Museum :: CBParker

CBParker

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#500	1-ball	9
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#164	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	70
#387	2-ball	11
#124	25-meat staff	1
#364	3-ball	13
#78	30669 scroll	132
#118	33398 scroll	210
#65	334 scroll	104
#599	4-ball	6
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#306	5-ball	16
#313	6-ball	16
#262	64067 scroll	1
#102	668 scroll	14
#46	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	113
#414	7-ball	11
#440	8-ball	57
#626	9-ball	1
#248	ASCII shirt	8
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#398	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#249	Angry Farmer candy	573
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2353	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#186	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#166	Ben-Gal™ Balm	9
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#136	Black No. 2	85
#177	Blackfly Chardonnay	29
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#186	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#182	Bonerdagon necklace	52
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#18	Boris's ring	63
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#304	Boss Bat britches	44
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#336	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	22
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#24	Climate Colada	2
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#895	Codpiece of the Goblin King	8
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#319	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	8
#161	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	6
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#585	Crimbo pie	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3107	Crimbuck	2
#257	Crown of the Goblin King	87
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#201	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#162	Divine	5
#207	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	17
#322	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	25
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#413	Drowsy Sword	46
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#392	Dyspepsi-Cola	167
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#618	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#619	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#47	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	95
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#183	Elmley shades	6
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#268	Ent cider	36
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#242	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	47
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#706	Feynman gate	12
#236	Frat Army FGF	14
#168	Frogade	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#57	Gaia beads	98
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#82	Genalen™ Bottle	59
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#72	Gnollish flyswatter	45
#111	Gnollish pie server	17
#128	Gnollish pie tin	50
#108	Gnollish plunger	27
#77	Gnollish slotted spoon	26
#121	Gnollish toolbox	58
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#123	Gordon Bennett	5
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#27	Hatorade	33
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#45	Hell ramen	215
#31	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	13
#160	Hippy Army MPE	60
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#88	Iiti Kitty phone charm	66
#193	Imp Ale	1,217
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#553	Iron Beta of Industry	12
#25	Jarlsberg's earring	41
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#74	Jolly Roger charrrm	79
#102	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	27
#534	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	11
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#159	Knob Goblin elite helm	38
#168	Knob Goblin elite pants	35
#122	Knob Goblin elite polearm	48
#238	Knob Goblin elite shirt	35
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#97	Knob Goblin firecracker	286
#73	Knob Goblin harem pants	96
#52	Knob Goblin harem veil	113
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#445	Knob Goblin love potion	20
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#173	Knob Goblin pants	98
#87	Knob Goblin perfume	46
#173	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	9
#145	Knob Goblin scimitar	110
#463	Knob Goblin seltzer	16
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#78	Knob Goblin spatula	589
#443	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#163	Knob Goblin tongs	113
#295	Knob Goblin visor	21
#103	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#79	Knob mushroom	249
#216	Knob pasty	2
#269	Knob sausage	19
#75	Knob sausage stir-fry	3
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#76	Knob stir-fry	6
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#93	Knoll mushroom	153
#161	Knoll shroomkabob	10
#68	Knoll stir-fry	4
#669	LED block	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#53	Lockenstock™ sandals	115
#587	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	46
#542	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	10
#115	Lucky Surprise Egg	80
#768	M-242	7
#186	MSG	2
#14	Mace of the Tortoise	37
#237	Mad Train wine	453
#183	Mae West	5
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#294	Manetwich	2
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#287	Marquis de Poivre soda	12
#560	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#152	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	16
#148	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	40
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#59	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	164
#126	Meleegra™ pills	88
#293	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	14
#290	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	207
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1963	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#169	Mohawk wig	77
#212	Mon Tiki	5
#133	Monstar energy beverage	92
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#377	Mountain Stream soda	50
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2280	Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#65	ND	6
#36	NG	74
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#158	Neuromancer	5
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#477	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#33	Oil of Parrrlay	99
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#52	Orcish baseball cap	120
#43	Orcish cargo shorts	115
#128	Orcish frat-paddle	38
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#96	PADL Phone	179
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#174	Penultimate Fantasy chest	191
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#87	Pine-Fresh air freshener	45
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#297	Ram's Face Lager	101
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2431	Rock Pops	3
#31	Rock and Roll Legend	61
#204	Roo trading card	1
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#336	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#711	Senior Mints	5
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#18	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	47
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#298	Snow Queen Crown	9
#132	Spam Witch sammich	474
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#402	Steal This Candy	4
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#629	Summer Nights	2
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#155	Supernova Champagne	47
#42	Swabbie™ swab	121
#195	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	409
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#127	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	38
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#101	The Ring	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#60	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	100
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#188	Trollhouse cookies	277
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#152	Tuesday's ruby	21
#209	Typical Tavern swill	36
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#60	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	68
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#78	WA	10
#53	Wand of Nagamar	93
#338	Warm Subject gift certificate	226
#272	White Citadel burger	7
#153	White Citadel fries	10
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#35	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	13
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2331	Yummy Tummy bean	17
#154	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#182	a butt tuba	6
#236	a little sump'm sump'm	12
#335	abandoned candy	1
#440	abominable snowcone	26
#133	accidental cider	18
#155	acid-squirting flower	31
#91	acoustic guitarrr	52
#138	adder bladder	109
#43	albatross necklace	2
#59	all-purpose cleaner	171
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#406	alphabet gum	3
#220	amulet of extreme plot significance	79
#93	ancient Magi-Wipes	187
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#118	ancient frozen dinner	23
#85	ancient protein powder	126
#99	ancient spice	44
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#89	ancient vinyl coin purse	122
#53	angel-food cake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
#351	annoying pitchfork	8
#90	ant agonist	48
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#116	ant hoe	4
#97	ant pick	4
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#184	ant rake	2
#128	ant sickle	3
#386	anti-anti-antidote	3
#519	anticheese	7
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#654	antique greaves	3
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#621	antique helmet	4
#231	antique packet of ketchup	7
#743	antique shield	2
#533	antique spear	7
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#208	armgun	13
#67	arrrgyle socks	55
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#138	asbestos apron	10
#51	asbestos crossbow	12
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#77	asbestos ore	135
#32	asbestos staff	11
#171	asbestos stick	1
#30	asbestos sword	17
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#279	asparagus knife	29
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#343	asshat	4
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#64	automatic catapult	2
#257	awful poetry journal	592
#238	bätzle	3
#721	baby killer bee	12
#183	babycakes	1
#1044	baconstone	7
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#477	badass belt	95
#133	badger badge	1
#265	bag of Cheat-Os	38
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#117	bag of lard	10
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#61	balloon helmet	9
#322	balloon monkey	5
#105	balloon shield	1
#61	balloon sword	10
#191	ballroom blintz	29
#53	bamboo bokuto	7
#727	banana	4
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#166	banana peel	32
#285	banana smoothie	2
#208	banana spritzer	1
#86	banjo strings	6
#232	bar skin	62
#122	bar whip	1
#163	barbed-wire fence	48
#239	bargain flash powder	2
#104	barrrnacle	120
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#153	barskin hat	4
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#87	barskin tent	4
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#123	baseball	70
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#96	basic meat helmet	2
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#52	basic meat skirt	2
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#168	bat guano	107
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#72	bat wing	315
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#54	batblade	133
#118	batgut	385
#221	battered Crimbo Crate	58
#167	battered hubcap	2
#311	bazookafish bubble gum	3
#202	beach glass bead	26
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#643	bed of coals	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#179	beer bomb	242
#111	beer bong	43
#172	beer cartilage	1
#149	beer goggles	3
#73	beer helmet	133
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#787	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#32	bejeweled accordion strap	8
#89	bejeweled pledge pin	118
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#241	bellhop bell	1
#57	berry-infused sake	2
#41	bezoar ring	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#75	big bad voodoo mask	12
#243	big bass drum	4
#381	big boom	1
#127	big red clown nose	80
#346	big rock	2
#210	big stick	1
#40	big stirring stick	2
#117	bigger stick	1
#244	bilge wine	87
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#146	bird rib	12
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#109	bit of clingfilm	31
#110	bit-o-cactus	54
#158	black & tan	22
#45	black belt	2
#202	black cherry soda	1
#34	black cowboy hat	3
#193	black eyedrops	4
#46	black facepaint	12
#205	black forest cake	21
#136	black forest ham	26
#53	black greaves	74
#68	black helmet	58
#115	black kettle drum	12
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#113	black pension check	106
#167	black pepper	15
#119	black picnic basket	21
#118	black pixel	394
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#165	black pudding	20
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#61	black shield	65
#172	black snake skin	55
#813	black snowcone	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#66	black sword	69
#143	blackberry	168
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#151	blackberry polite	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1653	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#116	bloody clown pants	75
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#161	blue pixel	570
#31	blue pixel potion	71
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#142	bone collar	2
#199	bone flute	8
#28	bone rattle	98
#246	booty chest charrrm	32
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#205	boring spaghetti	2
#252	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5
#230	bottle of Definit	6
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#284	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	3
#244	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	6
#235	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	28
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#1833	unstable laser battery	29
#328	unstable quark	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#456	upsy daisy	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1445	useless powder	10
#207	valuable trinket	429
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#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#266	vampire pearl	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#79	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#52	vial of patchouli oil	34
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6
#124	viking helmet	126
#1549	vinegar	2
#199	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	99
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#514	vodka and cranberry	2
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#139	vodka martini	13
#148	vodka stratocaster	4
#82	volleyball	3
#209	vorpal blade	42
#71	wad of dough	1,463
#83	wad of tofu	111
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
#236	wang	10
#104	war tongs	41
#354	warm mushroom	4
#179	water pipe bomb	429
#255	water wings	4
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#126	wet stew	1
#1147	wheel	2
#220	whip kit	1
#514	whiskey and cola	2
#130	whiskey and soda	10
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#276	whiskey sour	8
#649	white Canadian	2
#158	white Xanadian	2
#630	white balloon	2
#48	white belt	1
#1160	white candy heart	1
#285	white chocolate and tomato pizza	8
#451	white chocolate chip cookies	5
#112	white chocolate chips	136
#86	white collar	24
#71	white hat hacker T-shirt	19
#190	white lightning	89
#34	white picket fence	86
#289	white pixel	115
#98	white satin pants	57
#110	white satin shield	26
#147	white snake skin	96
#48	white snakeskin duster	3
#139	white sword	47
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#52	wicker shield	134
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#242	windchimes	42
#152	wine spritzer	8
#946	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	5
#615	witch hat	1
#181	witty rapier	28
#162	wolf mask	254
#102	wonderwall shield	17
#364	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#64	wooden stakes	58
#51	wool hat	64
#61	woolen cravat	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#116	worn tophat	26
#271	worthless gewgaw	22
#260	worthless knick-knack	33
#254	worthless trinket	20
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#358	wrench bracelet	9
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#109	wussiness potion	209
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#17	yak anorak	55
#280	yak skin	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#61	yakskin buckler	2
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#12	yakskin pants	17
#34	yakskin skirt	2
#11	ye olde golde frontes	19
#222	yellow brick road	4
#1184	yellow candy heart	2
#399	yellow candygram	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2117	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#366	yeti fur	458
#1428	yo	4
#2364	yo-yo	1
#185	yohohoyo	16
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 300,989 items total!

what items are this player missing?