| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #26 | Arr, M80 | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #188 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #21 | Bjorn's Hammer | 15 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #474 | Bonerdagon necklace | 25 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #62 | Boss Bat britches | 123 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #351 | Chroner | 84 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #90 | Coinspiracy | 36 |
| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #69 | Disco Banjo | 9 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #16 | Dragonscale breastplate | 2 |
| #15 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 2 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #24 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 83 |
| #23 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 102 |
| #35 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 116 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #66 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #502 | Iron Beta of Industry | 14 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #459 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 3 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #15 | Lavalos's shell | 6 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #80 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 202 |
| #29 | Mace of the Tortoise | 18 |
| #14 | Master Thief's utility belt | 2 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 7 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #37 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 7 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #16 | Pener's drumstick | 6 |
| #38 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 21 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #22 | Red Roger's red right foot | 2 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #154 | Rock and Roll Legend | 13 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #15 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 2 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #30 | Volcoino | 41 |
| #63 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 42 |
| #629 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 29 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #5 | aerogel apron | 2 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #4 | aerogel attache case | 2 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #10 | anger blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #16 | antique nutcracker boots | 3 |
| #25 | antique nutcracker cape | 2 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker pants | 2 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #604 | badass belt | 81 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #46 | barskin loincloth | 2 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #40 | bat hat | 2 |
| #9 | batskin belt | 104 |
| #60 | bauxite bow-tie | 3 |
| #61 | bauxite boxers | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #15 | belt of Ogrekind | 2 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #57 | bit of clingfilm | 49 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #37 | bubblin' crude | 1,038 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #111 | bugbear purification pill | 2 |
| #176 | bunny liver | 52 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #19 | campfire coffee | 2 |
| #17 | campfire hot dog | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate cow bone | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #53 | collapsible baton | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #89 | crumbling rat skull | 7 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #400 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #91 | demonskin trousers | 2 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #397 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #1486 | easter egg balloon | 16 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #70 | eleven-foot pole | 11 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #990 | empty agua de vida bottle | 21 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #403 | felt | 21 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #91 | figurine of a charred seal | 29 |
| #90 | figurine of a cold seal | 60 |
| #73 | figurine of a sleek seal | 27 |
| #173 | figurine of a slippery seal | 10 |
| #62 | figurine of a stinking seal | 34 |
| #176 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 7 |
| #84 | figurine of an ancient seal | 11 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #325 | fuzzy earmuffs | 6 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| 🥈 | gabardine gaiters | 3 |
| #4 | gabardine garibaldi | 2 |
| #4 | gabardine garland | 3 |
| 🥈 | gabardine girdle | 4 |
| 🥉 | gabardine gloves | 3 |
| #4 | gabardine gunnysack | 4 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #52 | genie's turbane | 3 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #848 | googly eye | 14 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #9 | grease cannon | 4 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #39 | gummi sword | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #98 | left parenthesis | 10 |
| #15 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 2 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #9 | little deuce cape | 11 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #70 | loadstone | 20 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #14 | love | 8 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #28 | mutant arm | 5 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #160 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 10 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #62 | neverending wallet chain | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #15 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 2 |
| #175 | obsidian dagger | 72 |
| #29 | obsidian nutcracker | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #165 | old sweatpants | 404 |
| #32 | ornate picture frame | 107 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | polyester pad | 4 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #101 | psychic's amulet | 7 |
| #86 | psychic's circlet | 14 |
| #98 | psychic's crystal ball | 8 |
| #84 | psychic's pslacks | 12 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #10 | regret hose | 3 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #240 | ring of adornment | 2 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #240 | ring of gain strength | 2 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #193 | rusty chain necklace | 18 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #176 | sawblade shield | 20 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
| #229 | seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #36 | sealhide moccasins | 2 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #14 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #249 | shredded hellseal hide | 20 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #12 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 116 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #67 | spark plug earring | 11 |
| #114 | spectre scepter | 201 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #155 | sponge cake | 4 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #506 | stuffing | 18 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #315 | sunken chest | 48 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #498 | synthetic stuffing | 13 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #16 | the Archwizard's briefs | 2 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #14 | topiary nugglet | 464 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #264 | torn hellseal sinew | 19 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #884 | toy hoverpad | 10 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #45 | turtlemail breeches | 2 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #176 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #317 | useless powder | 481 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #5 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #9 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #193 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 49 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1345 | vinegar | 6 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #66 | weighted paperclip chain | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #60 | woven baling wire bracelets | 12 |
| #153 | wrench bracelet | 23 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |