Museum :: Choolies

Choolies

Rank	Item	Quantity
#298	"DRINK ME" potion	52
#69	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	20
#688	1-ball	5
#356	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	21
#756	2-ball	4
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1080	3-ball	2
#148	30669 scroll	82
#122	334 scroll	61
#747	4-ball	4
#30	4-d camera	18
#44	4-dimensional guitar	93
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#554	6-ball	7
#197	668 scroll	6
#417	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
#904	7-ball	3
#1172	8-ball	9
#626	9-ball	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#257	Angry Farmer candy	544
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#432	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#451	BRICKO eye brick	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#222	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#469	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#219	Black No. 2	34
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#65	Blizzards I Have Died In	8
#568	Blood Light	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#925	Boris's ring	1
#900	Boss Bat bling	3
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#59	C.H.U.M. knife	12
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#21	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	6
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1180	Cloaca-Cola	7
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#86	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	13
#1870	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#149	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	4
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#27	Covers-Your-Head	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#263	Crimbo candied pecan	53
#262	Crimbo fudge	56
#295	Crimbo peppermint bark	44
#498	Crimbo pie	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#2458	Crown of the Goblin King	6
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#843	Daffy Taffy	31
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#605	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	3
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#248	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#51	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	6
#1259	Drowsy Sword	9
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#660	Dyspepsi-Cola	88
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#323	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	8
#354	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#13	El Vibrato trapezoid	3
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#183	Elmley shades	6
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#164	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#226	Frat Army FGF	17
#56	Freddy Kruegerand	272
#140	Frogade	3
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#57	Frosty's nailbat	2
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#66	Gaia beads	83
#199	Game Grid ticket	11
#266	Game Grid token	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#347	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#102	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#297	Gnollish pie tin	11
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#124	Gnollish slotted spoon	17
#210	Gnollish toolbox	26
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#543	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
#188	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#99	Hell broth	3
#613	Hell ramen	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#120	Hippy Army MPE	101
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#50	Hollandaise helmet	406
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#79	Iiti Kitty phone charm	83
#659	Imp Ale	169
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#1036	Jack-in-the-box	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#191	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	12
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#98	Junk-Bond	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#150	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	3
#385	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#378	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#254	Knob Goblin firecracker	86
#266	Knob Goblin harem pants	16
#288	Knob Goblin harem veil	13
#595	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#237	Knob Goblin pants	64
#255	Knob Goblin perfume	13
#315	Knob Goblin scimitar	37
#319	Knob Goblin seltzer	45
#515	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#443	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#277	Knob Goblin superseltzer	24
#294	Knob Goblin tongs	49
#316	Knob Goblin visor	19
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#160	Knob mushroom	93
#136	Knob nuts	5
#418	Knob sausage	6
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#347	Knoll mushroom	29
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#62	Lockenstock™ sandals	98
#1909	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#1041	M-242	2
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#629	Mad Train wine	111
#400	Manetwich	1
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#278	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#246	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	12
#403	Meat detector	1
#18	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	9
#478	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	7
#204	Meleegra™ pills	53
#112	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#163	Mer-kin healscroll	2
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#94	Mer-kin killscroll	6
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#184	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	22
#164	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	563
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#86	Mohawk wig	168
#236	Mon Tiki	4
#208	Monstar energy beverage	39
#190	Mountain Stream soda	191
#226	Mr. Haggis	2
#73	Mr. Joe's bangles	16
#1957	Mr. Mediocrebar	10
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#374	NG	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#287	Neuromancer	1
#312	Newbiesport™ tent	6
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#105	O'RLY manual	14
#195	Oil of Parrrlay	12
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#13	Ol' Scratch's manacles	4
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#241	Orcish baseball cap	15
#220	Orcish cargo shorts	14
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#25	Oscus's pelt	3
#142	PADL Phone	108
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#485	Penultimate Fantasy chest	22
#211	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	7
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#119	Psychotic Train wine	3
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#98	Rad Lib	1
#812	Ram's Face Lager	3
#529	Red Rover BB gun	4
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2056	Rock Pops	9
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#114	SPF 451 lip balm	20
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#13	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	15
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#306	Spam Witch sammich	125
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#493	Spooky Surprise Egg	19
#163	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
#73	Squat-Thrust Magazine	16
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#508	Supernova Champagne	4
#220	Swabbie™ swab	14
#24	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	9
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#519	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	92
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#124	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#193	Tiger-lily's milk	6
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#232	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	17
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#476	Trollhouse cookies	62
#243	Tuesday's ruby	10
#339	Typical Tavern swill	12
#414	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	5
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#2405	Valentine	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#568	Warm Subject gift certificate	42
#18	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1359	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#88	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	25
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#78	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	31
#1558	Yummy Tummy bean	79
#226	Ze™ goggles	5
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#239	acid-squirting flower	16
#420	acoustic guitarrr	8
#107	actual tapas	3
#155	adder	4
#196	adder bladder	66
#236	all-purpose cleaner	30
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#499	alphabet gum	2
#108	amulet of extreme plot significance	167
#37	ancient Magi-Wipes	706
#456	ancient frozen dinner	3
#74	ancient ice cream scoop	13
#222	ancient poisoned dart	3
#67	ancient protein powder	157
#206	ancient spice	12
#396	ancient vinyl coin purse	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#852	anniversary gift box	5
#228	annoying pitchfork	12
#282	ant agonist	10
#185	ant hoe	2
#167	ant pick	2
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#244	anti-anti-antidote	12
#683	anticheese	4
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#160	antique greaves	67
#155	antique hand mirror	41
#211	antique helmet	47
#212	antique machete	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#212	antique shield	45
#164	antique spear	72
#20	aquamariner's ring	1
#40	armgun	174
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#218	asbestos apron	5
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#698	asbestos ore	6
#224	asbestos sword	3
#272	asparagus knife	30
#642	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#135	awful poetry journal	1,465
#358	bätzle	1
#1205	baby killer bee	4
#2450	baconstone	1
#4171	badass belt	8
#606	bag of Cheat-Os	7
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#504	bag of lard	2
#420	baggie of powdered sugar	43
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#389	balloon monkey	4
#105	balloon shield	1
#143	balloon sword	3
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#654	banana peel	1
#139	banana smoothie	6
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#384	bar skin	27
#57	bar whip	2
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#874	barrrnacle	13
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#118	barskin tent	2
#108	bartender-in-the-box	3
#225	baseball	29
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#78	basic meat helmet	3
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#114	basic meat staff	1
#112	basic meat sword	2
#362	bat guano	30
#231	bat haggis	1
#77	bat whip	1
#281	bat wing	54
#78	bat wing kabob	8
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#298	batblade	10
#406	batgut	58
#124	battered hubcap	4
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#524	beach glass bead	3
#198	beach glass necklace	2
#267	bean burrito	1
#168	beanbag chair	3
#170	beaten-up Chucks	3
#212	bed of coals	4
#138	beer basted brat	1
#249	beer bomb	127
#111	beer bong	43
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#160	beer helmet	47
#88	beer lens	50
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#66	beer-soaked mop	17
#489	beertini	3
#73	begpwnia	142
#315	beholed bedsheet	3
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#120	bejeweled pledge pin	78
#190	bellhop bell	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#198	big bass drum	6
#381	big boom	1
#272	big red clown nose	27
#474	big rock	1
#29	big stick	94
#57	bigger stick	4
#489	bilge wine	14
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#110	bird rib	20
#577	bit of clingfilm	7
#342	bit-o-cactus	9
#518	bite-me-red lipstick	4
#469	black & tan	2
#89	black belt	1
#118	black blade	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#124	black cloak	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#253	black forest cake	13
#552	black forest ham	1
#168	black gold	2
#126	black greaves	28
#145	black helmet	23
#241	black kettle drum	3
#184	black paisley oyster egg	24
#426	black pension check	5
#165	black pepper	16
#257	black picnic basket	6
#450	black pixel	42
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#146	black shield	23
#239	black snake skin	31
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#147	black sword	26
#269	black velvet box	1
#209	blackberry	79
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#84	blackberry polite	4
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#690	bloody beer	5
#229	bloody clown pants	29
#480	bloody mary	2
#116	blowdart	1
#187	blue class ring	22
#563	blue paisley oyster egg	7
#569	blue pixel	72
#240	blue pixel potion	4
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#426	blue polka-dot oyster egg	10
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#160	bone flute	11
#316	bone rattle	5
#612	booty chest charrrm	3
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#73	bottle of Bloodweiser	2
#319	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	2
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#210	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	8
#189	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	12
#164	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	53
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#317	bottle of alcohol	9
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#407	bottle of cooking sherry	2
#471	bottle of gin	31
#2729	bottle of goofballs	6
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#359	bottle of rum	146
#226	bottle of sake	3
#38	bottle of sewage schnapps	184
#221	bottle of tequila	149
#82	bottle of ultravitamins	9
#258	bottle of vodka	95
#235	bottle of whiskey	213
#134	bottle opener belt buckle	37
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#414	bowl of cottage cheese	43
#40	bowl of fishysoisse	14
#289	bowl of lucky charms	2
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#248	bowling ball	1
#710	box	8
#1870	box of sunshine	78
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#230	boxed champagne	6
#422	boxed wine	50
#128	boxing glove	4
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#53	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#168	brains casserole	2
#95	brainy skull	6
#86	brass gear	84
#318	brass stinger	1
#86	breadchucks	2
#2052	brick	4
#437	brick of sand	1
#199	briefcase	53
#232	broken carburetor	1
#390	broken skull	43
#63	broken sword	104
#248	bronze breastplate	6
#308	bronzed locust	6
#66	brown felt tophat	32
#171	brown sugar cane	35
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#305	bubblewrap ore	6
#287	bubblin' crude	35
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#141	bubbly potion	128
#205	bucket of honey	8
#16	buckler buckle	101
#108	buffalo blade	1
#237	bugbear beanie	31
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#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
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#3872	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
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#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#400	turtle pheromones	7
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#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
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#1649	twitching claw	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#79	ultimate ultimate frisbee	11
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#417	unearthly onyx	1
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
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#532	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2
#107	unrolling pin	1
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#169	very overdue library book	2
#147	vial of The Glistening	2
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#61	vodka and cranberry	42
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#157	watered-down Red Minotaur	3
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#51	weremoose spit	21
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#220	whip kit	1
#448	whisker pencil	3
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#903	white balloon	1
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#938	yeti fur	35
#313	yohohoyo	6
#99	your own black heart	2
#19	zombie mariachi hat	1

Wow, that's 62,735 items total!

what items are this player missing?