| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #253 | 3-ball | 22 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #11 | 4-dimensional guitar | 344 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #345 | 7-ball | 15 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #401 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #332 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #51 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 16 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
| #78 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 10 |
| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #331 | BGE shotglass | 23 |
| #141 | BGE temporary tattoo | 6 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #195 | BRAINS shorts | 6 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #87 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 10 |
| #32 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #10 | Bettie page | 31 |
| #16 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 17 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #43 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 10 |
| #496 | Blood Light | 3 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #67 | Bohemian rhapsody | 12 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #35 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 13 |
| #42 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 11 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1463 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #133 | CRIMBCO wine | 52 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #28 | CSA discount card | 649 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #20 | Chinese curse words | 37 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #401 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #13 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| #72 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 61 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #305 | Crimboween memo | 29 |
| #39 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 3 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #34 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 5 |
| #40 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 2 |
| #39 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 5 |
| #36 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 4 |
| #36 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 2 |
| #150 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 4 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #29 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 19 |
| #102 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 51 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #290 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #18 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 498 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #219 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elder Turtle Shell | 58 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Ellsbury's journal | 4 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #44 | Ellsbury's skull | 2 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #395 | Ent cider | 18 |
| #50 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #68 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 249 |
| #101 | Fitspiration™ poster | 11 |
| #128 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #47 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #56 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 8 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #10 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 33 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #9 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 33 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #53 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #608 | Goodfella contract | 19 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #43 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
| #94 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 58 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #63 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #59 | How to Avoid Scams | 74 |
| #19 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #96 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #29 | Instant Karma | 356 |
| #57 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 4 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #9 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #9 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 16 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #19 | Kissin' Cousins | 14 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #167 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 8 |
| #66 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #168 | Lederhosen of the Night | 8 |
| #21 | Let Me Be! | 27 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #61 | Mace of the Tortoise | 9 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #18 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 4 |
| #205 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 2 |
| #18 | Mark of the Bugbear | 14 |
| #15 | Mark of the Ghost | 21 |
| #108 | Mark of the Skeleton | 2 |
| #79 | Mark of the Vampire | 3 |
| #22 | Mark of the Werewolf | 13 |
| #32 | Mark of the Zombie | 8 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #47 | Maxing, Relaxing | 11 |
| #437 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 3 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 2 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #121 | Mer-kin healscroll | 5 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 13 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #247 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 6 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 334 |
| #91 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 9 |
| #38 | My First Art of War | 25 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #75 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 28 |
| #90 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 24 |
| #67 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 36 |
| #41 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 33 |
| #37 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 32 |
| #41 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 34 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #362 | Now and Earlier | 9 |
| #16 | O'RLY manual | 337 |
| #33 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 58 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #40 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #13 | Riker's Search History | 9 |
| #670 | Rock Pops | 78 |
| #36 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 14 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #336 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #23 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #46 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 13 |
| #56 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| #441 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #23 | Sinful Desires | 57 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #151 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 5 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #12 | Spelunker of Fortune | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #15 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 199 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #14 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 47 |
| #11 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 43 |
| #13 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 29 |
| #51 | Stephen's secret formula | 6 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #26 | Summer Nights | 17 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| #42 | Tales from the Fireside | 11 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #401 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #97 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 12 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #64 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 84 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #25 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 2 |
| #43 | The Imploded World | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #103 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 14 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 5 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #238 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #713 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1395 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #25 | Travels with Jerry | 18 |
| #7 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 4 |
| #10 | Turpin | 1 |
| #4 | Turtive | 4 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #328 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 38 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #116 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #984 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| #10 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 3 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 2 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #12 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 492 |
| #12 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 510 |
| #245 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #62 | Zim Merman's guitar | 13 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #20 | absentee voter ballot | 21 |
| #19 | acoustic guitarrr | 313 |
| #158 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #62 | alien source code printout | 8 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #14 | ancient turtle shell | 8 |
| #26 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 2 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #252 | annoying pitchfork | 11 |
| #29 | ant hoe | 21 |
| #28 | ant pick | 17 |
| #18 | ant pitchfork | 27 |
| #32 | ant rake | 17 |
| #28 | ant sickle | 19 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #58 | asbestos helmet turtle | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #82 | awful poetry journal | 3,118 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #266 | baggie of powdered sugar | 88 |
| #150 | ball | 47 |
| #37 | ballast turtle | 27 |
| #11 | ballroom blintz | 1,735 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #435 | banana peel | 5 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #425 | bananagate | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #57 | bath ball gift set | 53 |
| #7 | bean burrito | 1,184 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #56 | big glob of skin | 4 |
| #282 | bindlestocking | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #202 | bite-me-red lipstick | 99 |
| #38 | black & tan | 205 |
| #129 | black label | 3 |
| #29 | black sheepskin diploma | 20 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #123 | blackberry combat boots | 3 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #23 | blank prescription sheet | 29 |
| #622 | blood flower | 10 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #95 | blue glowstick | 15 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #19 | blue shell | 36 |
| #692 | blue snowcone | 3 |
| #16 | blue suede shoes | 12 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #72 | blue velvet cake | 2 |
| #320 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #13 | bottlecap turtle | 55 |
| #63 | boulder | 37 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #10 | box turtle | 97 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #24 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #123 | buckyball | 50 |
| #502 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #125 | bus pass | 8 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #534 | can of Binarrrca | 17 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #37 | can of franks 'n' beans | 6 |
| #98 | can of spinach | 18 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #41 | cardboard box turtle | 2 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #21 | chainsaw chain | 32 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #406 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #96 | chintzy accordion pin | 7 |
| #141 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 7 |
| #218 | chintzy noodle ring | 4 |
| #141 | chintzy saucepan earring | 8 |
| #33 | chintzy seal pendant | 39 |
| #15 | chintzy turtle brooch | 274 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #24 | chocolate turtle totem | 123 |
| #84 | chrome helmet turtle | 4 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #10 | cigar box turtle | 166 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #124 | club necklace | 35 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #252 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 6 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #14 | compounded experience | 172 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #270 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #588 | corrupted data | 8 |
| #100 | cracker | 2 |
| #21 | crazy hobo notebook | 126 |
| #25 | cream stout | 220 |
| #67 | creepy nursery rhyme | 5 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #116 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 15 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #148 | cursed scrunchie | 9 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #152 | dance card | 16 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #95 | devilish folio | 20 |
| #58 | diamond necklace | 60 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1174 | dill | 11 |
| #214 | disintegrating sheet music | 21 |
| #127 | disturbing fanfic | 1,874 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #30 | donkey flipbook | 18 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #9 | drab sonata | 3,027 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #8 | dry cleaning receipt | 561 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #25 | dueling banjo | 2 |
| 🥈 | dueling turtle | 588 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #175 | dwarvish magazine | 7 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #56 | easter egg balloon | 162 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #378 | empty blowgun | 5 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #72 | exotic travel brochure | 2 |
| #141 | extra-see-thru nightie | 4 |
| #242 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #151 | eye-pod | 4 |
| #11 | facsimile dictionary | 320 |
| #421 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1146 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #345 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #304 | felt | 27 |
| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #101 | flaming glowsticks | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #41 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #111 | friendly cheez blob | 15 |
| #24 | frigid fudgepuck | 141 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #10 | frozen turtle shell | 48 |
| #97 | fudge lily | 69 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #926 | fudgecule | 137 |
| #25 | fumble formula | 3 |
| #26 | funhouse mirror | 33 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #10 | furry green turtle | 59 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #1265 | ghost cucumber | 15 |
| #103 | ghost protocol | 7 |
| #16 | ghost trap | 100 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #18 | giant gym membership card | 91 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #13 | giraffe-necked turtle | 247 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #5 | googly chest eyes | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #319 | green beer | 45 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #881 | green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #92 | grim fairy tale | 2 |
| #7 | grinning turtle | 49 |
| #75 | grisly shell fragment | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #90 | grungy flannel shirt | 9 |
| #12 | guard turtle collar | 149 |
| #7 | guard turtle shell | 378 |
| #16 | guitar pick | 1,736 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #4 | gummi turtle | 1,889 |
| #8 | gym membership card | 433 |
| #56 | gyroscope | 67 |
| #35 | half-sized guitar | 38 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #12 | hand of cards | 176 |
| #112 | handful of Smithereens | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #93 | heart necklace | 46 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #43 | heavy leather-bound tome | 6 |
| #117 | heavy metal sonata | 6 |
| #138 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 7 |
| #8 | hedgeturtle | 1,166 |
| #44 | helmet turtle | 4,268 |
| #24 | hermit factoid | 33 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #969 | iGoogly | 10 |
| #23 | iced-out bling | 21 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #17 | ingot turtle | 9 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #10 | irradiated turtle | 306 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #211 | kickback cookbook | 3 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #11 | knobby helmet turtle | 108 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #404 | kumquartz | 14 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #40 | leather bookmark | 92 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #55 | library card | 17 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #209 | licorice root | 35 |
| #35 | limburger biker boots | 15 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #58 | linoleum helmet turtle | 2 |
| #20 | little black book | 53 |
| #55 | little red .epub file | 6 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #806 | lollipop stick | 7 |
| #143 | longhaired hippy wig | 4 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #101 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #61 | mafia aria | 401 |
| #66 | mafia filofax | 7 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #393 | many-eyed glasses | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #51 | menorette | 7 |
| #22 | metallic foil radar dish | 2 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #4 | mocking turtle | 423 |
| #44 | mole skin notebook | 4 |
| #594 | monomolecular yo-yo | 86 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #15 | moose thought | 237 |
| #57 | mother's secret recipe | 3 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #8 | musk turtle | 139 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #151 | necrotizing body spray | 61 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #41 | not-a-pipe | 23 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #10 | oil shell | 29 |
| #7 | old love note | 1,126 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #29 | out-of-tune biwa | 15 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #739 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #5 | padded tortoise | 154 |
| #25 | page of the Necrohobocon | 203 |
| #6 | painted turtle | 206 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #370 | paperclip | 120 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #549 | pearidot | 8 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #115 | personalized birthday cake | 15 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #178 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 138 |
| #183 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 146 |
| #74 | petrified wood | 160 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #10 | pillow shell | 17 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #61 | pirate brochure | 7 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #32 | pirate tract | 19 |
| #135 | pixel cross | 5 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #57 | pixel orb | 2 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #796 | pixellated candy heart | 12 |
| #282 | plastic cup of beer | 3 |
| #19 | plastic guitar | 216 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #149 | pocketwatch on a chain | 13 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #135 | poisonous caviar | 4 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #548 | portable corkscrew | 13 |
| #295 | portable photocopier | 23 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #11 | post-holiday sale coupon | 314 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #14 | programmable turtle | 129 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #948 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #29 | punk rock jacket | 125 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #95 | pygmy papers | 29 |
| #40 | pygmy phone number | 69 |
| #315 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #134 | raisin | 4 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #176 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 54 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #58 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 19 |
| #49 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 25 |
| #61 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 55 |
| #48 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 27 |
| #108 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #49 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 22 |
| #58 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 17 |
| #16 | red book | 75 |
| #878 | red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #30 | red letter | 63 |
| #89 | red shirt | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #199 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #151 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #749 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #10 | samurai turtle | 72 |
| #20 | samurai turtle helmet | 2 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #19 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 46 |
| #20 | scroll of Puddingskin | 46 |
| #26 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 211 |
| #1095 | scroll of drastic healing | 5 |
| #554 | scroll of pasta summoning | 19 |
| #26 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 133 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #83 | sensitive poetry journal | 10 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #14 | sewer turtle | 63 |
| #27 | shellacked shell | 3 |
| #35 | shin gourds | 1 |
| #202 | shiny hood ornament | 5 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #11 | shocked shell | 37 |
| #35 | short deposition | 126 |
| #15 | short writ of habeas corpus | 82 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #34 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 8 |
| #318 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 3 |
| #14 | skeletortoise | 59 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #203 | sleeping stocking | 14 |
| #6 | sleeping wereturtle | 145 |
| #21 | slime convention coupons | 13 |
| #20 | slime convention flyers | 13 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #84 | slime convention t-shirt | 3 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #58 | slow jam collection | 52 |
| #158 | small leather glove | 7 |
| #70 | smellbook | 10 |
| #23 | smiley-face sticker | 2 |
| #111 | smudged alchemical recipe | 5 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #12 | soup turtle | 62 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spade necklace | 58 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #20 | spiky turtle helmet | 3 |
| #24 | spiky turtle shield | 3 |
| #26 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 2 |
| #17 | spooky alphabet block | 51 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
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| #17 | spooky sound effects record | 44 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #65 | spoon! | 2 |
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| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #18 | standards and practices guide | 177 |
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| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
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| #512 | strawberyl | 10 |
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| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
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| #107 | superheated fudge | 43 |
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| 🥈 | syncopated turtle | 88 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
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| #63 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 10 |
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| #88 | temporary yak tattoo | 1 |
| #50 | terrible poem | 33 |
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| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #122 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
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| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
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| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 2 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #9 | torquoise | 52 |
| #18 | torquoise ring | 2 |
| #8 | tortoboggan | 59 |
| #34 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #106 | tortoise's blessing | 37 |
| #375 | tourmalime | 17 |
| #31 | towel | 224 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #5 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 19 |
| #6 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 30 |
| 🥈 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 42 |
| #45 | transmission from planet Xi | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #19 | triad summoning scroll | 77 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #55 | turtle mud | 8 |
| #183 | turtle pheromones | 23 |
| #39 | turtle totem | 2,952 |
| #6 | turtle voicebox | 2,846 |
| #21 | turtle wax | 102 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #5 | turtle-shaped rock | 331 |
| #10 | turtlemail bits | 1,631 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #40 | turtlemail hauberk | 3 |
| #46 | turtling rod | 3 |
| #38 | una poca de gracia | 38 |
| #14 | untamable turtle | 35 |
| #376 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #7 | very overdue library book | 147 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1269 | vinegar | 9 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #13 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #130 | wet venom duct | 2 |
| #8 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 28 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #22 | white page | 33 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #949 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #223 | wool hat | 9 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |