Museum :: The molehIll ThaT rIdES

The molehIll ThaT rIdES

Rank	Item	Quantity
#461	1-ball	10
#177	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	65
#350	2-ball	13
#456	3-ball	10
#539	30669 scroll	10
#332	33398 scroll	57
#522	334 scroll	7
#380	4-ball	12
#231	4-dimensional guitar	7
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#581	5-ball	6
#400	6-ball	11
#158	64067 scroll	3
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#526	7-ball	8
#497	8-ball	46
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#370	Angry Farmer candy	294
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#107	Ben-Gal™ Balm	16
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#257	Black No. 2	25
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#132	Blatantly Canadian	35
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#261	Boss Bat bling	13
#389	Boss Bat britches	36
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#610	Codpiece of the Goblin King	13
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#1450	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#887	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#184	Divine	4
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#281	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	33
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#608	Drowsy Sword	29
#1383	Dyspepsi-Cola	14
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#373	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#147	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	7
#190	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	4
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#159	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	23
#78	Elmley shades	15
#494	Ent cider	12
#397	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	18
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#81	Frat Army FGF	99
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#53	Gaia beads	102
#59	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	6
#207	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#207	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	11
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#287	Gnollish pie server	6
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#301	Gnollish plunger	9
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#289	Gnollish toolbox	15
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#409	Green Clover of Justice	5
#103	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	9
#114	Hell ramen	67
#90	Hippy Army MPE	150
#117	Iiti Kitty phone charm	41
#267	Imp Ale	774
#764	Iron Beta of Industry	7
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#236	Knob Goblin elite helm	25
#177	Knob Goblin elite pants	34
#173	Knob Goblin elite polearm	33
#188	Knob Goblin elite shirt	48
#131	Knob Goblin eyedrops	5
#260	Knob Goblin firecracker	84
#190	Knob Goblin harem pants	28
#158	Knob Goblin harem veil	34
#337	Knob Goblin love potion	37
#59	Knob Goblin lunchbox	42
#249	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#137	Knob Goblin nasal spray	5
#320	Knob Goblin pants	37
#354	Knob Goblin perfume	8
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#281	Knob Goblin scimitar	45
#323	Knob Goblin spatula	23
#334	Knob Goblin steroids	29
#303	Knob Goblin tongs	47
#216	Knob Goblin visor	32
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#600	Knob mushroom	4
#646	Knob sausage	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#321	Knoll mushroom	32
#122	Knoll shroomkabob	13
#84	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#44	Lockenstock™ sandals	145
#659	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	41
#783	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3
#454	M-242	13
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#288	Mad Train wine	370
#51	Mae West	42
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#80	Manetwich	12
#61	Mariner's Friend cough drops	16
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#280	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	23
#435	Meleegra™ pills	19
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#296	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	199
#1963	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#276	Mohawk wig	41
#200	Monstar energy beverage	43
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#110	NG	15
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#766	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
#312	Oil of Parrrlay	5
#417	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
#275	Orcish baseball cap	12
#172	Orcish cargo shorts	21
#258	Orcish frat-paddle	11
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#52	PADL Phone	381
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#92	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	14
#599	Ram's Face Lager	14
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2348	Rock Pops	4
#371	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#103	SPF 451 lip balm	23
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#122	Sneaky Pete's key lime	3
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#254	Spam Witch sammich	174
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#189	Swabbie™ swab	20
#828	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	36
#209	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	19
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#308	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
#301	Trollhouse cookies	138
#193	Tuesday's ruby	13
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#237	WA	1
#286	Wand of Nagamar	20
#595	Warm Subject gift certificate	37
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#221	White Citadel fries	8
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#537	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
#2677	Yummy Tummy bean	5
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#241	a butt tuba	3
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#503	accidental cider	1
#275	acid-squirting flower	13
#168	acoustic guitarrr	26
#338	adder bladder	20
#91	albatross necklace	1
#217	all-purpose cleaner	39
#258	amulet of extreme plot significance	64
#237	ancient Magi-Wipes	28
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#352	ancient frozen dinner	5
#92	ancient protein powder	110
#235	ancient spice	10
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#150	ant agonist	23
#116	ant hoe	4
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#103	ant rake	5
#350	anti-anti-antidote	5
#417	anticheese	11
#92	antique greaves	121
#144	antique hand mirror	49
#152	antique helmet	76
#122	antique shield	93
#94	antique spear	135
#342	armgun	4
#342	arrrgyle socks	7
#104	asbestos apron	12
#88	asbestos crossbow	8
#389	asbestos ore	16
#95	asbestos staff	6
#224	asbestos sword	3
#293	asparagus knife	26
#387	asshat	3
#756	astral mushroom	6
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#388	awful poetry journal	312
#358	bätzle	1
#658	baby killer bee	14
#429	baconstone	19
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#907	badass belt	59
#764	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#287	bag of lard	4
#116	balaclava	9
#149	balaclava baklava	27
#664	balloon monkey	2
#311	balloon sword	1
#169	ballroom blintz	37
#517	banana	8
#118	banjo strings	3
#148	bar skin	103
#122	bar whip	1
#299	barbed-wire fence	17
#460	barrrnacle	34
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#217	baseball	31
#329	bat guano	38
#160	bat wing	116
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#98	batblade	57
#260	batgut	118
#318	beach glass bead	11
#282	beanbag chair	1
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#122	beer bomb	402
#42	beer bong	126
#51	beer helmet	215
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#583	beertini	2
#59	begpwnia	191
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#45	bejeweled pledge pin	262
#147	bellhop bell	3
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#115	big bad voodoo mask	8
#314	big bass drum	2
#363	big red clown nose	16
#117	bigger stick	1
#239	bilge wine	89
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#238	bird rib	5
#258	bit of clingfilm	16
#122	bit-o-cactus	43
#399	black & tan	3
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#403	black forest cake	5
#272	black forest ham	8
#184	black greaves	15
#159	black helmet	20
#241	black kettle drum	3
#611	black pension check	1
#343	black pepper	5
#222	black picnic basket	8
#180	black pixel	207
#701	black plastic oyster egg	6
#632	black pudding	1
#227	black shield	11
#362	black snake skin	13
#464	black spot	1
#166	black sword	21
#293	blackberry	34
#3058	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#72	blood of the Wereseal	21
#456	bloody clown pants	10
#266	bloody mary	7
#759	blue glowstick	1
#426	blue pixel	132
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#429	bone flute	1
#114	bone rattle	26
#261	booty chest charrrm	28
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#46	boring spaghetti	24
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#183	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	11
#284	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3
#200	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#149	bottle of alcohol	35
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#74	bottle of black cat tonic	14
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#667	bottle of gin	15
#2995	bottle of goofballs	5
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#197	bottle of realpagne	2
#260	bottle of rum	253
#550	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#499	bottle of tequila	37
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#418	bottle of vodka	40
#308	bottle of whiskey	132
#42	bottle opener belt buckle	139
#68	bottled inspiration	24
#356	bowl of cottage cheese	56
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#250	box	58
#5528	box of sunshine	5
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#65	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	3
#300	boxed champagne	2
#268	boxed wine	103
#296	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5
#67	brainy skull	10
#2374	brick	2
#184	briefcase	58
#114	broken carburetor	2
#314	broken skull	62
#97	broken sword	64
#229	bronze breastplate	7
#119	bronzed locust	25
#134	brown sugar cane	49
#210	bubbly potion	83
#787	buckyball	5
#237	bugbear beanie	31
#313	bugbear bungguard	17
#107	bullet-proof corduroys	86
#200	bum cheek	106
#245	bunch of square grapes	16
#94	buoybottoms	11
#270	burst hellseal brain	23
#116	cactus fruit	26
#114	calle de miel	17
#1437	can of Binarrrca	3
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#232	can of Red Minotaur	20
#472	can of Swiller	2
#91	can of black paint	5
#593	can of maces	1
#269	can of spinach	8
#163	can-can-in-a-can	2
#1463	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#861	candied yams	10
#1783	candy stake	4
#261	cannonball charrrm	25
#91	canopic jar	186
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#166	cardboard wakizashi	19
#369	carob chunk cookies	5
#328	carob chunk noodles	5
#506	carob chunks	4
#344	casino pass	9
#273	cast	96
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#110	cat appendix	58
#160	catgut	75
#166	centipede eggs	25
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#494	chaos butterfly	283
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#271	chef's hat	40
#402	chewing gum on a string	19
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#78	chintzy noodle ring	15
#125	chintzy saucepan earring	9
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#146	chintzy turtle brooch	7
#94	chloroform rag	57
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#158	chopsticks	34
#530	chorizo brownies	2
#450	chorizo taco	6
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#376	chrome ore	13
#158	chrome staff	4
#128	chrome sword	7
#1186	chunk of depleted Grimacite	6
#354	clay peace-sign bead	8
#149	clockwork key	11
#223	cloudy potion	74
#222	clown shoes	14
#238	clownskin belt	1
#167	cocktail napkin	41
#108	cocktail onion	20
#149	cocoa egg	100
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#222	coconut shell	294
#139	coffin lid	12
#377	cog	77
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#142	cold ninja mask	28
#374	cold wad	1
#454	commemorative war stein	23
#48	communications windchimes	455
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#112	concentrated magicalness pill	23
🥉	control crystal	1
#115	cool mushroom wine	2
#183	cool whip	33
#255	copper ha'penny charrrm	26
#270	corn holder	4
#437	corncob pipe	2
#265	cornuthaum	26
#790	corpse on the beach	6
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#891	corpsetini	5
#121	costume sword	7
#138	cracker	1
#180	cranberries	200
#625	crazy little Turkish delight	8
#107	cream of pointy mushroom soup	2
#335	cream pie	2
#212	cream stout	20
#206	creamsicle	22
#113	crotchety pants	1
#187	crowbarrr	13
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#161	curmudgel	9
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#85	dance card	38
#471	dark potion	18
#186	dead guy's watch	47
#487	decaying goldfish liver	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#483	decorative fountain	7
#129	dehydrated caviar	77
#60	delectable fire ant	31
#271	delicious noodles	7
#149	delicious shimmering moth	6
#27	delicious spicy noodles	32
#66	delicious stinkbug	35
#159	demon skin	108
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#375	denim axe	1
#319	dense meat stack	767
#436	dented harmonica	1
#405	deodorant	4
#107	depantsing bomb	62
#183	desiccated apricot	58
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#164	diamond-studded cane	50
#38	didgeridooka	270
#146	digital key lime	3
#156	dirty hobo gloves	180
#1208	disassembled clover	7
#113	disbelief suspenders	12
#566	disco ball	49
#622	disco mask	37
#277	disease	52
#294	disembodied brain	12
#187	disembodied smile	2
#138	disintegrating quill pen	88
#25	disintegrating sheet music	1,032
#38	disintegrating spiky collar	18
#177	displaced fish	40
#349	distilled fortified wine	8
#42	distressed denim pants	233
#461	disturbing fanfic	253
#317	divine blowout	22
#250	divine can of silly string	65
#298	divine champagne flute	21
#232	divine champagne popper	25
#275	divine cracker	16
#285	divine noisemaker	41
#1607	dollhive	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#98	dope wheels	14
#135	drab sonata	52
#211	draggin' ball hat	45
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#148	dried face	31
#243	drum machine	23
#64	dry martini	17
#273	dry noodles	497
#307	drywall axe	43
#896	duct tape	25
#232	duct tape sword	1
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#163	dusty bottle of Marsala	136
#128	dusty bottle of Merlot	187
#136	dusty bottle of Muscat	175
#132	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	183
#160	dusty bottle of Port	163
#131	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	167
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#296	dusty left fourth front claw	1
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#209	dusty left ninth rib	2
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#322	dusty left tenth rib	1
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#244	eXtreme mittens	17
#567	eXtreme scarf	3
#2500	easter egg balloon	7
#174	effervescent potion	105
#1838	eggnog	4
#1136	elven socks	2
#223	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	65
#333	empty meat tank	9
#155	enchanted barbell	14
#498	enchanted bean	2
#95	enchanted brass knuckles	2
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#41	energy drink IV	170
#945	ennui-flavored potato chips	5
#99	enormous belt buckle	59
#100	enormous hoop earring	14
#237	escargotsicle	1
#103	evil golden arch	129
#231	evil golden arches	3
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#193	exploding hacky-sack	10
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#242	extra-spicy bloody mary	10
#290	extra-strength strongness elixir	4
#465	eye of newt	15
#402	eye-pod	1
#262	eyepatch	30
#213	f3d0r4	50
#592	facsimile dictionary	16
#293	fake blood	4
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#67	fancy ball mask	2
#187	fancy bath salts	101
#3305	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#27	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	29
#236	fancy seashell necklace	46
#402	fat stacks of cash	21
#103	ferret bait	187
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#435	fetid feather	12
#60	fettucini Inconnu	26
#611	figurine of a charred seal	4
#407	figurine of a cold seal	14
#114	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	33
#238	filthy corduroys	37
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#304	filthy pestle	7
#123	filthy poultice	80
#880	fine wine	1
#1763	fire	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#47	fire poi	121
#250	fish-liver oil	53
#141	fishy fish	1
#220	fizzy potion	77
#229	flaming crutch	32
#435	flaming feather	18
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#143	flaming talons	84
#140	flange	23
#216	flaregun	74
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#394	flat dough	2
#329	flirtatious feather	19
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#398	floaty sand	36
#268	floral print shirt	1
#79	flowing hippy skirt	15
#130	flute of flat champagne	120
#497	foam noodle	1
#343	foolscap fool's cap	8
#211	frat brats	3
#510	frightful feather	9
#501	frigid mote	1
#208	frigid ninja stars	231
#274	frilly shirt	2
#279	frilly skirt	14
#375	frozen feather	23
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#179	frozen nunchaku	20
#149	full meat tank	1
#104	funky dried mushroom	119
#59	furniture dolly	61
#308	furry fur	345
#427	furry pants	1
#347	fuzzbump	6
#1240	fuzzy dice	5
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#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#432	vanilla-frosted king cake	3
#543	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	18
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#373	viking helmet	28
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#234	vodka and cranberry	10
#101	vodka gibson	1
#255	vodka martini	5
#209	vorpal blade	42
#288	wad of dough	177
#695	wad of tofu	1
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#56	war tongs	78
#145	water pipe bomb	571
#331	water wings	2
#155	whiskey and cola	15
#222	whiskey and soda	4
#318	whiskey sour	6
#42	white Canadian	119
#158	white Xanadian	2
#237	white candy heart	144
#276	white candygram	1
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#451	white chocolate chip cookies	5
#207	white chocolate chips	67
#1032	white class ring	1
#140	white collar	13
#249	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#245	white lightning	59
#305	white picket fence	12
#335	white pixel	92
#416	white rice	1
#221	white satin pants	19
#126	white satin shield	20
#356	white snake skin	28
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#167	white sword	39
#118	wholeberd	1
#42	wicker shield	158
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#371	windchimes	15
#192	wine spritzer	5
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#843	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	10
#181	witty rapier	28
#337	wolf mask	75
#125	wonderwall shield	12
#128	wooden axe	7
#191	wooden figurine	1
#95	wooden stakes	33
#250	wool hat	7
#114	worn tophat	27
#332	worthless gewgaw	14
#327	worthless knick-knack	21
#784	worthless trinket	1
#332	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#465	wrench bracelet	6
#192	wussiness potion	99
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#207	yellow candy heart	253
#399	yellow candygram	1
#765	yellow plastic oyster egg	8
#506	yeti fur	201
#2204	yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 100,812 items total!

what items are this player missing?