Museum :: Kreegah

Kreegah

Rank	Item	Quantity
#203	"DRINK ME" potion	140
#72	"KICK ME" sign	11
#79	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	4
#236	"caramel" orange	1
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#130	1-ball	60
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#94	1952 Mickey Mantle card	55
#240	2-ball	24
#317	3-ball	16
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#219	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#354	4-ball	13
#139	4-d camera	1
#245	4-dimensional guitar	6
#273	5-ball	19
#64	5-hour acrimony	14
#280	6-ball	19
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#103	7-ball	82
#50	7-inch discus	1
#138	8-ball	306
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#252	9-ball	4
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#35	A Light that Never Goes Out	4
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#10	Aerheads	14
#52	Affirmation Cookie	4
#48	Aggressive Carrot	32
#88	Alewife™ Ale	27
#12	Alexy sauce	3
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#107	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#89	Alice's Army Sniper	3
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1092	Amulet of Yendor	7
#609	Angry Farmer candy	104
#175	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	7
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#789	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#53	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#63	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#32	Asleep in the Cemetery	22
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#47	BACON	4,661
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#30	BRICKO bat	2
🥉	BRICKO brick	254,384
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#20	BRICKO elephant	3
#385	BRICKO eye brick	4
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#29	BRICKO turtle	3
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#33	BUBBLE GUM	17
#429	BURT	40
#156	Barney's rake	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#159	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#40	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	3
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#26	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#9	Battlie Light Saver	256
#45	Beach Buck	245
#112	Ben-Gal™ Balm	15
#49	Bettie page	1
#527	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#88	BitterSweetTarts	30
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#238	Black No. 2	30
#170	Blackfly Chardonnay	31
#243	Blatantly Canadian	11
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#398	Blood Light	7
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#9	Boss Drops	276
#75	Bowlet	1
#31	Bram's choker	7
#61	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#26	Bugbearclaw Donut	14
#66	Bulky Buddy Box	43
#176	C.H.U.M. chum	8
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
🥇	CSA bravery badge	14,642
#194	CSA cheerfulness ration	4
#135	CSA obedience grenade	15
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#44	Carol of the Bulls	4
#44	Carol of the Hells	4
#44	Carol of the Thrills	4
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#56	Charity's choker	5
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#17	Choco-Mint patty	109
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#387	Chroner	36
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#59	Claybender glasses	12
#90	Cloaca Cola Polar	32
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#106	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	7
#115	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	11
#13	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	273
#227	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#127	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	9
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
🥉	Cracklin' Oat Bran	837
#177	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	29
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#140	Crimbo Factory surprise box	22
#155	Crimbo candied pecan	147
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#112	Crimbo fudge	267
#82	Crimbo peppermint bark	403
#436	Crimbo pie	4
#39	Crimbo tattoo kit	3
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#308	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1371	Crimbuck	282
#316	Crown of the Goblin King	74
#162	D roll	68
#121	DUFRESNE Suds	55
#1839	Daffy Taffy	2
#42	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	2
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#206	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#35	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	18
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#79	Disgeist	1
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#67	Divine	18
#319	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	26
#7	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	699
#123	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	15
#68	Dogsgotnonoz pills	5
#238	Drowsy Sword	80
#29	Duskwalker fangs	28
#42	Duskwalker syringe	47
#111	Dust bunny	16
#12	Dweebisol™ inhaler	122
#1390	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#1623	Dyspepsi-Cola	7
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#436	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	6
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
🥇	Effermint™ tablets	30,638
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#387	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#89	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#128	Elmley shades	9
#130	Elvish delight	2
#102	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#82	Enchanted Plunger	4
#24	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#42	Everlasting Deckswabber	23
#44	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#177	Fantasma en la Máquina	7
#140	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#13	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	239
#39	Fitspiration™ poster	76
#42	Five Second Energy™	1
#13	Flamin' Whatshisname	151
#72	Flaskfull of Hollow	78
#142	Frat Army FGF	41
#284	Friendliness Beverage	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#104	Fu Manchu Wax	3
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#273	Gaia beads	10
#135	Game Grid ticket	61
#94	Game Grid token	92
#37	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	311
#29	Gathered Meat-Clip	4,460
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#153	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	7
#17	Ghost Dog Chow	174
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#64	Gnollish Crossdress	8
#330	Gnollish pie tin	10
#33	Gnollish sangria	4
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#442	Gnollish toolbox	6
#22	Good 'n' Quiet	15
#100	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#38	Greek fire	4
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#67	Green Manalishi	34
#107	Groll doll	2
#343	Gummi-Gnauga	7
#39	Hairpiece On Fire	5
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#15	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	262
#1148	Heimandatz's heart	1
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#38	Hell ramen	262
#57	Holiday Fun!	31
#40	Hollandaise helmet	529
#82	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
#20	How to Avoid Scams	3,368
#28	Iceberglar scarf	43
#109	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	36
#191	Iiti Kitty phone charm	17
#186	Imp Ale	1,326
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#39	Interview With You (a Vampire)	8
#1001	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#27	Jack-O-Lantern beer	49
#353	Jack-in-the-box	17
#49	Jacob's rung	5
#139	Jarlsberg's key lime	3
#45	Jefferson wings	15
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#148	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	17
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#36	Kiss the Knob apron	4
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#74	Knob Goblin Mutagen	30
#247	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#93	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	10
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#496	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#700	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4
#172	Knob Goblin firecracker	142
#200	Knob Goblin harem pants	26
#197	Knob Goblin harem veil	25
#595	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#222	Knob Goblin pants	70
#265	Knob Goblin perfume	12
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#245	Knob Goblin scimitar	57
#553	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
#498	Knob Goblin spatula	6
#581	Knob Goblin steroids	8
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#281	Knob Goblin tongs	52
#166	Knob Goblin visor	44
#156	Knob mushroom	99
#61	Knob nuts	22
#570	Knob sausage	2
#97	Knob stir-fry	3
#115	Knoll mushroom	121
#149	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	3
#48	Kokomo Resort Pass	3
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#45	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,526
#95	LCD game: Burger Belt	3
#84	LCD game: Food Eater	7
#95	LCD game: Garbage River	3
#21	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	2
#34	LOV Elephant	2
#12	LOV Elixir #3	80
#20	LOV Elixir #6	8
#24	LOV Emotionizer	3
🥈	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	684
#814	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#54	Leonard's glasses	13
#17	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	114
#102	Li'l Businessman Kit	2
#102	Lobos Mints	5
#204	Lockenstock™ sandals	15
#43	Lolsipop	6
#331	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	77
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#766	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	5
#12	Lucky Strikes holo-record	3
#119	Lucky Surprise Egg	74
#171	MSG	3
#735	Mad Train wine	78
#92	Mae West	16
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#20	Mark V Steam-Hat	63
#96	Mark of the Ghost	2
#108	Mark of the Skeleton	2
#130	Mark of the Vampire	1
#55	Mark of the Werewolf	6
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#12	Meat maid	48
#43	Meat-inflating powder	10
#700	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#346	Meleegra™ pills	28
#18	Mer-kin cheatsheet	13
#94	Mer-kin cookiestove	34
#35	Mer-kin dragbelt	3
#41	Mer-kin fastjuice	27
#30	Mer-kin fitbrine	13
#121	Mer-kin foodbucket	4
#39	Mer-kin gutgirdle	2
#66	Mer-kin hidepaint	7
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#33	Mer-kin saltmint	6
#34	Mer-kin sawdust	3
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#135	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#60	Mer-kin weaksauce	6
#38	Mer-kin wordquiz	5
#22	Meteorite-Ade	206
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#654	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	27
#81	Milk Studs	168
#56	Missing Eye Simulation Device	11
#189	Misty Cape	9
#105	Misty Cloak	18
#212	Misty Robe	7
#1963	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#458	Mohawk wig	13
#106	Monstar energy beverage	120
#92	Moonds	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#20	More Humanitini than Humanitini	7
#45	Mornington crescent roll	48
#164	Mountain Stream soda	241
#1707	Mr. Mediocrebar	15
#79	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	5
#156	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
#42	Murderer's Punch	7
#132	Mysterious Black Box	4
#128	Mysterious Blue Box	5
#138	Mysterious Green Box	4
#128	Mysterious Red Box	4
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#68	Neverending Party favor	1
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#77	New Age healing crystal	9
#205	Newbiesport™ tent	16
#33	Nightmare Fuel	2
#67	Northern pemmican	3
#58	O'RLY manual	42
#47	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	28
#382	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#37	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	1
#14	Orange Star of Sacrifice	63
#167	Orcish baseball cap	26
#126	Orcish cargo shorts	31
#173	Orcish frat-paddle	22
#79	Osk'r Chow	5
#49	PADL Phone	389
#43	PB&J with the crusts cut off	59
#102	PEEZ dispenser	115
#207	Penultimate Fantasy chest	143
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#95	Piddles	21
#113	Pine-Fresh air freshener	33
#237	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#38	Poké-Gro fertilizer	3
#197	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	10
#259	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	6
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#584	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#106	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	11
#667	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#435	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
#411	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	5
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#98	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	16
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	10
#689	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	8
#141	Polka Pop	4
#43	Polysniff Perfume	47
#19	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	1
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#222	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#79	Professor What T-Shirt	12
#17	Prunets	121
#52	Purple Beast energy drink	31
#24	R'lyeh	6
#608	Ram's Face Lager	13
#37	Red Army camouflage kit	65
#249	Red Rover BB gun	15
#20	Red X Shield	16
#19	Redeye™ Eyedrops	95
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#2521	Rock Pops	2
#98	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#140	Rompedores de Fantasmas	14
#204	Roo trading card	1
#71	Rubee™	54
#80	S.A.V.E. flyer	5
#160	SPF 451 lip balm	16
#43	Saucepanic	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#126	Science Notebook	1
#118	Scuba Snack	1
#391	Senior Mints	13
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#32	Shielding Potion	3
#87	Shivering Chèvre	51
#217	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#10	Skullery Maid's Knee	237
#56	Slimosa	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#31	Smart Bone Dust	38
#177	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	6
#154	Sogg-Os	1
#40	Source essence	8,547
#11	Source terminal GRAM chip	1
#40	Source terminal file: dram.ext	2
#53	Source terminal file: gram.ext	1
#48	Source terminal file: pram.ext	1
#89	Space Tourist Phaser	8
#72	Space Tours Tripple	29
#53	Spacegate Research	30
#25	Special Seasoning	111
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#222	Spooky Surprise Egg	74
#191	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	5
#42	Squat-Thrust Magazine	68
#100	Star Spawn	1
#322	Steal This Candy	6
#71	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	2
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#39	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	7
#81	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#70	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	2
#46	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	3
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#48	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	6
#166	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#242	Strix stix	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#28	Super Weight-Gain 9000	9
#7	Superdrifter holo-record	17
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#37	Swedish massage fish	2
#151	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#34	T.U.R.D.S. Key	69
#40	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
#722	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	3
#22	Tales of Spelunking	17
#950	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#874	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	32
#75	Tears of the Quiet Healer	73
#96	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#24	Texas tea	37
#76	The Author's inkwell	2
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#82	The Bomb	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#19	The Emperor's dry cleaning	57
#68	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#13	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	9
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#1037	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#8	The Pigs holo-record	5
#209	The Snake trading card	1
#23	The Snitch's Manifesto	8
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#7	They liver	90
#24	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
#29	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	16
#109	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	26
#38	This Charming Flan	5
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1570	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#509	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#414	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#840	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1017	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#990	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#416	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#1740	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1948	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1821	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#254	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#316	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#630	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#333	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#451	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#1307	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#670	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#812	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#1274	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#62	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#1154	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#131	Tiger-lily's milk	16
#369	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	5
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#23	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
#239	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	4
#213	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	6
#237	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	4
#218	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	6
#29	Trout Fishing in Loathing	1
#153	Tuesday's ruby	21
#131	Typical Tavern swill	91
#36	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	2
#363	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	7
#118	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
#39	VYKEA bracket	41
#30	VYKEA dowel	528
#35	VYKEA hex key	12
#25	VYKEA instructions	26
#39	VYKEA mead	4
#38	VYKEA meatballs	3
#28	VYKEA plank	111
#29	VYKEA rail	112
#45	VYKEA woadpaint	35
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#45	Victor's Spoils	7
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#41	Wal-Mart gift certificate	113
#275	Warm Subject gift certificate	418
#75	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	99
#46	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	25
#56	Whenchamacallit bar	1
#110	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	10
#478	White Citadel burger	1
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#41	Whoompa Fur Pants	19
#1146	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#228	Woldo trading card	1
🥉	Wrotz	20
#39	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	4
#57	Xiblaxian circuitry	2
#40	Xiblaxian crystal	4
#35	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	3
🥈	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	47
#22	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	10
#42	Xiblaxian polymer	47
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#47	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	82
#87	Ye Olde Meade	17
#34	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	148
#115	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	152
#540	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#29	Yolo™ chocolates	2
#121	a butt tuba	11
#179	a little sump'm sump'm	19
#136	abominable blubber	7
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#22	absentee voter ballot	18
#60	abstraction: action	3
#40	abstraction: category	17
#19	abstraction: motion	16
#51	abstraction: perception	10
#43	abstraction: purpose	24
#54	abstraction: sensation	8
#65	abstraction: thought	3
#72	acceptable bagel	6
#99	accidental cider	29
#84	accord ion	3
#34	accordionoid rocca	8
#1005	acid-squirting flower	1
#112	actual tapas	2
#56	adder	113
#200	adder bladder	64
#1576	adorable seal larva	1
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#128	agua de vida	33
#36	airborne mutagen	1
#36	alien animal goo	3
#43	alien autoautopsy kit	24
#97	alien hologram projector	1
#35	alien meat	16
#11	alien plant fibers	49
#37	alien plant goo	7
#13	alien rock sample	312
#36	alien sandwich	2
#10	alien toenails	28
#8	alien zoological sample	2
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#88	unidentified jerky	471
#36	unnamed cocktail	31
#32	unnatural gas	12
#411	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	7
#38	unremarkable duffel bag	76
#33	unrequired jacket	14
#40	unsmoothed velvet	5
#123	unstable quark	7
#128	unused walkie-talkie	6
#1129	unusual disco ball	2
#38	unusual oil	3
#46	unwound clockwork grapefruit	4
#326	upsy daisy	5
#15	urchin roe	3
#439	urinal cake	3
#1546	useless powder	7
#17	valuable coin	235
#317	valuable trinket	285
#43	vampire chowder	52
#170	vampire collar	12
#114	vampire pearl	6
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	van key	58
#55	velcro broadsword	1
#1497	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
🥇	very hot lunch	10,362
#72	very overdue library book	11
#40	very small red dress	34
#24	vial of The Glistening	60
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#55	vial of hamethyst juice	2
#116	vial of swamp vapors	2
#161	viking helmet	103
#569	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	3
#196	viral DNA	1
#52	viscous lava globs	2
#36	vitamin G pill	15
#514	vodka and cranberry	2
#92	vodka and tonic	3
#27	vodka barracuda	3
#59	vodka gibson	3
#287	vodka martini	4
#112	vodka stratocaster	8
#140	volcanic ash	52
#51	voodoo glowskull	97
#602	voodoo snuff	1
#518	vorpal blade	6
#102	votive candle	2
#145	wad of dough	508
#369	wad of tofu	10
#60	walrus-tusk earring	20
#135	wand of pigification	5
#56	war tongs	78
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#531	warbear whosit	31
🥇	warehouse clerk's glasses	2,596
🥇	warehouse walkie-talkie	2,568
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#284	water pipe bomb	185
#475	water wings	1
#171	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
#15	waterlogged bootstraps	4
#19	waterlogged cloth	88
#23	waterlogged leather	69
#28	waterlogged metal	53
#22	waterlogged stuffing	55
#88	waterlogged wood	4
#93	weremoose spit	6
#88	whalebone corset	17
#60	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
#69	whimpering willow bark	7
#443	whiskey and cola	3
#447	white candy heart	43
#397	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#216	white chocolate chips	64
#57	white class ring	262
#354	white collar	3
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#27	white mana	47
#125	white money bag	2
#56	white page	9
#318	white picket fence	11
#112	white pixel	575
#279	white rice	4
#359	white satin pants	9
#447	white satin shield	2
#225	white snake skin	58
#234	white sword	22
#1252	whoopie cushion	12
#185	wicker shield	22
🥈	wind-up Whatsian robot	3,998
#1512	wind-up chattering teeth	7
#20	wind-up ensign	21
#536	wind-up meatcar	13
#54	wind-up navigation droid	7
#58	wind-up owl	9
#71	wind-up spider	1
#34	wind-up vampire teeth	12
#579	windchimes	5
#17	windicle	5
#415	wine spritzer	1
#474	witty rapier	2
#6	woim	12
#504	wolf mask	27
#68	wonderwall shield	28
#533	wooden stakes	3
#149	wool hat	15
#123	world's smallest violin	6
#76	worst candy	1
#231	worthless knick-knack	41
#73	woven baling wire bracelets	10
#335	wreath of laurels	2
🥈	wrestling mask	2,660
#32	wriggling worm	219
#462	wumpus hair	1
#215	wussiness potion	86
#1110	x-ray specs	6
#243	yak skin	3
#586	yellow candy heart	33
#172	yellow drunki-bear	2
#88	yellow pixel	3
#1575	yellow snowcone	6
#493	yeti fur	210
#15	yule gruel	2,867
#104	yule pup	1
#77	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#42	zombie hollandaise	65
#678	zombie pineal gland	7

Wow, that's 626,742 items total!

what items are this player missing?