Museum :: BabySmasher

BabySmasher

Rank	Item	Quantity
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#327	A. W. O. L. commendation	19
#131	ASCII shirt	18
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#580	BURT	5
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#161	Bash-Ōs boxtop	7
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#231	Blackfly Chardonnay	18
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#319	Blood Light	11
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#227	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#160	Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
#44	Boris's ring	27
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#140	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#677	CRIMBCO wine	11
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#110	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	21
#96	Cloaca-Cola helmet	20
#165	Cloaca-Cola shield	14
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#404	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	13
#1093	Crimbo candied pecan	4
#995	Crimbo fudge	6
#1028	Crimbo peppermint bark	5
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2943	Crimbuck	4
#483	Crown of the Goblin King	52
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#93	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#105	Diet Cloaca Cola	13
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#102	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	155
#211	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	7
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#503	Drowsy Sword	38
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#139	Dyspepsi-Cola	567
#74	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	24
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	24
#81	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	22
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#115	Ecto-Cooler	10
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#145	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	25
#147	Elmley shades	8
#170	Elvish delight	1
#517	Ent cider	11
#261	FDKOL commendation	2,040
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#349	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	22
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1023	Feynman gate	7
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#343	Frat Army FGF	5
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#50	GOTO	53
#103	Gaia beads	51
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#59	Genalen™ Bottle	98
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#62	Gnollish flyswatter	61
#47	Gnollish pie server	42
#57	Gnollish plunger	52
#45	Gnollish slotted spoon	49
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#650	Go-Wassail	18
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#131	Hatorade	1
#329	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	10
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#98	Hippy Army MPE	134
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#308	Hollandaise helmet	9
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#109	Iiti Kitty phone charm	45
#250	Imp Ale	857
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#472	Jack-in-the-box	12
#81	Jarlsberg's earring	14
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#216	Jolly Roger charrrm	20
#167	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	14
#638	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#184	Knob Goblin elite shirt	49
#213	Knob Goblin love potion	70
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#177	Knob Goblin melon baller	16
#74	Knob Goblin pants	231
#76	Knob Goblin scimitar	210
#113	Knob Goblin seltzer	237
#187	Knob Goblin spatula	93
#187	Knob Goblin steroids	72
#69	Knob Goblin superseltzer	139
#85	Knob Goblin tongs	231
#139	Knob Goblin visor	58
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#84	Knoll mushroom	185
#292	Knoll shroomkabob	4
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#669	LED block	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#90	Li'l Businessman Kit	3
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#93	Lockenstock™ sandals	65
#216	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	267
#1200	M-242	1
#363	Mad Train wine	277
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#169	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	14
#51	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	216
#403	Meat detector	1
#149	Meleegra™ pills	74
#75	Mer-kin fastjuice	10
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#88	Mer-kin killscroll	7
#51	Mer-kin takebag	15
#126	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	29
#764	Mob Penguin cellular phone	20
#148	Mohawk wig	90
#95	Monstar energy beverage	130
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#222	Mountain Stream soda	140
#175	Mr. Joe's bangles	9
#2452	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#158	ND	1
#487	NPZR chemistry set	4
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#356	Newbiesport™ tent	4
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#524	Now and Earlier	4
#83	Nuclear Blastball	46
#65	Oil of Parrrlay	58
#56	Okee-Dokee soda	16
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#173	Orcish baseball cap	25
#106	Orcish cargo shorts	40
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#71	Orcish meat locker	8
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#116	PADL Phone	145
#47	PB&BP	5
#526	Penultimate Fantasy chest	16
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#144	Pokëmann band-aid	4
#346	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	6
#568	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	2
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#158	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	9
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	6
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#288	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	5
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#475	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
#309	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	7
#345	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	6
#699	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#190	Ram's Face Lager	238
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#206	Red Rover BB gun	19
#120	Regular Cloaca Cola	12
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2103	Rock Pops	8
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#821	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#311	Silver Bullet beer	7
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#324	The Cooler Out of Space	7
#267	The Joy of Wassailing	13
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#179	Uncle Romulus	7
#40	Underworld sapling	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#295	ammonite fossil	16
#82	ancient Magi-Wipes	222
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#396	ancient frozen dinner	4
#138	ancient poisoned dart	19
#53	ancient protein powder	229
#76	ancient spice	63
#45	ancient stone fist	49
#54	ancient stone head	20
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#351	annoying pitchfork	8
#162	ant agonist	21
#270	ant hoe	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#283	ant rake	1
#209	anti-anti-antidote	19
#520	anticheese	7
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#474	antique greaves	9
#376	antique helmet	15
#221	antique packet of ketchup	8
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#716	antique record album	2
#382	antique shield	14
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#370	antique spear	17
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#107	armgun	43
#176	arrrgyle socks	16
#138	asbestos apron	10
#105	asbestos crossbow	7
#74	asbestos staff	7
#123	asbestos sword	6
#261	asparagus knife	32
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#643	asshat	1
#82	astral badger	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#308	baby killer bee	33
#209	baconstone	35
#93	baconstone pendant	4
#2370	badass belt	21
#133	badger badge	1
#163	bag of Cheat-Os	89
#141	bag of bones	8
#191	bag of lard	6
#1109	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#294	balaclava	2
#172	ballast turtle	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#77	ballpark hot daub	1
#237	ballroom blintz	18
#489	banana	9
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#97	banana peel	58
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#819	banana-frosted king cake	2
#158	bananagate	43
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#102	banjo strings	4
#210	bar skin	67
#122	bar whip	1
#122	bargain flash powder	9
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#214	barrrnacle	71
#110	barskin cloak	1
#85	barskin hat	8
#186	barskin tent	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#165	bat guano	110
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#134	bat wing	151
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#184	batblade	22
#202	batgut	180
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#141	battered hubcap	3
#244	beach glass bead	18
#282	beanbag chair	1
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#293	bed of coals	3
#114	beefy fish meat	7
#161	beer bomb	278
#186	beer bong	17
#673	beer helmet	1
#474	beer lens	3
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#176	beer-soaked mop	2
#315	beholed bedsheet	3
#548	bejeweled cufflinks	6
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#223	belemnite fossil	23
#132	bellhop bell	4
#115	big bad voodoo mask	8
#164	big bass drum	9
#530	big red clown nose	9
#354	bilge wine	39
#225	bindlestocking	12
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#299	bit of clingfilm	14
#157	bit-o-cactus	28
#302	bite-me-red lipstick	56
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#201	black & tan	13
#89	black belt	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#320	black forest cake	9
#175	black forest ham	17
#168	black greaves	19
#159	black helmet	20
#100	black kettle drum	15
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#167	black shield	19
#238	black snake skin	32
#258	black spot	3
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#160	black sword	23
#227	black-and-blue light	267
#216	blackberry	72
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#116	blank fudge mold	5
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#379	bloody clown pants	13
#319	bloody mary	5
#759	blue glowstick	1
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#227	blue plasma ball	269
#277	blue plastic oyster egg	17
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#103	bone flute	28
#146	bone rattle	17
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#82	booty chest charrrm	146
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#121	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	87
#150	bottle of Mystic Shell	6
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#177	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	5
#122	bottle of alcohol	43
#134	bottle of black cat tonic	7
#507	bottle of bubbles	11
#232	bottle of cooking sherry	7
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#176	bottle of popskull	14
#198	bottle of realpagne	2
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#344	bottle of sake	1
#859	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
#102	bottle opener belt buckle	53
#241	bottled inspiration	2
#151	boulder	15
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#95	bowl of cottage cheese	321
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#127	box	133
#41	box of Pokëmann band-aids	80
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#175	boxing glove	2
#246	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#42	brazen bracelet	1
#372	brick of sand	2
#601	brine	31
#278	broken skull	75
#269	broken sword	12
#247	bronze breastplate	6
#213	brown plastic baby	3
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#158	bubblewrap ore	17
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#235	bucket of honey	5
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#119	bugbear beanie	80
#165	bugbear bungguard	43
#86	bullet-proof corduroys	105
#282	bum cheek	71
#131	bunch of square grapes	47
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#707	bunny liver	3
#94	buoybottoms	11
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#851	burst hellseal brain	1
#150	cactus fruit	18
#185	calavera concertina	1
#801	can of Binarrrca	10
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#84	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	8
#221	can of Red Minotaur	21
#46	can of Swiller	136
#146	can of maces	8
#114	can of spinach	16
#163	can-can-in-a-can	2
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#760	candied kobold	3
#510	candied yams	18
#857	candy brain	1
#2335	candy cane	9
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#460	candy knuckles	5
#3108	candy stake	2
#115	cannonball charrrm	93
#62	canopic jar	317
#849	canteen of wine	24
#968	capacitor relay	9
#1108	carbon nanotube frame	7
#74	carbonated soy milk	134
#122	carbonated water lily	93
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#221	cardboard katana	2
#213	cardboard ore	10
#178	cardboard wakizashi	17
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#294	carob chunks	18
#173	cast	170
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#198	cat appendix	25
#107	catgut	128
#216	catgut taco	1
#183	cement sandals	5
#179	centipede eggs	23
#139	chainsaw chain	5
#89	charged magnet	1
#22	charming flute	71
#86	charrrm bracelet	3
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#219	cheap studded belt	258
#68	chef's hat	208
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#322	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#119	chloroform rag	43
#185	chocolate cigar	10
#27	chocolate spurs	18
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#187	chopsticks	28
#282	chorizo taco	14
#131	chrome crossbow	6
#121	chrome staff	5
#128	chrome sword	7
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#414	chunk of depleted Grimacite	26
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#278	clay peace-sign bead	13
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#33	clockwork crossbow	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#479	clockwork key	4
#101	clockwork pants	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#143	clown shoes	26
#164	clown skin	56
#112	clown wig	2
#159	clownskin belt	2
#144	clownskin harness	2
#904	club necklace	8
#133	club sandwich	2
#134	cob of corn	4
#113	cocktail napkin	72
#1052	cocoa egg	2
#87	cocoa eggshell fragment	1,004
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#185	coffin lid	9
#134	cold ninja mask	30
#156	collection of tiny spooky objects	12
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#102	communications windchimes	167
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#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#149	rice bowl	15
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#175	ridiculously huge sword	91
#190	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	12
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#138	ring of aggravate monster	91
#376	ring of conflict	1
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#242	roasted marshmallow	158
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#43	robotronic egg	465
#420	[2108]rock	10
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#1032	rogue swarmer	51
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#25	rope with some soap on it	1
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#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
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#171	silver shotgun shell	2
#54	sinister altar fragment	8
#289	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	4
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#1136	spooky toy wheel	3
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#63	squamous polyp	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
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#95	strawberry popsicle	1
#124	strawberyl	53
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1193	stringy sinew	6
#1238	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	32
#3307	stuffed Cheshire bitten	13
#3750	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	11
#1152	stuffed Meat	37
#4262	stuffed angry cow	9
#2166	stuffed astral badger	23
#3404	stuffed baby gravy fairy	13
#165	stuffed bandersnatch	1
#161	stuffed carpenter	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#3295	stuffed cocoabo	13
#1529	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
#3612	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	12
#2952	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	16
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#3820	stuffed hand turkey	11
#940	stuffed key	51
#1681	stuffed martini	2
#4272	stuffed mind flayer	9
#994	stuffed mink	45
#1174	stuffed monocle	36
#117	stuffed pocketwatch	2
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
#3807	stuffed scary death orb	11
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#2594	stuffed snowy owl	18
#4954	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	7
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#1165	stuffed tin of caviar	37
#876	stuffed treasure chest	57
#4901	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	7
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#75	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#476	stuffing	19
#238	sucker scaffold	49
#73	sugar shirt	3
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#184	synthetic stuffing	80
#155	tasket	3
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1094	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	7
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#798	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	6
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#949	tiny plastic Black Knight	8
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#1493	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1811	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	10
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1512	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#781	tiny plastic Felonia	6
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#1254	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	6
#1256	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	6
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#1091	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	7
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
#918	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#1245	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	6
#1250	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
#2793	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1225	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	6
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1440	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#915	tiny plastic The Man	5
#1266	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	6
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#1226	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#1510	tiny plastic angry bugbear	5
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#930	tiny plastic anime smiley	8
#1457	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#1741	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#3976	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#3316	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#643	tiny plastic beanbat	11
#6187	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#592	tiny plastic brainsweeper	12
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3317	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1182	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#1242	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
#736	tiny plastic demoninja	10
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1058	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	7
#1249	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#1243	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#1051	tiny plastic fruit golem	7
#3344	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#2042	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	9
#3342	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
#2135	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1475	tiny plastic goth giant	5
#2484	tiny plastic grue	7
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2048	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	9
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#2880	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#2242	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1273	tiny plastic ninja snowman	6
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#2251	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	8
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1077	tiny plastic scary clown	7
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#1782	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#3367	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#1782	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#3306	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1917	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1257	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	6
#532	tiny plastic warwelf	13
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#137	tisket	3
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#750	torn hellseal sinew	1
#154	tourmalime	45
#907	toy wheel	9
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#276	trilobite fossil	17
#1583	useless powder	6
#37	wild honey pie	1
#615	witch hat	1
#932	wooden block	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1

Wow, that's 50,312 items total!

what items are this player missing?