Museum :: Muffin Break

Muffin Break

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#1338	Amulet of Yendor	2
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#395	BRICKO brick	11
#419	BRICKO eye brick	2
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#61	Better Than Cuddling Cake	50
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#470	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	68
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#6538	badass belt	2
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1520	bag of airline peanuts	5
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#571	black sword	2
#477	black-and-blue light	74
#892	blackberry	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#499	blue class ring	4
#471	blue plasma ball	74
#56	blue plastic baby	6
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#6714	box of sunshine	2
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#835	brick	40
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#232	broken carburetor	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#89	brown plastic baby	9
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#817	bum cheek	4
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#703	candy kneecapping stick	4
#666	candy knuckles	4
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#275	cheap cigar butt	6
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#416	cheap studded belt	84
#997	cheap toaster	2
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#42	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	40
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#33	clockwork endoskeleton	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#904	club necklace	8
#204	cob of corn	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#864	cool whip	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#433	cream pie	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#91	crusty hula hoop	5
#172	crystallized memory	2
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#32	dead guy's memento	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#923	demon skin	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#10	depleted Grimacite shinguards	2
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#908	designer handbag	2
#695	diamond necklace	10
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#794	dirty hobo gloves	6
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1215	disco ball	8
#1207	disco mask	6
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#113	diving muff	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#782	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#813	duct tape	30
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#38	dusty animal cranium	8
#36	dusty animal jawbone	8
#44	dusty animal pelvis	8
#18	dusty animal skull	8
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#44	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	8
#45	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	8
#48	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	8
#49	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	8
#42	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	8
#50	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	8
#46	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	8
#51	dusty first caudal vertebra	8
#52	dusty first cervical vertebra	8
#44	dusty first lumbar vertebra	8
#48	dusty first thoracic vertebra	8
#47	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	8
#45	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	8
#41	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	8
#48	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	8
#44	dusty left clavicle	8
#53	dusty left eighth rib	8
#48	dusty left eleventh rib	8
#46	dusty left femur	8
#51	dusty left fibula	8
#51	dusty left fifth rib	8
#44	dusty left first front claw	8
#52	dusty left first rear claw	8
#48	dusty left first rib	8
#45	dusty left fourth front claw	8
#44	dusty left fourth rear claw	8
#45	dusty left fourth rib	8
#46	dusty left humerus	8
#51	dusty left kneecap	8
#47	dusty left ninth rib	8
#43	dusty left radius	8
#46	dusty left scapula	8
#47	dusty left second front claw	8
#38	dusty left second rear claw	8
#47	dusty left second rib	8
#49	dusty left seventh rib	8
#42	dusty left sixth rib	8
#46	dusty left tenth rib	8
#43	dusty left third front claw	8
#52	dusty left third rear claw	8
#43	dusty left third rib	8
#46	dusty left thumb	8
#46	dusty left tibia	8
#43	dusty left twelfth rib	8
#43	dusty left ulna	8
#44	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	8
#42	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	8
#42	dusty right clavicle	8
#52	dusty right eighth rib	8
#44	dusty right eleventh rib	8
#50	dusty right femur	8
#49	dusty right fibula	8
#46	dusty right fifth rib	8
#41	dusty right first front claw	8
#41	dusty right first rear claw	8
#40	dusty right first rib	8
#44	dusty right fourth front claw	8
#45	dusty right fourth rear claw	8
#51	dusty right fourth rib	8
#48	dusty right humerus	8
#45	dusty right kneecap	8
#45	dusty right ninth rib	8
#42	dusty right radius	8
#48	dusty right scapula	8
#46	dusty right second front claw	8
#43	dusty right second rear claw	8
#45	dusty right second rib	8
#48	dusty right seventh rib	8
#45	dusty right sixth rib	8
#46	dusty right tenth rib	8
#49	dusty right third front claw	8
#45	dusty right third rear claw	8
#40	dusty right third rib	8
#50	dusty right thumb	8
#45	dusty right tibia	8
#49	dusty right twelfth rib	8
#50	dusty right ulna	8
#46	dusty sacral vertebrae	8
#48	dusty second caudal vertebra	8
#45	dusty second cervical vertebra	8
#49	dusty second lumbar vertebra	8
#43	dusty second thoracic vertebra	8
#46	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	8
#40	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	8
#42	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	8
#46	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	8
#47	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	8
#44	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	8
#50	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	8
#44	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	8
#46	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	8
#44	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	8
#39	dusty third caudal vertebra	8
#40	dusty third cervical vertebra	8
#47	dusty third lumbar vertebra	8
#46	dusty third thoracic vertebra	8
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#752	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	10
#434	tiny plastic accordion thief	10
#102	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	10
#735	tiny plastic angry bugbear	10
#1856	tiny plastic angry goat	10
#741	tiny plastic anime smiley	10
#734	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	10
#737	tiny plastic astronomer	10
#1826	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	10
#1835	tiny plastic barrrnacle	10
#714	tiny plastic beanbat	10
#418	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	10
#1813	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	10
#725	tiny plastic blooper	10
#729	tiny plastic brainsweeper	10
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#64	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
#1813	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#1824	tiny plastic coffee pixie	10
#445	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	10
#738	tiny plastic cubist bull	10
#736	tiny plastic demoninja	10
#465	tiny plastic disco bandit	10
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#72	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	10
#735	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	10
#735	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	10
#718	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	10
#717	tiny plastic fruit golem	10
#1830	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	10
#1830	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	10
#1833	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	10
#714	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	10
#438	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	4
#752	tiny plastic goth giant	10
#1842	tiny plastic grue	10
#713	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	10
#426	tiny plastic hermit	10
#1852	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	10
#1774	tiny plastic killer bee	10
#731	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	10
#1812	tiny plastic leprechaun	10
#1820	tiny plastic levitating potato	10
#716	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	10
#1815	tiny plastic mosquito	10
#81	tiny plastic mutant elf	10
#779	tiny plastic ninja snowman	10
#409	tiny plastic pastamancer	10
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#1829	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	10
#435	tiny plastic sauceror	10
#765	tiny plastic scary clown	10
#441	tiny plastic seal clubber	10
#724	tiny plastic senile lihc	10
#93	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	10
#744	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	10
#713	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	10
#1830	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	10
#750	tiny plastic spooky vampire	10
#1824	tiny plastic stab bat	10
#1821	tiny plastic star starfish	10
#65	tiny plastic strand of DNA	10
#941	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
#744	tiny plastic taco cat	10
#1202	tiny plastic topiary golem	6
#452	tiny plastic turtle tamer	10
#735	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	10
#722	tiny plastic warwelf	10
#719	tiny plastic whitesnake	10
#725	tiny plastic zmobie	10
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#891	tires	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#3157	toast	1
#123	toast with jam	1
#545	tofu casserole	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#1136	tomato	1
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#320	tomb ratchet	1
#1841	towel	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1384	toy train	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#618	tropical orchid	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#442	tube sock	1
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#1255	turtle totem	9
#1077	twinkly wad	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#668	vampire collar	1
#266	vampire pearl	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#1043	viking helmet	1
#648	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#141	volleyball	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#185	wad of slimy rags	2
#696	wad of tofu	1
#586	wang	1
#511	war tongs	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#220	whip kit	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#501	white candy heart	33
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#854	white sword	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#1751	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#683	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	23
#567	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#531	wolfman mask	11
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#96	wumpus hair	23
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#581	yellow candy heart	34
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1617	yellow snowcone	5
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 8,034 items total!

what items are this player missing?