Museum :: myrth77

myrth77

Rank	Item	Quantity
#49	Überraschthexengebräu	12
#111	"KICK ME" sign	1
#97	"meat" stick	2
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#110	1,970 carat gold	3
#1118	1-ball	2
#263	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	36
#756	2-ball	4
#606	3-ball	6
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#747	4-ball	4
#264	4-dimensional guitar	5
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#647	5-ball	5
#50	5-hour acrimony	80
#900	6-ball	3
#294	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1053	8-ball	11
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#306	A. W. O. L. commendation	20
#45	ASCII fu manchu	15
#110	ASCII shirt	22
#32	Abyssal ember	4
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#50	Adventurer bobblehead	4
#38	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	20
#96	Aggressive Carrot	1
#229	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#223	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#230	Alice's Army Coward	1
#155	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#211	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#226	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#169	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#160	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#147	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#43	Angelhair Culottes	15
#1851	Angry Farmer candy	3
#84	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	19
#102	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#134	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#37	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	5
#45	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	5
#43	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	5
#37	Artist's Spatula of Despair	5
#37	Artist's Whisk of Misery	5
#78	Asleep in the Cemetery	12
#81	Atomic Comic	4
#58	Atomic Pop	20
#48	Aura Libre	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#42	Aye Aye	2
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#110	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	7
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#746	BGE merchandise order form	3
#24	BGE pocket calendar	15
#85	BGE shotglass	50
#110	BGE temporary tattoo	7
#47	BGE tiny plastic toy	16
#127	BOOterfinger	1
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#15	BRAINS shorts	102
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#44	BRICKO stud	21
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#32	BRICKO trunk	3
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#49	BUBBLE GUM	7
#123	BURT	253
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#49	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	14
#51	Bangyomaman battle juice	13
#4	Barney's rake	23
#27	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	14
#52	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	104
#60	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	33
#36	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	70
#28	Bash-Ōs boxtop	24
#29	Bash-Ōs cereal	50
#136	Battlie Light Saver	4
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#65	Big Punk	4
#333	Bit O' Ectoplasm	7
#67	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#192	BitterSweetTarts	2
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#5	BittyCar MeatCar	3
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#8	Black Angus blackburger	9
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#85	Bling of the New Wave	10
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#93	Blood 'n' Plenty	5
#144	Blood Light	30
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#124	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
#40	Bonerdagon necklace	134
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#142	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#44	Boss Bat bling	67
#146	Boss Bat britches	81
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#222	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	44
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#25	Bugbearclaw Donut	15
#63	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#177	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	5
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#128	CRIMBCOLOAF	17
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#377	CSA fire-starting kit	4
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#15	Candicaine	47
#28	Candy Alexander	5
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#46	Charity's choker	10
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#42	Chinese curse words	8
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#571	Chroner	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#62	Clara's bell	10
#247	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#41	Claybender glasses	21
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#138	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#279	Codpiece of the Goblin King	25
#78	Coily™	1
#121	Colander of Em-er'il	12
#526	Cold Hots candy	9
#64	Cold One	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#44	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	50
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#58	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	38
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#59	Cracklin' Oat Bran	12
#79	Crazymaker	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#47	Crimbo Credit	304
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#65	Crimbo candied pecan	504
#94	Crimbo fudge	368
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#37	Crimbo paste	8
#74	Crimbo peppermint bark	448
#44	Crimbo salad	10
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot battery	82
#334	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#151	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#125	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	4
#143	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	3
#176	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#119	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	4
#132	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	4
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#339	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	5
#120	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#329	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	5
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	5
#330	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#222	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	5
#333	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	5
#196	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#1384	Crimbuck	267
#157	Crown of the Goblin King	118
#176	D roll	50
#195	DNOTC Box	2
#289	Daffy Taffy	112
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#88	Disco 'Fro Pick	16
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#36	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	4
#123	Dolphin King's crown	35
#283	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	33
#29	Doublepunchplanter	2
#95	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	35
#51	Drac & Tan	3
#36	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	282
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#6	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	4
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#83	Drowsy Sword	169
#43	Drunken Astrophysicist	3
#32	Drunken Neurologist	3
#32	Drunken Philosopher	3
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#47	Duskwalker fangs	14
#74	Duskwalker syringe	12
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#59	Ecto-Cooler	17
#87	Effermint™ tablets	54
#83	El Sombrero De Lopez	19
#37	El Vibrato drone	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#199	Elder Turtle Shell	10
#17	Eldritch snap	6
#169	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	21
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#62	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#206	Elmley shades	5
#73	Enchanted Flyswatter	4
#59	Enchanted Plunger	6
#109	Ent cider	141
#65	Event Horizon	1
#64	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#808	FDKOL commendation	10
#4	FDKOL fire hose	3
#140	FDKOL hotcakes	58
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#25	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	100
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#113	Fitspiration™ poster	8
#63	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#51	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#36	Flying Caipiranha	2
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#115	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#27	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	11
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#290	Gaia beads	9
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#118	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	8
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#89	Gearhead Goo	6
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Elemental	2
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#18	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#214	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#12	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	14
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#185	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	12
#39	Glenn's golden dice	3
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#425	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#320	Gnollish toolbox	12
#45	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	8
#522	Go-Wassail	31
🥇	Golden HP-35 Calculator	1
#52	Golden Light	1
#42	Grasshopper	2
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#110	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	2
#94	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2
#84	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	10
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#208	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#52	Green Giant	2
#50	Green Muslin	1
#30	Green Velvet	3
#123	Gummi-DNA	11
#329	Gummi-Gnauga	8
#34	Handsome Devil	2
#40	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	50
#78	Heimandatz's heart	14
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#30	Herring Daiquiri	3
#28	Herring Wallbanger	3
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
#8	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	5
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#160	Hodgman's blanket	9
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#84	Holiday Fun!	4
#72	How to Play Othello	8
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#58	Humanitini	2
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#97	Iceberglar scarf	3
#118	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	31
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#1667	Imp Ale	6
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#33	Inner Strength	6
#21	Inner Truth	9
#12	Inner Wisdom	15
#335	Instant Karma	23
#208	Iron Beta of Industry	47
#773	Jack-in-the-box	5
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#23	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	9
#60	Jocko Homo's head	16
#463	Jolly Roger charrrm	6
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#71	Junk-Bond	2
#85	Kissin' Cousins	7
#39	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	21
#94	Knob Goblin Mutagen	19
#125	Knob Goblin Uberpants	5
#58	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	21
#469	Knob Goblin elite helm	9
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#420	Knob Goblin elite polearm	10
#373	Knob Goblin elite shirt	16
#179	Knob Goblin harem pants	30
#156	Knob Goblin harem veil	35
#42	Knob Goblin learning pill	35
#393	Knob Goblin love potion	27
#183	Knob Goblin melon baller	15
#625	Knob Goblin pants	9
#415	Knob Goblin perfume	6
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#396	Knob Goblin spatula	12
#297	Knob Goblin steroids	37
#627	Knob Goblin tongs	9
#231	Knob Goblin visor	30
#78	Knob nuts	14
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#127	Knob stuffed shells	12
#122	Knoll shroomkabob	13
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#25	Kudzu slaw	50
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#46	LCD game: Burger Belt	58
#49	LCD game: Food Eater	47
#48	LCD game: Garbage River	52
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#36	LOV Emotionizer	1
#115	LOV Entrance Pass	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#55	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	18
#43	Lars the Cyberian	7
#12	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
#61	Lavalos's shell	1
#11	Lazybones™ recliner	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#122	Lederhosen of the Night	11
#24	Lemonade-235	1
#49	Leonard's glasses	16
#197	Let Me Be!	7
#95	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	3
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#55	Locust	1
#28	Lollipop Drop	4
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#125	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	165
#236	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	43
#35	Louder Than Bomb	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#953	M-242	3
#1162	Mad Train wine	16
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#238	Manetwich	3
#14	Mansquito Serum	1
#28	Mansquito's blood	43
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#56	Mark of the Bugbear	6
#32	Mark of the Ghost	9
#17	Mark of the Skeleton	13
#22	Mark of the Vampire	11
#54	Mark of the Werewolf	6
#42	Mark of the Zombie	6
#16	Marvin's marvelous pill	20
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#139	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	18
#172	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#92	Meat maid	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#29	Memory Disk, Alpha	1
#30	Mer-kin begsign	5
#82	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#24	Mer-kin bunwig	6
#25	Mer-kin cancerstick	10
#22	Mer-kin darkbook	4
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#34	Mer-kin dragbelt	3
#15	Mer-kin eyeglasses	15
#23	Mer-kin finpaddle	6
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#24	Mer-kin hallpass	4
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#41	Mer-kin hookspear	23
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#34	Mer-kin knucklebone	7
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#21	Mer-kin mouthsoap	15
#19	Mer-kin paste	7
#61	Mer-kin prayerbeads	8
#50	Mer-kin ragejuice	5
#34	Mer-kin roundshield	12
#15	Mer-kin saltsquid	23
#17	Mer-kin sawdust	10
#37	Mer-kin smartjuice	11
#88	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#43	Mer-kin stopwatch	2
#54	Mer-kin strongjuice	4
#57	Mer-kin takebag	11
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#28	Mer-kin weaksauce	30
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#30	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	56
#538	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	50
#726	Microplushie: Bropane	6
#702	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#628	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	4
#455	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	4
#588	Microplushie: Gothochondria	9
#679	Microplushie: Hippylase	9
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#682	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#836	Microplushie: Otakulone	4
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#740	Microplushie: Sororitrate	5
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#51	Missing Eye Simulation Device	13
#188	Misty Cape	9
#164	Misty Cloak	10
#78	Misty Robe	32
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#726	Mohawk wig	4
#42	Mohobo	2
#66	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#41	More Humanitini than Humanitini	2
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#205	Mr. Haggis	3
#106	Mr. Joe's bangles	13
#788	Mr. Mediocrebar	65
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#58	ND	8
#52	NPZR chemistry set	129
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#96	Necbro wafers	5
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#214	Newbiesport™ tent	14
#83	Newman's Own Trousers	10
#186	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	35
#62	Nightstalker perfume	45
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#362	Now and Earlier	9
#114	Nuclear Blastball	24
#72	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	8
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#184	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	3
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#619	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	3
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#189	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	3
#190	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
#623	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	3
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#605	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#614	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#189	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#34	tiny do-rag	1
#122	tiny fly glasses	2
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#44	tiny ninja sword	25
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	52
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#48	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	33
#35	tiny plastic Beebee King	41
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#127	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	3
#95	tiny plastic Big Candy	3
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#34	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	23
#149	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	3
#72	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	43
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#98	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	3
#52	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	30
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#1679	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#50	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	2
#61	tiny plastic Crimbomega	2
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#48	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	2
#59	tiny plastic Crimbot	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#344	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#56	tiny plastic Father McGruber	49
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#103	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	3
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#61	tiny plastic GORM-8	3
#35	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	3
#3954	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#56	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	56
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#59	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	3
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#43	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	2
#40	tiny plastic Krampus	2
#46	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	16
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#95	tiny plastic MechaElf	3
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#153	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	3
#78	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	41
#3860	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#84	tiny plastic Queen Bee	22
#95	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	10
#49	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	2
#38	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	67
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#48	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	2
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Man	1
#61	tiny plastic Toybot	3
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#103	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	3
#33	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	38
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#41	tiny plastic Your Brain	2
#114	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	3
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#67	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#77	tiny plastic angry space marine	46
#43	tiny plastic angry vikings	2
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#102	tiny plastic animelf	3
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#39	tiny plastic bad vibe	2
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#59	tiny plastic batbugbear	51
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#56	tiny plastic bee swarm	51
#65	tiny plastic beebee gunners	49
#51	tiny plastic beebee queue	55
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#62	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	53
#46	tiny plastic blazing bat	64
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#44	tiny plastic bugaboo	63
#40	tiny plastic buzzerker	70
#52	tiny plastic cavebugbear	59
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6131	tiny plastic cocoabo	2
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#102	tiny plastic colollilossus	3
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#60	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	2
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#152	tiny plastic fax machine	3
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#52	tiny plastic fire servant	29
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6181	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#146	tiny plastic hobo elf	3
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#67	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	45
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#42	tiny plastic moneybee	64
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#40	tiny plastic mumblebee	72
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#43	tiny plastic peacannon	33
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#2612	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#62	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	2
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#43	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	36
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#101	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	3
#34	tiny plastic the Free Man	39
#3858	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#115	tiny plastic trollipop	3
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#66	tiny plastic warbear	3
#60	tiny plastic warbear fortress	3
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#862	tiny shaker of salt	2
#52	tiny slimy cyst	62
#83	tip jar	24
#265	tisket	1
#2986	toast	3
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#191	toe jam	2
#117	tofu casserole	14
#107	tofu stir-fry	1
#135	tofu wonton	1
#250	tomato daiquiri	6
#59	tomato soup poster	5
#71	tongue depressor	4
#51	tonguebone	1
#92	tonic djinn	10
#49	too legit potion	2
#1404	tooth	1
#196	topiary nugglet	1
#54	topiary skunk	1
#553	torn hellseal sinew	4
#37	torquoise ring	1
#53	tortoboggan	5
#17	tortoboggan shield	2
#88	totally sweet mohawk helmet	2
#500	tourmalime	10
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#208	towel	44
#80	toxic globule	1
#23	toxo	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1359	toy crazy train	4
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#10	toy sixgun	11
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#51	toy taijijian	1
#188	traffic jam	2
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#66	triad summoning scroll	5
#170	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#134	troll britches	1
#303	tropical orchid	7
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#62	tropical swill	4
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#75	trout fang	3
#57	tube of dread wax	115
#67	tube of hair oil	8
#23	tube of pendulum lube	43
#21	tube of villain white	45
#105	tube sock	5
#61	turtle mud	6
#697	turtle totem	39
#53	turtle wax shield	2
#133	turtle-shaped rock	1
#45	tuxedo shirt	7
#905	twinkly wad	7
#58	twist of lime	7
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#51	ultimate ultimate frisbee	22
#73	una poca de gracia	18
#267	uncooked chorizo	17
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#32	unholy water	53
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#60	unnatural gas	5
#460	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	4
#100	unrequired jacket	1
#1869	unstable DNA	8
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#208	unstable quark	3
#119	untamable turtle	13
#183	unused soap	1
#22	unused walkie-talkie	50
#76	unusual disco ball	17
#290	upsy daisy	9
#296	useless powder	534
#108	valuable coin	1
#130	vampire chowder	3
#69	vampire collar	33
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#245	vampire glitter	1
#49	vampire pearl	21
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#14	veiny spore pod	35
#36	velcro boots	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#23	very large caltrop	2
#58	vial of The Glistening	17
#24	vial of holy water	149
#51	vial of hot blood	1
#79	vial of swamp vapors	6
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#65	vibrating mushroom	1
#1042	viking helmet	1
#8	villainous scythe	1
#166	vinegar	204
#333	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	29
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#196	viral DNA	1
#2081	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#344	vodka and cranberry	5
#565	volcanic ash	1
#123	voodoo glowskull	10
#87	voodoo snuff	16
#158	vorpal blade	59
#52	votive candle	8
#185	wad of slimy rags	2
#695	wad of tofu	1
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#442	wang	2
#406	war tongs	2
#106	warbear badge	1
#332	warbear battery	6
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#435	warbear beeping telegram	1
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#14	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	69
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
#160	warbear officer requisition box	2
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#51	warbear robo-camouflage unit	20
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#444	warbear whosit	101
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#279	water pipe bomb	193
#474	water wings	1
#33	water-polo cap	9
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#40	wax banana	1
#26	wax hat	1
#70	weathered barrel	2
#17	weedy skirt	1
#26	weighted paperclip chain	8
#95	wet venom duct	4
#65	whalebone corset	30
#318	whisker pencil	20
#443	whiskey and cola	3
#12	white Dreadsylvanian	1
#48	white belt	1
#194	white candy heart	200
#146	white chocolate and tomato pizza	17
#209	white chocolate chip cookies	20
#441	white chocolate chips	17
#298	white collar	4
#167	white hat hacker T-shirt	8
#235	white picket fence	17
#463	white satin pants	5
#581	white satin shield	1
#290	white snake skin	40
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#415	white sword	8
#88	white whip	1
#85	white wine	1
#108	whole turkey leg	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#332	wicker shield	6
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#23	wind-up meatcar	514
#483	windchimes	9
#339	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#93	wings of fire	1
#200	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	284
#18	witch wart	12
#61	witch's bread	2
#56	witch's brew	1
#338	witty rapier	7
#106	wok lobster	1
#520	wolf mask	24
#68	wonderwall shield	28
#47	wood screw	13
#285	wooden stakes	10
#250	wool hat	7
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#111	world's smallest violin	7
#152	worn tophat	15
#60	woven baling wire bracelets	12
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#191	wrench bracelet	19
#58	wrestling mask	3
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#407	wumpus hair	2
#6	wumpus-hair bolo	16
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#61	x-ray mirror	2
#73	yak anorak	5
#80	yak toupee	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#251	yellow candy heart	201
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#634	yellow gummi ingot	25
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#94	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#599	yeti fur	128
#313	yohohoyo	6
#40	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#128	zombie hollandaise	6

Wow, that's 63,835 items total!

what items are this player missing?