Museum :: LustyPirateWench

LustyPirateWench

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#1438	1-ball	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#319	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	26
#53	25-meat staff	6
#1457	3-ball	1
#322	30669 scroll	28
#205	334 scroll	33
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#273	668 scroll	3
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#1486	7-ball	1
#103	8-ball	457
#110	ASCII shirt	22
#189	Amulet of Yendor	123
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#701	Angry Farmer candy	83
#76	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	21
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#112	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#31	Better Than Cuddling Cake	106
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#129	Black No. 2	96
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#258	Boris's key lime pie	3
#194	Boris's ring	9
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#1109	Boss Bat britches	11
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#105	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	123
#71	Bulky Buddy Box	40
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#59	C.H.U.M. chum	38
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#78	Cerebral Crossbow	4
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#53	Cloaca grenade	265
#136	Cloaca-Cola	337
#48	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	61
#104	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	22
#84	Cloaca-Cola helmet	25
#176	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	17
#353	Cloaca-Cola shield	7
#39	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	16
#29	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	10
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#528	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#72	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	19
#168	Corpse Island iced tea	31
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#877	Crimbuck	868
#216	Crown of the Goblin King	99
#231	Daffy Taffy	142
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#64	Diet Cloaca Cola	30
#92	Disco Banjo	6
#91	Divine	12
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#174	Doc's Miracle Cure	9
#508	Dolphin King's crown	9
#99	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	132
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#952	Drowsy Sword	15
#61	Dyspepsi grenade	186
#224	Dyspepsi-Cola	329
#27	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	79
#89	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	21
#65	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	26
#145	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	28
#113	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	17
#18	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	23
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#10	El Vibrato energy spear	2
#7	El Vibrato helmet	3
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#188	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	18
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#183	Elmley shades	6
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#68	Ent cider	219
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#321	Frat Army FGF	7
#168	Frogade	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#128	Gaia beads	38
#13	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	20
#105	Genalen™ Bottle	40
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#151	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	14
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#24	Gnollish flyswatter	300
#36	Gnollish pie server	68
#160	Gnollish pie tin	32
#46	Gnollish plunger	94
#33	Gnollish slotted spoon	70
#44	Gnollish toolbox	161
#28	Gnomish toolbox	6
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#55	Golden Mr. Accessory	2
#188	Goodfella contract	300
#137	Gordon Bennett	4
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
#256	Green Clover of Justice	8
🥇	Grimacite gasmask	1
#144	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	15
#430	Hippy Army MPE	5
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#132	Iiti Kitty phone charm	30
#128	Imp Ale	1,993
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#109	Jarlsberg's earring	11
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#21	Jolly Roger charrrm	682
#41	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	74
#99	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	117
#5	Junior Adventurer's kit	7
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#21	Kentucky-style derby	110
#16	Kevlar balloon	30
#44	Kiss the Knob apron	3
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#24	Knob Goblin elite helm	318
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#152	Knob Goblin elite polearm	39
#63	Knob Goblin elite shirt	125
#288	Knob Goblin firecracker	70
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#14	Knob Goblin harem veil	522
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#359	Knob Goblin pants	28
#44	Knob Goblin perfume	80
#135	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	11
#80	Knob Goblin scimitar	204
#261	Knob Goblin spatula	40
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#108	Knob Goblin tongs	165
#89	Knob Goblin visor	127
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#217	Knob pasty	2
#149	Knob sausage	72
#755	Knoll mushroom	5
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
#72	Lockenstock™ sandals	90
#1405	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	16
#103	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	112
#328	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	147
#256	Lucky Surprise Egg	25
#83	M-242	168
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#146	Mad Train wine	761
#50	Mae West	43
#495	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	16
#401	Manetwich	1
#44	March hat	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#223	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#47	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	258
#131	Meat maid	1
#74	Meleegra™ pills	156
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#272	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	234
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#64	Mob Penguin cellular phone	359
#43	Mohawk wig	414
#88	Mon Tiki	25
#290	Monstar energy beverage	17
#114	Mountain Stream soda	452
#7	Mr. Accessory Jr.	4
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#230	Mr. Mediocrebar	236
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#5	Mylar balloon	307
#9	Nardz energy beverage	289
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#73	Neuromancer	16
#150	Now and Earlier	35
#36	Oil of Parrrlay	95
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#31	Orcish baseball cap	200
#204	Orcish cargo shorts	16
#110	Orcish frat-paddle	48
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#321	PADL Phone	17
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#121	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	13
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#92	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	16
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#71	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	18
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#10	Raggedy Hippy doll	309
#33	Rainbow's Gravity	5
#123	Ram's Face Lager	498
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#202	Rock Pops	232
#91	Rock and Roll Legend	25
#241	SPF 451 lip balm	10
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#24	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	3
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#82	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	15
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#104	Snow Queen Crown	66
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#157	Spam Witch sammich	383
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
#119	Spooky Surprise Egg	153
#33	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	48
#143	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	30
#11	Staff of the Grand Flambé	2
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#31	Staff of the Midnight Snack	3
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#92	Steal This Candy	34
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#64	Supernova Champagne	148
#33	Swabbie™ swab	155
#120	Tales from the Fireside	7
#61	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,505
#36	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	127
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#32	The Six-Pack of Pain	3
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#91	Tiki lighter	4
#79	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	77
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#83	Trollhouse cookies	739
#23	Tropical Crimbo Hat	3
#20	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	3
#20	Tropical Crimbo Sword	4
#135	Tuesday's ruby	24
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#150	Valentine	287
#102	Valentine's Day cake	5
#57	Wand of Nagamar	88
#603	Wint-O-Fresh mint	17
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#56	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	9
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#344	Yummy Tummy bean	614
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#116	abandoned candy	13
#126	abominable snowcone	182
#51	accidental cider	74
#47	acid-squirting flower	149
#34	acoustic guitarrr	159
#361	agua de vida	1
#277	alphabet gum	6
#236	ancient Magi-Wipes	28
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#73	ancient frozen dinner	42
#167	ancient protein powder	40
#666	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	9
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#31	angel-food cake	2
#20	anniversary balloon	159
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#172	annoying pitchfork	15
#188	ant agonist	18
#37	ant hoe	16
#128	ant pick	3
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#117	ant rake	4
#260	ant sickle	1
#337	anticheese	19
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#722	antique greaves	2
#554	antique helmet	6
#105	antique packet of ketchup	24
#625	antique shield	4
#773	antique spear	2
#40	apathetic lizardman doll	9
#369	around the world	3
#118	arrow'd heart balloon	5
#27	arrrgyle socks	216
#218	asbestos apron	5
#145	asbestos crossbow	5
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#259	asbestos ore	27
#152	asbestos staff	4
#180	asbestos sword	4
#140	asparagus knife	78
#451	aspirin	2
#138	asshat	26
#82	astral badger	1
#117	astral mushroom	139
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#530	baby killer bee	18
#35	babycakes	12
#114	baconstone	57
#185	baconstone earring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#504	badass belt	90
#133	badger badge	1
#416	bag of Cheat-Os	16
#179	bag of airline peanuts	150
#287	bag of lard	4
#57	balaclava	19
#74	balaclava baklava	84
#147	ball	48
#55	balloon helmet	10
#35	balloon monkey	83
#105	balloon shield	1
#144	balloon sword	3
#134	ballroom blintz	58
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#368	banana-frosted king cake	8
#1058	bar skin	2
#298	barbed-wire fence	17
#137	bargain flash powder	7
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#42	barrrnacle	283
#42	barskin cloak	3
#8	barskin hat	276
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#14	basic meat fez	23
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#55	basic meat staff	4
#58	basic meat sword	6
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#44	bat-ass leather jacket	8
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#223	batblade	15
#971	batgut	4
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#182	beach glass bead	31
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#243	beer bomb	135
#252	beer bong	10
#88	beer cartilage	5
#85	beer goggles	9
#133	beer helmet	66
#177	beer lens	17
#286	beertini	7
#146	begpwnia	42
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#187	bejeweled pledge pin	42
#190	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#191	bellhop bell	2
#80	big bad voodoo mask	11
#120	big bass drum	15
#317	big boom	2
#48	big red clown nose	317
#130	big rock	15
#151	big stick	2
#117	bigger stick	1
#33	bilge wine	2,008
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#21	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	4
#410	bit of clingfilm	10
#175	bit-o-cactus	24
#178	black & tan	17
#89	black belt	1
#254	black candy heart	46
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#139	black facepaint	2
#300	black forest cake	10
#155	black forest ham	21
#81	black greaves	50
#90	black helmet	39
#26	black lotus	5
#50	black paisley oyster egg	75
#239	black pepper	10
#88	black picnic basket	39
#840	black pixel	5
#175	black plastic oyster egg	23
#206	black polka-dot oyster egg	25
#311	black pudding	7
#84	black shield	45
#161	black snake skin	61
#72	black snowcone	42
#20	black spot	59
#101	black striped oyster egg	35
#87	black sword	54
#99	black velvet box	8
#344	black-and-blue light	151
#173	blackberry	118
#63	blackberry combat boots	9
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#261	blood flower	39
#70	blood of the Wereseal	26
#83	blood-faced volleyball	21
#254	bloody beer	79
#40	bloody clown pants	334
#150	bloody mary	15
#607	blue glowstick	2
#39	blue paisley oyster egg	70
#1231	blue pixel	1
#341	blue plasma ball	152
#61	blue plastic oyster egg	81
#74	blue polka-dot oyster egg	33
#26	blue snowcone	612
#70	blue striped oyster egg	49
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#28	blundarrrbus	12
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#213	bone collar	1
#24	bone rattle	116
#34	booty chest charrrm	723
#224	borg sock monkey	10
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#114	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	27
#71	bottle of Definit	55
#73	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	61
#123	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	20
#174	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	15
#78	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	143
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#177	bottle of Ooze-O	8
#107	bottle of Pete's Sake	7
#50	bottle of Pinot Renoir	36
#134	bottle of alcohol	39
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#173	bottle of black cat tonic	4
#52	bottle of cooking sherry	86
#66	bottle of gin	824
#294	bottle of goofballs	81
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#19	bottle of popskull	461
#88	bottle of realpagne	7
#63	bottle of rum	1,942
#101	bottle of sewage schnapps	83
#64	bottle of tequila	940
#49	bottle of ultravitamins	13
#71	bottle of vodka	711
#78	bottle of whiskey	972
#159	bottle opener belt buckle	29
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#150	bottled inspiration	6
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#95	bouquet of circular saw blades	18
#142	bow staff	1
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#159	box	100
#412	box of sunshine	915
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#41	boxed wine	1,417
#167	brains casserole	2
#32	brainy skull	26
#231	brass stinger	2
#240	brick	160
#159	brick of sand	12
#539	briefcase	4
#807	brine	19
#69	broken carburetor	3
#38	broken cellular phone	200
#870	broken skull	6
#353	broken sword	6
#131	bronze breastplate	15
#112	bronzed locust	26
#247	brown crock marble	1
#171	brown plastic baby	4
#100	brown sugar cane	87
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#76	bubblewrap ore	48
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#22	bugbear beanie	947
#255	bugbear bungguard	24
#409	bullet-proof corduroys	5
#271	bum cheek	76
#321	bunch of square grapes	10
#133	buoybottoms	8
#118	cactus fruit	25
#70	caipifruta	4
#44	calavera concertina	5
#102	calle de miel	20
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#37	can cannon	2
#42	can of Binarrrca	217
#103	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
#41	can of Red Minotaur	158
#167	can of Swiller	28
#150	can of black paint	2
#35	can of fake snow	7
#592	can of maces	1
#494	can of spinach	4
#93	can of starch	2
#50	can-can-in-a-can	11
#180	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	43
#211	candied yams	39
#187	candy cane	207
#12	candy cornucopia	4
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#447	candy stake	13
#30	cannonball charrrm	792
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#219	canopic jar	31
#343	canteen of wine	77
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#54	cardboard katana	19
#65	cardboard ore	61
#101	cardboard wakizashi	40
#17	caret	30
#121	carob brownies	2
#28	carob cannon	3
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#324	cement sandals	3
#167	centipede eggs	25
#1211	chaos butterfly	17
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#32	cheap elven gloves	61
#55	cheap plastic bottle opener	91
#308	cheap studded belt	157
#319	cheap toaster	7
#19	cheap wind-up clock	180
#83	chef skull	1
#77	chef's hat	187
#293	cherry	12
#661	chewing gum on a string	3
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
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#183	turtle pheromones	23
#999	turtle totem	17
#224	twinkly nuggets	62
#86	twinkly powder	344
#455	twitching claw	10
#76	two-handed depthsword	2
#161	ultimate ultimate frisbee	4
#5	unemployed hunchbacked minion	2
#8	uniclops egg	1
#241	unidentified jerky	60
#411	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	7
#686	unstable DNA	72
#147	unstable laser battery	120
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#139	upsy daisy	57
#163	urinal cake	75
#409	useless powder	335
#1510	valuable trinket	18
#139	vampire collar	16
#243	vampire duck-on-a-string	51
#506	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#1497	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	2
#51	very large caltrop	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#112	vibrating cyborg knife	25
#72	viking helmet	264
#106	vinegar	306
#35	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1,541
#357	vitachoconutriment capsule	16
#282	vodka and cranberry	8
#101	vodka gibson	1
#219	vodka martini	7
#83	vodka stratocaster	11
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#140	vorpal blade	74
#313	wad of cotton	10
#513	wad of dough	57
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
#295	wad of tofu	16
#149	walrus-tusk earring	8
#89	wang	72
#132	war tongs	28
#354	warm mushroom	4
#223	water pipe bomb	293
#100	water wings	12
#25	wedge of gray cheese	2
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#262	whiskey and cola	8
#195	whiskey and soda	5
#31	whiskey sour	107
#215	white Canadian	16
#88	white Xanadian	6
#29	white balloon	5,759
#113	white candy heart	406
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#451	white chocolate chip cookies	5
#166	white chocolate chips	89
#130	white collar	14
#58	white hat hacker T-shirt	22
#262	white lightning	52
#297	white pixel	109
#301	white satin pants	11
#274	white satin shield	7
#748	white snake skin	5
#48	white snakeskin duster	3
#125	white sword	53
#88	white whip	1
#5	white-label gin	3
#179	whoopie cushion	154
#287	wicker shield	9
#128	wind-up chattering teeth	196
#668	windchimes	3
#175	wine spritzer	6
#52	witch hat	12
#41	witty rapier	323
#69	wizard action figure	1
#118	wolf mask	430
#302	wolfman mask	23
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#75	wooden axe	16
#743	wooden block	3
#82	wooden figurine	10
#18	wooden salad bowl	23
#86	wooden stakes	38
#72	wool hat	41
#61	woolen cravat	1
#42	worn tophat	124
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#81	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#165	x-ray specs	132
#73	yak anorak	5
#21	yak whip	30
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#38	yellow brick road	54
#122	yellow candy heart	544
#399	yellow candygram	1
#382	yellow paisley oyster egg	7
#20	yellow plastic hard hat	22
#48	yellow plastic oyster egg	78
#130	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	15
#169	yellow snowcone	173
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1803	yo	2
#149	yo-yo	205
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#119	yummy death watch beetle	6
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#148	zmobie	1
#25	zombie pineal gland	95

Wow, that's 235,957 items total!

what items are this player missing?