Ermine

RankItemQuantity
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#39Feynman gate375
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
#612PADL Phone1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#1729bottle of goofballs13
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#651communications windchimes1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#406exploding hacky-sack1
#527filthy poultice1
#529fire poi1
#614gauze garter1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#506keg shield1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#511war tongs1
#939water pipe bomb1

Wow, that's 445 items total!

what items are this player missing?