| #493 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 11 |
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| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #445 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 2 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #460 | Tuesday's ruby | 3 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #565 | antique greaves | 5 |
| #554 | antique helmet | 6 |
| #406 | antique spear | 14 |
| #523 | batblade | 3 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #514 | beer helmet | 3 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #577 | big red clown nose | 7 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #290 | black sword | 9 |
| #668 | bloody clown pants | 4 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #447 | broken sword | 3 |
| #902 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #496 | bullet-proof corduroys | 2 |
| #688 | bum cheek | 8 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #391 | chopsticks | 9 |
| #652 | clown shoes | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #507 | didgeridooka | 2 |
| #735 | disco ball | 29 |
| #259 | dreadlock whip | 3 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #385 | fire poi | 3 |
| #480 | foolscap fool's cap | 4 |
| #523 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #446 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #233 | giant cactus quill | 3 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #404 | giant foam finger | 3 |
| #1119 | giant needle | 2 |
| #304 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #445 | kick-ass kicks | 2 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #504 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #391 | mesh cap | 5 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #590 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #340 | ninja mop | 5 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #520 | oversized pipe | 2 |
| #354 | oversized pizza cutter | 17 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #687 | pasta spoon | 23 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #242 | pitchfork | 14 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #699 | ridiculously huge sword | 8 |
| #547 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #612 | saucepan | 57 |
| #243 | scorpion whip | 4 |
| #478 | seal-clubbing club | 64 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #689 | spooky stick | 7 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #594 | stolen accordion | 51 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #6297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5815 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4812 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4964 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2456 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #4935 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6929 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7020 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2219 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2012 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2050 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3370 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #343 | titanium assault umbrella | 27 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #342 | vorpal blade | 15 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #322 | war tongs | 4 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #574 | white satin pants | 3 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #283 | worn tophat | 5 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |