Museum :: Nasher

Nasher

Rank	Item	Quantity
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1075	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	11
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#527	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#453	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#290	Boris's ring	6
#528	Boss Bat bling	6
#486	Boss Bat britches	30
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#1415	Cloaca-Cola	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#237	Codpiece of the Goblin King	29
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#1962	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#649	Drowsy Sword	27
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#672	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#20	El Vibrato power sphere	106
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#145	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#345	Elmley shades	2
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#815	Ent cider	4
#104	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	9
#639	Feynman gate	14
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#396	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#33	Gordon Bennett	38
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#165	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	3
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#35	LED block	58
🥇	LWA ring	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1048	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#805	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	3
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1759	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#128	Necrotelicomnicon	6
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#644	Now and Earlier	2
#312	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#304	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#1172	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	5
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2522	Rock Pops	2
#243	Rock and Roll Legend	7
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#82	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	15
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#387	Sugar Cog	5
#437	Summer Nights	3
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#394	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#468	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#416	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
#265	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#265	abandoned candy	2
#163	acoustic guitarrr	27
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#499	alphabet gum	2
#51	ancient cursed foot locker	8
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#255	ant pick	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#484	armgun	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#46	arse-a'fire elixir	5
#433	asbestos apron	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#358	bätzle	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#1323	baby killer bee	3
#183	babycakes	1
#779	baconstone	10
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#1251	badass belt	44
#133	badger badge	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#1145	banana	1
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#92	banana peel	60
#285	banana smoothie	2
#270	barbed-wire fence	21
#1024	barrrnacle	10
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#663	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#783	batblade	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#430	bed of coals	2
#149	beer goggles	3
#416	beer lens	4
#583	beertini	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#61	beholed bedsheet	10
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#611	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#349	black spot	2
#726	black sword	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#206	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	28
#480	bloody mary	2
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#340	bone flute	2
#39	booty chest charrrm bracelet	4
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#327	bottle of sewage schnapps	16
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#223	bowl of fishysoisse	4
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#211	bronze breastplate	8
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#611	bunch of bananas	4
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#335	bungle in the jungle	2
#375	buoybottoms	1
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#4785	candy cane	1
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#49	cannonball charrrm bracelet	2
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#406	capacitor relay	29
#577	carbon nanotube frame	18
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#448	cheap elven gloves	10
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#766	cheap studded belt	2
#100	cherry	102
#246	chintzy accordion pin	2
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#321	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#253	chintzy seal pendant	4
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#66	chrome helmet turtle	7
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#120	clownskin belt	3
#52	clownskin harness	12
#85	club necklace	45
#203	cob of corn	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#200	cold hi mein	2
#35	cold wad	341
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#170	cordial of concentration	2
#468	corpse on the beach	11
#217	corpsebite	1
#353	corpsedriver	14
#421	corpsetini	12
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#53	cream pie	48
#329	cream stout	7
#390	creamsicle	4
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#299	curmudgel	2
#134	cursed black pearl onion	14
#112	cursed bottle of black-label rum	17
#174	cursed bottle of rum	11
#120	cursed cannonball	13
#197	cursed dirty joke scroll	8
#86	cursed piece of thirteen	16
#129	cursed sea biscuit	14
#122	cursed voodoo skull	14
#919	cyborg doll	1
#172	cyborg stompin' boot	9
#1025	daisy	1
#379	dark potion	29
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#1204	delicious salad	10
#93	demon buckler	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#24	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#77	diamond necklace	50
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1349	dill	5
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#567	dry noodles	84
#582	drywall axe	21
#516	ducha de oro	1
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#109	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#160	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	5
#664	easter egg balloon	37
#28	eelskin pants	1
#174	effluvious emerald	8
#2833	eggnog	1
#626	elven limbos gingerbread	21
#438	elven moonshine	25
#508	elven socks	9
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#458	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	22
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#174	escargotsicle	2
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#145	exotic orchid	1
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#901	eye of newt	2
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#1440	facsimile dictionary	3
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#507	fake blood	2
#1711	fake fake vomit	3
#217	false eyelashes	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2392	felt	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#278	fetid feather	31
#303	fez of etymology	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#487	filthy pestle	2
#298	finger cymbals	1
#1346	fire	2
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#80	fish stick	1
#139	flamin' bindle	5
#406	flaming feather	21
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#9	flaming pink shirt	1
#905	flaregun	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#792	flavored foot massage oil	2
#418	flirtatious feather	11
#268	floral print shirt	1
#298	flowing hippy skirt	2
#768	foam dart	3
#351	foam noodle	2
#252	foie gras	6
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#383	fortune cookie	2
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#149	freezerburned ice cube	2
#323	freezin' bindle	2
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#151	frigid hankyū	3
#91	frilly shirt	7
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#604	frozen banquet	2
#309	frozen feather	32
#110	fruit bowl	3
#540	furniture dolly	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#353	gator skin	14
#92	gauze shorts	2
#189	gearbox necklace	5
#1458	ghost cucumber	8
#986	giant designer sunglasses	1
#308	giant discarded bottlecap	17
#930	giant discarded plastic fork	9
#256	giant discarded torn-up glove	18
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#366	giant pinky ring	45
#19	gilded ancient cursed chest	13
#31	gilded ancient cursed key	10
#82	gilded lily	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#151	glacial sapphire	5
#98	glass of goat's milk	140
#723	gloomy black mushroom	4
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#102	gnauga hide vest	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#126	goat cheese	299
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#97	golden ring	176
#115	golden twig	2
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#900	gray bow tie	5
#882	green balloon	1
#1532	green beer	3
#250	green candygram	1
#402	green smoke bomb	2
#378	gremlin juice	4
#94	gremlin mutagen	4
#283	grog	5
#358	grumpy old man charrrm	6
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#174	grungy flannel shirt	4
#569	guitar pick	3
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#1225	gyroscope	1
#866	hamethyst	9
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#1379	handful of confetti	28
#342	handful of pine needles	5
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#383	happiness	4
#104	harem girl t-shirt	12
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#127	heart necklace	37
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#180	hemp net	1
#385	henna face paint	1
#909	herb brownies	5
#402	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	7
#147	hipposkin poncho	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#5	hobo monkey	1
#453	honey-dipped locust	3
#62	hot cross bow	1
#42	hot wad	482
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#458	iGoogly	47
#62	ice sickle	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#71	iced-out bling	6
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#62	imitation crab zoea	1
#133	immense cyborg hand	14
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#232	invisible bag	4
#545	ion grid	21
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#317	irradiated candy cane	12
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#364	jar of fermented pickle juice	5
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#985	jar of swamp gas	9
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#213	jungle drum	2
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
#418	keg shield	2
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#74	kickback cookbook	9
#109	killing feather	151
#2060	kite	1
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#1418	knuckle sandwich	2
#185	laser-broiled pear	39
#1167	lavender candy heart	1
#268	lavender candygram	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#361	lemon meringue pie	1
#164	lewd playing card	15
#116	libation of liveliness	4
#148	limburger biker boots	3
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#82	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	2
#446	logic synthesizer	23
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#377	los chinos	1
#191	lotion of coldness	2
#95	lotion of hotness	13
#98	lotion of sleaziness	12
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#92	lucky bottlecap	15
#367	lucky rabbit's foot	18
#307	lupine sword	2
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
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#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
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#2551	stuffed Meat	5
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#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
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#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
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#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
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#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
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#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
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#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
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#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
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#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
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#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
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#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
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#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
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#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
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#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
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#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
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#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
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#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#497	true grit	1
#133	tube sock	4
#392	tulip	1
#23	tuxedo shirt	18
#1649	twitching claw	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
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#456	upsy daisy	1
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#253	vial of patchouli oil	2
#106	vibrating cyborg knife	26
#1290	vinegar	8
#219	vitachoconutriment capsule	23
#81	walrus-tusk earring	13
#586	wang	1
#406	war tongs	2
#474	water wings	1
#791	white Canadian	1
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#276	white candygram	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#166	white hat hacker T-shirt	8
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#280	world's smallest violin	1
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#117	yak anorak	2
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#606	yohohoyo	1
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 7,708 items total!

what items are this player missing?