Museum :: DreamertK

DreamertK

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#80	"Humorous" T-shirt	2
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1049	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2709	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#559	Crimboween memo	19
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1149	Daffy Taffy	18
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#459	Dyspepsi grenade	29
#117	Dyspepsi-Cola	684
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#188	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	11
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#232	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1469	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3362	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#259	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#826	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	8
#401	Manetwich	1
#442	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#167	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#143	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#1611	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#624	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#384	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	14
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#680	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#205	annoying pitchfork	13
#630	ant agonist	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#745	antique helmet	2
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#744	antique shield	2
#773	antique spear	2
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#288	arrow'd heart balloon	2
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#100	astral mushroom	195
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#904	astronaut pants	7
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#315	baby killer bee	32
#183	babycakes	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#3122	badass belt	14
#133	badger badge	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2044	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#941	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#667	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#243	bellhop bell	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#476	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#462	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#465	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#268	black velvet box	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#156	blood flower	75
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#84	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#243	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#400	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#537	bottle of popskull	2
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#170	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#1580	box of sunshine	108
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#92	brand new key	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#1405	brick	14
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#26	broken El Vibrato drone	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#408	burnt flower	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#98	can cannon	1
#71	can of Binarrrca	138
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#1432	candy cane	22
#1095	candy stake	6
#587	canopic jar	1
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#317	cardboard wakizashi	7
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#763	chaos butterfly	95
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#3156	toast	1
#546	tofu casserole	1
#107	tofu stir-fry	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#2807	tofurkey gravy	1
#2813	tofurkey leg	1
#1137	tomato	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#326	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#240	tonic water	1
#393	toothbrush	1
#2070	top	1
#768	tortoise's blessing	1
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#976	toy jet pack	6
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#998	toy ray gun	7
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#953	toy space helmet	7
#1821	toy wheel	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#2766	tree-eating kite	2
#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#498	true grit	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#115	tuxedo shirt	2
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#1020	twinkly wad	2
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#135	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#729	urinal cake	1
#1907	useless powder	1
#2410	valuable trinket	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#2526	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#155	velcro ore	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1044	viking helmet	1
#1642	vinegar	1
#152	vinyl ore	1
#2757	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#467	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#143	volleyball	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#696	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#511	war tongs	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#940	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#220	whip kit	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#448	white collar	2
#1106	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1026	white pixel	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#119	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#816	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#366	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#785	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2366	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 7,061 items total!

what items are this player missing?