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Nodo2

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#233	"caramel" orange	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#121	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Arr, M80	1
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#53	Azurite	1
#190	BACON	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#630	BURT	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#30	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#540	Chroner	2
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#36	Churchill	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#164	Coinspiracy	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#68	Cold One	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#409	Crimbo Credit	6
#373	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#214	Crimbo food scraps	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#227	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#259	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#210	Crimbot battery	3
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#56	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#126	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#210	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#339	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#7	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	16
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#42	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	2
#41	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	2
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	2
#45	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	2
#40	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	2
#36	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#22	Easter grasshopper	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#374	Elf Guard MPC	1
#92	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#54	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#84	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#151	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#48	Eye Agate	1
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#38	Fabiotion	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#137	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	1
#139	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	1
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#38	Finnish Fish	1
#159	Fitspiration™ poster	2
#105	Flamin' Whatshisname	2
#26	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#30	Giant black monolith	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#75	Glo-Pop	1
#38	Glum berry	1
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#994	Go-Wassail	2
#66	Golden Mean	1
#60	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#52	Greek fire	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#156	Green Manalishi	2
#59	Green Velvet	1
#115	Groll doll	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#26	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#39	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#119	Iceberglar scarf	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#82	Inner Truth	4
#305	Inner Wisdom	1
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#113	Jamaican coffee	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#40	Keese berry	1
#87	Kelflar vest	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#179	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#61	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#669	LED block	1
#33	LOV Elixir #3	1
#52	Lapis Lazuli	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#112	Leonard's glasses	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#44	Lil' Snowball Factory	5
#27	Loathing Idol Microphone	1
#13	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	1
#14	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	1
#17	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#62	Lolsipop	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#4	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#127	Mark of the Zombie	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#31	Meat Butler	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#59	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#73	Meteorite-Ade	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#118	Mornington crescent roll	2
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#75	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	2
#24	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#30	Mr. Accessaturday	1
#13	Mr. Big's Wallet	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#52	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#162	Mysterious Black Box	1
#149	Mysterious Blue Box	2
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#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 11,228 items total!

what items are this player missing?