HalfManHalfMachine

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#14371-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14744-ball1
#4424-dimensional guitar1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#237BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt4
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#924Boris's ring1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2774Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2408Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#155Crimbo Credit80
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4249Crown of the Goblin King1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2742Drowsy Sword1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#470Elmley shades1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#607Gaia beads1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#207Microplushie: Bropane66
#218Microplushie: Dorkonide19
#208Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid28
#254Microplushie: Fauxnerditide10
#202Microplushie: Gothochondria52
#213Microplushie: Hippylase69
#295Microplushie: Hipsterine4
#201Microplushie: Hobomosome35
#237Microplushie: Otakulone66
#211Microplushie: Raverdrine42
#213Microplushie: Sororitrate56
#987Mohawk wig1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#879Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#100Ring of Fire1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#348Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
#365a butt tuba1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#251ancient stone fist1
#232ancient stone head1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#886antique greaves1
#896antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#772antique spear2
#485armgun1
#854arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#1080asparagus knife1
#642asshat1
#185baconstone earring1
#7430badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#305balloon helmet1
#105balloon shield1
#311balloon sword1
#122bar whip1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#73barskin buckler1
#367barskin hat1
#151basic meat spork1
#89bat hat1
#77bat whip1
#784batblade1
#287beach glass necklace1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#117beer-a-pult1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#44bewitching boots1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#394big bass drum1
#1005big red clown nose1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#86black cowboy hat1
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#964bloody clown pants1
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#840blue polka-dot oyster egg5
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#67boiling seal blood11
#36bone and arrows1
#52bone crusher1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#543bottle opener belt buckle1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#241boxing glove1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#625broken sword1
#591bronze breastplate1
#96bubble bauble bow1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#108buffalo blade1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1095bum cheek1
#375buoybottoms1
#185calavera concertina1
#98can cannon1
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#545can of fake snow1
#593can of maces1
#1466candy knuckles2
#824canteen of wine25
#331cardboard katana1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#77carob cannon1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#83catskin cap1
#508cement sandals2
#235charming flute1
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#597coffin lid1
#777cold ninja mask1
#47cold seal sweat33
#507colored-light "necklace"1
🥉control crystal1
#864cool whip1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#522corn holder1
#850cornuthaum1
#362costume sword1
#113crotchety pants1
#161crowbar1
#706crowbarrr1
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#919cyborg doll1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#93demon buckler1
#97demon whip1
#134demon-horned hat1
#375denim axe1
#49dense meat crossbow1
#63dense meat staff1
#84dense meat sword1
#436dented harmonica1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#154detective skull1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#597didgeridooka1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#705disco ball32
#136disco horoscope (Aquarius)9
#164disco horoscope (Aries)6
#148disco horoscope (Cancer)8
#140disco horoscope (Capricorn)9
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#209disco horoscope (Leo)3
#172disco horoscope (Libra)6
#217disco horoscope (Pisces)3
#159disco horoscope (Sagittarius)7
#106disco horoscope (Scorpio)12
#163disco horoscope (Taurus)6
#152disco horoscope (Virgo)7
#137discocktail47
#292disembodied smile1
#345dishrag1
#1852disturbing fanfic1
#269double-barreled sling1
#930draggin' ball hat1
#373dreadlock whip1
#1979drywall axe1
#92duct tape fedora1
#231duct tape sword1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#855eXtreme scarf1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#38eelskin hat1
#28eelskin pants1
#337eggbeater1
#767elven limbos gingerbread15
#724elven moonshine12
#685elven socks6
#651enchanted toothpick1
#124enchantlers1
#541energy drink IV1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#952f3d0r41
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#1390felt5
#1426festive holiday hat1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#602filthy pestle1
#298finger cymbals1
#529fire poi1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#955flaming crutch1
#941flaming talons1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#7floaty rock helmet1
#7floaty rock necklace1
#7floaty rock pants1
#269floral print shirt1
#383flowing hippy skirt1
#63flypaper staff1
#497foam noodle1
#55foetid seal tear66
#792foolscap fool's cap1
#71foon of fearfulness1
#66foon of fleshiness1
#67foon of foulness1
#66foon of frigidity1
#70foon of fulmination1
#187frigid fudgepuck21
#428frilly shirt1
#826frilly skirt1
#732frozen nunchaku1
#540furniture dolly1
#86furry kilt1
#427furry pants1
#641ga-ga radio1
#183gauze shorts1
#696gearbox necklace1
#386giant cactus quill1
#78giant cheesestick1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#563giant foam finger1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#72glistening staff1
#1108glowing red eye1
#58gnauga hide buckler2
#58gnauga hide chaps2
#79gnauga hide kilt1
#88gnauga hide whip2
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#572goatskin umbrella1
#162goblin autoblowgun1
#159goblin hunting spear1
#394gold lamé pants1
#1709googly eye4
#80goulauncher1
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#427grassy cutlass1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#575gray bow tie11
#122grease gun1
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#391grungy bandana1
#350guard turtle shell1
#88hairy staff1
#323half-sized guitar1
#374halfberd1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#647happiness1
#324headhunter necktie1
#60helm of the white knight1
#892hemp string1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#77hippopotamus kilt1
#125hippopotamus pants1
#312hippy bongo1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#459hors d'oeuvre tray1
#62hot cross bow1
#606huge spoon1
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#355infernal fife1
#739infernal insoles1
#577inflatable duck1
#682irate sombrero1
#312jack flapper1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#283jungle drum1
#505keg shield1
#530kick-ass kicks1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#367knob bugle1
#785knuckle sandwich21
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#475lavender polka-dot oyster egg6
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#692leather chaps1
#896leather mask1
#669leotarrrd1
#904lihc face1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#219live wire4
#454longhaired hippy wig1
#377los chinos1
#425lupine sword1
#395magic whistle1
#491magilaser blastercannon1
#146makeshift cape2
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#180massive sitar1
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#673mauve striped oyster egg6
#118meat cowboy hat1
#34meat shield1
#136meatloaf helmet1
#670mesh cap1
#219mime soul fragment14
#145miniature antlers1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#599mullet wig1
#218mummy mask1
#37musty moccasins1
#96nasty rat mask1
#279night-vision goggles6
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#3383obsidian dagger1
#468ocarina of space1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#630off-white striped oyster egg4
#119office-supply crossbow1
#440opera mask1
#205orange-frosted astral cupcake6
#189out-of-tune biwa1
#618oversized pipe1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1889oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#224pair of bolt cutters10
#189palm-frond capris1
#239palm-frond cloak1
#213palm-frond whip1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#807party hat1
#753passable elf mask7
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#398patent leather shoes17
#247peace-sign necklace1
#662peanut brittle shield1
#150penguin shorts1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#606penguin thesaurus11
#192penguin whip1
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#104pestoblade1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#87pimpin' meat hat1
#932pink clay bead2
#102pipe wrench1
#592pitchfork1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#465plastic guitar1
#502pocketwatch on a chain6
#449pointed stick1
#336poison pen5
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#2127polyalloy shield1
#143potato pistol1
#51pottery hat1
#41pottery shield1
#42pottery training pants1
#74poutine pole1
#76projectile icemaker1
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#780purple clay bead1
#464purple-frosted astral cupcake2
#376pygmy nose-bone1
#278pygmy spear1
#123ram-battering staff1
#100raspberry beret1
#75rattail whip1
#488rave whistle1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#639red striped oyster egg4
#649red-and-green sweater1
#72repeating crossbow1
#611rice bowl1
#1122ridiculously huge sword1
#665ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#352ring of cold resistance1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#414ring of increase damage1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#388round green sunglasses1
#1021rusty chain necklace1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#884sabre teeth1
#683safarrri hat1
#1032sawblade shield1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#104sequined fez1
#398serpentine sword1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#410shiny hood ornament1
#2957shiny ring1
#264shiny tribal beads1
#89shuddersword1
#101silver paté knife1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#81silver tongue charrrm bracelet1
#534sk8board1
#108sleep mask1
#145slime convention pin1
#244slingshot1
#57smoldering staff1
#31snailmail breeches1
#34snailmail coif1
#349snake shield1
#208snapdragon pistil1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#475snorkel1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#803snowboarder pants1
#78solid baconstone necklace1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#72soylent staff1
#337spaghetti cult mask1
#328spaghetti cult rosary1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#252spangly mariachi pants1
#214spangly mariachi vest1
#258spangly sombrero1
#667spark plug earring1
#822spiked femur1
#16spirit bed6
#45sponge helmet1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#682spork1
#57square sponge pants1
#69squeaky staff1
#310star buckler1
#87sticky meat kilt1
#111sticky meat pants1
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8883stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#1831stuffing3
#1487support cummerbund1
#172sword of static1
#851synthetic stuffing4
#98tail o' nine cats1
#351tambourine1
#505tap shoes1
#438throwing wrench9
#752tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer2
#507tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory4
#753tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer2
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#192tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer8
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#304tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#417tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer5
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#290tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer6
#241tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer7
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#504tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign4
#161tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer9
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#500tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#212tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf8
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#253tiny die-cast middle-management elf7
#195tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf8
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#477tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf4
#175tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming3
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#400tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear11
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#890tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#888tiny plastic Beebee King2
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3936tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3078tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#394tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter11
#6227tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#881tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#521tiny plastic Father McGruber8
#3122tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#790tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#544tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist8
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#783tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2848tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#376tiny plastic Lord Flameface3
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#376tiny plastic Norville Rogers11
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2781tiny plastic Protagonist2
#873tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#681tiny plastic Scott the Miner6
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#423tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer6
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#432tiny plastic angry space marine10
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3975tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#605tiny plastic batbugbear7
#2788tiny plastic beanbat2
#662tiny plastic bee swarm6
#526tiny plastic beebee gunners8
#592tiny plastic beebee queue7
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#589tiny plastic black ops bugbear7
#600tiny plastic blazing bat7
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#2198tiny plastic blooper3
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#498tiny plastic bugaboo9
#587tiny plastic buzzerker7
#841tiny plastic cavebugbear4
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8219tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#2689tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#867tiny plastic fire servant2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8185tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#490tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear9
#6076tiny plastic killer bee2
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#983tiny plastic moneybee3
#8110tiny plastic mosquito1
#543tiny plastic mumblebee8
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4345tiny plastic pastamancer1
#418tiny plastic peacannon6
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2643tiny plastic sauceror2
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#2612tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3848tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2817tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#574tiny plastic spiderbugbear4
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#573tiny plastic the Free Man4
#3859tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2752tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#2699tiny plastic whitesnake2
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#488tip jar1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#1444toy hoverpad2
#921toy maglev monorail1
#478tree skirt1
#53trousers of the white knight1
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#112turtlemail hauberk1
#277ultimate ultimate frisbee1
#667vampire collar1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#895vorpal blade1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#510war tongs1
#474water wings1
#586white collar1
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#809white satin pants1
#581white satin shield1
#853white sword1
#88white whip1
#118wholeberd1
#512wicker shield1
#89wiffle-flail1
#91willowy bonnet1
#566witty rapier1
#1245wolf mask1
#428wonderwall shield1
#364wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1
#595wool hat1
#280world's smallest violin1
#553worn tophat1
#699woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#80yak toupee1
#118yak whip1
#109yakskin buckler1
#80yakskin kilt1
#106yakskin pants1
#662yellow paisley oyster egg4
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 2,093 items total!

what items are this player missing?