Museum :: IAmtheDisco

IAmtheDisco

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#193	BRICKO brick	968
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#291	BURT	92
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#221	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#110	Beach Buck	41
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#568	Blood Light	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#70	C.H.U.M. chum	32
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#409	CRIMBCO mug	31
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#241	CRIMBCO wine	31
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#124	Cosmic Calorie	56
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#396	Crimbo candied pecan	29
#299	Crimbo fudge	44
#327	Crimbo peppermint bark	38
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#307	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#80	Crimbot battery	27
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#194	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	29
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#313	Divine	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#96	Duskwalker fangs	4
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#270	Elmley shades	3
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#656	FDKOL commendation	41
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#180	Game Grid ticket	25
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#951	Go-Wassail	3
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#355	Goodfella contract	87
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#40	Highest Bitter	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#131	Meat maid	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#148	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#325	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	12
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#24	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#91	Muschat	1
#116	Mylar balloon	2
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#17	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#121	Nuclear Blastball	21
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#102	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#37	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#124	Pokëmann band-aid	6
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#44	Punchplanter	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#41	Rad Lib	100
#72	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#869	Ram's Face Lager	2
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#16	Red Fox glove	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
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#88	white whip	1
#85	white wine	1
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#103	willyweed	18
#313	wind-up meatcar	38
#415	wine spritzer	1
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#615	witch hat	1
#87	witch wart	1
#72	witch's bread	1
#29	woimbook	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#386	wolfman mask	16
#365	wooden axe	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#148	zmobie	1
#18	zombie accordion	1

Wow, that's 10,966 items total!

what items are this player missing?