| #1729 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1428 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1668 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1405 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1416 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #39 | Feynman gate | 375 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #524 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #1731 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #586 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1116 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #528 | fire poi | 1 |
| #613 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #549 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #577 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #529 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #942 | water pipe bomb | 1 |