Museum :: Darmut eDrien

Darmut eDrien

Rank	Item	Quantity
#169	"DRINK ME" potion	205
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#213	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#237	1-ball	24
#152	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	76
#228	2-ball	26
#218	3-ball	29
#152	30669 scroll	79
#186	33398 scroll	118
#169	334 scroll	39
#228	4-ball	27
#139	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#252	5-ball	22
#280	6-ball	19
#118	64067 scroll	5
#219	668 scroll	5
#47	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	109
#263	7-ball	23
#25	7-inch discus	2
#274	8-ball	110
#400	9-ball	2
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#69	ASCII shirt	41
#160	Alewife™ Ale	9
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#199	Amulet of Yendor	113
#880	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#285	Angelhair Culottes	4
#371	Angry Farmer candy	293
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#55	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	12
#78	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	10
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#47	BGE temporary tattoo	13
#40	BGE tiny plastic toy	18
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#24	BRICKO hat	3
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#378	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#636	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	19
#292	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	8
#70	Bash-Ōs cereal	11
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#24	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#6	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1,000
#199	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#407	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#79	BitterSweetTarts	43
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#164	Black No. 2	66
#142	Blackfly Chardonnay	50
#290	Blatantly Canadian	9
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#80	Blizzards I Have Died In	7
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#337	Bonerdagon necklace	34
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#468	Boss Bat bling	7
#1334	Boss Bat britches	8
#528	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
#859	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#70	C.H.U.M. chum	32
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#300	CRIMBCO mug	49
#974	CRIMBCO scrip	75
#148	CRIMBCO wine	49
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#5	Cinco Mayo Lager	51
#102	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#331	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#760	Cloaca grenade	15
#744	Cloaca-Cola	31
#723	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#158	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	16
#134	Cloaca-Cola helmet	15
#165	Cloaca-Cola shield	14
#121	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6
#67	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	5
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#37	Coily™	2
#527	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#209	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#63	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	26
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#141	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	18
#160	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#738	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#162	Crimbo candied pecan	122
#159	Crimbo fudge	134
#156	Crimbo peppermint bark	132
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#723	Crimboween memo	15
#2950	Crimbuck	4
#450	Crown of the Goblin King	55
#447	Daffy Taffy	73
#321	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#177	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	31
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#235	Divine	2
#225	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	47
#309	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#180	Dolphin King's crown	24
#678	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5
#258	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
#80	Dramatic™ range	21
#436	Drowsy Sword	43
#953	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#413	Dyspepsi-Cola	156
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#325	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	8
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#217	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	10
#25	Earring of Fire	3
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#7	El Vibrato helmet	3
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#40	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	12
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#146	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	3
#16	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	13
#147	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	7
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
#44	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#100	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	38
#183	Elmley shades	6
#130	Elvish delight	2
#11	Elvish sunglasses	4
#309	Ent cider	27
#242	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	47
#46	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	33
#837	Feynman gate	10
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#142	Frat Army FGF	41
#27	Frogade	93
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#65	Frosty's carrot	2
#215	Frosty's frosty mug	8
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#83	Gaia beads	65
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#46	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	8
#68	Genalen™ Bottle	78
#172	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
#741	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#82	Gnollish flyswatter	41
#53	Gnollish pie server	34
#110	Gnollish pie tin	68
#85	Gnollish plunger	33
#59	Gnollish slotted spoon	33
#80	Gnollish toolbox	96
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#560	Goodfella contract	24
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#91	Grateful Undead T-shirt	7
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#896	Green Clover of Justice	2
#17	Grimacite Bock	3
#618	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#100	Hatorade	2
#67	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	15
#332	Heimandatz's heart	5
#224	Hell ramen	19
#167	Hippy Army MPE	55
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#8	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	7
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#146	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#104	Hollandaise helmet	120
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#107	Iiti Kitty phone charm	46
#319	Imp Ale	648
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#765	Iron Beta of Industry	7
#612	Jack-in-the-box	8
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#43	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#198	Jolly Roger charrrm	23
#81	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	36
#22	Juju Mojo Mask	2
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#37	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#26	Kiss the Knob apron	5
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#228	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#19	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	58
#44	Knob Goblin Uberpants	15
#131	Knob Goblin elite helm	49
#164	Knob Goblin elite pants	37
#116	Knob Goblin elite polearm	50
#162	Knob Goblin elite shirt	56
#114	Knob Goblin eyedrops	8
#72	Knob Goblin firecracker	370
#111	Knob Goblin harem pants	65
#88	Knob Goblin harem veil	75
#147	Knob Goblin love potion	110
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#133	Knob Goblin melon baller	23
#126	Knob Goblin nasal spray	8
#106	Knob Goblin pants	150
#101	Knob Goblin perfume	39
#29	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	119
#90	Knob Goblin scimitar	177
#134	Knob Goblin seltzer	191
#363	Knob Goblin spatula	15
#124	Knob Goblin steroids	120
#196	Knob Goblin superseltzer	45
#99	Knob Goblin tongs	188
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#83	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	3
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#306	Knob mushroom	25
#151	Knob nuts	4
#343	Knob pasty	1
#243	Knob sausage	24
#23	Knob sausage stir-fry	28
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#131	Knoll lo mein	1
#119	Knoll mushroom	119
#213	Knoll shroomkabob	7
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#329	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#318	Lederhosen of the Night	4
#238	Let Me Be!	6
#33	Libram of BRICKOs	2
#81	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#96	Lockenstock™ sandals	62
#581	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	47
#783	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3
#199	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	296
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#26	M-242	1,000
#47	MSG	51
#100	Mace of the Tortoise	5
#210	Mad Train wine	532
#34	Mae West	66
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#635	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
#130	Manetwich	7
#119	Mariner's Friend cough drops	6
#313	Marquis de Poivre soda	9
#67	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	6
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#695	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#80	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	103
#62	Meat detector	9
#131	Meat maid	1
#111	Meat maid body	2
#239	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	31
#91	Meleegra™ pills	117
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#113	Mer-kin foodbucket	5
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#103	Mer-kin hidepaint	3
#64	Mer-kin hookspear	11
#7	Mer-kin killscroll	274
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#273	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	232
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#164	Miniborg hiveminder	3
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#1132	Mob Penguin cellular phone	10
#152	Mohawk wig	88
#28	Mon Tiki	103
#136	Monstar energy beverage	88
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#439	Mountain Stream soda	34
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#155	Mr. Joe's bangles	10
#1000	Mr. Mediocrebar	46
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#30	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#41	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#102	ND	2
#86	NG	22
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#97	Necrotelicomnicon	8
#62	Neuromancer	21
#389	Newbiesport™ tent	3
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#649	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
#18	Nose Ring of Putrescence	3
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#327	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#570	Now and Earlier	3
#181	Nuclear Blastball	5
#63	Oil of Parrrlay	60
#83	Okee-Dokee soda	6
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#478	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	2
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#665	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#84	Orcish baseball cap	73
#73	Orcish cargo shorts	64
#117	Orcish frat-paddle	45
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#25	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
#105	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#215	PADL Phone	48
#29	PVC staff	1
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#91	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#236	Penultimate Fantasy chest	112
#361	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#86	Piddles	29
#130	Pine-Fresh air freshener	29
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#573	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	3
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	2
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#667	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	2
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	3
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#689	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#700	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	2
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#194	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#22	Putrid Pendant	2
#88	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	15
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#321	Ram's Face Lager	92
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#348	Red Rover BB gun	10
#281	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#1575	Rock Pops	19
#95	Rock and Roll Legend	24
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#68	S.A.V.E. flyer	6
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#183	SPF 451 lip balm	13
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#528	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#821	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
#105	Sensual Massage for Creeps	9
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#67	Sinful Desires	12
#127	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#275	Snow Queen Crown	10
#17	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	3
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#205	Spam Witch sammich	237
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#198	Spooky Surprise Egg	86
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#18	Staff of Blood and Pudding	6
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#44	Summer Nights	12
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#39	Supernova Champagne	342
#68	Swabbie™ swab	77
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#284	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	11
#246	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	290
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#138	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#165	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	28
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#383	The Joy of Wassailing	9
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#433	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#42	The Ring	2
#209	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#54	Tiger-lily's milk	80
#63	Tiki lighter	5
#54	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	113
#21	Tome of Clip Art	4
#108	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#225	Travels with Jerry	5
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#247	Trollhouse cookies	189
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#190	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#220	Tuesday's ruby	11
#292	Typical Tavern swill	15
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#96	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	41
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1029	Valentine	12
#65	Valentine's Day cake	9
#74	Van der Graaf helmet	4
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#148	WA	3
#150	Wand of Nagamar	39
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#322	Warm Subject gift certificate	264
#287	White Citadel burger	6
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1002	Wint-O-Fresh mint	8
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#63	X-37 gun	3
#392	Yakisoba's hat	4
#48	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	10
#125	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	110
#331	Yellow Moon of Compassion	10
#731	Yummy Tummy bean	257
#124	Zim Merman's guitar	6
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#158	a butt tuba	8
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#125	accidental cider	19
#144	acid-squirting flower	34
#88	acoustic guitarrr	53
#235	adder bladder	46
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#867	adorable seal larva	3
#298	agua de vida	3
#91	albatross necklace	1
#209	all-purpose cleaner	42
#350	alphabet gum	4
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#106	amulet of extreme plot significance	168
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#93	ancient frozen dinner	33
#52	ancient protein powder	236
#79	ancient spice	62
#46	ancient stone fist	48
#51	ancient stone head	21
#169	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	25
#198	ancient vinyl coin purse	35
#111	anemone nematocyst	2
#216	anniversary balloon	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#2610	anniversary gift box	1
#351	annoying pitchfork	8
#103	ant agonist	39
#271	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pick	1
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#141	ant rake	3
#260	ant sickle	1
#47	anti-anti-antidote	226
#451	anticheese	10
#69	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	20
#141	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
#185	antique greaves	56
#241	antique hand mirror	17
#184	antique helmet	60
#146	antique packet of ketchup	13
#15	antique painting of a landscape	49
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#66	antique record album	50
#127	antique shield	89
#123	antique souvenir drawing	8
#177	antique spear	66
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#190	armgun	16
#410	around the world	2
#71	arrow'd heart balloon	9
#104	arrrgyle socks	32
#28	arse-a'fire elixir	10
#137	asbestos apron	10
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#74	asbestos crossbow string	4
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#199	asbestos ore	38
#27	asbestos staff	12
#54	asbestos stick	7
#48	asbestos sword	11
#120	asbestos sword hilt	2
#140	asparagus knife	78
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#79	asparagus stir-fry	3
#175	asshat	15
#82	astral badger	1
#703	astral mushroom	8
#657	astronaut pants	11
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#183	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	7
#613	tiny plastic angry bugbear	12
#146	tiny plastic angry goat	97
#660	tiny plastic anime smiley	11
#479	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	15
#673	tiny plastic astronomer	11
#98	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	127
#104	tiny plastic barrrnacle	126
#542	tiny plastic beanbat	13
#66	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	35
#102	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	126
#659	tiny plastic blooper	11
#925	tiny plastic brainsweeper	8
#940	tiny plastic briefcase bat	8
#988	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#96	tiny plastic cocoabo	137
#107	tiny plastic coffee pixie	116
#1503	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#349	tiny plastic cubist bull	19
#644	tiny plastic demoninja	11
#81	tiny plastic disco bandit	37
#952	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#547	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	13
#658	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	11
#502	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#579	tiny plastic fruit golem	12
#117	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	111
#112	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	111
#109	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	129
#715	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	10
#195	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	7
#1236	tiny plastic goth giant	6
#116	tiny plastic grue	110
#817	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	9
#65	tiny plastic hermit	36
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#126	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	114
#104	tiny plastic killer bee	125
#808	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	9
#139	tiny plastic leprechaun	95
#96	tiny plastic levitating potato	128
#2173	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#106	tiny plastic mosquito	122
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#700	tiny plastic ninja snowman	11
#115	tiny plastic pastamancer	27
#17	tiny plastic protector spectre	2
#116	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	113
#126	tiny plastic sauceror	24
#409	tiny plastic scary clown	17
#50	tiny plastic seal clubber	43
#578	tiny plastic senile lihc	12
#157	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	7
#610	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	12
#2146	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#120	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	108
#666	tiny plastic spooky vampire	11
#103	tiny plastic stab bat	124
#113	tiny plastic star starfish	105
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#980	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#941	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
#654	tiny plastic taco cat	11
#911	tiny plastic topiary golem	8
#74	tiny plastic turtle tamer	37
#557	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	13
#827	tiny plastic warwelf	9
#721	tiny plastic whitesnake	10
#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#260	tiny shaker of salt	9
#173	tiny slimy cyst	5
#89	tip jar	22
#133	tires	76
#195	titanium assault umbrella	64
#611	toast	1,375
#128	tofu casserole	13
#133	tofu taco	1
#135	tofu wonton	1
#544	tofurkey gravy	16
#501	tofurkey leg	17
#206	tomato	296
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#30	tomato juice of powerful power	311
#169	tomb ratchet	6
#435	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#119	tonic water	12
#348	tooth	11
#1270	toothsome rock	6
#1559	top	2
#671	torn hellseal sinew	2
#37	torquoise ring	1
#279	towel	40
#936	toy crazy train	8
#900	toy deathbot	1
#943	toy hoverpad	9
#643	toy jet pack	11
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#835	toy mercenary	7
#642	toy ray gun	13
#676	toy space helmet	11
#479	tree skirt	1
#1790	tree-eating kite	8
#657	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#244	tropical orchid	10
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#256	tropical wrapping paper	4
#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#79	true grit	51
#8	trusty torch	1
#109	tube of dread wax	58
#248	tube of hair oil	1
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#247	tulip	2
#25	tuning fork	9
#171	turtle pheromones	27
#160	turtle totem	427
#119	turtle wax	6
#128	turtlemail bits	23
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#46	turtling rod	3
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#66	twinkly nuggets	1,149
#139	twinkly powder	122
#191	twinkly wad	1,580
#833	twitching claw	6
#132	ultimate ultimate frisbee	6
#99	ultrafondue	1
#153	uncooked chorizo	42
#74	underwater slingshot	8
#80	unearthly onyx	20
#18	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#25	unfortunate dumplings	33
#85	unidentified jerky	485
#250	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	23
#462	unstable DNA	112
#1239	unstable laser battery	41
#109	unstable quark	9
#972	untamable turtle	2
#137	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#126	upsy daisy	76
#407	urinal cake	4
#1076	useless powder	34
#218	valuable trinket	409
#72	vampire collar	31
#949	vampire duck-on-a-string	9
#69	vampire pearl	14
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#1037	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	5
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#873	vibrating cyborg knife	8
#73	viking helmet	262
#1143	vinegar	13
#153	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	170
#34	vinyl ore	28
#2082	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#112	vodka and cranberry	22
#208	vodka martini	8
#257	vodka stratocaster	1
#256	volcanic ash	19
#73	voodoo snuff	19
#268	vorpal blade	27
#565	wad of cotton	4
#152	wad of dough	492
#196	wad of tofu	40
#151	walrus-tusk earring	8
#586	wang	1
#90	war tongs	47
#75	warm mushroom	23
#76	wasabi marble soda	2
#56	wasabi pocky	5
🥈	washboard shield	1
#201	water pipe bomb	380
#475	water wings	1
#120	water-polo cap	2
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#10	wedge of gray cheese	5
#649	wheel	5
#33	whip kit	33
#95	whiskey and cola	31
#177	whiskey and soda	6
#215	whiskey sour	11
#181	white Canadian	20
#158	white Xanadian	2
#631	white balloon	2
#204	white candy heart	183
#284	white chocolate and tomato pizza	8
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#345	white chocolate chip cookies	9
#112	white chocolate chips	136
#387	white class ring	17
#63	white collar	40
#78	white hat hacker T-shirt	17
#130	white lightning	141
#79	white picket fence	42
#98	white pixel	662
#174	white rice	11
#96	white satin pants	58
#79	white satin shield	38
#147	white snake skin	96
#123	white snakeskin duster	1
#105	white sword	68
#5	white-label gin	3
#45	wholeberd	3
#313	whoopie cushion	98
#315	wicker shield	7
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#143	willyweed	5
#255	wind-up chattering teeth	117
#236	windchimes	45
#160	wine spritzer	7
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#537	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	48
#615	witch hat	1
#253	witty rapier	13
#378	wolf mask	55
#114	wonderwall shield	14
#365	wooden axe	1
#745	wooden block	3
#100	wooden stakes	32
#66	wool hat	46
#61	woolen cravat	1
#110	world's smallest violin	7
#83	worn tophat	42
#124	worthless gewgaw	100
#167	worthless knick-knack	87
#156	worthless trinket	51
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#164	wreath of laurels	4
#386	wrench bracelet	8
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#121	wumpus hair	17
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#103	wussiness potion	230
#222	x-ray specs	99
#177	yak anorak	1
#173	yak skin	7
#81	yak toupee	1
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#111	yellow brick road	11
#248	yellow candy heart	203
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#392	yellow snowcone	89
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#258	yeti fur	911
#1254	yo	5
#136	yohohoyo	26
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#30	yummy death watch beetle	155
#118	zmobie	2

Wow, that's 152,390 items total!

what items are this player missing?