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Androcles Antepasta

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#391	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	18
#1050	2-ball	2
#28	25-meat staff	14
#885	3-ball	3
#737	30669 scroll	4
#925	33398 scroll	4
#227	334 scroll	30
#747	4-ball	4
#141	4-d camera	1
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#647	5-ball	5
#603	6-ball	6
#158	64067 scroll	3
#394	668 scroll	1
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#569	7-ball	7
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1225	8-ball	8
#122	9-ball	9
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#834	Amulet of Yendor	15
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#44	Angry Farmer candy	5,000
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#25	Ankh of Badahnkadh	35
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#24	Asleep in the Cemetery	26
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#149	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#129	Better Than Cuddling Cake	19
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#411	Black No. 2	10
#281	Blackfly Chardonnay	12
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#31	Bohemian rhapsody	44
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#468	Boss Bat bling	7
#984	Boss Bat britches	13
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#18	Choker of the Ultragoth	4
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#965	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#78	Coily™	1
#135	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#160	Cold Hots candy	88
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#139	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#176	Crimbo pie	17
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#611	Crown of the Goblin King	41
#372	Daffy Taffy	90
#79	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	7
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#351	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5
#541	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	5
#130	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	6
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#910	Drowsy Sword	16
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1670	Dyspepsi-Cola	6
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#124	El Vibrato power sphere	11
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#30	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	10
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
#54	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	11
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#188	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	18
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#234	Elmley shades	4
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#494	Ent cider	12
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#520	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	10
#116	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	7
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#214	Frat Army FGF	20
🥇	French slippers	1
#77	Frogade	10
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#189	Gaia beads	20
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#64	Gnollish autoplunger	4
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#365	Gnollish toolbox	10
#25	Gnomish toolbox	8
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#25	Good 'n' Slimy	22
#405	Goodfella contract	65
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#891	Green Clover of Justice	2
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#103	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	9
#118	Hell broth	2
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#273	Hippy Army MPE	20
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#302	Imp Ale	666
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#530	Iron Beta of Industry	13
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#203	Jolly Roger charrrm	22
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#691	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#67	Kentucky-style derby	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#73	Knob Goblin Uberpants	10
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#267	Knob Goblin elite shirt	30
#96	Knob Goblin eyedrops	10
#693	Knob Goblin firecracker	12
#76	Knob Goblin harem pants	93
#49	Knob Goblin harem veil	124
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#195	Knob Goblin love potion	80
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#332	Knob Goblin melon baller	5
#172	Knob Goblin nasal spray	2
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#179	Knob Goblin perfume	20
#152	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	10
#545	Knob Goblin scimitar	11
#737	Knob Goblin seltzer	2
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#340	Knob Goblin steroids	28
#107	Knob Goblin stink bomb	4
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#598	Knob Goblin tongs	10
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#143	Knob sausage	78
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#56	Knob stroganoff	10
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#74	LED block	20
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#373	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	70
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#591	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	28
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#578	M-242	10
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1227	Mad Train wine	12
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#295	Manetwich	2
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#297	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
#403	Meat detector	1
#92	Meat maid	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#162	Meleegra™ pills	69
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#26	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	5,000
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#80	Miniborg beeper	6
#70	Miniborg hiveminder	6
#86	Miniborg laser	6
#89	Miniborg stomper	6
#80	Miniborg strangler	6
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#35	Mohawk wig	501
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#353	Monstar energy beverage	10
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#758	Mountain Stream soda	6
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#116	Mylar balloon	2
#102	ND	2
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#226	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	30
#50	Northern pemmican	6
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#524	Now and Earlier	4
#228	Oil of Parrrlay	10
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#591	Orcish baseball cap	3
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#159	Orcish meat locker	3
#215	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#15	Penultimate Fantasy chest	7,000
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#83	Ram's Face Lager	1,012
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1296	Rock Pops	30
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#283	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#56	Sensual Massage for Creeps	12
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#163	Snow Queen Crown	30
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#264	Spooky Surprise Egg	53
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#107	Steal This Candy	26
#561	Sugar Cog	2
#945	Summer Nights	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#383	Supernova Champagne	9
#146	Swabbie™ swab	31
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#477	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	100
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#323	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#214	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	20
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#701	Trollhouse cookies	20
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#331	Typical Tavern swill	13
#306	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#586	Valentine	39
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#97	Venus flytrap	3
#147	WA	3
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#59	Warm Subject gift certificate	4,800
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#81	White Hyborian	2
#398	Wint-O-Fresh mint	31
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#2348	Yummy Tummy bean	16
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#635	abominable snowcone	12
#243	accidental cider	6
#295	acid-squirting flower	12
#305	acoustic guitarrr	12
#338	adder bladder	20
#361	agua de vida	1
#43	albatross necklace	2
#380	all-purpose cleaner	10
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#407	alphabet gum	3
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#10	amulet of extreme plot significance	4,075
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#357	ancient protein powder	10
#342	ancient spice	5
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#322	ancient vinyl coin purse	10
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#282	ant agonist	10
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#655	antique greaves	3
#44	antique hand mirror	365
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#670	antique shield	3
#948	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#62	armgun	100
#205	around the world	11
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#224	arrrgyle socks	12
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#138	asbestos apron	10
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#903	asbestos ore	3
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#297	asparagus knife	25
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#388	asshat	3
#81	astral mushroom	250
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#16	attention spanner	12
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#20	awful poetry journal	26,163
#358	bätzle	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad-ass club	1
#442	badass belt	101
#133	badger badge	1
#476	bag of Cheat-Os	12
#1185	bag of airline peanuts	13
#97	bag of lard	11
#132	bag of many confections	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#1591	ball	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#105	ballast turtle	6
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#594	banana	6
#148	banana cream pie	4
#70	banana daiquiri	5
#87	banana milkshake	1
#314	banana peel	12
#139	banana smoothie	6
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#56	bar skin	400
#25	bar whip	10
#90	barbed-wire fence	100
#51	bargain flash powder	20
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
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#82	wriggling tentacle	1
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#47	yohohoyo	100
#73	yummy death watch beetle	20
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 422,582 items total!

what items are this player missing?