Museum :: Stargazer67

Stargazer67

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#533	1-ball	8
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#164	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	70
#502	2-ball	8
#124	25-meat staff	1
#456	3-ball	10
#104	30669 scroll	107
#179	33398 scroll	121
#80	334 scroll	98
#471	4-ball	9
#470	5-ball	9
#520	6-ball	8
#320	668 scroll	2
#130	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	30
#459	7-ball	10
#572	8-ball	36
#61	9-ball	21
#567	Amulet of Yendor	33
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#179	Angry Farmer candy	952
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#719	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	17
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#21	Better Than Cuddling Cake	185
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#140	Black No. 2	82
#238	Blackfly Chardonnay	17
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#59	Boris's key lime pie	28
#71	Boris's ring	19
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1417	Boss Bat britches	7
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#85	Bulky Buddy Box	32
#59	C.H.U.M. knife	12
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#8	Cheshire Bitten	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#221	Cloaca grenade	79
#350	Cloaca-Cola	109
#496	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#44	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	73
#47	Cloaca-Cola helmet	66
#36	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	140
#44	Cloaca-Cola shield	67
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#589	Cold Hots candy	7
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#28	Crimbo ukulele	4
#24	Crimboween memo	217
#856	Crown of the Goblin King	29
#189	Daffy Taffy	175
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#474	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	12
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
#125	Dyspepsi grenade	103
#318	Dyspepsi-Cola	216
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#34	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	63
#37	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	63
#28	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	148
#28	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	68
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#123	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	30
#112	Elfin shortbread	10
#470	Elmley shades	1
#333	Ent cider	24
#26	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	13
#307	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	30
#232	Feynman gate	50
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#343	Frat Army FGF	5
#105	Frogade	5
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#265	Genalen™ Bottle	7
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#163	Gnollish flyswatter	19
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#80	Gnollish pie tin	111
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#157	Gnollish toolbox	42
#14	Golden Mr. Accessory	5
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#152	Gummi-Gnauga	24
#13	Hanukkimbo dreidl	3
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#1286	Imp Ale	24
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#50	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	29
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#76	Jolly Roger charrrm	77
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#577	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	10
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#191	Knob Goblin elite helm	32
#187	Knob Goblin elite pants	33
#158	Knob Goblin elite polearm	37
#464	Knob Goblin firecracker	32
#179	Knob Goblin harem pants	30
#162	Knob Goblin harem veil	33
#230	Knob Goblin love potion	67
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#379	Knob Goblin pants	25
#150	Knob Goblin perfume	26
#477	Knob Goblin scimitar	15
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#65	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	10
#338	Knob Goblin spatula	19
#212	Knob Goblin steroids	60
#117	Knob Goblin stink bomb	3
#359	Knob Goblin tongs	32
#306	Knob Goblin visor	20
#130	Knoll shroomkabob	12
🥇	KoL Con 3-D Glasses	1
🥇	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
🥇	KoL Con Six Pack	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#281	Lockenstock™ sandals	8
#3017	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#456	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	14
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#84	M-242	167
#78	Mace of the Tortoise	6
#356	Mad Train wine	280
#173	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	54
#158	Manetwich	5
#44	March hat	1
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#60	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	69
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#82	Meat maid body	4
#916	Meleegra™ pills	3
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#135	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	725
#23	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	15
#135	Miniborg beeper	4
#18	Miniborg hiveminder	19
#38	Miniborg laser	13
#35	Miniborg stomper	13
#20	Miniborg strangler	20
#158	Mob Penguin cellular phone	141
#213	Mohawk wig	61
#456	Monstar energy beverage	4
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#207	Mr. Mediocrebar	273
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#96	NG	19
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#125	Now and Earlier	47
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#233	Orcish baseball cap	16
#194	Orcish cargo shorts	18
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#555	PADL Phone	2
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#521	Penultimate Fantasy chest	17
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#219	Pine-Fresh air freshener	16
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#11	Radio KoL Keychain	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#232	Ram's Face Lager	165
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#162	Rock Pops	311
#204	Roo trading card	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#555	Senior Mints	8
#72	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	16
#51	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	30
#176	Snow Queen Crown	24
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#272	Spam Witch sammich	149
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#471	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
#155	Steal This Candy	16
#147	Sugar Cog	20
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#53	Supernova Champagne	200
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#297	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	204
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#42	The Ring	2
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#18	Tiki lighter	16
#395	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#319	Trollhouse cookies	119
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#21	Tuesday's ruby	480
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#100	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	40
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#551	Valentine	45
#158	Valentine's Day cake	4
#163	Wand of Nagamar	36
🥈	Warehouse 23 bling	1
#314	Warm Subject gift certificate	285
#330	White Citadel burger	4
#222	White Citadel fries	8
#1358	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#179	Yummy Tummy bean	1,215
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#259	abominable snowcone	69
#343	acid-squirting flower	10
#190	acoustic guitarrr	22
#127	adder bladder	119
#91	albatross necklace	1
#459	all-purpose cleaner	6
#148	amulet of extreme plot significance	111
#279	ancient Magi-Wipes	19
#151	ancient frozen dinner	16
#226	ancient protein powder	22
#126	ancient spice	30
#47	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	76
#342	ancient vinyl coin purse	9
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#134	ant agonist	26
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#144	anticheese	94
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#273	antique greaves	29
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#298	antique helmet	25
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#327	antique shield	20
#294	antique spear	27
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#120	around the world	30
#168	arrow'd heart balloon	4
#78	arrrgyle socks	46
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#501	asbestos ore	11
#119	asbestos staff	5
#224	asbestos sword	3
#303	asparagus knife	24
#170	aspirin	5
#344	asshat	4
🥉	astral badger	10
#213	astronaut pants	42
#128	atomic vector plotter	40
#80	attention spanner	2
#180	awful poetry journal	1,007
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#609	baconstone	13
#129	baconstone bracelet	6
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#1643	badass belt	33
#125	bag of Cheat-Os	138
#673	bag of airline peanuts	42
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#146	ball	49
#20	ball-in-a-cup	7
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#165	ballroom blintz	39
#75	bamboo bokuto	4
#83	banana cream pie	9
#59	banana daiquiri	7
#399	banana peel	7
#127	banana smoothie	7
#218	banjo strings	1
#158	bar skin	96
#124	barbed-wire fence	75
#510	barrrnacle	30
#45	barskin hat	20
#186	barskin tent	1
#151	baseball	51
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#246	bat guano	64
#262	bat wing	62
#22	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	54
#242	batblade	13
#251	batgut	126
#79	battered Crimbo Crate	216
#167	battered hubcap	2
#439	beach glass bead	5
#69	beanbag chair	11
#430	bed of coals	2
#409	beer bong	3
#85	beer goggles	9
#308	beer helmet	11
#67	beer lens	73
#171	beertini	12
#161	begpwnia	33
#110	beholed bedsheet	7
#330	bejeweled pledge pin	11
#79	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#105	bi-lateral logic compressor	41
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#325	big red clown nose	20
#47	big stick	16
#24	bigger stick	11
#210	bilge wine	107
#9	birthday candle	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#175	bit-o-cactus	24
#240	black & tan	10
#93	black facepaint	5
#216	black forest cake	19
#187	black forest ham	14
#104	black greaves	36
#90	black helmet	39
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#180	black pension check	47
#145	black pepper	20
#86	black picnic basket	40
#235	black pixel	114
#189	black plastic oyster egg	22
#402	black polka-dot oyster egg	13
#208	black pudding	14
#91	black shield	43
#173	black snake skin	55
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#94	black sword	46
#239	blackberry	59
#69	blackberry combat boots	7
#53	blackberry moccasins	5
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#207	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	28
#557	blood flower	11
#504	bloody beer	13
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#156	bloody mary	14
#160	blue glowstick	10
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#418	blue pixel	140
#184	blue plastic oyster egg	27
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#761	blue striped oyster egg	6
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#22	blue velvet cake	11
#16	bobble-hip hula elf doll	5
#213	bone collar	1
#110	bone rattle	27
#206	booty chest charrrm	44
#254	borg sock monkey	9
#163	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	13
#146	bottle of Definit	16
#137	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	18
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#141	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	26
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#285	bottle of Pinot Renoir	5
#210	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#257	bottle of antifreeze	4
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#224	bottle of gin	104
#834	bottle of goofballs	31
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#209	bottle of popskull	11
#129	bottle of realpagne	4
#220	bottle of rum	341
#248	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5
#204	bottle of tequila	176
#259	bottle of vodka	94
#250	bottle of whiskey	193
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#16	bouquet of circular saw blades	112
#22	bow	12
#142	bow staff	1
#586	bowl of cottage cheese	19
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#176	box	92
#37	box of sunshine	12,974
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#213	boxed wine	141
#246	brains casserole	1
#129	brainy skull	4
#318	brass stinger	1
#527	brick	72
#87	brine	160
#232	broken carburetor	1
#519	broken cellular phone	3
#198	broken skull	125
#48	broken sword	140
#138	bronzed locust	19
#51	brown plastic baby	15
#50	brown sugar cane	186
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#224	bubblewrap ore	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#639	buckyball	7
#220	bugbear beanie	35
#312	bugbear bungguard	17
#375	bullet-proof corduroys	7
#167	bum cheek	123
#168	bunch of bananas	33
#286	bunch of square grapes	12
#374	buoybottoms	1
#164	cactus fruit	15
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#31	can of Binarrrca	288
#452	can of Red Minotaur	8
#113	can of fake snow	3
#310	can of maces	3
#238	can of spinach	9
#89	can-can-in-a-can	5
#180	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	43
#480	candied kobold	6
#541	candied yams	17
#89	candy brain	80
#205	candy cane	189
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#70	candy stake	71
#244	cannonball charrrm	28
#281	canopic jar	17
#550	capacitor relay	19
#896	carbon nanotube frame	10
#330	cardboard katana	1
#325	cardboard ore	5
#185	cardboard wakizashi	16
#336	carob chunk cookies	6
#252	carob chunk noodles	7
#357	carob chunks	11
#159	casino pass	23
#293	cast	86
#90	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
#374	cat appendix	8
#288	catgut	28
#28	catsup	51
#197	centipede eggs	20
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#198	chaos butterfly	1,415
#112	cheap elven gloves	29
#216	cheap plastic bottle opener	27
#529	cheap toaster	4
#12	cherry pie	242
#281	chewing gum on a string	47
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#258	chintzy disco ball pendant	3
#246	chintzy saucepan earring	3
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#30	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	52
#81	chopsticks	72
#182	chorizo brownies	11
#222	chorizo taco	22
#79	chrome crossbow	10
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#632	chrome ore	5
#96	chrome staff	6
#39	chrome sword	15
#56	chunk of depleted Grimacite	167
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#339	clay peace-sign bead	9
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#471	clown hammer	60
#222	clown shoes	14
#115	clown whip	1
#1348	club necklace	5
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#156	cocoa eggshell fragment	590
#13	coconut bikini top	34
#4	coffee sprite	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#116	cog	293
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#105	cold ninja mask	40
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#26	comfy blanket	1
#126	comfy coffin	8
#697	commemorative war stein	3
#347	communications windchimes	15
#74	computronic processing unit	60
#178	concentrated magicalness pill	13
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#604	cool mushroom	2
#458	cool whip	5
#210	copper ha'penny charrrm	41
#195	corn holder	7
#568	corncob pipe	1
#139	cornuthaum	60
#621	corpse on the beach	8
#854	corpsedriver	5
#636	corpsetini	8
#45	cottage	21
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#309	cranberries	92
#190	crazy little Turkish delight	106
#239	cream pie	4
#391	creamsicle	4
#185	crossbow string	1
#132	crowbarrr	18
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#303	cursed voodoo skull	3
#207	cyborg doll	10
#840	cyborg stompin' boot	3
#190	daisy	24
#69	dance card	46
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#165	dark potion	112
#350	dead guy's watch	18
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#11	deck of tropical cards	30
#248	decorative fountain	32
#548	defective skull	38
#9	deflated inflatable dodecapede	1
#116	dehydrated caviar	90
#44	delicious noodles	132
#451	delicious salad	112
#29	delicious spicy noodles	21
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#375	denim axe	1
#26	dental pliers	4
#251	deodorant	11
#472	depantsing bomb	3
#142	desiccated apricot	86
#154	detective skull	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#306	diamond-studded cane	20
#263	didgeridooka	14
#40	digital key lime	27
#379	digital key lime pie	1
#182	dill	179
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#184	dirty hobo gloves	149
#423	disassembled clover	147
#214	disbelief suspenders	5
#685	disco ball	34
#770	disco mask	22
#380	disease	29
#74	disembodied brain	65
#187	disembodied smile	2
#116	dishrag	6
#236	disintegrating quill pen	37
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#75	displaced fish	150
#326	distressed denim pants	8
#235	disturbing fanfic	811
#165	divine blowout	186
#177	divine can of silly string	158
#206	divine champagne popper	33
#160	divine cracker	75
#192	divine noisemaker	119
#15	doll house	278
#6	dollhive	667
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#105	dope wheels	12
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#123	double daisy	4
#310	drab sonata	13
#142	draggin' ball hat	74
#56	dreadlock whip	101
#117	dried face	41
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#78	drum machine	129
#467	drywall axe	28
#58	duck-on-a-string	31
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#28	dusty Crimbo crate	225
#107	dusty bottle of Marsala	193
#122	dusty bottle of Merlot	190
#38	dusty bottle of Muscat	512
#206	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	115
#177	dusty bottle of Port	149
#134	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	163
#179	dwarf bread	27
#178	eXtreme mittens	28
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#238	eXtreme scarf	15
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#187	stuffing	47
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#178	sturdy Crimbo crate	110
#188	styrofoam ore	11
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#288	sub-molecular interocitor	11
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#73	suede shortsword	4
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#811	t8r tots	1
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#98	tail o' nine cats	1
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#155	tambourine	4
#248	tambourine bells	25
#297	tap shoes	4
#516	tarrrnish charrrm	2
#369	tassel	3
#391	tasty tart	3
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#207	tattered scrap of paper	30
#401	tawdry amethyst	1
#219	teddy bear	31
#98	teddy borg	94
#501	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#610	tequila grenade	1
#57	thermos of brew	7
#320	thin black candle	698
#220	third-hand nunchaku	1
#148	thought balloon	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#12	time helmet	2
🥇	time sleigh	1
#25	time sword	2
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#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#73	tin star	4
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#312	tiny maracas	2
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#611	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	12
#854	tiny plastic Axe Wound	9
#567	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	8
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#88	tiny plastic Black Knight	67
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#661	tiny plastic Boss Bat	7
#3347	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5
#193	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	44
#237	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	36
#73	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	28
#67	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	11
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#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#421	tiny plastic Felonia	10
#816	tiny plastic G Imp	9
#824	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	9
#938	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	8
#1067	tiny plastic Hellion	7
#559	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	13
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#640	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	7
#498	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	14
#1069	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	7
#727	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	10
#324	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	20
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#78	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	10
#790	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	9
#710	tiny plastic Protagonist	10
#21	tiny plastic Scream Queen	25
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#731	tiny plastic Spam Witch	10
#1051	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	7
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#407	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	11
#425	tiny plastic The Man	10
#834	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	9
#86	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	25
#940	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	8
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#41	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	18
#948	tiny plastic angry bugbear	8
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#584	tiny plastic anime smiley	12
#929	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	8
#88	tiny plastic astronomer	66
#2251	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	8
#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#371	tiny plastic beanbat	18
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#1644	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	11
#725	tiny plastic blooper	10
#1077	tiny plastic brainsweeper	7
#834	tiny plastic briefcase bat	9
#35	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	16
#3317	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#318	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	13
#462	tiny plastic cubist bull	15
#1059	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#672	tiny plastic drunk goat	11
#45	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	16
#659	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	11
#735	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	10
#608	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	12
#360	tiny plastic fruit golem	18
#2255	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	8
#2881	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	6
#2248	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	8
#638	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	11
#49	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	16
#856	tiny plastic goth giant	9
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#942	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	8
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#2845	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	6
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#539	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	13
#2229	tiny plastic leprechaun	8
#3312	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#633	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	11
#2509	tiny plastic mosquito	7
#66	tiny plastic mutant elf	11
#1484	tiny plastic ninja snowman	5
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#2039	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	9
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#483	tiny plastic scary clown	15
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#577	tiny plastic senile lihc	12
#41	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	17
#846	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	9
#713	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	10
#2272	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#553	tiny plastic spooky vampire	13
#3306	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#26	tiny plastic strand of DNA	21
#171	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	46
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#653	tiny plastic taco cat	11
#1202	tiny plastic topiary golem	6
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#376	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	18
#386	tiny plastic warwelf	17
#467	tiny plastic whitesnake	15
#541	tiny plastic zmobie	13
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#244	tires	34
#167	titanium assault umbrella	77
#1250	toast	381
#144	tofu casserole	11
#394	tofurkey gravy	22
#334	tofurkey leg	25
#186	tomato daiquiri	9
#274	tomato juice of powerful power	5
#168	tomb ratchet	6
#42	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	26
#127	tooth	33
#173	toothsome rock	58
#96	top	43
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#1580	towel	2
#231	toy crazy train	43
#42	toy deathbot	24
#1590	toy hoverpad	1
#199	toy jet pack	41
#76	toy mercenary	82
#195	toy ray gun	53
#51	toy soldier	22
#198	toy space helmet	48
#68	toy train	21
#221	toy wheel	40
#120	tree skirt	3
#306	tree-eating kite	122
#73	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#18	tropical paperweight	16
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#444	true grit	2
#259	tube of dread wax	13
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#442	tube sock	1
#342	turtle totem	128
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#231	uncooked chorizo	22
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#244	unidentified jerky	57
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#218	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	30
#380	unstable laser battery	70
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#255	urinal cake	11
#1056	useless powder	36
#140	valuable trinket	703
#184	vampire duck-on-a-string	65
#18	vanilla-frosted king cake	26
#58	velvet choker	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#266	vibrating cyborg knife	14
#437	viking helmet	19
#219	vinegar	166
#211	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	89
#119	vitachoconutriment capsule	35
#403	vorpal blade	11
#227	walrus-tusk earring	5
#205	wang	11
#322	war tongs	4
#413	warm mushroom	3
🥈	washboard shield	1
#549	water pipe bomb	32
#24	wax lips	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#200	wheel	18
#141	white balloon	111
#313	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
#230	white chocolate chip cookies	17
#200	white chocolate chips	71
#101	white collar	21
#650	white lightning	8
#107	white picket fence	32
#650	white pixel	17
#199	white satin pants	22
#219	white satin shield	10
#472	white snake skin	16
#192	white sword	31
#797	whoopie cushion	36
#287	wicker shield	9
#833	wind-up chattering teeth	33
#229	windchimes	47
#772	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	14
#109	witch hat	7
#161	witty rapier	38
#69	wizard action figure	1
#182	wolf mask	217
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#78	wooden block	39
#59	wooden stakes	65
#157	wool hat	14
#240	worn tophat	7
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#651	worthless trinket	2
#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#384	wussiness potion	34
#774	x-ray specs	18
#118	yak whip	1
#13	yakskin buckler	25
#106	yakskin pants	1
#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
#85	yellow glowstick	15
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#262	yellow plastic oyster egg	20
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#712	yellow snowcone	45
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1228	yeti fur	11
#116	yo	72
#268	yo-yo	112
#255	yohohoyo	10
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#215	zombie pineal gland	20

Wow, that's 135,497 items total!

what items are this player missing?