| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #20 | "KICK ME" sign | 157 |
| #24 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #95 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #271 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #220 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #245 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #208 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #126 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #118 | Barulio's bottle | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #180 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #229 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #244 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #2693 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #97 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #36 | Fettris | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #281 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #633 | Gnollish flyswatter | 2 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #131 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #95 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #305 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #206 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #232 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #360 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #71 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #337 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #716 | baggie of powdered sugar | 13 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
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| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #214 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
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| #321 | boulder | 1 |
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| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
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| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
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| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
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| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
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| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
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| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
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| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #43 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
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| #470 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
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| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
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| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #151 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #668 | candied nuts | 1 |
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| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #56 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
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| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
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| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
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| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
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| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
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| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
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| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #227 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
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| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
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| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
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| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
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| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #4 | club of corruption | 16 |
| #155 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
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| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #312 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #69 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #18 | decaying wooden paddle | 1 |
| #22 | decaying wooden pole | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #91 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #132 | delicious swamp muck | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #140 | devilish folio | 7 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #113 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
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| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
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| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
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| #295 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
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| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #69 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
| #112 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #133 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #198 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #61 | fluorescent lightbulb | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #254 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #128 | frog lip-print | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #81 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #40 | generic restorative potion | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #162 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #158 | goblin hunting spear | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #426 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #261 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #104 | half-empty carton of milk | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #388 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #384 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #71 | huge mosquito proboscis | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #205 | imp air | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #215 | janglin' bones | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #193 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #617 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #103 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #38 | libertagliatelle | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #53 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1009 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #140 | lint | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #114 | liver popsicle | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #142 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #72 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #272 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #460 | meat paste | 62 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1014 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #153 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #79 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #197 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #1390 | old sweatpants | 15 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #212 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #100 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #168 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #203 | overcookie | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #34 | peppermint parasol | 1 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
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