Jashler

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#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#105"Remember the Trees" Shirt1
#114"meat" stick1
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#8853-ball3
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#693334 scroll3
#11134-ball2
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#10775-ball2
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#16408-ball4
#785ASCII shirt1
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#84Afternoon Delight1
#276Alewife™ Ale1
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
#259Alice's Army Guard1
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
#106Alice's Army Martyr2
#205Alice's Army Nurse2
#216Alice's Army Shieldmaiden2
#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#207Alice's Army Wallman2
#1714Angry Farmer candy5
#57Aye Aye1
#69BRICKO hat1
#1398Baron von Ratsworth's monocle8
#150Barulio's bottle1
#143Battlie Light Saver3
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#214Ben-Gal™ Balm3
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#181Black Body™ spray1
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#117Bowl of Scorpions1
#94Bram's choker1
#80Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#57Bustle Hustler1
#64Buttery Knob1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#229CSA cheerfulness ration1
#215CSA scoutmaster's "water"1
#60Chakra Libre1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#71Cherrytastrophe wine cooler1
#88Choco-Mint patty1
#78Citrus Crush wine cooler1
#1352Cloaca-Cola3
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#80Crazymaker1
#754Crimbo pie1
#3210Crown of the Goblin King3
#93Cursed Punch1
#347D roll1
#1769Daffy Taffy3
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#456Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment2
#541Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir5
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#189Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#84Drac & Tan1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2026Drowsy Sword3
#63Drunken Astrophysicist1
#52Drunken Philosopher1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#1795Dyspepsi-Cola4
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#47Earth and Firewater1
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#229Effermint™ tablets2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#53Extra-slimy Slimosa1
#45Falcon™ Maltese Liquor1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#245Fantasma en la Máquina1
#55Fauna Libre1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#57Firewater1
#71Flaming Sazerorc1
#82Fog Murderer1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#607Gaia beads1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#397Genalen™ Bottle2
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#41Gnomish sagngria1
#94Gold Velvet™ whiskey1
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#68Great Older Fashioned1
#65Green Burlap1
#77Green Giant1
#186Green Manalishi1
#59Green Velvet1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#131Hatorade1
#49Herring Daiquiri1
#393Hippy Army MPE7
#318Hollandaise helmet8
#76Humanitini1
#192Iiti Kitty Gumdrop5
#419Iiti Kitty phone charm4
#1201Imp Ale32
#1206Instant Karma1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#93Jack-O-Lantern beer1
#61Jackhammer1
#99Jacob's rung1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#916Knob Goblin firecracker5
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#801Knob Goblin harem veil2
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#913Knob Goblin pants2
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#914Knob Goblin scimitar2
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#963Knob Goblin tongs2
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#148Knob jelly donut1
#172Knob lo mein1
#822Knob mushroom1
#238Knob nuts1
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#130Knob shroomkabob1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#193Knob stroganoff1
#132Knoll lo mein1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#111Knoll stir-fry1
#241La Fantasma y La Oscuridad1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#57Lollipop Drop1
#38London frog1
#1725Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet11
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#216MSG1
#1631Mad Train wine2
#401Manetwich1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#97Mark V Steam-Hat2
#437Maxwell's Silver Hammer3
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#276McMillicancuddy's Special Lager10
#575Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs3
#116Mer-kin breastplate1
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#56Mer-kin finpaddle1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#1060Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub2
#91Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey1
#239Milk Studs8
#43Miserable Pie1
#106Missing Eye Simulation Device3
#319Misty Cloak2
#321Misty Robe2
#851Mohawk wig2
#488Monstar energy beverage3
#67Moonshine Mohobo1
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#69Morlock's Mark Bourbon2
#110Mornington crescent roll3
#80Mountain Stream Code Black Alert1
#459Mountain Stream soda29
#103Mt. McLargeHuge oyster1
#77Murderer's Punch1
#91Muschat1
#182Mylar balloon1
#232O'RLY manual1
#79Oh, the Humanitini1
#79Orangemageddon wine cooler1
#677Orcish baseball cap2
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#145P.B.L.T.1
#555PADL Phone2
#80PB&J with the crusts cut off1
#358PEEZ dispenser1
#40Phil Collins1
#32Phlegethon1
#476Pick-O-Matic lockpicks2
#187Pokëmann band-aid1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#173Polysniff Perfume1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#52R'lyeh1
#72Radberry Rip wine cooler1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#869Ram's Face Lager2
#74Red Dwarf1
#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
#2522Rock Pops2
#234Rompedores de Fantasmas1
#114Russian Ice1
#88S.T.L.T.1
#86SMOOCH soda1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#112Sacramento wine1
#102Saturday Night Special2
#53Sazerorc1
#1319Senior Mints1
#56Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion1
#202Shivering Chèvre3
#175Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip2
#37Siberian sunrise1
#65Slimebite1
#57Slimosa1
#51Slippery Knob1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#186Space Tours Tripple3
#1027Spam Witch sammich2
#38Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)4
#52Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)4
#57Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)4
#52Strikes Again Bigmouth1
#64Suffering Sinner1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#623Supernova Champagne2
#294Swizzler4
#181T.U.R.D.S. Key2
#41Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco1
#828Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita1
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#1643Tasty Fun Good rice candy4
#109Texas tea1
#85The Lost Glasses1
#57Third Base1
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#290Tiger-lily's milk1
#60Transylvania Sling1
#1141Trollhouse cookies3
#513Typical Tavern swill3
#64VYKEA hex key1
#63VYKEA mead1
#60VYKEA meatballs1
#2405Valentine1
#183Venus flytrap1
#984Warm Subject gift certificate3
#199Way More Tears™ pepper spray4
#169Whatsian Ionic Pliers1
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#106White Hyborian1
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#150Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick6
#166Ye Olde Meade2
#160Ye Olde Medieval Insult4
#261Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher2
#2738Yummy Tummy bean4
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#92Zoodriver1
#278a butt tuba2
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#101acceptable bagel1
#25acceptable mayolus1
#387accidental cider2
#132accord ion1
#70accordion file1
#121accordionoid rocca1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#121actual tapas1
#106adder15
#714adder bladder2
#54agnolotti arboli1
#190airblaster gun1
#73alien meat1
#53alien sandwich1
#567all-purpose cleaner3
#129all-purpose flower1
#116alpha-mail pants1
#147amok pudding1
#109amok putter1
#1252amulet of extreme plot significance2
#307ancient Magi-Wipes15
#87ancient calendar fragment3
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#126ancient ice cream scoop5
#72ancient pills1
#265ancient poisoned dart1
#408ancient protein powder7
#533ancient spice1
#252ancient stone fist1
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#139angst burger1
#48animal part cracker1
#679anniversary balloon1
#416anti-anti-antidote2
#1061anticheese1
#117antique accordion1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#722antique greaves2
#745antique helmet2
#131antique machete4
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#411armgun2
#171artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice1
#181artisanal limoncello2
#435asbestos crossbow1
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#903asbestos ore3
#478asbestos sword1
#92asbestos thermos1
#1080asparagus knife1
#140asparagus lo mein1
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#643asshat1
#116attorney's badge6
#124autocalliope1
#106automatic catapult1
#1396awful poetry journal9
#358bätzle1
#183babycakes1
#187backwoods screwdriver4
#212bag of GORF1
#222bag of GORP1
#281bag of W&Ws7
#161bag of pygmy blood1
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#632balaclava baklava1
#305balloon helmet1
#312balloon sword1
#630ballroom blintz1
#85balsa plank2
#197bamboo bokuto1
#1234bar skin1
#122bar whip1
#121baritone accordion1
#412bark rootbeer1
#83barrel cracker1
#70barrel gun1
#84barrel pickle1
#102barrel-aged martini1
#367barskin hat1
#88barskin loincloth1
#654baseball3
#44basic martini1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#98basic meat fez1
#144basic meat helmet1
#100basic meat kilt1
#129basic meat pants1
#86basic meat skirt1
#151basic meat spork1
#114basic meat staff1
#144basic meat sword1
#27bastard baster1
#823bat guano2
#231bat haggis1
#89bat hat1
#759bat wing5
#216bat wing kabob1
#144bat wing stir-fry1
#606batblade2
#1172batgut1
#127batskin belt11
#267bean burrito1
#69bear claw1
#95beaver spear1
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#50beefy pill1
#657beer bomb11
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#82beery blood1
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#60bellhop's hat1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#395big bass drum1
#210big stick1
#76big stirring stick1
#802bilge wine1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#152birdbone corset1
#479bit-o-cactus3
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#159blended frozen swill1
#40blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
#84blood and blood1
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#57bloodstain stick11
#1035bloody beer1
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#621bloody mary1
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#377blue pixel potion1
#98blue shell2
#242boilermaker1
#107bone abacus5
#118bone bandoneon1
#665bone rattle1
#138book of matches3
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#279boring spaghetti1
#90bottle of Amontillado1
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#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#531bottle of Monsieur Bubble5
#456bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
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#83bottle of drinkin' gas1
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#258box of Dweebs10
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#1334boxed wine1
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
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#205breakfast mess1
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#1268broken skull1
#624broken sword1
#590bronze breastplate1
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#200brown felt tophat1
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#516brown sugar cane3
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#98bubblewrap sword1
#178bubblin' crude96
#335bucket of honey1
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#1109bugbear bungguard1
#409bullet-proof corduroys5
#1095bum cheek1
#155bumblebee marble1
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#970bunny liver1
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#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#554can of Swiller1
#210can of black paint1
#592can of maces1
#77can of the cheapest beer1
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#90cap gun1
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#684cardboard wakizashi1
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#157cartoon heart1
#873casino pass1
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#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#396cat appendix7
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#235charming flute1
#105cheap Chinese beer1
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#775chewing gum on a string1
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#765chorizo taco1
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#254chrome helmet turtle1
#777chrome ore3
#98cigar box turtle7
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#185clown wig1
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#138clutch of dodecapede eggs4
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#106cold mashed potatoes1
#558cold ninja mask3
#374cold wad1
#111cold water bottle4
#86colorful toad11
#86combat fan1
#253comfy pillow1
#883commemorative war stein1
#524communications windchimes3
#170compression stocking2
#129concentrated cordial of concentration1
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#139contract enforcement stick1
#748cool mushroom1
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#558cool whip3
#850cornuthaum1
#122costume rental shop1
#362costume sword1
#116cotton candy bale1
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#106cotton candy pinch1
#142cotton candy plug1
#120cotton candy skoshe1
#121cotton candy smidgen1
#130crêepy mask1
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#269crappy brain1
#140crappy waiter disguise1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#570cream stout1
#163creepy ginger ale2
#161crowbar1
#706crowbarrr1
#198crown-shaped beanie1
#136crude voodoo doll1
#47crudles3
#376cruelty-free wine4
#27crystalline reamer1
#117cup of hickory chicory1
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#459cup of primitive beer1
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#460cursed sea biscuit1
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#48cyan seashell12
#115cyber-mattock1
#1025daisy1
#122dancing fan2
#139day-old beer1
#1037dead guy's watch2
#111dead lights pie1
#101dead meat bun1
#272decent brain1
#113deep six-shooter1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#175delectable catalyst1
#468delicious noodles1
#1796delicious salad1
#245delicious shimmering moth1
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#134delicious swamp muck1
#711demon skin4
#97demon whip1
#134demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#375denim axe1
#65denim jacket1
#1263dense meat stack1
#437dented harmonica1
#405depantsing bomb5
#643desiccated apricot2
#59devil hair pasta1
#93dew yoana lei1
#2467diamond necklace2
#755diamond-studded cane3
#597didgeridooka1
#63dieting pill1
#88dilapidated wizard hat1
#209dingy planks1
#89dinner roll1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#1215disco ball8
#1207disco mask6
#1025disease1
#228dishrag2
#413disintegrating quill pen11
#596displaced fish2
#490distressed denim pants2
#1645disturbing fanfic3
#572divine champagne flute1
#270double-barreled sling1
#680drab sonata2
#931draggin' ball hat1
#297dragon snaps1
#374dreadlock whip1
#782dried face1
#100dripping meat sword1
#107drum of tommy ammo12
#266dry martini1
#783dry noodles15
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#1821duct tape4
#45dueling banjo1
#382dull fish scale4
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#124duonoculars1
#272dusty animal cranium1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#883dusty bottle of Merlot3
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#833dusty bottle of Pinot Noir4
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#840dusty bottle of Zinfandel3
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#294dusty left kneecap1
#201dusty right fibula2
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#1281dwarf bread1
#285eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest2
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#471eXtreme mittens6
#505eXtreme scarf4
#136eagle feather1
#121eagle's milk2
#124ectoplasmic orbs1
#60edible alien plant bit1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#51eighth plague1
#258eldritch effluvium31
#141electric copperhead potion2
#100electric snakebite5
#128elegant nightstick1
#87elemental caipiroska1
#210elephant stinger1
#125eleven-foot pole2
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#305elven squeeze1
#967empty Cloaca-Cola bottle3
#442enchanted barbell2
#344enchanted bean6
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#124enchantlers1
#599enormous belt buckle2
#75eraser nubbin1
#239escargotsicle1
#130eternal car battery1
#969evil golden arch1
#83exotic jungle fruit27
#95extra-flat panini3
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
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#8911stuffed mind flayer1
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#1085super-spiky hair gel7
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#220third-hand nunchaku1
#536thistle wine1
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#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#82throbbing organ pie1
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#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
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#2808tofurkey gravy1
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#163tonic djinn1
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#94twisted-up wet towel1
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#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
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#229very overdue library book1
#176vial of The Glistening1
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#65vitamin G pill1
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#321vodka martini3
#159voodoo glowskull2
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#630white class ring8
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#1104white lightning1
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#866white snake skin3
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#80yak toupee1
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#80yakskin kilt1
#106yakskin pants1
#63yakskin skirt1
#94yellow matter custard1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#48yellow seashell11
#1622yeti fur3
#606yohohoyo1
#194yule gruel1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 6,832 items total!

what items are this player missing?