Museum :: Schmaltz

Schmaltz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#343	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
#13	4-d camera	40
#76	4-dimensional guitar	42
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1276	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#690	Bulky Buddy Box	4
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#877	Corpse Island iced tea	5
#1482	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#759	Crimbo candied pecan	11
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#460	Crown of the Goblin King	54
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#424	Drowsy Sword	45
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#57	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	6
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	9
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#661	Goodfella contract	14
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#508	Green Clover of Justice	4
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#624	Instant Karma	7
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#605	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	45
#382	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	111
#899	M-242	4
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#264	Meat detector	2
#113	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#157	Mer-kin killscroll	2
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#399	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	16
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#283	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#151	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	5
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#86	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#315	Travels with Jerry	4
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#340	Typical Tavern swill	12
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1777	Valentine	4
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#266	Zim Merman's guitar	3
#252	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#196	a butt tuba	5
#43	albatross necklace	2
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#235	amulet of extreme plot significance	72
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#145	ant agonist	24
#116	ant hoe	4
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#684	anticheese	4
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#401	antique bottle opener	2
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#932	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#191	armgun	16
#275	asbestos apron	3
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#58	asbestos helmet turtle	2
#188	asbestos staff	3
#107	asbestos sword	7
#150	astral mushroom	102
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#183	babycakes	1
#609	baconstone	13
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#948	badass belt	57
#502	bag of bones	1
#287	bag of lard	4
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#664	balloon monkey	2
#57	balloon shield	2
#203	balloon sword	2
#825	banana	3
#134	banana daiquiri	2
#389	banana smoothie	1
#122	bar whip	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#36	barskin buckler	2
#60	barskin cloak	2
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#89	bat hat	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1167	battered Crimbo Crate	4
#312	bazookafish bubble gum	3
#682	beach glass bead	1
#199	beach glass necklace	2
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#430	bed of coals	2
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#732	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#155	big bass drum	10
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#43	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#139	black kettle drum	9
#132	black lotus	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#464	black spot	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#269	black velvet box	1
#382	black-and-blue light	126
#96	blackberry combat boots	4
#89	blackberry moccasins	3
#151	blackberry polite	1
#130	blackberry slippers	2
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#376	blue plasma ball	125
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#37	blue suede shoes	3
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#269	blue-frosted astral cupcake	4
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#943	bone chips	1
#213	bone collar	1
#98	bone flute	30
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#3681	bottle of goofballs	3
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1074	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#141	bottlecap turtle	1
#162	bottled inspiration	5
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#403	bowl of fishysoisse	2
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#605	box	11
#5246	box of sunshine	6
#230	box turtle	1
#142	boxing glove	3
#43	brainy skull	17
#231	brass stinger	2
#32	brick of sand	54
#114	broken carburetor	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#108	buffalo blade	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#336	bungle in the jungle	2
#374	buoybottoms	1
#1205	can of Binarrrca	5
#591	can of spinach	3
#93	can of starch	2
#677	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	13
#510	candied yams	18
#857	candy brain	1
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#3830	candy stake	1
#1116	canteen of wine	12
#873	casino pass	1
#596	catgut	5
#109	catskin buckler	1
#40	catskin cap	2
#324	cement sandals	3
#89	charged magnet	1
#51	charming flute	23
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#363	cheap studded belt	114
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#33	chintzy disco ball pendant	45
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#85	chintzy saucepan earring	13
#146	chintzy turtle brooch	7
#426	chocolate filthy lucre	7
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#579	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#112	chrome crossbow	7
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#96	chrome staff	6
#178	chrome sword	5
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
#45	clockwork counterclockwise dome	3
#102	clockwork hat	1
#410	clockwork key	5
#87	clockwork maid	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#33	clockwork widget	5
#115	clown whip	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#517	club necklace	13
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#593	cog	30
#561	colorful plastic ball	6
#716	comfy coffin	1
#63	commemorative war stein	1,407
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#95	congratulatory cake	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#157	cool whip	42
#270	corncob pipe	5
#621	corpse on the beach	8
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#891	corpsetini	5
#246	cottage	1
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#165	cotton candy pillow	1
#142	cotton candy plug	1
#120	cotton candy skoshe	1
#27	cranberry cordial	51
#175	crumbling rat skull	3
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#233	cup of infinite pencils	6
#104	curdflinger	1
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#279	cursed bottle of rum	5
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#259	cursed sea biscuit	5
#303	cursed voodoo skull	3
#417	cyborg doll	4
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#1025	daisy	1
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#471	dead guy's watch	11
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#462	decaying goldfish liver	5
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#101	delectable fire ant	8
#1520	delicious salad	4
#203	delicious shimmering moth	2
#59	demon buckler	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#221	dented harmonica	9
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#1149	designer handbag	1
#74	detective skull	2
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#695	diamond necklace	10
#125	diamond-studded fronts	2
#259	disassembled clover	379
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#585	dollhive	12
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#221	double-barreled sling	2
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#251	drywall axe	55
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#336	dull fish scale	7
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#949	dusty Crimbo crate	7
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#237	dwarvish magazine	5
#285	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
#56	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#70	eXtreme meat sword	2
#611	eXtreme mittens	3
#141	eXtreme nose ring	2
#671	eXtreme scarf	2
#450	easter egg balloon	50
#337	eggbeater	1
#767	elven limbos gingerbread	15
#737	elven cellocello	25
#1136	elven socks	2
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#1180	encoder ring	1
#340	ennui-flavored potato chips	120
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#255	especially salty dog	1
#33	evil teddy bear sewing kit	8
#145	exotic orchid	1
#74	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
#402	eye-pod	1
#371	fake blood	3
#217	false eyelashes	2
#67	fancy ball mask	2
#14	fancy black tie	1
#3638	fancy but probably evil chocolate	2
#377	fancy canapés	1
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#655	fancy opera glasses	4
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#2393	felt	1
#1162	festive holiday hat	2
#513	figurine of a charred seal	5
#778	figurine of a cold seal	3
#116	figurine of a cute baby seal	2
#408	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
#478	figurine of a sleek seal	3
#385	figurine of a slippery seal	4
#246	figurine of a stinking seal	9
#332	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	2
#252	figurine of an ancient seal	2
#132	figurine of an armored seal	2
#212	filth-encrusted futon	4
#602	filthy pestle	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#339	flamin' bindle	2
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#70	flat mushroom wine	3
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#569	floaty sand	16
#205	floorboard cruft	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#682	fossilized limb	4
#251	fossilized serpent skull	3
#466	fossilized spine	2
#423	fossilized torso	9
#384	fossilized wing	7
#279	fossilized wyrm skull	2
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#21	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	100
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#464	frozen banquet	4
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#667	garish pinky ring	4
#79	gauze hammock	2
#93	gauze shorts	2
#443	gearbox necklace	2
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#699	giant designer sunglasses	4
#241	giant discarded bottlecap	21
#600	giant discarded plastic fork	16
#256	giant discarded torn-up glove	18
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#279	giant pinky ring	57
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#938	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
#210	gingham blouse	1
#143	glimmering roc feather	1
#236	glistening fish meat	1
#288	glob of green slime	1
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#58	gnauga hide buckler	2
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#1799	golden ring	39
#638	goth kid t-shirt	4
#80	goulauncher	1
#1202	gray bow tie	2
#122	grease gun	1
#68	green BRICKO brick	1
#394	green balloon	6
#1909	green beer	1
#766	green glowstick	2
#81	green pixie spog	1
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#452	grumpy old man charrrm	3
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#298	grungy bandana	2
#260	grungy flannel shirt	2
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#53	guy made of bee pollen	55
#907	gyroscope	2
#655	hair spray	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#250	half-sized guitar	2
#374	halfberd	1
#543	hamethyst	15
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#954	handful of confetti	44
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#405	harem girl t-shirt	2
#1411	heart necklace	5
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#1017	herbal stuffing	7
#520	herringcello	29
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#114	homeopathic healing powder	2
#236	honey-dew	1
#260	hot pink lipstick	2
#242	hot plate	4
#606	huge spoon	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#121	ice stein	3
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#154	icy mushroom wine	2
#136	imitation crab meat	26
#35	imitation whetstone	1
#1588	immense cyborg hand	3
#311	imp unity ring	4
#739	incredibly creepy marionette	3
🥈	indie comic hipster glasses	1
#101	infernal fife	23
#411	inflatable duck	2
#63	insane tophat	1
#304	interesting-looking twig	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#1193	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#301	jar of squeeze	3
#1045	jar of swamp gas	6
#734	jawbruiser	4
#213	jungle drum	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#884	killer rag doll	2
#1782	killing feather	25
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#68	knobby kneepads	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
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#3931	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
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#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
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#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
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#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
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#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
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#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8210	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3941	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3976	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
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#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
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#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
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#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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#4345	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
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#56	unearthed potsherd	73
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#245	vampire glitter	1
#373	vanilla-frosted king cake	4
#363	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	27
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#2456	vitachoconutriment capsule	4
#896	vorpal blade	1
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#385	wang	3
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#89	whip kit	7
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
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#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
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#1803	yo	2
#421	yohohoyo	3
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5

Wow, that's 14,292 items total!

what items are this player missing?