Museum :: Malik

Malik

Rank	Item	Quantity
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#1438	1-ball	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#890	30669 scroll	2
#773	334 scroll	2
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#99	A muse-bouche	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#308	Amulet of Yendor	75
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#867	BGE shotglass	7
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#375	BRICKO brick	20
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#29	Barney's rake	12
#51	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	9
#3368	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#350	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#116	Better Than Cuddling Cake	20
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
#101	Bit O' Ectoplasm	30
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#509	Black No. 2	6
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#639	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	6
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#69	CSA discount card	192
#230	CSA fire-starting kit	50
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#199	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#99	Camp Scout pup tent	65
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#34	Chinese curse words	10
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#489	Cloaca grenade	32
#73	Cloaca-Cola	709
#83	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	40
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#600	Cloaca-Cola helmet	4
#115	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	30
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#78	Coily™	1
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#37	Cold Hots candy	3,404
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#70	Comet Pop	2
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#1152	Crimbo candied pecan	3
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#37	Crimbo paste	9
#1261	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#451	Crimboween memo	22
#1406	Crimbuck	248
#819	Crown of the Goblin King	30
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#26	Daffy Taffy	3,448
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#246	Doc's Miracle Cure	5
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#602	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#393	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#952	Drowsy Sword	15
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#443	Dyspepsi grenade	30
#147	Dyspepsi-Cola	544
#81	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	31
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#97	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	40
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#68	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	9
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#77	Elvish delight	6
#73	Enchanted Flyswatter	4
#89	Enchanted Plunger	3
#1165	Ent cider	1
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#354	Feynman gate	31
#52	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#292	Frat Army FGF	9
#168	Frogade	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#131	Game Grid ticket	67
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#108	Gearhead Goo	4
#232	Genalen™ Bottle	10
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#115	Gnollish Crossdress	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#951	Go-Wassail	3
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#765	Goodfella contract	7
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#7	Gummi-Gnauga	4,010
#61	Gummy Brains	9
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#415	Hell ramen	4
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#233	Hippy Army MPE	29
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#75	Hundred Headed IPA	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#215	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2
#165	Iiti Kitty phone charm	21
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#306	Instant Karma	28
#504	Iron Beta of Industry	14
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#152	Knob Goblin Mutagen	5
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#128	Knob Goblin eyedrops	6
#1013	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#59	Knob Goblin learning pill	15
#469	Knob Goblin love potion	18
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#91	Knob Goblin nasal spray	12
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#241	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#279	Knob Goblin seltzer	60
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#505	Knob Goblin steroids	11
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#406	Knob Goblin superseltzer	10
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#188	Knob mushroom	68
#238	Knob nuts	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#330	Knob sausage	11
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#96	Knob stir-fry	3
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#204	Knoll mushroom	67
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#61	Lobos Mints	11
#236	Lockenstock™ sandals	11
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#628	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	7
#731	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	8
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#349	M-242	21
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1075	Mad Train wine	21
#308	Mae West	1
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#401	Manetwich	1
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#65	Marvin's marvelous pill	2
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#112	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	16
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#180	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	50
#1000	Meleegra™ pills	2
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#87	Mer-kin fastjuice	7
#80	Mer-kin foodbucket	11
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#22	Mer-kin paste	6
#67	Mer-kin pinkslip	3
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#127	Mer-kin takebag	3
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#1060	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#790	Microplushie: Bropane	4
#563	Microplushie: Dorkonide	4
#475	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	8
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#643	Microplushie: Gothochondria	7
#532	Microplushie: Hippylase	16
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#589	Microplushie: Hobomosome	6
#564	Microplushie: Otakulone	16
#616	Microplushie: Raverdrine	7
#560	Microplushie: Sororitrate	11
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#95	Missing Eye Simulation Device	4
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#167	Mr. Haggis	8
#372	Mr. Joe's bangles	3
#36	Mr. Mediocrebar	3,363
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#117	Necbro wafers	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#192	Neuromancer	3
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#91	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	20
#115	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	17
#119	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	13
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#306	Now and Earlier	11
#181	Nuclear Blastball	5
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#350	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#591	Orcish baseball cap	3
#615	Orcish cargo shorts	2
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#109	Osk'r Chow	1
#522	PADL Phone	3
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#739	Penultimate Fantasy chest	4
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#45	Pine-Fresh air freshener	89
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#97	Rad Lib	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#683	Ram's Face Lager	9
#480	Red Rover BB gun	5
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#185	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	9
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#865	Rock Pops	57
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#98	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#87	Scuba Snack	3
#43	Senior Mints	3,457
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#230	Shivering Chèvre	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#51	Slippery Knob	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#773	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#124	Sugar Cog	25
#158	Summer Nights	6
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#152	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#438	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	26
#492	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	20
#432	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	27
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#1513	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	6
#218	Tears of the Quiet Healer	2
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#101	The Ring	1
#58	The Snitch's Manifesto	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#129	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	18
#259	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	13
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#262	Tiger-lily's milk	2
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#494	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#60	Transylvania Sling	1
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#320	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#194	Typical Tavern swill	40
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
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#362	yellow snowcone	95
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#712	yeti fur	86
#333	yo	29
#2045	yo-yo	2
#235	yohohoyo	11
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#162	zombie hollandaise	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 51,757 items total!

what items are this player missing?