Museum :: BonesHurt

BonesHurt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1051	2-ball	2
#1080	3-ball	2
#737	30669 scroll	4
#865	33398 scroll	5
#774	334 scroll	2
#889	4-ball	3
#1436	5-ball	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#1486	7-ball	1
#1333	8-ball	7
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1439	Angry Farmer candy	11
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#448	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#575	Black No. 2	4
#166	Blackfly Chardonnay	32
#925	Boris's ring	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1368	Cloaca grenade	4
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2887	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#1563	Daffy Taffy	7
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#1652	Drowsy Sword	5
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#522	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#255	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#345	Elmley shades	2
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#56	Gnollish casserole dish	19
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#424	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1869	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#654	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#647	Knob Goblin elite shirt	5
#501	Knob Goblin firecracker	28
#309	Knob Goblin harem pants	13
#353	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#672	Knob Goblin love potion	7
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#671	Knob Goblin pants	7
#380	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#687	Knob Goblin scimitar	6
#452	Knob Goblin seltzer	17
#586	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#719	Knob Goblin steroids	4
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#758	Knob Goblin tongs	5
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#843	Knoll mushroom	3
#669	LED block	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2510	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#813	M-242	5
#186	MSG	2
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#278	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#403	Meat detector	1
#697	Meleegra™ pills	8
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#977	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#273	Monstar energy beverage	20
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2155	Mr. Mediocrebar	7
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#365	Orcish baseball cap	8
#382	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#522	PADL Phone	3
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#629	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#2230	Rock Pops	6
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#388	Swabbie™ swab	3
#1191	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	14
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#444	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#703	Wand of Nagamar	5
#860	Warm Subject gift certificate	7
#1146	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1791	Yummy Tummy bean	54
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#821	adder bladder	1
#459	all-purpose cleaner	6
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#530	ancient Magi-Wipes	4
#582	ancient protein powder	2
#314	ancient spice	6
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#327	ant agonist	7
#260	ant sickle	1
#877	anticheese	2
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#653	asbestos ore	7
#262	asbestos staff	2
#729	asparagus knife	4
#469	asshat	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1537	awful poetry journal	5
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#942	baconstone	8
#5056	badass belt	5
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#778	bar skin	6
#1797	barrrnacle	2
#41	bartender-skull-in-the-box	2
#606	baseball	4
#855	bat wing	3
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#783	batblade	1
#906	batgut	6
#586	beach glass bead	2
#96	beach glass necklace	8
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#716	beer bomb	9
#464	beer bong	2
#46	beer goggles	16
#483	beer helmet	4
#217	beer lens	12
#532	bejeweled pledge pin	4
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#774	big red clown nose	3
#595	bilge wine	7
#878	bit of clingfilm	4
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#136	black & tan	28
#510	black eyedrops	1
#178	black forest cake	27
#132	black forest ham	29
#694	black greaves	1
#403	black helmet	4
#389	black kettle drum	1
#611	black pension check	1
#136	black pepper	24
#1047	black pixel	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#107	black pudding	39
#462	black shield	3
#851	black snake skin	1
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#570	black sword	2
#893	blackberry	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#817	bloody clown pants	2
#663	blue pixel	50
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#667	booty chest charrrm	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#699	bottle of alcohol	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#906	bottle of rum	17
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#555	box	13
#1103	boxed wine	3
#248	brainy skull	1
#275	brick of sand	5
#232	broken carburetor	1
#963	broken skull	4
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#393	bronzed locust	3
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#894	bugbear bungguard	2
#410	bullet-proof corduroys	5
#938	bum cheek	2
#289	buoybottoms	2
#539	cactus fruit	1
#635	can of Red Minotaur	4
#554	can of Swiller	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#215	can of maces	5
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#1327	candy stake	5
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#377	carbonated water lily	8
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#222	cardboard katana	2
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#585	casino pass	3
#733	cast	8
#687	cat appendix	1
#596	catgut	5
#567	centipede eggs	2
#1249	chaos butterfly	13
#767	chef's hat	4
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#576	chloroform rag	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#870	chrome ore	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#363	chunk of rock salt	3
#481	clay peace-sign bead	3
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#479	clockwork key	4
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#557	clown shoes	3
#817	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#158	clownskin belt	2
#3274	club necklace	1
#398	cocktail napkin	6
#660	cocoa egg	10
#1042	coconut shell	4
#597	coffin lid	1
#655	cog	22
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#458	cool whip	5
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#524	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#788	cranberries	10
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#962	dark potion	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#810	decorative fountain	1
#516	demon skin	11
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#405	deodorant	4
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#631	diamond-studded cane	5
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#869	dirty hobo gloves	4
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1310	disco ball	6
#1051	disco mask	10
#457	disease	18
#187	disembodied smile	2
#703	disintegrating quill pen	2
#402	displaced fish	8
#449	distressed denim pants	3
#1647	disturbing fanfic	3
#813	drab sonata	1
#549	draggin' ball hat	7
#782	dried face	1
#353	drum machine	11
#442	dry noodles	186
#1505	drywall axe	3
#1581	duct tape	7
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#508	eXtreme mittens	5
#416	eXtreme scarf	6
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#946	effervescent potion	1
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#468	empty meat tank	4
#604	enchanted bean	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#599	enormous belt buckle	2
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#848	evil golden arch	2
#354	evil golden arches	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#51	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	12
#403	eye-pod	1
#169	eyedrops of the ermine	3
#570	eyepatch	8
#527	f3d0r4	8
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#762	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#463	fancy seashell necklace	3
#1141	fat stacks of cash	2
#656	ferret bait	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#305	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	5
#606	filthy corduroys	5
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#1713	filthy lucre	4
#388	filthy pestle	4
#527	filthy poultice	1
#461	fish-liver oil	7
#793	fizzy potion	3
#724	flaming crutch	3
#510	flaming mushroom	4
#711	flaming talons	3
#619	flange	1
#445	flaregun	21
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#987	floaty sand	1
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#490	frilly skirt	5
#810	frozen feather	1
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#309	furniture dolly	5
#1128	furry fur	9
#391	gauze garter	11
#183	gauze shorts	1
#664	ghuol ears	8
#1090	ghuol egg	3
#232	giant cactus quill	3
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1452	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#452	giant foam finger	2
#938	giant needle	6
#1593	giant pinky ring	5
#195	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#872	glowing red eye	3
#589	gnatwing	3
#427	gnauga hide	10
#427	gnoll lips	7
#555	gnoll teeth	4
#134	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
#464	goat beard	8
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#826	gob of wet hair	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#2262	golden ring	25
#2659	googly eye	1
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#784	gr8ps	1
#604	grapefruit	3
#330	grave robbing shovel	3
#1070	gray bow tie	3
#604	green pixel	52
#348	green pixel potion	1
#81	green pixie spog	1
#143	gremlin juice	20
#749	grouchy restless spirit	4
#5336	grue egg	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#224	grungy bandana	4
#259	grungy flannel shirt	2
#534	guano coffee cup	1
#569	guitar pick	3
#1225	gyroscope	1
#374	halfberd	1
#1933	hamethyst	2
#3459	handful of confetti	5
#623	handful of hand chalk	24
#627	handful of moss	1
#507	handful of sand	16
#424	handful of sawdust	6
#506	happiness	2
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1648	heart necklace	4
#1194	heavy D	1
#194	heavy metal sonata	3
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#528	hellion cube	7
#1442	helmet turtle	5
#674	hemp string	4
#1241	herb brownies	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#453	honey-dipped locust	3
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#667	hot katana blade	8
#1287	hot wing	1
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#1217	iGoogly	5
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#618	infernal insoles	2
#668	inkwell	1
#455	irate sombrero	3
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#809	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	5
#326	keg shield	5
#725	ketchup hound	2
#386	kick-ass kicks	3
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#2097	killing feather	16
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#2638	laser-broiled pear	7
#674	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1016	lead necklace	3
#558	leather chaps	2
#730	leather mask	2
#639	leathery bat skin	3
#578	leathery cat skin	6
#617	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#1038	lemon	4
#669	leotarrrd	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#1007	lihc eye	1
#606	lihc face	4
#868	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	4
#910	line	5
#499	linoleum ore	7
#521	linoleum sword	1
#930	long skinny balloon	1
#909	loose teeth	17
#824	lowercase N	2
#1203	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#385	magic lamp	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#553	maiden wig	2
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#950	mariachi pants	5
#575	marionette collective	1
#934	marzipan skull	5
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#673	mauve striped oyster egg	6
#234	meat paste	468
#807	meat stack	7
#771	meat vortex	11
#335	meatcar model	1
#324	megatofu	17
#168	menudo	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#910	metallic A	7
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#407	miner's helmet	6
#412	miner's pants	5
#313	mixed wildflower greens	1
#467	mojo filter	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#543	mother's little helper	2
#320	mullet wig	4
#375	mummy wrapping	33
#910	murky potion	1
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#2559	nanite-infested eggnog	2
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#601	nanofiber cloth	8
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#430	ninja hot pants	6
#2030	obsidian dagger	5
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#1371	off-white plastic oyster egg	3
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1024	off-white striped oyster egg	2
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#559	old coin purse	3
#797	olive	1
#81	one-winged stab bat	1
#601	oozenog	6
#306	opera mask	2
#941	orange	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#482	oversized pipe	3
#618	oversized pizza cutter	4
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
#1028	oyster basket	3
#1212	pail	4
#568	palm frond	4
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#71	palm-frond cloak	4
#152	palm-frond fan	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#88	palm-frond whip	2
#598	pants of the Slug Lord	6
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#987	papaya	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#1048	pasta spoon	7
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#484	patchouli incense stick	18
#263	patent antipsychotics	1
#1142	patent leather shoes	2
#247	peace-sign necklace	1
#1025	penguin skin	5
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#399	perforated battle paddle	5
#458	phat turquoise bead	8
#301	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#995	phonics down	6
#1147	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#799	pickle-flavored chewing gum	5
#454	pile of jumping beans	4
#119	pirate brochure	1
#525	pirate pelvis	3
#93	pirate skull	1
#119	pixel hat	3
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#465	plastic guitar	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#933	plot hole	15
#1722	polyalloy shield	2
🥈	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
#716	pool cue	4
#1052	porquoise	6
#2220	possessed top	1
#1167	potato sprout	1
#385	powdered organs	3
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#1086	probability potion	2
#931	procrastination potion	7
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#486	pygmy blowgun	1
#295	pygmy nose-bone	2
#444	pygmy pygment	1
#278	pygmy spear	1
#557	ram stick	1
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#822	rat appendix	1
#1033	ravioli hat	7
#595	razor-sharp can lid	11
#1537	razor-tipped yo-yo	3
#1220	really dense meat stack	3
#84	really really sticky spider web	7
#136	really sticky spider web	1
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#314	red pixel potion	11
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#367	reinforced beaded headband	7
#489	reodorant	9
#285	rewinged stab bat	2
#610	rice bowl	1
#751	ridiculously huge sword	6
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#739	ring of aggravate monster	4
#721	ring of half-assed regeneration	3
#905	roasted marshmallow	14
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#359	rocky raccoon	28
#2366	rogue swarmer	12
#1770	roll of toilet paper	8
#142	rolling pin	1
#431	round purple sunglasses	6
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3662	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#2767	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#374	rubber axe	2
#676	ruby W	8
#535	rum barrel charrrm	1
#531	rusty grave robbing shovel	4
#325	rusty metal shaft	1
#761	sabre teeth	2
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#1304	seal-clubbing club	4
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#722	silver tongue charrrm	1
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#281	snorkel	3
#377	snowboarder pants	8
#1174	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	6
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#712	sonar-in-a-biscuit	2
#2494	spade necklace	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
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#138	special sauce glove	1
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#323	stone baseball cap	1
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#4532	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
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#4160	stuffed cocoabo	9
#4308	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
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#4590	stuffed hand turkey	8
#4580	stuffed mind flayer	8
#6375	stuffed scary death orb	4
#1922	stuffed shoulder parrot	9
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#2642	stuffing	1
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#956	super-spiky hair gel	14
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#776	swirly potion	3
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
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#264	teeny-tiny ninja stars	3
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#220	thistle wine	14
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#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
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#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3858	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
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#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#952	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
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#6236	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#973	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4596	tiny plastic hermit	1
#6146	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6131	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
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#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#300	tiny shaker of salt	8
#488	tip jar	1
#633	tires	5
#753	titanium assault umbrella	4
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#1841	towel	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#1040	toy hoverpad	7
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#323	true grit	6
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#1017	turtle totem	16
#458	twinkly powder	2
#1649	twitching claw	1
#545	uncooked chorizo	3
#107	unrolling pin	1
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#2740	unstable laser battery	3
#1690	useless powder	4
#2167	valuable trinket	3
#488	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#726	viking helmet	5
#475	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	8
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#601	vorpal blade	4
#1029	wad of dough	2
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#586	wang	1
#358	war tongs	3
#835	water pipe bomb	4
#1538	wheel	1
#958	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#428	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#871	white lightning	3
#580	white pixel	24
#574	white satin pants	3
#344	white satin shield	4
#706	white snake skin	6
#369	white sword	10
#815	windchimes	1
#615	witch hat	1
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#196	wonderwall shield	6
#811	wooden stakes	1
#460	wool hat	2
#553	worn tophat	1
#480	worthless gewgaw	7
#507	worthless knick-knack	9
#437	worthless trinket	6
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#333	wreath of laurels	2
#853	wussiness potion	3
#765	yellow plastic oyster egg	8
#177	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	12
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#1447	yeti fur	5
#1803	yo	2
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 4,270 items total!

what items are this player missing?