| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #355 | Go-Wassail | 50 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #548 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #342 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #477 | PADL Phone | 5 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #516 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 18 |
| #553 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 14 |
| #571 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 12 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #2605 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #416 | anti-anti-antidote | 2 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #427 | bite-me-red lipstick | 19 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #703 | bone chips | 10 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #254 | bowl of cottage cheese | 103 |
| #773 | box | 6 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #557 | clown skin | 6 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #916 | disease | 2 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #35 | drop of water-37 | 500 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #560 | ferret bait | 3 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #431 | ghostly body paint | 4 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #452 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #147 | handful of honey | 63 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #81 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #480 | jerky coins | 40 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #20 | liver and let pie | 78 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1041 | original G | 3 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #266 | paperclip | 181 |
| #501 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1102 | phonics down | 2 |
| #1048 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #216 | plastic guitar | 10 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #476 | press-on ribs | 4 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #908 | ruby W | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #339 | sausage bomb | 2 |
| #148 | seal-brain elixir | 8 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #862 | spring | 5 |
| #880 | sprocket | 5 |
| #791 | squashed frog | 5 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2070 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1802 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #2192 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1585 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1132 | super-spiky hair gel | 5 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #798 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1541 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #872 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #2925 | toast | 5 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #2356 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #395 | whisker pencil | 10 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #460 | wool hat | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |