Museum :: Stargazer67

Stargazer67

Rank	Item	Quantity
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#530	1-ball	8
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#164	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	70
#498	2-ball	8
#124	25-meat staff	1
#453	3-ball	10
#104	30669 scroll	107
#179	33398 scroll	121
#80	334 scroll	98
#468	4-ball	9
#466	5-ball	9
#515	6-ball	8
#319	668 scroll	2
#129	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	30
#456	7-ball	10
#568	8-ball	36
#58	9-ball	21
#569	Amulet of Yendor	33
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#179	Angry Farmer candy	952
#189	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#74	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#785	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#75	Bag o' Tricks	1
#714	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	17
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#20	Better Than Cuddling Cake	185
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#613	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#136	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#140	Black No. 2	82
#237	Blackfly Chardonnay	17
#501	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#59	Boris's key lime pie	28
#71	Boris's ring	19
#1678	Boss Bat bling	1
#1411	Boss Bat britches	7
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#86	Bulky Buddy Box	32
#59	C.H.U.M. knife	12
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#8	Cheshire Bitten	1
#25	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#219	Cloaca grenade	79
#349	Cloaca-Cola	109
#495	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#43	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	73
#46	Cloaca-Cola helmet	66
#37	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	140
#43	Cloaca-Cola shield	67
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1872	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#588	Cold Hots candy	7
#91	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1002	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#9	Crimbo pants	1
#496	Crimbo pie	3
#98	Crimbo stocking	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#28	Crimbo ukulele	4
#24	Crimboween memo	217
#852	Crown of the Goblin King	29
#188	Daffy Taffy	175
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#178	Disco Banjo	3
#813	Dolphin King's crown	5
#474	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	12
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1819	Drowsy Sword	4
#125	Dyspepsi grenade	103
#318	Dyspepsi-Cola	216
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#33	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	63
#36	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	63
#29	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	148
#27	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	68
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#1460	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#122	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	30
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#467	Elmley shades	1
#332	Ent cider	24
#26	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	13
#307	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	30
#233	Feynman gate	50
#92	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#342	Frat Army FGF	5
#105	Frogade	5
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#439	Gaia beads	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#264	Genalen™ Bottle	7
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#163	Gnollish flyswatter	19
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#79	Gnollish pie tin	111
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#157	Gnollish toolbox	42
#14	Golden Mr. Accessory	5
#1010	Goodfella contract	1
#87	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#45	Grimacite Bock	1
#150	Gummi-Gnauga	24
#13	Hanukkimbo dreidl	3
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#1285	Imp Ale	24
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#49	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	29
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#76	Jolly Roger charrrm	77
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#578	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	10
#39	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#72	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#190	Knob Goblin elite helm	32
#187	Knob Goblin elite pants	33
#158	Knob Goblin elite polearm	37
#464	Knob Goblin firecracker	32
#178	Knob Goblin harem pants	30
#160	Knob Goblin harem veil	33
#229	Knob Goblin love potion	67
#365	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#377	Knob Goblin pants	25
#149	Knob Goblin perfume	26
#477	Knob Goblin scimitar	15
#736	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#64	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	10
#338	Knob Goblin spatula	19
#210	Knob Goblin steroids	60
#117	Knob Goblin stink bomb	3
#358	Knob Goblin tongs	32
#300	Knob Goblin visor	20
#128	Knoll shroomkabob	12
🥇	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
#731	Let Me Be!	2
#147	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#83	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#280	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#3013	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#456	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	14
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#84	M-242	167
#77	Mace of the Tortoise	6
#354	Mad Train wine	280
#173	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	54
#158	Manetwich	5
#44	March hat	1
#204	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#60	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	69
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#63	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#82	Meat maid body	4
#916	Meleegra™ pills	3
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#135	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	725
#23	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	15
#134	Miniborg beeper	4
#18	Miniborg hiveminder	19
#38	Miniborg laser	13
#35	Miniborg stomper	13
#20	Miniborg strangler	20
#157	Mob Penguin cellular phone	141
#212	Mohawk wig	61
#455	Monstar energy beverage	4
#92	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#206	Mr. Mediocrebar	273
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#96	NG	19
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#519	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1567	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#124	Now and Earlier	47
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#1267	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#232	Orcish baseball cap	16
#194	Orcish cargo shorts	18
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#554	PADL Phone	2
#942	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#522	Penultimate Fantasy chest	17
#360	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#217	Pine-Fresh air freshener	16
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#179	Prelude of Precision	1
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#11	Radio KoL Keychain	1
#6	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#170	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#231	Ram's Face Lager	165
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#99	Ring of Fire	1
#35	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#161	Rock Pops	311
#204	Roo trading card	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1607	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#130	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#554	Senior Mints	8
#72	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	16
#51	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	30
#176	Snow Queen Crown	24
#140	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#272	Spam Witch sammich	149
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#469	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#154	Steal This Candy	16
#146	Sugar Cog	20
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#52	Supernova Champagne	200
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#296	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	204
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#42	The Ring	2
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#18	Tiki lighter	16
#394	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#931	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#319	Trollhouse cookies	119
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#20	Tuesday's ruby	480
#851	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#100	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	40
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#48	V for Vivala mask	1
#551	Valentine	45
#158	Valentine's Day cake	4
#163	Wand of Nagamar	36
🥈	Warehouse 23 bling	1
#314	Warm Subject gift certificate	285
#329	White Citadel burger	4
#220	White Citadel fries	8
#1357	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#178	Yummy Tummy bean	1,215
#612	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#259	abominable snowcone	69
#341	acid-squirting flower	10
#190	acoustic guitarrr	22
#127	adder bladder	119
#91	albatross necklace	1
#459	all-purpose cleaner	6
#148	amulet of extreme plot significance	111
#278	ancient Magi-Wipes	19
#150	ancient frozen dinner	16
#226	ancient protein powder	22
#126	ancient spice	30
#47	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	76
#341	ancient vinyl coin purse	9
#677	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#681	annoying pitchfork	3
#134	ant agonist	26
#268	ant hoe	1
#252	ant pick	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#415	anti-anti-antidote	2
#145	anticheese	94
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#273	antique greaves	29
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#296	antique helmet	25
#294	antique packet of ketchup	4
#326	antique shield	20
#293	antique spear	27
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#122	around the world	30
#168	arrow'd heart balloon	4
#78	arrrgyle socks	46
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#497	asbestos ore	11
#119	asbestos staff	5
#224	asbestos sword	3
#303	asparagus knife	24
#170	aspirin	5
#343	asshat	4
🥉	astral badger	10
#213	astronaut pants	42
#128	atomic vector plotter	40
#80	attention spanner	2
#181	awful poetry journal	1,007
#1539	baby killer bee	2
#603	baconstone	13
#130	baconstone bracelet	6
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#136	bad penguin egg	1
#1643	badass belt	33
#125	bag of Cheat-Os	138
#674	bag of airline peanuts	42
#504	bag of lard	2
#429	balaclava	1
#147	ball	49
#20	ball-in-a-cup	7
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#165	ballroom blintz	39
#74	bamboo bokuto	4
#82	banana cream pie	9
#59	banana daiquiri	7
#396	banana peel	7
#127	banana smoothie	7
#217	banjo strings	1
#157	bar skin	96
#123	barbed-wire fence	75
#511	barrrnacle	30
#45	barskin hat	20
#185	barskin tent	1
#150	baseball	51
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#143	basic meat sword	1
#245	bat guano	64
#261	bat wing	62
#21	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	54
#241	batblade	13
#251	batgut	126
#79	battered Crimbo Crate	216
#167	battered hubcap	2
#438	beach glass bead	5
#68	beanbag chair	11
#430	bed of coals	2
#406	beer bong	3
#85	beer goggles	9
#305	beer helmet	11
#66	beer lens	73
#170	beertini	12
#161	begpwnia	33
#107	beholed bedsheet	7
#329	bejeweled pledge pin	11
#78	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#105	bi-lateral logic compressor	41
#205	big bad voodoo mask	3
#324	big red clown nose	20
#47	big stick	16
#24	bigger stick	11
#210	bilge wine	107
#9	birthday candle	1
#92	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#174	bit-o-cactus	24
#239	black & tan	10
#92	black facepaint	5
#214	black forest cake	19
#187	black forest ham	14
#104	black greaves	36
#90	black helmet	39
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#178	black pension check	47
#145	black pepper	20
#86	black picnic basket	40
#234	black pixel	114
#189	black plastic oyster egg	22
#402	black polka-dot oyster egg	13
#207	black pudding	14
#91	black shield	43
#172	black snake skin	55
#2664	black striped oyster egg	1
#94	black sword	46
#239	blackberry	59
#69	blackberry combat boots	7
#53	blackberry moccasins	5
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#205	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	28
#556	blood flower	11
#502	bloody beer	13
#418	bloody clown pants	11
#155	bloody mary	14
#160	blue glowstick	10
#810	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#416	blue pixel	140
#184	blue plastic oyster egg	27
#999	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#22	blue velvet cake	11
#16	bobble-hip hula elf doll	5
#212	bone collar	1
#109	bone rattle	27
#206	booty chest charrrm	44
#255	borg sock monkey	9
#163	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	13
#146	bottle of Definit	16
#138	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	18
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#142	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	26
#412	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#284	bottle of Pinot Renoir	5
#211	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#346	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#221	bottle of gin	104
#830	bottle of goofballs	31
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#209	bottle of popskull	11
#127	bottle of realpagne	4
#221	bottle of rum	341
#245	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5
#203	bottle of tequila	176
#259	bottle of vodka	94
#250	bottle of whiskey	193
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#15	bouquet of circular saw blades	112
#22	bow	12
#142	bow staff	1
#587	bowl of cottage cheese	19
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#177	box	92
#37	box of sunshine	12,974
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#362	boxed champagne	1
#212	boxed wine	141
#247	brains casserole	1
#131	brainy skull	4
#318	brass stinger	1
#526	brick	72
#87	brine	160
#232	broken carburetor	1
#519	broken cellular phone	3
#197	broken skull	125
#48	broken sword	140
#138	bronzed locust	19
#50	brown plastic baby	15
#50	brown sugar cane	186
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#224	bubblewrap ore	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#639	buckyball	7
#219	bugbear beanie	35
#313	bugbear bungguard	17
#376	bullet-proof corduroys	7
#165	bum cheek	123
#168	bunch of bananas	33
#287	bunch of square grapes	12
#375	buoybottoms	1
#165	cactus fruit	15
#13	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#30	can of Binarrrca	288
#452	can of Red Minotaur	8
#114	can of fake snow	3
#311	can of maces	3
#238	can of spinach	9
#88	can-can-in-a-can	5
#179	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	43
#481	candied kobold	6
#541	candied yams	17
#88	candy brain	80
#204	candy cane	189
#111	candy cornucopia	1
#68	candy stake	71
#244	cannonball charrrm	28
#281	canopic jar	17
#551	capacitor relay	19
#895	carbon nanotube frame	10
#330	cardboard katana	1
#324	cardboard ore	5
#185	cardboard wakizashi	16
#335	carob chunk cookies	6
#250	carob chunk noodles	7
#358	carob chunks	11
#158	casino pass	23
#293	cast	86
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#374	cat appendix	8
#288	catgut	28
#28	catsup	51
#195	centipede eggs	20
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#198	chaos butterfly	1,415
#112	cheap elven gloves	29
#216	cheap plastic bottle opener	27
#529	cheap toaster	4
#12	cherry pie	242
#282	chewing gum on a string	47
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#257	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#244	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#296	chintzy seal pendant	3
#575	chloroform rag	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#29	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	52
#81	chopsticks	72
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#221	chorizo taco	22
#79	chrome crossbow	10
#132	chrome helmet turtle	2
#630	chrome ore	5
#96	chrome staff	6
#39	chrome sword	15
#56	chunk of depleted Grimacite	167
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#340	clay peace-sign bead	9
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#469	clown hammer	60
#221	clown shoes	14
#115	clown whip	1
#1347	club necklace	5
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#155	cocoa eggshell fragment	590
#13	coconut bikini top	34
#4	coffee sprite	1
#433	coffin lid	2
#115	cog	293
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#106	cold ninja mask	40
#107	colored-light "necklace"	3
#26	comfy blanket	1
#126	comfy coffin	8
#693	commemorative war stein	3
#346	communications windchimes	15
#74	computronic processing unit	60
#176	concentrated magicalness pill	13
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#603	cool mushroom	2
#457	cool whip	5
#208	copper ha'penny charrrm	41
#194	corn holder	7
#570	corncob pipe	1
#139	cornuthaum	60
#619	corpse on the beach	8
#851	corpsedriver	5
#634	corpsetini	8
#46	cottage	21
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#308	cranberries	92
#191	crazy little Turkish delight	106
#239	cream pie	4
#390	creamsicle	4
#185	crossbow string	1
#132	crowbarrr	18
#599	cup of infinite pencils	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#493	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#454	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#461	cursed sea biscuit	1
#302	cursed voodoo skull	3
#208	cyborg doll	10
#841	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#190	daisy	24
#69	dance card	46
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#165	dark potion	112
#349	dead guy's watch	18
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#12	deck of tropical cards	30
#249	decorative fountain	32
#548	defective skull	38
#9	deflated inflatable dodecapede	1
#115	dehydrated caviar	90
#44	delicious noodles	132
#452	delicious salad	112
#29	delicious spicy noodles	21
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#374	denim axe	1
#26	dental pliers	4
#251	deodorant	11
#470	depantsing bomb	3
#141	desiccated apricot	86
#153	detective skull	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#305	diamond-studded cane	20
#262	didgeridooka	14
#40	digital key lime	27
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#182	dill	179
#334	dire fudgesicle	3
#184	dirty hobo gloves	149
#422	disassembled clover	147
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#681	disco ball	34
#764	disco mask	22
#379	disease	29
#75	disembodied brain	65
#186	disembodied smile	2
#114	dishrag	6
#235	disintegrating quill pen	37
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#75	displaced fish	150
#324	distressed denim pants	8
#234	disturbing fanfic	811
#164	divine blowout	186
#174	divine can of silly string	158
#206	divine champagne popper	33
#160	divine cracker	75
#190	divine noisemaker	119
#15	doll house	278
#6	dollhive	667
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#105	dope wheels	12
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#123	double daisy	4
#310	drab sonata	13
#141	draggin' ball hat	74
#56	dreadlock whip	101
#117	dried face	41
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#78	drum machine	129
#467	drywall axe	28
#58	duck-on-a-string	31
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#27	dusty Crimbo crate	225
#107	dusty bottle of Marsala	193
#122	dusty bottle of Merlot	190
#37	dusty bottle of Muscat	512
#204	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	115
#176	dusty bottle of Port	149
#134	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	163
#177	dwarf bread	27
#178	eXtreme mittens	28
#228	eXtreme nose ring	1
#236	eXtreme scarf	15
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#938	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	8
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#559	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	13
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
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#498	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	14
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#86	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	25
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#2620	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
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#36	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	16
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#460	tiny plastic cubist bull	15
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#2225	tiny plastic leprechaun	8
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#41	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	17
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#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#217	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	30
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#18	vanilla-frosted king cake	26
#58	velvet choker	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
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#211	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	89
#119	vitachoconutriment capsule	35
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#226	walrus-tusk earring	5
#205	wang	11
#321	war tongs	4
#413	warm mushroom	3
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#549	water pipe bomb	32
#23	wax lips	1
#43	wedge of gray cheese	1
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#70	wizard action figure	1
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#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#384	wussiness potion	34
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#13	yakskin buckler	25
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#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
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#116	yo	72
#268	yo-yo	112
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#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#214	zombie pineal gland	20

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