Museum :: Rebel SMURF

Rebel SMURF

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#128	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	14
#347	1-ball	15
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#77	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	163
#327	2-ball	14
#78	25-meat staff	2
#329	3-ball	15
#36	30669 scroll	273
#72	33398 scroll	404
#348	334 scroll	16
#295	4-ball	18
#78	4-d camera	4
#73	4-dimensional guitar	45
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#439	5-ball	10
#271	6-ball	20
#41	64067 scroll	15
#12	668 scroll	247
#137	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	29
#361	7-ball	14
#50	7-inch discus	1
#408	8-ball	66
#219	9-ball	5
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#183	ASCII shirt	12
#178	Alewife™ Ale	6
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#224	Angry Farmer candy	664
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#65	Bash-Ōs cereal	13
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#219	Black No. 2	34
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#50	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	444
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#26	C.H.U.M. chum	93
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#305	CRIMBCO scrip	1,090
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#105	Cherry Cloaca Cola	19
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#250	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#588	Corpse Island iced tea	9
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1326	Crimboween memo	7
#3011	Crimbuck	3
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#158	Daffy Taffy	222
#76	Diet Cloaca Cola	22
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#137	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	34
#160	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	86
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#60	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	34
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#147	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	80
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#277	Dyspepsi-Cola	261
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	4
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#103	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	7
#37	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	13
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#438	Ent cider	15
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#219	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	57
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#517	Feynman gate	19
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#392	Gaia beads	4
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#324	Gnollish flyswatter	9
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#462	Goodfella contract	44
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#329	Gummi-Gnauga	8
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#87	Hell broth	4
#512	Hell ramen	2
#55	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	4
#383	Hippy Army MPE	8
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#148	Iiti Kitty phone charm	25
#606	Imp Ale	199
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#152	Jolly Roger charrrm	31
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#245	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	41
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#344	Knob Goblin elite helm	15
#378	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
#318	Knob Goblin elite polearm	16
#555	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#121	Knob Goblin eyedrops	7
#483	Knob Goblin firecracker	30
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#469	Knob Goblin love potion	18
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#250	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#108	Knob Goblin pants	149
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#185	Knob Goblin seltzer	111
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#311	Knob Goblin steroids	33
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#279	Knob Goblin visor	22
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#99	Knob lo mein	4
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#646	Knob sausage	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#69	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
#160	Lockenstock™ sandals	27
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#88	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	136
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#485	Lucky Surprise Egg	6
#496	M-242	11
#216	MSG	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#401	Manetwich	1
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#202	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
#297	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#630	Meleegra™ pills	10
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#125	Mer-kin thingpouch	3
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#176	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	514
#35	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	10
#23	Miniborg beeper	18
#30	Miniborg hiveminder	12
#18	Miniborg laser	22
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#24	Miniborg strangler	18
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#191	Mohawk wig	68
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#398	Mountain Stream soda	44
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#471	Mr. Mediocrebar	114
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#218	Orcish baseball cap	18
#200	Orcish cargo shorts	17
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#333	PADL Phone	15
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#179	Penultimate Fantasy chest	179
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#609	Ram's Face Lager	13
#72	Regular Cloaca Cola	24
#1390	Rock Pops	26
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1086	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#174	Spam Witch sammich	318
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#91	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#160	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	551
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#101	The Ring	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#182	Trollhouse cookies	286
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#60	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
#260	Tuesday's ruby	9
#500	Typical Tavern swill	4
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#267	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#125	WA	4
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#313	Warm Subject gift certificate	286
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#234	Yummy Tummy bean	919
#13	Zim Merman's guitar	60
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#309	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	6
#278	a butt tuba	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#52	accidental cider	73
#89	acid-squirting flower	66
#95	acoustic guitarrr	49
#170	adder bladder	86
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#169	agua de vida	14
#9	albatross necklace	15
#271	all-purpose cleaner	22
#47	alpha-mail pants	4
#219	alphabet gum	8
#66	amber aviator shades	3
#84	amulet of extreme plot significance	232
#90	ancient Magi-Wipes	196
#108	ancient cursed foot locker	3
#78	ancient frozen dinner	40
#67	ancient protein powder	157
#213	ancient spice	11
#123	ancient stone fist	11
#115	ancient stone head	9
🥉	ancient turtle shell	63
🥈	ancient turtle shell helmet	71
#15	ancient turtle shell powder	2
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#142	ancient vinyl coin purse	63
#86	anemone nematocyst	4
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#82	annoying pitchfork	29
#76	ant agonist	60
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#95	ant hoe	5
#97	ant pick	4
#103	ant pitchfork	4
#140	ant rake	3
#260	ant sickle	1
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#241	anticheese	37
#79	antique bottle of cough syrup	10
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#57	antique greaves	214
#14	antique hand mirror	1,821
#45	antique helmet	243
#62	antique packet of ketchup	58
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#716	antique record album	2
#50	antique shield	243
#56	antique spear	243
#56	archaeologing shovel	2
#110	armgun	41
#486	around the world	1
#125	arrrgyle socks	23
#241	asbestos apron	4
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#259	asbestos ore	27
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#172	asparagus knife	65
#84	asparagus lo mein	3
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#388	asshat	3
#967	astral mushroom	3
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#490	atomic vector plotter	7
#115	attention spanner	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#358	awful poetry journal	353
#278	bätzle	2
#449	baby killer bee	22
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#6538	badass belt	2
#133	badger badge	1
#190	bag of Cheat-Os	66
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#22	bag of bones	28
#168	bag of lard	7
#858	baggie of powdered sugar	8
#138	balaclava	7
#320	balaclava baklava	8
#1591	ball	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#111	balloon helmet	4
#281	balloon monkey	6
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#239	banana peel	21
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#224	bar skin	63
#57	bar whip	2
#283	barbed-wire fence	19
#137	bargain flash powder	7
#21	bark beret	2
#21	bark boxers	2
🥉	bark bracelet	12
#433	barrrnacle	37
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#30	barskin loincloth	3
#98	barskin tent	3
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#273	baseball	20
#79	basic meat crossbow	2
#53	basic meat fez	2
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#77	basic meat staff	2
#144	basic meat sword	1
#292	bat guano	46
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#124	bat wing	166
#74	bat wing kabob	9
#96	bat wing stir-fry	3
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#150	batblade	30
#168	batgut	239
#518	battered Crimbo Crate	20
#36	battered hubcap	26
#80	bazookafish bubble gum	61
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#297	beer bomb	98
#154	beer bong	26
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#214	beer helmet	27
#543	beer lens	2
#32	beer-a-pult	7
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#223	bejeweled pledge pin	28
#132	bellhop bell	4
#28	berry-infused sake	5
#559	bi-lateral logic compressor	4
#154	big bad voodoo mask	5
#395	big bass drum	1
#64	big boom	36
#146	big glob of skin	1
#78	big red clown nose	185
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bilge wine	370
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#89	bindle of joy	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#203	bird rib	7
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#74	bit-o-cactus	97
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#351	black eyedrops	2
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#357	black forest ham	4
#96	black greaves	39
#143	black helmet	24
#390	black kettle drum	1
#282	black paisley oyster egg	17
#610	black pension check	1
#274	black pepper	8
#124	black picnic basket	18
#429	black pixel	46
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#602	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#467	black pudding	3
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#172	black shield	18
#254	black snake skin	28
#464	black spot	1
#106	black striped oyster egg	33
#191	black sword	18
#269	black velvet box	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#151	blackberry polite	1
#50	blackberry slippers	6
#270	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	24
#1298	blood flower	2
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#874	bloody beer	2
#108	bloody clown pants	88
#621	bloody mary	1
#241	blue class ring	15
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#147	blue pixel	678
#177	blue pixel potion	8
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#31	blue plastic baby	14
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#123	blue shell	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
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#126	wet stew	1
#1147	wheel	2
#157	whip kit	2
#30	whiskey and cola	116
#175	whiskey and soda	6
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#452	white balloon	5
#1014	white candy heart	2
#276	white candygram	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#209	white class ring	51
#172	white collar	10
#250	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#1104	white lightning	1
#276	white picket fence	14
#140	white pixel	385
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#446	wicker shield	2
#33	wiffle-flail	3
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#129	witch hat	6
#73	witty rapier	123
#69	wizard action figure	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#216	wolf mask	156
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#165	wonderwall shield	9
#142	wooden axe	6
#1221	wooden block	1
#100	wooden figurine	6
#40	wooden salad bowl	5
#473	wooden stakes	4
#162	wool hat	13
#61	woolen cravat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#312	worn tophat	4
#507	worthless gewgaw	6
#696	worthless knick-knack	4
#563	worthless trinket	3
#333	wreath of laurels	2
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#15	wrench handle	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
#520	wussiness potion	16
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#176	yak anorak	1
#182	yak skin	6
#80	yak toupee	1
#41	yak whip	6
#33	yakskin buckler	6
#26	yakskin kilt	5
#27	yakskin pants	7
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#181	yam candy	1
#31	ye olde golde frontes	8
#336	yellow brick road	1
#597	yellow candy heart	31
#399	yellow candygram	1
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#51	yellow plastic hard hat	3
#262	yellow plastic oyster egg	20
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#176	yellow striped oyster egg	13
#535	yeti fur	177
#1065	yo	7
#1565	yo-yo	6
#39	yohohoyo	119
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 72,652 items total!

what items are this player missing?