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| #669 | LED block | 1 |
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| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
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| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #570 | can of Binarrrca | 16 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
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| #166 | golden ring | 120 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #283 | killing feather | 73 |
| #185 | laser-broiled pear | 39 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1319 | monomolecular yo-yo | 9 |
| #384 | mother's little helper | 7 |
| #1036 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #282 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 15 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #302 | oozenog | 10 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #253 | rogue swarmer | 102 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #258 | sawblade fragment | 85 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #780 | theoretical string | 12 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1039 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1698 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #272 | unstable laser battery | 76 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #164 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 28 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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