| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #671 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #358 | Go-Wassail | 50 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #275 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #553 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #944 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂłn de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #576 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #343 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #479 | PADL Phone | 5 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #516 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 18 |
| #553 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 14 |
| #571 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 12 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #1252 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #2603 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #416 | anti-anti-antidote | 2 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #427 | bite-me-red lipstick | 19 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #701 | bone chips | 10 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #256 | bowl of cottage cheese | 103 |
| #771 | box | 6 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #557 | clown skin | 6 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #34 | drop of water-37 | 500 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #560 | ferret bait | 3 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #431 | ghostly body paint | 4 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #452 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #594 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #147 | handful of honey | 63 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #481 | jerky coins | 40 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #20 | liver and let pie | 78 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1041 | original G | 3 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #266 | paperclip | 181 |
| #502 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1100 | phonics down | 2 |
| #1050 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #216 | plastic guitar | 10 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #477 | press-on ribs | 4 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #909 | ruby W | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #340 | sausage bomb | 2 |
| #147 | seal-brain elixir | 8 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #860 | spring | 5 |
| #878 | sprocket | 5 |
| #792 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2075 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2299 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1808 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #2195 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2391 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2144 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2781 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1584 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1131 | super-spiky hair gel | 5 |
| #574 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #800 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1538 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #873 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #2932 | toast | 5 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1626 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #2355 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #397 | whisker pencil | 10 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #460 | wool hat | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |