Museum :: Hanson The Mighty

Hanson The Mighty

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#169	"DRINK ME" potion	207
#88	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#125	"caramel" orange	17
#115	"meat" stick	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#50	11-leaf clover	30
#244	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	41
#174	1952 Mickey Mantle card	5
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#334	30669 scroll	26
#67	33398 scroll	437
#1473	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#85	5-hour acrimony	6
#118	64067 scroll	5
#138	668 scroll	10
#49	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	108
#168	8-ball	230
#296	9-ball	3
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#16	Accordion of Jordion	15
#37	Afternoon Delight	16
#160	Alewife™ Ale	9
#122	Ambitious Turkey	2
#137	Ancient Protector Soda	2
#105	Ancient Saucehelm	14
#60	Angelhair Culottes	12
#572	Angry Farmer candy	117
#125	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#67	Argarggagarg's fang	16
#69	Aura Libre	1
#55	AutumnFest ale	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#58	BACON	2,015
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#462	BRICKO brick	3
#335	BURT	74
#187	Baja sopapilla	5
#61	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	12
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#95	Barulio's bottle	4
#13	Battlie Light Saver	186
#102	Beignet Milgranet	1
#95	Belt of Howling Anger	5
#77	Ben-Gal™ Balm	46
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#63	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#58	Black Hole	1
#94	Black No. 2	140
#266	Blackfly Chardonnay	13
#219	Blatantly Canadian	13
#143	Bling of the New Wave	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#101	Bohemian rhapsody	6
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#50	Boris's key lime	14
#527	Boss Bat bling	6
#73	Boss Drops	8
#78	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#10	Bowl of Scorpions	309
#41	Bram's choker	4
#43	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4
#266	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	32
#129	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#80	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#58	Bustle Hustler	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#169	C.H.U.M. chum	9
#83	CSA all-purpose soap	38
#96	CSA bravery badge	38
#114	CSA cheerfulness ration	42
#109	CSA discount card	51
#218	CSA fire-starting kit	58
#104	CSA obedience grenade	55
#110	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	58
#45	Caipiranha	1
#101	Camp Scout pup tent	61
#64	Candicaine	2
#66	Candy Alexander	1
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#39	Charleston Choo-Choo	2
#45	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4
#14	Choco-Mint patty	142
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#146	Chroner	635
#15	Chroner cross	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#23	Citrus Crush wine cooler	14
#73	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#9	Claybender glasses	67
#112	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#85	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#59	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	29
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#156	Coinspiracy	4
#86	Colander of Em-er'il	15
#550	Cold Hots candy	8
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#35	Cookbook of the Damned	11
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#17	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	95
#93	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	13
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#61	Crazymaker	2
#284	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	20
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#306	Crimbo Credit	19
#158	Crimbo Factory surprise box	19
#131	Crimbo food scraps	24
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#84	Crimbo salad	7
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#95	Crimbo train emergency brake	39
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#131	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	3
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#175	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#332	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	5
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#378	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	3
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#17	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	43
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	3
#66	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	199
#44	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	23
#17	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	3
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	23
#77	Crimbuccaneer shirt	7
#32	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#2143	Crimbuck	25
#159	Crown of the Goblin King	118
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#170	D roll	56
#123	DUFRESNE Suds	52
#49	Dad's brandy	1
#40	Dark & Starry	2
#131	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#11	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	15
#120	Disco 'Fro Pick	14
#34	Dish of Clarified Butter	5
#15	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	737
#298	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	30
#37	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#98	Dogsgotnonoz pills	3
#312	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	28
#143	Drowsy Sword	129
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#11	Duskwalker fangs	66
#12	Duskwalker syringe	164
#155	Dust bunny	7
#135	Dyspepsi-Cola	576
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#186	Effermint™ tablets	8
#83	El Sombrero De Lopez	19
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#162	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	9
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
#85	Elder Turtle Shell	15
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#16	Electric Punch	2
#8	Elf Army machine parts	185
#140	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	26
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#99	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#153	Elf Guard MPC	1,730
#74	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	2
#20	Elf Guard eyedrops	26
#62	Elf Guard honor present	3
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#39	Elf Guard insignia (general)	3
#74	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#75	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#79	Elf Guard payroll bag	6
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#84	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#20	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	71
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#59	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
#65	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#282	Ent cider	32
#49	Event Horizon	2
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#33	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
#215	Fantasma en la Máquina	3
#258	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	42
#38	Fettris	1
#57	Firewater	1
#31	Five Second Energy™	2
#9	Flag by the Foot™	6
#19	Flamin' Whatshisname	94
#57	Flaming Knob	2
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#62	Flaskfull of Hollow	121
#5	Fog Murderer	272
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#50	French bronilla brogurt	1
#150	Friendliness Beverage	42
#168	Frogade	2
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#94	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#100	FunFunds™	12
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#35	Fuzzy Tentacle	3
#180	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#78	Galapagosian Cuisses	11
#74	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	11
#93	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	5
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#76	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	17
#89	Gin Mint	1
#58	Glo-Pop	3
#142	Gnollish casserole dish	7
#201	Gnollish plunger	14
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#186	Gnollish toolbox	33
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#45	Golden Mean	2
#61	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#67	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	12
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#111	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
#54	Green Giant	2
#28	Green Manalishi	268
#41	Green Velvet	2
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#42	Half a Purse	1
#18	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#33	Haymaker	2
#89	Heimandatz's heart	13
#41	Hell broth	14
#188	Hell ramen	25
#55	Helm of the Scream Emperor	8
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#19	Highest Bitter	3
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#114	Hollandaise helmet	104
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#111	How to Avoid Scams	2
#73	How to Play Othello	8
#76	Humanitini	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#80	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#120	Iceberglar scarf	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#111	Imp Ale	2,370
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#29	Inner Strength	7
#316	Inner Truth	1
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#48	Irish Coffee, English Heart	2
#17	Island Hurricane	2
#472	Jack-in-the-box	12
#61	Jackhammer	1
#23	Jacob's rung	12
#100	Jarlsberg's key lime	6
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#22	Jefferson wings	74
#31	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	5
#75	Jocko Homo's head	14
#341	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	26
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#66	Kelflar vest	2
#27	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	51
#227	Knob Goblin elite helm	26
#168	Knob Goblin elite pants	35
#165	Knob Goblin elite polearm	35
#36	Knob Goblin firecracker	833
#39	Knob Goblin harem pants	181
#36	Knob Goblin harem veil	157
#152	Knob Goblin love potion	107
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#151	Knob Goblin melon baller	20
#69	Knob Goblin pants	249
#44	Knob Goblin perfume	80
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#67	Knob Goblin scimitar	257
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#213	Knob Goblin spatula	69
#327	Knob Goblin steroids	30
#80	Knob Goblin tongs	260
#156	Knob Goblin visor	48
#77	Knob jelly donut	4
#22	Knob nuts	78
#220	Knob sausage	30
#194	Knob stroganoff	1
#58	Knoll mushroom	254
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#88	Knoll stir-fry	2
#55	Kokomo Resort Chip	5
#18	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	21
#74	Krakrox's Loincloth	11
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#390	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	13
#224	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
#88	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	14
#85	Lederhosen of the Night	14
#102	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#38	London frog	1
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#170	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	129
#370	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	21
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1201	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#315	Mad Train wine	328
#157	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#35	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#34	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
#77	Mark V Steam-Hat	4
#30	Marltini	2
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#173	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3
#41	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	318
#33	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
#41	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
#159	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	59
#94	Meleegra™ pills	108
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#76	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#214	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	374
#49	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	68
#175	Milk Studs	34
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#62	Misty Cape	38
#49	Misty Cloak	45
#63	Misty Robe	41
#143	Mohawk wig	96
#44	Mohobo	2
#121	Moonds	1
#49	Moonshine Mohobo	2
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#69	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#29	Mornington crescent roll	97
#68	Mortimer's nostrum	5
#24	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#869	Mountain Stream soda	3
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#24	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	176
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#52	Murderer's Punch	4
#92	Muschat	1
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#374	NG	1
#41	Necrotelicomnicon	21
#193	Neuromancer	3
#46	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#201	New Zealand iced tea	44
#33	Newark	2
#171	Newbiesport™ tent	25
#70	Newman's Own Trousers	12
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#383	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#21	O'RLY manual	152
#61	Oil of Parrrlay	61
#521	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#36	Orangemageddon wine cooler	7
#63	Orcish baseball cap	103
#48	Orcish cargo shorts	104
#67	Orcish frat-paddle	99
#94	Orcish meat locker	6
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#41	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#185	PADL Phone	65
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#51	PB&BP	4
#43	PB&J with the crusts cut off	60
#184	PEEZ dispenser	38
#128	Pain Dip	2
#30	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	13
#26	Party-in-a-Can™	6
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#146	Penultimate Fantasy chest	255
#40	Phil Collins	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#91	Pine-Fresh air freshener	43
#51	Plague of Locusts	2
#41	Pneumo bar	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#14	Polysniff Perfume	139
#82	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	19
#59	Prunets	1
#18	Psychotic Train wine	147
#44	Punchplanter	1
#46	Purple Beast energy drink	59
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#33	Quaatorade™	1
#36	R'lyeh	3
#32	Radberry Rip wine cooler	9
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#16	Red Fox glove	1
#481	Red Rover BB gun	5
#80	Red X Shield	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#80	Russian Ice	3
#72	SMOOCH soda	6
#22	Saccharine Maple pendant	3
#60	Sacramento wine	11
#56	Safari Jack's moustache	15
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#23	Saturday Night Special	71
#32	Saucepanic	2
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#71	Scalp of Gorgolok	19
#33	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	2
#126	Science Notebook	1
#22	Scorpion Bowl	1
#20	Sexy Cosmo	1
#30	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	4
#31	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
#55	Shield of Icy Fate	8
#52	Shot of Kardashian Gin	2
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#31	Siberian sunrise	2
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#36	Slimosa	2
#46	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	2
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#115	Smart Bone Dust	2
#12	Smuggler's Punch	3
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#401	Snow Queen Crown	5
#109	Sogg-Os	3
#49	Source essence	845
#23	Space Tourist Phaser	70
#19	Space Tours Tripple	186
#119	Spam Witch sammich	560
#41	Spant eggs	1
#58	Spechunky bar	1
#15	Special™ Sauce	6
#101	Spooky Surprise Egg	176
#191	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	5
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#62	Spring Bros. solenoid	2
#28	Squat-Thrust Magazine	101
#26	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#12	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	57
#9	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	60
#14	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	54
#107	Stephen's lab coat	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#30	Strikes Again Bigmouth	4
#164	Strix stix	10
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#13	Super Weight-Gain 9000	14
#62	Supernova Champagne	155
#37	Suppurating Sinner	2
#108	Swabbie™ swab	47
#60	Sword of Dark Omens	8
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#9	T.U.R.D.S. Key	178
#99	TI-9000 calculator	23
#31	TRIO cup of beer	6
#41	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
#35	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
#615	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	10
#577	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	12
#697	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#75	Temps Tempranillo	2
#100	Tequiz Navidad	1
#68	Texas tea	4
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#95	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	54
#77	The Emperor's dry cleaning	2
#15	The Emperor's new cookie	20
#34	The Emperor's new hat	2
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#52	The Lost Glasses	2
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#91	The Mariachi's guitar case	16
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#102	The Ring	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#16	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	36
#6	Third Eye	1
#39	This Charming Flan	4
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#71	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#280	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#412	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#1416	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#154	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1409	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1817	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#226	Thwaitgold slug statuette	24
#812	Thwaitgold spider statuette	2
#110	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	8
#1499	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#1045	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#221	Tiger-lily's milk	4
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#101	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	65
#65	Trainbot circuitry	57
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#49	Trainbot linkages	65
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#63	Trainbot optics	48
#53	Trainbot plating	50
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#42	t8r tots	447
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#53	teqiwila	4
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🥉	terra cotta trousers	2
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#21	terra panna cotta	3
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#398	thin black candle	458
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#82	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	12
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#44	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	3
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#99	tiny goth giant	1
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#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
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#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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#516	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
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#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
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#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
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#526	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
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#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
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#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
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#8064	tiny plastic grue	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#751	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#2731	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	2
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#653	tiny plastic moneybee	6
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#543	tiny plastic mumblebee	8
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#589	tiny plastic peacannon	4
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#1781	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
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#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#2768	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#309	tiny plastic the Free Man	8
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#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3874	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#491	tiny shaker of salt	5
#173	tiny slimy cyst	5
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#1902	tofurkey gravy	3
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#17	toggle switch (Bartend)	1
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#84	transparent nog	4
#99	transporter transponder	29
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#16	troll britches	31
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#85	true grit	45
#60	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	5
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#68	turtle voicebox	6
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#29	turtle-shaped rock	63
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#89	twinkly nuggets	710
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#71	twisted piece of wire	1
#18	two meat muck	15
#100	ultrafondue	1
#29	uncanny desk bell	1
#52	uncooked chorizo	143
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
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#143	unidentified drink	3
#33	unidentified jerky	1,629
#27	uninteresting mayolus	1
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#78	unnamed cocktail	5
#32	unnatural gas	12
#40	unremarkable duffel bag	55
#21	unrequired jacket	26
#95	unsanitized scalpel	2
#98	untamable turtle	14
#99	unused soap	16
#248	unused walkie-talkie	1
#128	unusual disco ball	13
#49	unusual oil	1
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#64	valuable coin	17
#124	valuable trinket	826
#18	vampire chowder	123
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#38	van key	48
#12	veiny spore pod	60
#6	velour valise	1
#5	velour vambraces	1
#7	velour vaqueros	1
#5	velour veil	2
#4	velour viscometer	2
#10	velour voulge	1
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
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#23	very overdue library book	64
#37	very small red dress	48
#45	vial of The Glistening	23
#53	vial of baconstone juice	2
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#37	vial of holy water	111
#53	vial of porquoise juice	2
#79	viking helmet	231
#783	vinegar	41
#136	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	199
#85	vintage smart drink	1
#52	violent pastilles	2
#108	viral DNA	18
#14	vitamin G pill	140
#134	vodka and cranberry	18
#71	vodka and tonic	7
#92	vodka martini	29
#31	vodka stinger	1
#117	vodka stratocaster	7
#258	vorpal blade	30
#99	wad of dough	979
#185	wad of slimy rags	2
#107	wad of tofu	92
#34	waffle	2
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#22	wand of pigification	51
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#204	warbear accoutrements chunk	26
#312	warbear battery	7
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#384	warbear gyrocopter	1
#211	warbear helm fragment	21
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#212	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	5
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#420	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#64	warbear superpotion	2
#133	warbear trouser fragment	49
#388	warbear whosit	186
#210	warehouse key	2
#64	warm mushroom	28
#103	wasabi pocky	1
#138	water pipe bomb	602
#120	water purification pills	62
#21	water wings for babies	5
#81	watered-down Red Minotaur	36
#26	wax booze	2
#21	wax pancake	2
#99	weird gazelle steak	1
#15	whale cerebrospinal fluid	51
#24	whalebone corset	109
#20	whalecake	7
#40	whalegun	1
#73	whalesteak	6
#31	whatsit-covered turtle shell	7
#51	whimpering willow bark	11
#105	whip kit	5
#245	whiskey and cola	9
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#249	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#407	white Canadian	6
#120	white Crimbo ball	11
#119	white Xanadian	4
#28	white arm towel	1
#48	white belt	1
#49	white blood cells	3
#779	white candy heart	7
#872	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#62	white chocolate chips	248
#48	white collar	53
#188	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#41	white mana	11
#29	white page	20
#68	white pixel	1,217
#62	white rice	52
#68	white satin pants	86
#58	white satin shield	51
#79	white snake skin	173
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#88	white sword	84
#72	white tulip	6
#110	whole turkey leg	1
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#446	wicker shield	2
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#129	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#134	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#181	windchimes	63
#321	wine spritzer	2
#13	witch wart	15
🥇	witch's bra	1
#72	witch's bread	1
#1079	wolf mask	2
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#129	wooden axe	7
#308	wooden stakes	9
#27	wool hat	116
#43	world's smallest violin	38
#135	worthless gewgaw	94
#98	worthless knick-knack	185
#374	worthless trinket	9
#62	wriggling worm	69
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#69	wussiness potion	397
#117	yak anorak	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#125	yam candy	2
#879	yellow candy heart	8
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#374	yeti fur	441
#2045	yo-yo	2
#104	your own black heart	1
#19	yule grog	2
#194	yule gruel	1
#65	yule hatchet	8
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 187,994 items total!

what items are this player missing?