| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #39 | Feynman gate | 375 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |