Museum :: BongSwatMatt

BongSwatMatt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#9	BRICKO pyramid	6
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#78	Coily™	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#118	Crimbo wreath	5
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#8	Good 'n' Slimy	159
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#21	Humpty Dumplings	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#347	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1200	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#74	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#101	The Ring	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#612	Travels with Jerry	2
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#162	antique painting of a landscape	5
#279	antique record album	10
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#485	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#643	asshat	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#430	balaclava	1
#2042	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#655	banana peel	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#21	bark beret	2
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#49	beach ball marble	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#69	beautiful soup	2
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#154	big bundle of chamoix	1
#146	big glob of skin	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#475	big rock	1
#113	big slimy cyst	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#377	bird rib	1
#74	bishop cookie	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#727	black sword	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#826	blue class ring	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#123	blue shell	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#213	bone collar	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#10	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#22	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#79	bottle of melodramamine	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#320	boulder	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#1053	box	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#230	breath mint	1
#2708	brick	1
#436	brick of sand	1
#70	broken BRICKO brick	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#68	bugged beanie	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#408	burnt flower	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#554	can of Swiller	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#857	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#1999	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1852	candy knuckles	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#147	caret	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#873	casino pass	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#818	catgut	1
#169	catsup	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#86	chef-skull-in-the-box	2
#664	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#116	chisel	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#248	chocolate disco ball	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#28	clockwork bartender head	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#115	clown whip	1
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#359	cold nuggets	1
#297	cold powder	1
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
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#939	water pipe bomb	1
#474	water wings	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#126	wet stew	1
#1538	wheel	1
#220	whip kit	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#1031	white class ring	1
#586	white collar	1
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#1104	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1059	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1

Wow, that's 2,532 items total!

what items are this player missing?