Museum :: BeefThief

BeefThief

Rank	Item	Quantity
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#1119	1-ball	2
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#496	30669 scroll	12
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#522	334 scroll	7
#889	4-ball	3
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#900	6-ball	3
#155	668 scroll	9
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#1975	8-ball	2
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#1538	Angry Farmer candy	9
#176	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	7
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#180	Atomic Pop	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#285	BURT	96
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#124	Barney's rake	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#94	Barulio's bottle	4
#72	Bash-Ōs boxtop	12
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#608	Black No. 2	3
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#528	Blood Light	2
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#472	Bone's Farm "wine"	2
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#409	CRIMBCO mug	31
#1118	CRIMBCO scrip	40
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#257	CSA fire-starting kit	41
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#14	Chroner cross	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#490	Crimbo candied pecan	22
#488	Crimbo fudge	22
#551	Crimbo peppermint bark	18
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#959	Crimbuck	707
#1744	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#963	Daffy Taffy	25
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#240	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#881	Dyspepsi-Cola	55
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#150	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	10
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#183	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	5
#120	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	8
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#700	FDKOL commendation	25
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#242	FDKOL hotcakes	15
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#14	Frosty's snowball sack	3
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#137	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	8
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#277	Go-Wassail	68
#711	Goodfella contract	10
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#203	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
🥇	Great S-Cape	1
#164	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#1406	Imp Ale	16
#1205	Instant Karma	1
#826	Iron Beta of Industry	6
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#967	Knob Goblin firecracker	4
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#557	Knob Goblin superseltzer	4
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#646	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	42
#752	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	6
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#115	MSG	9
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#183	Marquis de Poivre soda	56
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#238	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	32
#798	Meleegra™ pills	5
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#66	Mer-kin healscroll	17
#63	Mer-kin hidepaint	8
#102	Mer-kin hookspear	5
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#71	Mer-kin prayerbeads	6
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#879	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	8
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#428	Monstar energy beverage	5
#72	Moon Pie	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#659	Mountain Stream soda	10
#323	Mr. Joe's bangles	4
#1347	Mr. Mediocrebar	27
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#303	NG	2
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#266	Newman's Own Trousers	4
#690	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	6
#368	Nightstalker perfume	2
#68	Northern pemmican	3
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#217	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	5
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#383	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#696	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#666	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#812	Ram's Face Lager	3
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#1770	Rock Pops	14
#319	Rock and Roll Legend	4
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#404	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#420	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#29	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	3
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#486	Silver Bullet beer	2
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#632	Spooky Surprise Egg	10
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#31	Staff of Blood and Pudding	2
#11	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1016	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	22
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#755	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	5
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1437	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1741	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1141	Trollhouse cookies	3
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#273	Tuesday's ruby	8
#143	UV monocular	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#33	Ultrasoldier Serum	39
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#457	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	24
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#75	Ur-Donut	2
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#1777	Valentine	4
#126	Van der Graaf helmet	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#523	Wand of Nagamar	9
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#554	Wint-O-Fresh mint	19
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#87	X-37 gun	2
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#2173	Yummy Tummy bean	26
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#377	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#612	adder bladder	4
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#92	agua de vida	62
#91	albatross necklace	1
#284	alien drugs	1
#617	all-purpose cleaner	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#305	alphabet gum	5
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#595	ammonite fossil	6
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#459	ancient protein powder	5
#255	ancient spice	9
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#378	ant agonist	5
#185	ant hoe	2
#167	ant pick	2
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#227	anti-anti-antidote	15
#766	anticheese	3
#888	antique greaves	1
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#898	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#744	antique shield	2
#773	antique spear	2
#275	asbestos apron	3
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#998	asbestos ore	2
#262	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#769	aspirin	1
#469	asshat	2
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#1546	baby killer bee	2
#170	bacon bath ball	6
#942	baconstone	8
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#132	bad-ass club	1
#1510	badass belt	36
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#241	bag of lard	5
#430	balaclava	1
#1158	ball	4
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#152	ballast turtle	2
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#42	ballpark hot daub	2
#1147	banana	1
#221	banana cream pie	2
#380	banana peel	8
#285	banana smoothie	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#548	bananagate	9
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1800	barrrnacle	2
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#654	baseball	3
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#770	bat guano	3
#77	bat whip	1
#652	bat wing	9
#54	bat-ass leather jacket	5
#1172	batgut	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#287	bazookafish bubble gum	4
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#183	beautiful rainbow	1
#95	beaver spear	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#836	beer bomb	4
#572	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#176	beer-soaked mop	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#489	belemnite fossil	8
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#191	bellhop bell	2
#86	berries of suffering	6
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#395	big bass drum	1
#111	big boom	18
#43	big glob of skin	5
#852	big red clown nose	2
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#122	bit of clingfilm	28
#369	bite-me-red lipstick	33
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#391	black forest ham	3
#458	black greaves	3
#547	black helmet	2
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#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#36	wet venom duct	13
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#75	whimpering willow bark	6
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
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#94	wings of fire	1
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#476	witty rapier	2
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#196	wonderwall shield	6
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#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
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#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#696	yellow gummi ingot	19
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#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
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🥇	yield shield	1
#1803	yo	2

Wow, that's 15,052 items total!

what items are this player missing?