Museum :: GLWill

GLWill

Rank	Item	Quantity
#912	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#771	3-ball	4
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1113	4-ball	2
#259	6-ball	22
#262	64067 scroll	1
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#569	7-ball	7
#1424	8-ball	6
#128	Alice's Army Alchemist	8
#173	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#128	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#110	Alice's Army Guard	10
#110	Alice's Army Halberder	10
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#100	Alice's Army Horseman	7
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#128	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	8
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#125	Alice's Army Ninja	8
#100	Alice's Army Nurse	12
#108	Alice's Army Page	10
#130	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	7
#120	Alice's Army Spearsman	9
#114	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
#132	Alice's Army Wallman	7
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1248	Angry Farmer candy	19
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#149	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	4
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#387	Crimbo pie	5
#483	Crimbo salad	2
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#149	Duskwalker syringe	2
#1859	Dyspepsi-Cola	3
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#607	Gaia beads	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#416	Gnollish toolbox	7
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#411	Hollandaise helmet	2
#917	Imp Ale	77
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#691	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	6
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#351	Knob Goblin firecracker	51
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#158	Knob Goblin pants	101
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#157	Knob Goblin scimitar	101
#606	Knob Goblin seltzer	7
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#580	Knob Goblin steroids	8
#482	Knob Goblin superseltzer	6
#200	Knob Goblin tongs	98
#646	Knob sausage	1
#481	LED block	2
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#633	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	19
#77	M-242	199
#1631	Mad Train wine	2
#202	Meat detector	3
#630	Meleegra™ pills	10
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#774	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	14
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#559	Mohawk wig	9
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#617	Mountain Stream soda	12
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#52	O'RLY manual	52
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#159	Orcish meat locker	3
#443	PADL Phone	7
#29	PVC staff	1
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#211	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	7
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#581	Red Rover BB gun	3
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#851	Spam Witch sammich	7
#127	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	8
#75	Squat-Thrust Magazine	15
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#181	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#1165	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	15
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#848	Time Juice	7
#494	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	2
#1217	Trollhouse cookies	2
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#658	Warm Subject gift certificate	24
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#186	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	3
#186	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#165	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	43
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#2738	Yummy Tummy bean	4
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#652	adder bladder	3
#361	agua de vida	1
#43	albatross necklace	2
#617	all-purpose cleaner	2
#811	amulet of extreme plot significance	8
#44	ancient calendar	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#149	ancient poisoned dart	15
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#164	anti-anti-antidote	30
#602	anticheese	5
#887	antique greaves	1
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#212	antique machete	1
#154	antique packet of ketchup	12
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#743	asbestos ore	5
#597	asparagus knife	7
#643	asshat	1
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#177	attorney's badge	1
#1350	awful poetry journal	10
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#139	backwoods screwdriver	9
#2450	baconstone	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#709	bag of Cheat-Os	4
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#778	bar skin	6
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#264	bark rootbeer	4
#1799	barrrnacle	2
#129	basic meat pants	1
#718	bat guano	4
#578	bat wing	11
#523	batgut	32
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#732	beer bomb	8
#409	beer bong	3
#254	beer goggles	1
#401	beer helmet	7
#377	beer lens	5
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#330	bejeweled pledge pin	11
#242	bellhop bell	1
#703	big red clown nose	4
#210	big stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#584	bindlestocking	2
#377	bird rib	1
#469	black & tan	2
#669	black forest cake	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#547	black helmet	2
#390	black kettle drum	1
#158	black label	1
#481	black pension check	3
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#634	black pudding	1
#462	black shield	3
#734	black snake skin	2
#529	black striped oyster egg	10
#487	black sword	3
#645	black-and-blue light	22
#638	blackberry	5
#137	blank diary	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#568	bloody clown pants	6
#621	bloody mary	1
#688	blue class ring	2
#610	blue pixel	61
#655	blue plasma ball	20
#40	blue potion	30
#665	bone rattle	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#316	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	16
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#205	bottle of cooking sherry	9
#918	bottle of gin	6
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#298	bottle of popskull	7
#331	bottle of rum	170
#870	bottle of tequila	9
#177	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#965	bottle of vodka	4
#1021	bottle of whiskey	8
#348	bottle opener belt buckle	5
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#890	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#474	box	18
#5907	box of sunshine	4
#990	boxed wine	5
#202	brass gear	2
#397	bread line	1
#2172	brick	3
#583	briefcase	3
#1380	brine	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#870	broken skull	6
#179	bubblin' crude	94
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#307	bugbear beanie	20
#433	bugbear bungguard	11
#326	bullet-proof corduroys	10
#513	bunch of square grapes	2
#502	bunny liver	8
#135	bus pass	7
#150	can of black paint	2
#215	can of maces	5
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#295	cardboard wakizashi	8
#398	carob chunks	9
#416	casino pass	6
#605	cast	13
#1228	chaos butterfly	15
#601	cheap studded belt	21
#997	cheap toaster	2
#339	chef's hat	27
#560	cherry	2
#661	chewing gum on a string	3
#765	chorizo taco	1
#777	chrome ore	3
#769	cloudy potion	4
#1641	clown hammer	2
#441	clown shoes	5
#722	clown skin	2
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#135	cocktail napkin	56
#799	cocoa eggshell fragment	18
#576	coconut shell	39
#373	cog	78
#374	cold wad	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#450	communications windchimes	8
#4	concentrated cordial of concentration	464
#653	cool whip	2
#317	corn holder	3
#361	cornuthaum	12
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#743	cranberries	11
#778	crazy little Turkish delight	3
#485	cream stout	2
#462	creamsicle	2
#163	creepy ginger ale	2
#706	crowbarrr	1
#208	cruelty-free wine	13
#201	cube of billiard chalk	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#113	d8	3
#585	dance card	1
#723	dark potion	5
#582	decaying goldfish liver	1
#505	decorative fountain	6
#1477	defective skull	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#547	demon skin	10
#924	dense meat stack	6
#527	depantsing bomb	2
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#1130	dill	13
#209	dingy planks	1
#205	dire fudgesicle	9
#794	dirty hobo gloves	6
#1281	disassembled clover	5
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#1363	disco ball	5
#1344	disco mask	4
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#614	disintegrating quill pen	4
#342	distressed denim pants	7
#895	disturbing fanfic	47
#1640	doll house	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#134	dress pants	1
#782	dried face	1
#733	dry noodles	21
#1370	drywall axe	4
#2321	duct tape	1
#163	dungeoneer's dungarees	8
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#471	eXtreme mittens	6
#417	eXtreme scarf	6
#86	ectoplasmic orbs	6
#677	effervescent potion	6
#228	eggbeater	2
#2833	eggnog	1
#240	elven hardtack	9
#184	elven magi-pack	2
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#240	elven squeeze	9
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#227	empty meat tank	15
#605	enchanted bean	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#355	energy drink IV	5
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#640	evil golden arch	6
#355	evil golden arches	1
#142	exotic jungle fruit	8
#292	exploding hacky-sack	3
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#143	extra-fancy ring setting	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#453	eyepatch	12
#284	f3d0r4	32
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#250	fairy gravy boat	4
#761	fake blood	1
#271	fancy bath salts	54
#1138	fat stacks of cash	2
#514	filthy corduroys	8
#440	filthy knitted dread sack	10
#602	filthy pestle	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#517	flaming crutch	8
#856	flaming feather	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#563	flaregun	11
#445	flat dough	1
#555	flavored foot massage oil	30
#768	floaty sand	5
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#598	foam dart	22
#274	foam noodle	4
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#169	foon	2
#368	forest tears	1
#38	fortune cookie	1,135
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#192	freshwater pearl necklace	2
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#605	frilly skirt	3
#474	frozen nunchaku	4
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#437	furniture dolly	2
#613	furry fur	74
#427	furry pants	1
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#591	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#510	gauze garter	4
#1241	ghost cucumber	16
#589	ghost of a necklace	1
#464	ghuol ears	20
#947	ghuol egg	5
#489	ghuol guolash	11
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1454	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#453	giant foam finger	2
#147	giant giant moth dust	1
#109	giant grain of protein powder	1
#71	giant gym membership card	13
#159	giant heirloom grape tomato	2
#65	giant jar of protein powder	27
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#833	giant needle	10
#86	giant penguin keychain	13
#141	giant safety pin	3
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#587	glass of goat's milk	7
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#83	glowing fungus	7
#639	glowing red eye	10
#540	gnatwing	4
#321	gnoll lips	11
#398	gnoll teeth	9
#521	goat beard	6
#727	goat cheese	3
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#497	gob of wet hair	17
#187	gold crown	1
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#2538	golden ring	5
#464	gr8ps	6
#1008	green candy heart	2
#754	green clay bead	5
#774	green pixel	22
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#216	gremlin juice	10
#32	grody jug	50
#441	grog	2
#603	grouchy restless spirit	8
#5338	grue egg	1
#527	grumpy old man charrrm	2
#870	guitar pick	1
#260	half-baked potion	1
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#632	handful of hand chalk	23
#781	handful of sand	3
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#475	handsomeness potion	2
#555	heavy D	65
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#316	hellion cube	20
#1162	helmet turtle	11
#172	hemp candy necklace	5
#445	hemp string	15
#287	henna tattoo	2
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#516	hermit permit	2
#967	hill of beans	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#165	hippy herbal tea	7
#437	hippy protest button	3
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#154	hot buttered roll	3
#559	hot katana blade	12
#343	hot plate	1
#347	hot wad	5
#655	hot wing	41
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1151	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	18
#1320	ice-cold Willer	5
#708	ice-cold six-pack	6
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#446	imp unity ring	1
#478	infernal insoles	4
#275	inflatable duck	5
#529	inkwell	3
#435	insanely spicy bean burrito	5
#683	irate sombrero	1
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#356	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	19
🥇	jar of anniversary jam	2
#1436	jazz soap	5
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#339	jug-o-magicalness	4
#284	jungle drum	1
#353	keg shield	4
#908	ketchup hound	1
#2336	killing feather	5
#248	kiwi beak	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#550	large box	2
#208	large cocoa eggshell fragment	2
🥈	laser cannon	1
#2828	laser-broiled pear	4
#1166	lavender candy heart	1
#850	lead necklace	5
#381	leather chaps	6
#648	leather mask	3
#255	leftovers of indeterminate origin	9
#658	lemon	28
#521	leotarrrd	2
#546	lihc eye	15
#567	lime	10
#321	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	22
#967	line	2
#287	linoleum staff	2
#1116	little paper umbrella	3
#405	llama lama gong	1
#314	loadstone	1
#481	long pork	1
#574	long skinny balloon	7
#781	loose teeth	30
#377	los chinos	1
#195	lost key	1
#567	lump of diamond	1
#241	lunar isotope	37
#863	magical ice cubes	9
#642	magical mystery juice	1
#209	magicalness-in-a-can	28
#492	magilaser blastercannon	1
#167	mana curds	1
#579	many-eyed glasses	2
#836	maple syrup	1
#421	mariachi G-string	5
#393	mariachi hat	2
#950	mariachi pants	5
#384	marzipan skull	30
#448	meat from yesterday	3
#572	meat paste	24
#1042	meat stack	1
#801	meat vortex	10
#130	meatsmithing guide	2
#132	meatspout staff	1
#526	megatofu	3
#671	mesh cap	1
#745	metallic A	14
#615	milky potion	9
#606	mind flayer corpse	7
#487	miner's helmet	4
#412	miner's pants	5
#147	miniature boiler	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#756	moxie weed	5
#377	mullet wig	3
#764	murky potion	3
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#64	natto marble soda	2
#91	natto pocky	1
#492	natural fennel soda	1
#305	necklace chain	8
#337	ninja hot pants	10
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#559	old coin purse	3
#547	old leather wallet	3
#1944	old sweatpants	3
#257	old-fashioned	1
#796	olive	1
#57	open sauce	67
#942	orange	1
#1228	orange candy heart	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#145	orc wrist	2
#166	orcish hand lotion	4
#136	orcish nailing lube	7
#201	orcish rubber	2
#544	original G	68
#395	oversized pipe	7
#668	oversized pizza cutter	3
#1352	oyster basket	2
#244	pants kit	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#757	papaya	6
#1050	pasta spoon	7
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#701	patchouli incense stick	5
#295	patchouli oil bomb	3
#264	patent antipsychotics	1
#75	pec oil	34
#272	penguin skin	343
#377	perforated battle paddle	6
#600	personal massager	8
#699	personalized coffee mug	29
#109	pestopiary	1
#495	petrified time	1
#290	philosopher's scone	1
#1884	phish stick	2
#618	phonics down	55
#813	photoprotoneutron torpedo	9
#426	pickle-flavored chewing gum	16
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#503	pile of candy	12
#1004	pink clay bead	1
#121	pirate brochure	1
#383	pirate pelvis	6
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#1056	plot hole	8
#262	plump juicy grub	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#180	poodle skirt	1
#603	pool cue	6
#257	popsicle stick	3
#1612	pork elf goodies sack	1
#848	potato sprout	2
#118	potent potion of potency	1
#268	potion of temporary gr8ness	4
#448	poultrygeist	1
#695	poutine	1
#988	pr0n legs	1
#2037	pretty flower	1
#996	probability potion	4
#930	procrastination potion	7
#754	puce striped oyster egg	3
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#349	pygmy pygment	2
#557	ram horns	1
#557	ram stick	1
#691	rat appendix	3
#87	ratskin belt	1
#1006	ravioli hat	8
#961	razor-sharp can lid	1
#1729	really dense meat stack	1
#388	red ale	1
#635	red class ring	10
#338	red pixel	30
#366	red pixel potion	9
#845	red snowcone	1
#495	red-and-green sweater	3
#411	redrum	2
#329	reinforced beaded headband	10
#58	resolution: be stronger	155
#796	ridiculously huge sword	5
#636	ring of aggravate monster	6
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1031	roll of toilet paper	43
#446	round purple sunglasses	5
#763	royal jelly	2
#1772	rubber emo roe	2
#491	ruby W	17
#647	rum and cola	1
#137	rum barrel charrrm	12
#489	rusty grave robbing shovel	5
#135	rusty hedge trimmers	5
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#151	rusty metal shaft	3
#120	rusty speargun	1
#884	sabre teeth	1
#437	safarrri hat	3
#478	sake bomb	14
#667	salty dog	3
#871	saucepan	26
#246	sausage bomb	5
#408	sausage pizza	1
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#665	scroll of drastic healing	59
#1301	scroll of pasta summoning	2
#739	scrumptious reagent	17
#975	seal tooth	2
#1237	seal-clubbing club	5
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#6937	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
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#108	unnatural gas	2
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#229	very overdue library book	1
#127	vial of The Glistening	3
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#1329	x-ray specs	2
#1106	yellow candy heart	3
#1943	yellow snowcone	2
#402	yeti fur	383
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 9,309 items total!

what items are this player missing?