Museum :: Cosmosis Kwik

Cosmosis Kwik

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1277	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#554	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	9
#64	Bulky Buddy Box	45
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#153	Crimboween memo	56
#1079	Crown of the Goblin King	22
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#576	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#1424	Drowsy Sword	7
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#815	Ent cider	4
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#915	Feynman gate	9
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#638	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#358	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	123
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#279	M-242	37
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#12	abandoned candy	347
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#486	around the world	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#72	asbestos crossbow string	4
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#485	baby killer bee	20
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#2162	badass belt	24
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#968	banana	2
#338	banana cream pie	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#142	banana-frosted king cake	17
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#349	barrrnacle	45
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#999	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#1172	batgut	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#159	beertini	13
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#382	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#347	big rock	2
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#263	black paisley oyster egg	18
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#287	black plastic oyster egg	16
#129	black polka-dot oyster egg	36
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#727	black sword	1
#406	black-and-blue light	108
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#1298	blood flower	2
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#399	blue plasma ball	112
#23	blue plastic baby	17
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#840	blue polka-dot oyster egg	5
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#168	borg sock monkey	12
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#28	bottle of antifreeze	21
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1054	bottle of goofballs	24
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#288	bottle of pirate juice	3
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#150	bowl of lucky charms	5
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1053	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#230	breath mint	1
#1787	brick	7
#436	brick of sand	1
#746	briefcase	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#39	brown plastic baby	21
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#38	bubble bauble bow	2
#956	bubbly potion	1
#118	buckyball	52
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#764	bunch of bananas	2
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#37	can cannon	2
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#103	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#592	can of maces	1
#269	can of spinach	8
#164	can of starch	1
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#231	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	35
#187	candied yams	44
#362	candy cane	103
#41	candy cornucopia	2
#1326	candy stake	5
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#24	canteen of wine	461
#1145	capacitor relay	6
#557	carbon nanotube frame	19
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#147	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#97	carob chunk noodles	23
#731	carob chunks	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#54	cheap elven gloves	47
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#280	cheap studded belt	184
#90	cheap wind-up clock	12
#664	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#179	chintzy seal pendant	6
#116	chisel	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#328	chocolate-frosted king cake	6
#824	chopsticks	1
#152	chorizo brownies	14
#765	chorizo taco	1
#107	chrome crossbow string	2
#985	chrome ore	1
#49	chrome stick	7
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
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#1043	viking helmet	1
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#388	vitachoconutriment capsule	14
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#511	war tongs	1
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#293	warbear battery	8
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
#436	warbear beeping telegram	1
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#225	water wings	5
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#525	wheel	7
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#176	white chocolate and tomato pizza	14
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#7	wiffle-flail	138
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#258	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	187
#615	witch hat	1
#476	witty rapier	2
#69	wizard action figure	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#69	yak whip	2
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#202	yellow glowstick	7
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#443	yo	21
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 20,752 items total!

what items are this player missing?