepsi-Cola	13
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#204	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#278	Frat Army FGF	10
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#180	GOTO	1
#193	Gaia beads	19
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#409	Gnollish pie server	3
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#225	Gnollish toolbox	23
#148	Gummi-Gnauga	25
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#319	Hippy Army MPE	12
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#321	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#1122	Imp Ale	40
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#669	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#802	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#791	Knob Goblin scimitar	4
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#758	Knob Goblin tongs	5
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#57	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	5
#567	Knob mushroom	5
#100	Knob stuffed shells	20
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#669	LED block	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3020	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#795	M-242	6
#647	Mad Train wine	103
#166	Mae West	6
#401	Manetwich	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#72	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	120
#361	Meleegra™ pills	26
#537	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#225	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	346
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#583	Mountain Stream soda	15
#1082	Mr. Mediocrebar	40
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#228	Oil of Parrrlay	10
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#383	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#223	PADL Phone	44
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#564	Penultimate Fantasy chest	12
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#219	Pine-Fresh air freshener	16
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1049	Rock Pops	43
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#589	Spam Witch sammich	29
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#26	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#304	Supernova Champagne	13
#282	Swabbie™ swab	9
#119	Sweet Sword	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#781	Trollhouse cookies	14
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#514	Typical Tavern swill	3
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#932	Valentine	15
#425	Wand of Nagamar	12
#603	Wint-O-Fresh mint	17
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#589	Yummy Tummy bean	336
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#166	abominable blubber	3
#222	accidental cider	7
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#396	adder bladder	14
#501	alphabet gum	2
#723	amulet of extreme plot significance	10
#434	ancient Magi-Wipes	8
#396	ancient frozen dinner	4
#583	ancient protein powder	2
#2609	anniversary gift box	1
#282	ant agonist	10
#302	anti-anti-antidote	9
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#474	antique greaves	9
#63	antique hand mirror	154
#482	antique helmet	9
#252	antique packet of ketchup	6
#366	antique shield	16
#511	antique spear	8
#319	armgun	5
#232	around the world	9
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#136	asbestos ore	69
#118	asparagus knife	89
#469	asshat	2
#424	awful poetry journal	239
#358	bätzle	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#379	bacon bath ball	2
#2451	baconstone	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#242	balaclava	3
#215	balaclava baklava	15
#2044	ball	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#312	balloon sword	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#968	bananagate	1
#778	bar skin	6
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#187	bargain flash powder	4
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#402	baseball	10
#166	bat guano	114
#686	bat wing	7
#784	batblade	1
#209	batgut	170
#1426	bath ball gift set	1
#290	beach glass bead	14
#282	beanbag chair	1
#800	beer bomb	5
#347	beer bong	5
#430	beer helmet	6
#543	beer lens	2
#383	bejeweled pledge pin	9
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#243	bellhop bell	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#290	big rock	3
#97	big stick	6
#57	bigger stick	4
#568	bilge wine	9
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#469	black & tan	2
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#307	black greaves	7
#547	black helmet	2
#289	black kettle drum	2
#577	black pepper	1
#245	black picnic basket	7
#466	black pixel	39
#522	black pudding	2
#462	black shield	3
#390	black sword	5
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#136	bloody mary	17
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#695	blue pixel	44
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#945	bone chips	1
#339	bone flute	2
#665	bone rattle	1
#668	booty chest charrrm	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#836	bottle of Blank-Out	2
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#210	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#254	bottle of cooking sherry	6
#181	bottle of gin	180
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#315	bottle of popskull	6
#904	bottle of rum	17
#272	bottle of sake	2
#698	bottle of tequila	16
#622	bottle of vodka	15
#908	bottle of whiskey	11
#226	bottle opener belt buckle	14
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#381	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
#93	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#755	bowl of cottage cheese	9
#88	bowl of lucky charms	10
#523	box	15
#946	boxed wine	6
#241	boxing glove	1
#1178	brick	22
#332	briefcase	15
#576	broken skull	20
#502	broken sword	2
#580	brown sugar cane	2
#327	bubblewrap ore	5
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#1274	buckyball	2
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#346	bullet-proof corduroys	9
#441	bum cheek	26
#538	cactus fruit	1
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#453	can of Red Minotaur	8
#385	can of Swiller	4
#209	can of black paint	1
#401	can of maces	2
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#902	candied kobold	2
#1963	candied yams	3
#717	candy brain	2
#3619	candy cane	3
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#360	canopic jar	10
#317	carbonated soy milk	10
#462	carbonated water lily	4
#171	cardboard katana	3
#293	cardboard ore	6
#873	casino pass	1
#733	cast	8
#221	centipede eggs	16
#287	chaos butterfly	902
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#998	cheap toaster	2
#188	cheap wind-up clock	3
#413	chef's hat	19
#418	chewing gum on a string	16
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#67	chintzy saucepan earring	18
#28	chintzy seal pendant	54
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#277	chloroform rag	11
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#312	chocolate filthy lucre	12
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#672	chopsticks	2
#123	chrome ore	62
#429	chrome staff	1
#1754	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#871	cloudy potion	2
#722	clown skin	2
#705	club necklace	10
#119	club of the five seasons	1
#302	cocktail napkin	11
#345	cocoa eggshell fragment	197
#879	coconut shell	9
#597	coffin lid	1
#712	cog	16
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#204	cold nuggets	8
#229	cold powder	2
#241	cold wad	7
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#241	communications windchimes	36
#258	concentrated magicalness pill	8
🥉	control crystal	1
#469	cool mushroom	4
#864	cool whip	1
#513	copper ha'penny charrrm	5
#226	cordial of concentration	1
#389	corn holder	2
#571	cornuthaum	4
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#1221	corpsetini	3
#649	cranberries	17
#264	cream stout	11
#541	creamsicle	1
#260	crystallized memory	1
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#390	cup of primitive beer	2
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#354	dance card	4
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#581	decorative fountain	4
#553	dehydrated caviar	3
#439	demon skin	16
#757	dense meat stack	12
#438	dented harmonica	1
#379	depantsing bomb	6
#644	desiccated apricot	2
#1148	diamond necklace	6
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#238	didgeridooka	18
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#212	dire fudgesicle	8
#500	dirty hobo gloves	29
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#820	disco ball	23
#789	disco mask	21
#561	disease	11
#263	disembodied brain	14
#177	dishrag	3
#355	disintegrating quill pen	16
#354	displaced fish	10
#386	distilled fortified wine	6
#326	distressed denim pants	8
#450	disturbing fanfic	262
#1312	dollhive	2
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#680	drab sonata	2
#772	draggin' ball hat	2
#572	dried face	3
#471	drum machine	6
#266	dry martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#520	duct tape	64
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#707	dusty bottle of Marsala	8
#725	dusty bottle of Merlot	8
#729	dusty bottle of Muscat	7
#932	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#950	dusty bottle of Port	2
#842	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#781	dwarf bread	4
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#4235	easter egg balloon	2
#214	effluvious emerald	6
#174	eggbeater	3
#2834	eggnog	1
#1396	elven socks	1
#1744	elven suicide capsule	6
#833	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	6
#303	enchanted barbell	5
#370	enchanted bean	5
#164	energy drink IV	28
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#969	evil golden arch	1
#377	eye of newt	24
#402	eye-pod	1
#88	eyedrops of newt	8
#1087	eyepatch	1
#723	f3d0r4	3
#1640	facsimile dictionary	2
#189	fairy gravy boat	6
#761	fake blood	1
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2393	felt	1
#361	ferret bait	16
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#686	festive sausage	2
#323	fetid feather	25
#409	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#713	filthy corduroys	3
#775	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#712	filthy lucre	50
#269	filthy poultice	17
#196	finger cymbals	3
#257	fire poi	9
#477	fish-liver oil	6
#858	fizzy potion	2
#670	flaming crutch	4
#369	flaming feather	25
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#131	flaming mushroom	22
#393	flaming talons	15
#715	flaregun	5
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#304	flirtatious feather	21
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#299	flowing hippy skirt	2
#732	flute of flat champagne	2
#351	foam noodle	2
#366	foie gras	2
#119	forest tears	9
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#329	frightful feather	26
#589	frigid ninja stars	31
#393	frilly skirt	9
#325	frozen Mob Penguin	4
#358	frozen feather	25
#130	frozen mushroom	22
#3427	fruitcake	1
#210	fruitfilm	1
#1299	fudgecule	9
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#395	funky dried mushroom	13
#228	furniture dolly	11
#243	furry fur	557
#487	fuzzbump	2
#3222	fuzzy dice	2
#398	gas balloon	10
#464	gauze garter	6
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#880	ghuol guolash	2
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#454	giant foam finger	2
#409	giant moxie weed	5
#179	giant needle	411
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#275	gimlet	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#799	glass of goat's milk	2
#753	glowing red eye	6
#747	gnatwing	1
#469	gnauga hide	8
#769	gnoll lips	1
#508	gnoll teeth	5
#478	goat cheese	21
#560	goat cheese pizza	7
#304	goatskin umbrella	4
#1799	golden ring	39
#2658	googly eye	1
#559	grapes	6
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1195	green beer	6
#537	green clay bead	11
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#929	green pixel	10
#402	green smoke bomb	2
#30	groovy prism necklace	2
#5341	grue egg	1
#453	grumpy old man charrrm	3
#870	guitar pick	1
#1227	gyroscope	1
#295	half-rotten brain	2
#250	half-sized guitar	2
#2400	hamethyst	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#184	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
#3715	handful of confetti	4
#1083	handful of hand chalk	4
#278	handful of moss	14
#409	handful of nuts and berries	1
#343	handful of pine needles	5
#567	handful of sand	11
#386	handful of sawdust	8
#506	happiness	2
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#1230	heart necklace	6
#685	heart-shaped balloon	5
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#362	hellion cube	15
#467	helmet turtle	92
#909	herb brownies	5
#1293	herbal stuffing	5
#675	herbs	8
#626	hideous egg	1
#542	hill of beans	18
#313	hippy bongo	1
#348	hippy medical kit	6
#268	hippy protest button	11
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#160	holiday log	1
#452	hot date	6
#266	hot hi mein	1
#858	hot wing	16
#606	huge spoon	1
#984	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	33
#909	ice-cold Willer	20
#637	ice-cold fotie	19
#682	ice-cold six-pack	7
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#297	infernal fife	2
#618	infernal insoles	2
#577	inflatable duck	1
#590	inkwell	2
#683	irate sombrero	1
#961	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3
#132	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	3
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1861	jawbruiser	1
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#378	jug-o-magicalness	3
#213	jungle drum	2
#506	keg shield	1
#621	ketchup hound	3
#445	kick-ass kicks	2
#1662	killing feather	28
#2061	kite	1
#255	knob bugle	3
#897	kumquartz	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#686	lead necklace	8
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#137	leaf of grass	3
#210	leaflet	6
#558	leather chaps	2
#897	leather mask	1
#489	leathery bat skin	8
#795	leathery cat skin	1
#324	leftovers of indeterminate origin	6
#727	lemon	20
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#733	lihc eye	6
#321	lihc eye pie	7
#469	lihc face	7
#652	lime	6
#1116	little paper umbrella	3
#306	long pork	4
#527	long skinny balloon	9
#46	lotion of spookiness	48
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#382	lump of diamond	5
#425	lupine sword	1
#1430	macaroni duck	1
#386	magic lamp	1
#397	magic whistle	1
#362	magical mystery juice	19
#55	magicalness-in-a-can	140
#368	magilaser blastercannon	3
#247	makeshift cape	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#612	maple syrup	4
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#575	marionette collective	1
#284	marshmallow	96
#667	martini	1
#606	marzipan skull	12
#78	massive sitar	3
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2253	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#939	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#341	meat engine	4
#272	meat paste	297
#315	meat stack	116
#471	megatofu	6
#348	melted Jell-o shot	3
#660	mind flayer corpse	5
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#1387	monomolecular yo-yo	7
#1082	motivational poster	2
#394	moxie weed	47
#499	mugcake	2
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#474	necrotizing body spray	3
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#181	nothing-in-the-box	3
#3385	obsidian dagger	1
#394	ocarina of space	2
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
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#1273	yeti fur	10
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2

Wow, that's 13,658 items total!

what items are this player missing?