Museum :: mskc

mskc

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#110	"DRINK ME" potion	416
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#16	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	9
#21	"KICK ME" sign	158
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#67	"caramel" orange	37
#69	"meat" stick	9
#300	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#41	1,970 carat gold	72
#126	1-ball	63
#11	11-leaf clover	1,554
#401	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	17
#69	1952 Mickey Mantle card	101
#137	2-ball	58
#12	20-lb can of rice and beans	85
#149	3-ball	52
#475	30669 scroll	13
#577	33398 scroll	17
#310	334 scroll	19
#24	37x37x37 puzzle cube	356
#130	4-ball	66
#33	4-dimensional guitar	114
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#105	5-ball	76
#61	5-hour acrimony	19
#142	6-ball	56
#130	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	30
#133	7-ball	65
#50	7-inch discus	1
#134	8-ball	320
#109	9-ball	10
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#65	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#58	A muse-bouche	7
#64	A. W. O. L. commendation	81
#71	ASCII fu manchu	4
#216	ASCII shirt	10
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#24	Agitated Turkey	9
#124	Alewife™ Ale	13
#25	Alice's Army Alchemist	90
#28	Alice's Army Bowman	33
#23	Alice's Army Cleric	46
#23	Alice's Army Coward	41
#23	Alice's Army Dervish	13
#26	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	3
#23	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
#19	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#25	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	3
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	3
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#39	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#24	Alice's Army Guard	84
#28	Alice's Army Halberder	71
#28	Alice's Army Hammerman	31
#27	Alice's Army Horseman	39
#28	Alice's Army Lanceman	40
#28	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	77
#15	Alice's Army Martyr	22
#28	Alice's Army Ninja	91
#33	Alice's Army Nurse	82
#26	Alice's Army Page	88
#26	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	82
#23	Alice's Army Sniper	16
#26	Alice's Army Spearsman	86
#25	Alice's Army Swordsman	88
#28	Alice's Army Wallman	77
#115	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#16	Ambitious Turkey	641
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#13	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	3
#62	Amulet of Yendor	316
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#409	Angry Farmer candy	240
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#349	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#27	Arr, M80	1
#11	Arrow (+1)	2,546
#8	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	27
#9	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	32
#11	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	31
#10	Artist's Spatula of Despair	32
#9	Artist's Whisk of Misery	37
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#20	Aura Libre	10
#25	AutumnFest ale	69
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#23	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	8
#18	Azurite	1,919
#59	BACON	1,902
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#211	BGE merchandise order form	20
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#73	BOOterfinger	4
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#79	BRICKO brick	5,996
#22	BRICKO bulwark	9
#93	BRICKO eye brick	935
#60	BRICKO pearl	4
#65	BRICKO reactor	6
#32	BRICKO trunk	3
#55	BROS Energy Drink	7
#83	BUBBLE GUM	1
#194	BURT	151
#41	Baja sopapilla	10
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#324	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
#26	Barulio's bottle	29
#59	Bash-Ōs cereal	15
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#25	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#20	Battlie Light Saver	120
#118	Beach Buck	30
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#27	Beignet Milgranet	16
#55	Ben-Gal™ Balm	109
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#66	Big Punk	4
#246	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
#119	BitterSweetTarts	13
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#45	Black Hole	2
#60	Black No. 2	244
#41	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
🥉	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	412
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#362	Blatantly Canadian	6
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#102	Blood Light	37
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#91	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#312	Bonerdagon necklace	36
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#53	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#18	Boris's beer	2
#16	Boris's bread	2
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#499	Boris's ring	3
#152	Boss Bat bling	21
#17	Boss Bat britches	204
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#18	Bowl of Scorpions	126
#15	Boxing Day Pass	49
#31	Bram's choker	7
#60	Brandonian footlocker key	28
#48	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#22	Breathitin™	1
#26	Bustle Hustler	10
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#32	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	15
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#508	CRIMBCO mug	22
#708	CRIMBCO scrip	180
#338	CRIMBCO wine	22
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#21	CSA all-purpose soap	545
#27	CSA bravery badge	614
#30	CSA cheerfulness ration	557
#111	CSA discount card	46
#27	CSA fire-starting kit	780
#28	CSA obedience grenade	646
#33	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	651
#45	Caipiranha	1
#15	Calzone of Legend	2
#33	Camp Scout pup tent	575
#83	Candicaine	1
#6	Candy Alexander	29
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#49	Carol of the Hells	3
#51	Carol of the Thrills	3
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#32	Celsius 233	2
#34	Cement Mixer	4
#35	Chakra Libre	3
#18	Champagne Shimmy	2
#34	Charleston Choo-Choo	4
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#15	Charter: Nellyville	5
#73	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#38	Chinese curse words	9
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#54	Christmas ham	1
#125	Chroner	792
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#9	Chubby and Plump bar	343
#29	Churchill	2
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#79	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#198	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
#28	Claybender glasses	30
#19	Cloaca Cola Polar	840
#1123	Cloaca grenade	7
#686	Cloaca-Cola	38
#944	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#19	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	156
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#300	Codpiece of the Goblin King	24
#78	Coily™	1
#75	Coinspiracy	63
#241	Cold Hots candy	37
#33	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	29
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#41	Comet Pop	11
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#115	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	10
#121	Corpse Island iced tea	42
#83	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#34	Cracklin' Oat Bran	30
#61	Crazymaker	2
#75	Crimbeau de toilette	4
#90	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	51
#8	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	5
#11	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	5
#10	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	5
#505	Crimbo Credit	3
#158	Crimbo Factory surprise box	19
#31	Crimbo candied pecan	1,279
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#14	Crimbo cookie sheet	19
#47	Crimbo crystal shards	7
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#126	Crimbo food scraps	30
#30	Crimbo fudge	1,269
#27	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,206
#501	Crimbo pie	3
#84	Crimbo salad	7
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#9	Crimbo stockings	2
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#139	Crimbo train emergency brake	17
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#42	Crimbolex watch	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#128	Crimbonium fuel rod	17
#171	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#269	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#134	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#134	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#166	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#291	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	8
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#295	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
#254	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
#94	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
#269	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	9
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#264	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	9
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#250	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
#58	Crimbough	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#90	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
#19	Crimbuccaneer breeches	9
#84	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#13	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	13
#57	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	219
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#144	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#100	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	250
#89	Crimbuccaneer shirt	5
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#22	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	8
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#121	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
#1614	Crimbuck	116
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#46	Crown of the Goblin King	311
#86	D roll	155
#196	DNOTC Box	2
#201	DUFRESNE Suds	3
#10	Dad's brandy	259
#249	Daffy Taffy	133
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#71	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#13	Deep Dish of Legend	2
#5	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	309
#417	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#17	Dinsey food-cone	4
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#61	Disgeist	2
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#299	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#394	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	15
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#31	Doc's Limbering Wine	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#37	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2
#52	Dogsgotnonoz pills	9
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#631	Dolphin King's crown	7
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#250	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#14	Drip Institute petri dish	2
#10	Driplet	42
#29	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	12
#41	Drowsy Sword	254
#52	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#47	Dump Truck	3
#17	Duskwalker fangs	42
#150	Duskwalker syringe	2
#55	Dweebisol™ inhaler	9
#954	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#805	Dyspepsi-Cola	64
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#52	Easter eggnog	1
#22	Easter grasshopper	6
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#115	Ecto-Cooler	10
#154	Effermint™ tablets	14
#21	Egnaro berry	5
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	13
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	9
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	10
#15	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	11
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#36	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	9
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	12
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#264	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#24	Electric Punch	1
#102	Elf Army machine parts	20
#82	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	50
#52	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#66	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	2
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#47	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#181	Elf Guard MPC	1,001
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#16	Elf Guard honor present	13
#13	Elf Guard hotpants	11
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#28	Elf Guard insignia (private)	6
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#17	Elf Guard patrol cap	9
#72	Elf Guard payroll bag	7
#84	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#92	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#105	Elmley shades	11
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#46	Elvish delight	11
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#57	Enchanted Flyswatter	9
#61	Enchanted Plunger	6
#6	Engorged Sausages and You	3
#258	Ent cider	39
#49	Event Horizon	2
#94	Everlasting Deckswabber	8
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#16	Eye Agate	1,906
#8	Eye and a Twist	266
#319	FDKOL commendation	1,196
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#307	FDKOL hotcakes	10
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#8	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	119
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#56	Fauna Libre	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#302	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	31
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#39	Finnish Fish	1
#57	Firewater	1
#44	Fitspiration™ poster	65
#7	Flamin' Whatshisname	407
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#45	Flaming Knob	3
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#13	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	9
#20	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,421
#37	Flying Caipiranha	2
#16	Fog Murderer	29
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#90	Frat Army FGF	94
#139	Freddy Kruegerand	45
🥇	French slippers	1
#84	Friendliness Beverage	124
#21	Friendly Turkey	6
#140	Frogade	3
#43	Fromage Pinotage	4
#40	Frost™ brand sword	4
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#66	Fu Manchu Wax	6
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#68	Fudgie Roll	4
#43	Fun-Guy spore	10
#39	FunFunds™	485
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#78	GOTO	15
#7	Gaia beads	725
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#166	Game Grid ticket	30
#43	Game Grid token	516
#73	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	72
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#46	Gathered Meat-Clip	629
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#64	Gearhead Goo	12
#43	Genalen™ Bottle	137
#76	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	17
#6	Giant black monolith	35
#30	Glum berry	5
#82	Gnollish Crossdress	5
#104	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#202	Gnollish flyswatter	15
#147	Gnollish pie server	14
#301	Gnollish plunger	9
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#174	Gnollish slotted spoon	12
#225	Gnollish toolbox	23
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#240	Go-Wassail	81
#34	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	26
#66	Golden Mean	1
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#560	Goodfella contract	24
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#25	Grasshopper	5
#32	Grateful Undead T-shirt	15
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#46	Green Burlap	2
#411	Green Clover of Justice	5
#39	Green Manalishi	130
#51	Green Muslin	1
🥉	Grimacite guayabera	1
#32	Groll doll	128
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#72	Gummy Brains	8
#12	Guzzlr cocktail set	449
#5	Guzzlr pants	1
#5	Guzzlr shoes	1
#7	Guzzlrbuck	720
#6	Half a Purse	23
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#100	Hatorade	2
#114	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	47
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#49	Haymaker	1
#760	Heimandatz's heart	2
#512	Hell ramen	2
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#42	Herringtini	2
#29	Highest Bitter	2
#26	Hippy Army MPE	602
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#12	Hodgman's garbage sticker	3
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#71	Holiday Multitasking	1
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
#66	Hollandaise helmet	278
#22	Homebodyl™	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#17	How to Avoid Scams	5,055
#70	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
🥈	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#60	How to Play Othello	10
#72	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#75	Hundred Headed IPA	2
#52	Ice Island Long Tea	3
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#36	Iceberglar scarf	34
#57	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	112
#82	Iiti Kitty phone charm	76
#131	Imp Ale	1,914
#258	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#61	Instant Karma	205
#37	Irish Coffee, English Heart	3
#7	Irish eggnog	16
#42	Iron Beta of Industry	197
#27	Island Hurricane	1
#14	Island Landslide	5
#74	Jack-O-Lantern beer	3
#106	Jack-in-the-box	47
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
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#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#312	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#64	warbear rejuvenation potion	2
#203	warbear requisition box	17
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#110	warbear soda machine assembler	5
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#269	warbear trouser fragment	8
#73	warbear wardance potion	30
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#109	warbear whosit	2,138
#87	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
#82	warehouse walkie-talkie	1
#145	warm mushroom	12
#103	wasabi pocky	1
#110	wasabi-infused sake	1
#33	water pipe bomb	3,072
#34	water purification pills	851
#275	water wings	3
#28	watered-down Red Minotaur	202
#50	waterlogged cloth	29
#17	waterlogged crate	16
#65	waterlogged leather	20
#106	waterlogged metal	9
#44	waterlogged stuffing	28
#72	waterlogged wood	5
#27	watermelon	1
#36	wax booze	1
#23	weathered barrel	1,301
#38	weighted paperclip chain	4
#44	weremoose spit	24
#38	wet stew	14
#58	wet venom duct	7
#87	whale cerebrospinal fluid	5
#38	whalebone corset	63
#63	whalecake	1
#95	whalesteak	3
#42	whatsit-covered turtle shell	4
#18	wheel of camembert	1
🥇	whet stone	199
#32	whimpering willow bark	24
#11	whirled peas	7
#147	whisker pencil	63
#358	whiskey and cola	5
#256	whiskey and soda	3
#148	whiskey in a broken glass	11
#111	whiskey sour	23
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#650	white Canadian	2
#25	white Crimbo ball	1,112
#46	white Xanadian	12
#11	white arm towel	3
#366	white balloon	10
#46	white blood cells	4
#73	white candy heart	798
#276	white candygram	1
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#623	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#34	white chocolate chips	545
#590	white class ring	9
#71	white collar	32
#188	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#83	white lightning	285
#39	white mana	12
#18	white page	48
#49	white picket fence	63
#22	white pixel	6,729
#310	white rice	3
#69	white satin pants	85
#84	white satin shield	35
#31	white snake skin	564
#97	white sword	77
#48	white wine	4
#17	whole turkey leg	298
#129	whoopie cushion	196
#7	wicker shield	961
#37	wild honey pie	1
#46	willyweed	85
#76	wind-up chattering teeth	304
#169	wind-up ensign	1
#174	wind-up meatcar	66
#168	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#236	windchimes	45
#18	windicle	5
#321	wine spritzer	2
#47	wings of fire	2
#139	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	434
#291	witch hat	3
#30	witch wart	7
#253	witty rapier	13
#466	wolf mask	33
#75	wonderwall shield	25
#61	wood screw	6
#262	wooden axe	2
#153	wooden block	20
#391	wooden stakes	6
#90	wool hat	31
#41	world's smallest violin	41
#80	worn tophat	46
#66	worthless gewgaw	344
#63	worthless knick-knack	425
#39	worthless trinket	909
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#82	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#231	wreath of laurels	3
#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#17	wrench bracelet	116
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#32	wriggling tentacle	3
#252	wumpus hair	6
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#91	wussiness potion	264
#61	x-ray specs	322
#67	yak skin	40
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#43	yakskin kilt	2
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#5	yam	599
#11	yam and swiss	2
#17	yam battery	1
#125	yam candy	2
#90	yellow candy heart	850
#399	yellow candygram	1
#172	yellow drunki-bear	2
#119	yellow glowstick	11
#487	yellow gummi ingot	49
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#52	yellow pixel	63
#2819	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#9	yellow rocket	79
#13	yellow seashell	1,405
#78	yellow snowcone	326
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#305	yeti fur	626
🥇	yield shield	1
#2047	yo-yo	2
#200	yohohoyo	14
#37	yule grog	1
#95	yule hatchet	5
#71	yule pup	2
#52	zmobie	20
#68	zombie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#25	zombie hollandaise	110
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 33,704,851 items total!

what items are this player missing?