Museum :: Kareth

Kareth

Rank	Item	Quantity
#306	"DRINK ME" potion	48
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#688	1-ball	5
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#55	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	265
#387	2-ball	11
#124	25-meat staff	1
#409	3-ball	11
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#552	4-ball	7
#141	4-d camera	1
#207	4-dimensional guitar	9
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#343	5-ball	14
#603	6-ball	6
#85	64067 scroll	9
#273	668 scroll	3
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#526	7-ball	8
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1225	8-ball	8
#401	9-ball	2
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#44	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	3
#183	ASCII shirt	12
#16	Alewife™ Ale	270
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1272	Amulet of Yendor	3
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#100	Angry Farmer candy	1,914
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#95	Asleep in the Cemetery	11
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#363	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	29
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#99	Ben-Gal™ Balm	20
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#12	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	21
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#177	BitterSweetTarts	3
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#34	Black No. 2	734
#29	Blackfly Chardonnay	613
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#86	Bohemian rhapsody	8
#323	Bonerdagon necklace	35
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#144	Boris's key lime	3
#36	Boris's key lime pie	46
#194	Boris's ring	9
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#234	Boss Bat britches	56
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#210	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	49
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#102	C.H.U.M. chum	18
#27	C.H.U.M. knife	22
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#97	CRIMBCO mug	165
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#112	Cherry Cloaca Cola	17
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#24	Climate Colada	2
#385	Cloaca grenade	44
#229	Cloaca-Cola	179
#279	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	13
#264	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#268	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#153	Codpiece of the Goblin King	39
#37	Coily™	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#417	Cold Hots candy	12
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#250	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	4
#21	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	145
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#447	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#142	Corpse Island iced tea	36
#910	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1098	Crimbo peppermint bark	4
#129	Crimbo pie	26
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#740	Crown of the Goblin King	34
#612	Daffy Taffy	47
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#306	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#135	Divine	7
#117	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	50
#20	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	947
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#308	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#180	Dolphin King's crown	24
#204	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	52
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#29	Dramatic™ range	70
#721	Drowsy Sword	23
#443	Dyspepsi grenade	30
#96	Dyspepsi-Cola	852
#242	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	12
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#385	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	8
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#38	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	107
#67	Elfin shortbread	18
#206	Elmley shades	5
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#89	Ent cider	172
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#56	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	5
#312	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	29
#76	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	13
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#97	Frat Army FGF	84
🥇	French slippers	1
#119	Frogade	4
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#178	GOTO	1
#364	Gaia beads	5
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#131	Genalen™ Bottle	29
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#65	Gnollish casserole dish	14
#192	Gnollish flyswatter	16
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#125	Gnollish pie tin	51
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#215	Gnollish toolbox	25
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#118	Gordon Bennett	6
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#260	Hell ramen	13
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#59	Hippy Army MPE	237
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#165	Iiti Kitty phone charm	21
#226	Imp Ale	1,000
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#33	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	47
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#43	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#73	Jolly Roger charrrm	81
#69	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	45
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#318	Knob Goblin elite helm	17
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#331	Knob Goblin elite polearm	15
#221	Knob Goblin elite shirt	38
#14	Knob Goblin eyedrops	170
#33	Knob Goblin firecracker	951
#331	Knob Goblin harem pants	12
#282	Knob Goblin harem veil	14
#19	Knob Goblin learning pill	141
#60	Knob Goblin love potion	402
#268	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
#90	Knob Goblin melon baller	44
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#144	Knob Goblin pants	109
#95	Knob Goblin perfume	42
#98	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	23
#221	Knob Goblin scimitar	68
#112	Knob Goblin seltzer	238
#36	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	23
#257	Knob Goblin spatula	41
#101	Knob Goblin steroids	164
#47	Knob Goblin stink bomb	27
#64	Knob Goblin superseltzer	157
#122	Knob Goblin tongs	145
#279	Knob Goblin visor	22
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#25	Knob lo mein	36
#70	Knob mushroom	276
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#146	Knob sausage	76
#35	Knob sausage stir-fry	16
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#41	Knob stir-fry	12
#33	Knob stroganoff	16
#26	Knob stuffed shells	141
#27	Knoll lo mein	12
#32	Knoll mushroom	495
#86	Knoll shroomkabob	20
#25	Knoll stir-fry	16
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#301	Let Me Be!	5
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#163	Lockenstock™ sandals	26
#1050	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	24
#71	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	178
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#224	Lucky Surprise Egg	35
#1200	M-242	1
#44	MSG	61
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#580	Mad Train wine	134
#93	Mae West	16
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#212	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	45
#85	Manetwich	11
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#73	Mariner's Friend cough drops	11
#444	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#325	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#100	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	78
#403	Meat detector	1
#92	Meat maid	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#124	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	86
#130	Meleegra™ pills	87
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#87	Mer-kin fastjuice	7
#40	Mer-kin foodbucket	78
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#80	Mer-kin hookspear	9
#80	Mer-kin killscroll	9
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#22	Mer-kin pressureglobe	22
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#54	Mer-kin takebag	12
#48	Mer-kin thingpouch	35
#84	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	38
#51	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2,614
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#125	Mob Penguin cellular phone	180
#348	Mohawk wig	28
#155	Mon Tiki	10
#86	Monstar energy beverage	154
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#260	Mountain Stream soda	110
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#21	Mr. Balloon	6
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#255	Mr. Mediocrebar	213
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#51	NG	47
#27	Nardz energy beverage	56
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#131	Neuromancer	8
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#272	Newbiesport™ tent	9
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#467	Now and Earlier	5
#79	Oil of Parrrlay	46
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#92	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#149	Orcish baseball cap	29
#134	Orcish cargo shorts	29
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#126	Orcish meat locker	4
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#367	PADL Phone	12
#29	PVC staff	1
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#841	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	8
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#153	Penultimate Fantasy chest	240
#187	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	8
#196	Piddles	1
#424	Pine-Fresh air freshener	6
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#19	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	100
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#136	Ram's Face Lager	420
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#480	Red Rover BB gun	5
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#334	Rock Pops	150
#242	Rock and Roll Legend	7
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#19	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#135	SPF 451 lip balm	18
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#331	Senior Mints	18
#24	Sensual Massage for Creeps	23
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#263	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#54	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	20
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#37	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	51
#330	Snow Queen Crown	7
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#111	Spam Witch sammich	618
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
🥈	Spooky Putty monster	1
#103	Spooky Surprise Egg	173
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#16	Summer Nights	23
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#84	Swabbie™ swab	62
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#54	Tales from the Fireside	10
#438	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
#47	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2,074
#396	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#257	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	13
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
#17	The Six-Pack of Pain	6
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#37	Tiger-lily's milk	100
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#117	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	53
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#29	Travels with Jerry	16
#54	Trollhouse cookies	1,300
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#12	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	2
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Wow, that's 258,927 items total!

what items are this player missing?