Museum :: Nasher

Nasher

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#400	ASCII shirt	4
#196	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1074	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#561	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#526	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#455	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#290	Boris's ring	6
#528	Boss Bat bling	6
#487	Boss Bat britches	30
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#280	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#50	Chester's bag of candy	2
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#1416	Cloaca-Cola	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#237	Codpiece of the Goblin King	29
#1474	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#91	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#188	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1832	Crimboween memo	3
#1958	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#313	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#631	Dolphin King's crown	7
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#648	Drowsy Sword	27
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#672	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#98	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#20	El Vibrato power sphere	106
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#107	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#143	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#947	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#345	Elmley shades	2
#61	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#815	Ent cider	4
#104	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	9
#641	Feynman gate	14
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#432	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#1599	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#32	Gordon Bennett	38
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#652	Green Clover of Justice	3
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#163	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#323	Hodgman's blanket	4
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#1284	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#836	Kissin' Cousins	1
#461	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#162	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#35	LED block	58
🥇	LWA ring	1
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#731	Let Me Be!	2
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#113	Libram of Love Songs	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1046	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#806	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	3
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#339	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#36	Ms. Accessory	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#127	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#1567	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#643	Now and Earlier	2
#311	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#215	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#127	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#101	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#303	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1267	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#784	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#195	Oscus's pelt	1
#1171	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#243	Rock and Roll Legend	7
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1136	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#390	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#82	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	15
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#63	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#385	Sugar Cog	5
#436	Summer Nights	3
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#576	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#250	Tiki lighter	2
#394	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#543	Tuesday's ruby	2
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#470	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#65	Wand of Oscus	2
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#415	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
#263	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1169	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#264	abandoned candy	2
#163	acoustic guitarrr	27
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#497	alphabet gum	2
#50	ancient cursed foot locker	8
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#252	ant pick	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#485	armgun	1
#677	arrrgyle socks	2
#46	arse-a'fire elixir	5
#431	asbestos apron	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#1194	astral mushroom	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#1089	atomic vector plotter	1
#357	bätzle	1
#184	baby cuddlefish	1
#1321	baby killer bee	3
#183	babycakes	1
#775	baconstone	10
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#136	bad penguin egg	1
#1252	badass belt	44
#133	badger badge	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#1146	banana	1
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#92	banana peel	60
#285	banana smoothie	2
#268	barbed-wire fence	21
#1022	barrrnacle	10
#110	barskin cloak	1
#366	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#230	bat haggis	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#784	batblade	1
#225	battered hubcap	1
#286	beach glass necklace	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#430	bed of coals	2
#149	beer goggles	3
#416	beer lens	4
#581	beertini	2
#415	begpwnia	1
#60	beholed bedsheet	10
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#40	bezoar ring	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#609	black pension check	1
#578	black pepper	1
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#348	black spot	2
#725	black sword	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#205	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	28
#479	bloody mary	2
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#940	blue plasma ball	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#339	bone flute	2
#39	booty chest charrrm bracelet	4
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#462	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#168	bottle of pirate juice	5
#267	bottle of realpagne	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#327	bottle of sewage schnapps	16
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#7446	box of sunshine	1
#209	bronze breastplate	8
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#610	bunch of bananas	4
#514	bunch of square grapes	2
#334	bungle in the jungle	2
#375	buoybottoms	1
#798	can of Binarrrca	10
#547	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#4784	candy cane	1
#111	candy cornucopia	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#49	cannonball charrrm bracelet	2
#1750	canteen of wine	1
#406	capacitor relay	29
#577	carbon nanotube frame	18
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#448	cheap elven gloves	10
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#765	cheap studded belt	2
#99	cherry	102
#244	chintzy accordion pin	2
#208	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#325	chintzy noodle ring	2
#319	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#248	chintzy seal pendant	4
#345	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#938	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#688	chorizo brownies	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#66	chrome helmet turtle	7
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#2110	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#120	clownskin belt	3
#52	clownskin harness	12
#85	club necklace	45
#202	cob of corn	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#433	coffin lid	2
#198	cold hi mein	2
#35	cold wad	341
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#649	communications windchimes	1
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#130	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#92	container of Spooky Putty	1
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#169	cordial of concentration	2
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#216	corpsebite	1
#353	corpsedriver	14
#420	corpsetini	12
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#53	cream pie	48
#328	cream stout	7
#390	creamsicle	4
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#133	cursed black pearl onion	14
#111	cursed bottle of black-label rum	17
#174	cursed bottle of rum	11
#120	cursed cannonball	13
#196	cursed dirty joke scroll	8
#85	cursed piece of thirteen	16
#130	cursed sea biscuit	14
#121	cursed voodoo skull	14
#920	cyborg doll	1
#173	cyborg stompin' boot	9
#1025	daisy	1
#379	dark potion	29
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#890	dead guy's watch	3
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#619	deck of tropical cards	1
#1205	delicious salad	10
#93	demon buckler	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#374	denim axe	1
#82	dense meat sword	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#25	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#505	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#28	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#77	diamond necklace	50
#595	didgeridooka	1
#1350	dill	5
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#226	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#1606	dollhive	1
#562	dry noodles	84
#582	drywall axe	21
#516	ducha de oro	1
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#159	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	5
#664	easter egg balloon	37
#28	eelskin pants	1
#174	effluvious emerald	8
#2835	eggnog	1
#627	elven limbos gingerbread	21
#439	elven moonshine	25
#508	elven socks	9
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#454	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	22
#1114	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#174	escargotsicle	2
#2196	evil teddy bear	2
#145	exotic orchid	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#741	extra-greasy slider	1
#902	eye of newt	2
#130	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#1438	facsimile dictionary	3
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#507	fake blood	2
#1714	fake fake vomit	3
#217	false eyelashes	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#568	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2393	felt	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#739	festive holiday hat	5
#278	fetid feather	31
#303	fez of etymology	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#487	filthy pestle	2
#298	finger cymbals	1
#1343	fire	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#80	fish stick	1
#137	flamin' bindle	5
#406	flaming feather	21
#159	flaming glowsticks	3
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#10	flaming pink shirt	1
#907	flaregun	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#792	flavored foot massage oil	2
#417	flirtatious feather	11
#268	floral print shirt	1
#298	flowing hippy skirt	2
#767	foam dart	3
#350	foam noodle	2
#252	foie gras	6
#789	foolscap fool's cap	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#383	fortune cookie	2
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#148	freezerburned ice cube	2
#324	freezin' bindle	2
#561	frigid air mattress	1
#151	frigid hankyū	3
#91	frilly shirt	7
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#606	frozen banquet	2
#309	frozen feather	32
#110	fruit bowl	3
#539	furniture dolly	1
#196	furry green turtle	1
#831	garish pinky ring	2
#350	gator skin	14
#92	gauze shorts	2
#188	gearbox necklace	5
#1458	ghost cucumber	8
#987	giant designer sunglasses	1
#306	giant discarded bottlecap	17
#931	giant discarded plastic fork	9
#255	giant discarded torn-up glove	18
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#364	giant pinky ring	45
#19	gilded ancient cursed chest	13
#30	gilded ancient cursed key	10
#82	gilded lily	1
#3936	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#150	glacial sapphire	5
#98	glass of goat's milk	140
#720	gloomy black mushroom	4
#226	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#218	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#126	goat cheese	299
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#392	gold lamé pants	1
#97	golden ring	176
#115	golden twig	2
#92	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#880	goth kid t-shirt	2
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#900	gray bow tie	5
#882	green balloon	1
#1530	green beer	3
#250	green candygram	1
#402	green smoke bomb	2
#378	gremlin juice	4
#93	gremlin mutagen	4
#282	grog	5
#358	grumpy old man charrrm	6
#102	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#174	grungy flannel shirt	4
#567	guitar pick	3
#764	guy made of bee pollen	2
#1226	gyroscope	1
#862	hamethyst	9
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#87	hamethyst earring	2
#264	hamethyst ring	1
#1372	handful of confetti	28
#341	handful of pine needles	5
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#382	happiness	4
#103	harem girl t-shirt	12
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#126	heart necklace	37
#1453	heart-shaped balloon	1
#178	hemp net	1
#384	henna face paint	1
#907	herb brownies	5
#402	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	7
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#317	hippy herbal tea	1
#548	hippy medical kit	1
#576	hippy protest button	1
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#5	hobo monkey	1
#452	honey-dipped locust	3
#61	hot cross bow	1
#42	hot wad	482
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#458	iGoogly	47
#64	ice sickle	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#71	iced-out bling	6
#273	icy mushroom wine	1
#60	imitation crab zoea	1
#134	immense cyborg hand	14
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#574	inflatable duck	1
#230	invisible bag	4
#546	ion grid	21
#835	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#317	irradiated candy cane	12
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#360	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#985	jar of swamp gas	9
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#212	jungle drum	2
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#417	keg shield	2
#528	kick-ass kicks	1
#74	kickback cookbook	9
#109	killing feather	151
#2061	kite	1
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#1419	knuckle sandwich	2
#184	laser-broiled pear	39
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#268	lavender candygram	1
#2179	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1764	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#587	leathery rat skin	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#162	lewd playing card	15
#116	libation of liveliness	4
#148	limburger biker boots	3
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#81	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	2
#446	logic synthesizer	23
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#376	los chinos	1
#191	lotion of coldness	2
#95	lotion of hotness	13
#98	lotion of sleaziness	12
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#565	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#92	lucky bottlecap	15
#366	lucky rabbit's foot	18
#307	lupine sword	2
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what items are this player missing?